#Outtie lowkey

[pretend-writer]

<3

*unironically

😢

[spiritmaiden23]

i’m fixing to do a mains page and then the idea struck that ON ONE HAND, i should do an interest checker to get a better idea of what my mutuals want etc etc. on the other tho, i am both too old AND too lazy. it’s the price for being a hot girl with big brains, i’m afraid. tough, i know, but no need to mourn for me...

JOKING ASIDE, rise your hand if you wanna just write with the sky elf. this isn’t one of those permanent starter calls but just me going: hey i’m down to write whenever you’re free to because i’m sure we both have a lot on our plates. bc i really am too lazy and too old to figure out how the hell to do those fancy cool interest checkers you crazy kids do.

[ghcstled-a]

         Nice to know she caused something. Again. At least it’s not in Gensokyou, no Shrine Maiden to scold her if it’s not within her turf.

[pyrotrolls]

A hot exorcist troll who is covered from neck to down in tattoos of prayers in various languages to protect himself. likes when ghosts pick a fight with him because the only time he feels alive is when he’s messing with the paranormal. lowkey struggles to form relationships with the living after all four quads broke up with him because of a Slight Struggle with alcohol. He’s recovered but it didn’t get them back. So ghosts. Ghosts don’t care.

He’s got broken horns from getting slammed into walls repeatedly. And might be kissing ghosts more than exorcising them. But hey. He’s reputable for getting ghosts to leave your hive one way or another- for a hefty fee of course. He has gambling debts to pay off. But also don’t call him to mess with horrorterrors- he can redirect you but the second he realizes it’s above his pay grade he’s outtie. He’d rather just have an Easy Job. But not tooooo easy. He’s not as adventurous as he used to be. he’s a little jaded now.

[gustingirl]

i was tagged by @gayforpinks and @recurring-despondency ily both thank youuu

💌 - what day is ur bday??

april 3rd!!

💌 - what’s ur fav colour??

blue always, and lately it's green too

💌 - whats ur lucky number??

8 and 3. idk why 8 tbh but 3 is for my bday

💌 - do u have any pets??

a sweet poodle and an cranky chihuahua hehe

💌 - how tall r u??

i don’t understand how feet works tbh but, in cm, i'm around 165cm

💌 - how many pairs of shoes do u own??

many....many but i always use the same three lol

💌 - favourite song??

it changes literally every day, right now it's gato malo by karol g ft nathy peluso

💌 - favourite movie??

i’m a huge fan of el secreto de sus ojos (2009) and parasite (2019)

💌 - what would be ur ideal partner??

let me tell u smth, i’m really open, like seriously i can’t think of specific treats my partner has to have. all i care and need is loyalty, honesty and communication. i do all my relationships based on those three

💌 - do u want children??

yes and many. i’m not a huge fan of marriage i must admit but i do want children, minimum two

💌 - have u gotten in trouble w the law??

the law has trouble with me (i have never stepped a foot inside a police station)

💌 - favourite swear word??

ANY argentinian swear word, any literally. english swear words are weak as fuck next to argentinian swear words (mi favorito es la reputisima madre que te re mil parió hijo de puta)

💌 - bath or shower??

i prefer baths but i don’t have a bathtub :(

💌 - what colour socks r u wearing rn??

they're brown and beige and have like fur inside (it's not fur the word i’m looking for but i don’t know what material it is)

💌 - fav type of music??

i have a preference on rock, but i live by the cliche of "i listen to a bit of everything" i swear i don’t listen based on anything but the feeling i have inside my brain when i listen to a song

💌 - how many pillows do u sleep with??

two, one for the head and one to hug (plus chimmy)

💌 - what position do u sleep in??

on my sides and i must sleep in fetal position cuz my neck hurts like a bitch every morning

💌 - what u dont like when ur asleep??

lights, i hate having lights on. i used to suffer at sleepovers w one of my bff bc she needs to sleep with lights on and i hate it

💌 - what do u have for breakfast??

lately it's just coffee with milk, i can’t eat in the morning (not at the time i when i wake up at least and i have lunch early)

💌 - have u ever tried archery??

i know i did it once when i was like 7 but i don’t remember shit

💌 - fav fruit??

i’m team peaches and oranges

💌 - do u have any scars??

on my knee from one time i like fell on my knees on granite floor (idk if i have any other)

💌 - r u a good liar??

yes HAHAHAH like i know i am but like....chamuyo bastante, es eso mas que nada xdd

💌 - whats ur fav type of girl??

@gayforpinks (idk i keep the previous answer ;) )

💌 - innie or outtie??

you deserve jail for this question, mf

💌 - left or right handed??

right handed, my left hand is dumb af

💌 - fav food??

empanadas, of meat if i may choose

💌 - r u a messy or a clean person??

somewhere in the middle?

💌 - most used phrase??

"bien ahi" idek why i say that

💌 - how long does it take for u to get ready??

depending, if i have to go i can get ready in 10 minutes but if i can do it in any speed i can take until an hour

💌 - do u talk to urself??

obviously, i’m my own best friend at this rate

💌 - do u sing to urself??

more than i should

💌 - r u a good singer??

not even one bit, idek if i’m tone deaf

💌 - biggest fear??

if we make it deep and sad, failure. if we talk about any fear, then the ocean

💌 - r u a gossip??

yes. a lot. like waaay too much.

💌 - do u like long hair or short hair??

short hair to death, i wish i could cut mine shorter but i feel it wont suit my face shape

💌 - fav school subject??

i used to love history and psychology

💌 - introvert or extrovert??

introvert, it's so obvious

💌 - what makes u nervous??

public speaking (tho i lowkey enjoy doing it), handing in projects or exams and meeting new ppl

💌 - who was ur first crush??

a boy i crushed for like 7 years and the other day i suddenly dreamt with him ew

💌 - how many piercings do u have??

none but i wanna get my ears pierced again (the hole closed)

💌 - how fast can u run??

not fast enough, for sure

💌 - what colour is ur hair??

natural blonde (yes, bully me idc)

💌 - what colour r ur eyes??

greenish

💌 - what makes u angry??

injusticies, discrimination and normalized micro agressions, ppl who mind other ppl's business, shippers of real life people, ppl who like assuming stuff about celebrities and ppl who degrade others to feel better with themselves (and the list goes on tbh)

💌 - do u like ur own name??

i used to hate it but now i love it, especially when ppl make unique nicknames out of it

💌 - do u want a boy or a girl as a child??

both tho obviously as a girl i would love to have my own princess

💌 - what r ur strengths??

i’m a good listener and very very loyal, i’m also really straightforward and honest. also not to brag but my brain is probably my biggest strength

💌 - what r ur weaknesses??

insecurity, anxiety, overthinking. mostly all those and combined

💌 - whats the colour of ur bedspread??

i have two sets of the same sheets but different color: blue and baby pink

💌 - colour of ur room??

one wall is red the others are beige(?) idk if that's the color tbh

now this was more of an interrogation lmao

tagging @trashlord-007 @agustdream @foxpuppylove @ohnoimlost @sheakastilllovesjungjihoon and @lovetrivia

[tyunni]

get to know me tag !

this is lowkey long, but it was fun to write <333 tagged by: @spookybias tagging: @eternallyhyucks @mjnisode @choibinn3 & anyone who feels like it lol (no pressure btw)

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what day is your birthday? dec 21

what’s your favorite color? YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️

what’s your lucky number? uhh... 7 maybe?? idk i just like it a lot for no reason-

do you have any pets? no :(

how tall are you? .... barely 5'0-

how many pairs of shoes do you have? LITERALLY TWO LMFOSOA AND I ONLY WEAR ONE OF THOSE.

favorite song? oh god damn... too many... basically every skz & txt song, but if we're talking abt non-kpop then im gonna have to go w/ woman by doja cat && as the world caves in by matt maltese

favorite movie? i dont rlly... watch movies?? i dont find them that entertaining, but maybe wonder. (my literature teacher made us watch it back in 2019 (?) and i still love it to this day, makes me cry :(()

what would your ideal partner be like? uhh,,, felix.

do you want children? yes... it think??? 3 kids man i want 3 kids‼️

have you gotten in trouble with the law? YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME. (no, i haven't)

bath or shower? shower.

what color socks are you wearing? im answering these questions at 3AM in BED. who tf wears socks in bed 😟 (no offense)

favorite type of music? sad. sad music. extremely sad music. bonus points if it makes my heart ache a lot. i love crying :D OTHER THAN THAT SUMN THAT WILL HYPE ME TF UP‼️ and also love songs. i love them so fucking much. im a hopeless romantic, & hearing other hopeless romantics put their experiences on paper and turn it into something that sounds so beautiful just keeps me going :(

how many pillows do you sleep with? two.

what position do you sleep in? on my chest (explains a lot...)

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping? MOSQUITOES BUZZING IN MY FUCKING EAR, YA HEAR THAT, JERRY?!?!?! mf has been here for days now, im tired :/

what do you have for breakfast? i usually don't have breakfast, bcuz i wake up pretty late, but ramen??? i live off ramen ok?!?!

have you ever tried archery? NO BUT I WANT TO SO BAD!! listen ik im weak but still ;(

favorite fruit? tomatoes 🍅 are fruits right?

favorite swear word? shit, fuck, mf. cant choose 😟

do you have any scars? TOO MANY!!! on my knees, hands, on my nose (they had to stitch it lol there was literally a HOLE-), on my head.

are you a good liar? well, i personally don't think so. but i lie a lot and ppl seem to fall for it, so maybe??

what’s your personality type? infp-t.

what’s your favorite type of girl? any type of girl!!! girls are just so dbwbdhabwbwhahab

innie or outtie? innie :D

left or right handed? right

favorite food? ramen.

favorite foreign food? any chinese food that shit's amazing.

are you clean or messy? depends....? i dont like it when its messy but i still dont do shit abt it bcuz im lazy.

most used phrase? "LMFAO"

how long does it take you to get ready? like five to fifteen mins- just throw a shirt and pants on, maybe some eyeliner if im feeling a lil funky & im ready to go :D may has got 3 looks and thAT'S IT !!

do you talk to yourself? all the fucking time

do you sing to yourself? uhh.. yeah??? idk what that means-

are you a good singer? yep!!! used to do choir and shit til i quit like a year or two ago.

biggest fear? abandonment issues have entered the chat.

are you a gossip? haUh??? idk-

do you like long or short hair? UMMM on myself?? short. (im literally bald rn) on others?? maybe long?? idk just depends on the person.

favorite school subject? english. fuck everything else english outsold‼️ or maybe its cuz im that one lgbtq+ eurasian bitch who learned english at a very young age through cartoons && is pretty much fluent now.

introvert or extrovert? introverttttttt.

what makes you nervous? awkward silence. it pains me. pretty people with pretty smiles and pretty lips.

who was your first real crush? been having crushes since kindergarten babe!! but idk if that counts so ig my classmate who i had a thing with in 4th grade up until 6th??

how fast can you run? not very fast but if im in a hurry i'm gonna leap.

what color is your hair? brown (might dye it soon tho)

do you like your own name? my real life name, yep. my other name i use, yep. mj or may?? HELL YEAH.

what makes you angry? everything. im a small angry lil gremlin that'll bite ur legs off if necessary.

do you want a boy or a girl as a child? both :D

what are your strengths? ig i give uhh.. decent advice maybe...?

what are your weaknesses? too many. both physically and mentally. my horrible temper, extremely insecure, very stubborn, i apologize even if i didn't feel like i did anything wrong, tend to overshare a bit LIKE RN SO I SHOULD SHUT UP.

what’s the color of your bedspread? grEEN with white flowers :D

what’s the color of your room? pink-ish white-ish yellow... mostly white 😢

[nightwingvixen23]

*Friday Evening*

Jason : *from the front door of Wayne Manor* 

Jason : AIGHT YA’LL !! I’M OUTTIE !! ✌️

Jason : *leaves* 

*Saturday.....*

*Sunday.......*

*Monday Morning*

*front doors of Wayne Manor swinging open*

Jason : *stumbles his hungover ass inside*

Damian : why in the 9 Circles of Hell is your shirt unbuttoned ? did you ride over here like that ? Tell me you did not board your bike with your attire in this scandalous state simply because you believed it to look, and I quote, “S-E-X-Y”

Dick : why are you wearing only one boot ? And your holsters are on OBVIOUS display. last that I checked, Jason Peter Todd isn’t legally licensed to carry a weapon while out in the City, Mister Ungovernable Sir 👀 ; ya gotta keep those things more hidden while out in public during the daytime Jay, gawd

Tim : your hair looks like a chipmunk took refuge in it for about a month in a half. then met a woman. then had a fuck fest that resulted in twelve babies which resulted in those babies growing up and inviting friends over for sleepover parties-

Damian : we get it. his hair. it’s tragic

Tim : basically

Stephanie : wait a minute....are, are those hickies in the shape of a fucking heart on your chest ?? OMG Duke !!! get my phone ! I gotta take a picture of that shit !! that’s goin' RIGHT on my fucking Instagram !!

Jason : *flops down face first on the sofa next to Dami*

Damian : *dramatic cringe*

Jason :

Jason : 

Jason : *burps*

Damian : ewww !! you REEK of fucking alcohol TODD !!

Jason : mannn....

Jason : .....what a year this week has been

Duke : *handing Stephanie her phone*

Stephanie : *pulling Jason’s open shirt back more to take a decent photo of the now ‘never- to-be-lived-down’ and ‘soon-to-be-notorious’ Hickie Heart*

Duke: *looks over at Dick*

Duke : so do ya think it’s about time that we order somebody here that special little anklet with the pretty little charming monitor that matches ?

Stephanie : OMFG... how the hell could you guys have missed this shit ????

Tim : huh ?

Stephanie : *phone snapping pictures like crazy* 

Stephanie : this bitch went and got his navel pierced😂😂😂. . . not gonna lie tho, kinda hot lowkey 👌

Dick : 

Dick : *looks back over at Duke*

Dick : oh yeah. It’s about HELLA time

Duke : roger that

💙 BONUS 💙

it took a while, but eventually Jason grew used to his new piercing (though he still doesn’t recall much of how the fuck he ended up getting it) and makes it a particular point to sport only crop tops as to show off his new sexy accessory; particularly the long belly button rings that dangle. All except for when being forced to accompany Bruce for a public ‘Wayne centered proceeding.’ during these particular events, Jason likes to save a special pair of navel rings  in order to flatter the eye of  Gotham City’s ‘polite society’. . . 

              👇 👇

😂

Meanwhile, let it be known that Steph is now Jason’s #1 fan as well as paparazzi photographer (although she swears she to not know a fucking thing about the Instagram account with the millions of followers simply dedicated to Jason Todd’s abs ever since him having gotten the piercing and rockin the crop tops; and Jason swears there’s no fuckin way his ass is posing more often then not in more suggestive ways when catching her sneaking pics) of course their both mother fucking liars; but there good at what they do. so. photos continue to be uploaded to the Instagram Account @JayBaeABS4DAYZ that just keep getting steamier each day 

[junityy]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG !

tagged by @iuwon ty love <3

this is,,,really long lmao so imma put a readmore

what day is your birthday? may 27th

what's your favorite color? purple

what's your lucky number? 3 and 7

do you have any pets? yes! a cat

how tall are you? last time i checked 1.63m

favorite song (atm)? the rock version of frost (txt)

favorite movie? fast & furious, kabhie khushi kabhie gham and maybe five feet apart too (and maze runnerajkddb)

what would your ideal partner be like? i don't really think i have an ideal type tbh?

do you want children? very good question. next one

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nah not yet AJKSDB

bath or shower? showers

what color socks are you wearing? pink

favorite type of music? uhh how do i describe this . either the a) sad ones that make me wanna cry like cry ONLY or b) the sad ones that make me wanna dance. and tbh songs that just go hard if that makes sense

how many pillows do you sleep with? one and i physically can't sleep ON the people like normal people do, i sleep on the bottom of it lmao

what position do you sleep in? on my stomach / side

what you don't like when you're sleeping? when i'm half awake all of a sudden while i had a really good dream </3

what do you have for breakfast? tbh just a toast or sum

have you tried archery? nah and i don't think i'd be good at it

favorite swear word? probably 'fuck'??? LMAODBSJD

do you have any scars? yes, one on my right pinky. not as 'obvious' as back then but still

are you a good liar? depends on who i'm lying to

what's your personality type? infj-t! i took that test so many times so many times and it was always the same results. only difference was that it went from 71% introvert to 90% or sum PLS

what's your favorite type of girl? when they're breathing

innie our outtie? innie ig i had to search that up just nowhddjd

left or right handed? right handed

favorite food? poğaça and potatoes

favorite foreign food? although i'm extremely picky and don't eat thaaat much of it, turkish food

are you clean or messy? kinda both, i like to be very clean but at the same time i'm too lazy to clean up

most used phrases? "shut the fuck up" "i hate you" "i can't do this today" "wtf" "omg" "like" "bestie" "stop" WHY ARE THESE SO MANY

how long does it take for you to get ready? when ik what to wear about 10 minutes, if i change my outfit all of a sudden i'd say 20

do you talk to yourself? i talk to myself more than to my friends and family

do you sing to yourself? i have to perform stuff in the bathroom so yeah

are you a good singer? LMFAOOO I WISH but sometimes i think i am,, like these little moments ig

biggest fear? i'm literally scared of everything im not even gonna lie to you here

are you a gossip? yeah and no

do you like short or long hair? why would you ask ME such question when i have long hair and want short hair at the same time . but i love both, i could never choose lmao

favorite school subject? english

introvert or extrovert? i can assure you that i'm the biggest introvert you'll ever see

what makes you nervous? people, pretty much everything

who was your first real crush? damn thats an interesting question, next one

how fast can you run? HOW CAN I KNOWSHSJSB but not that fast

what color is your hair? dark brown, but in the sun there's like a light red tinge (?) idk how to say that but yeah

do you like your name? yes

what makes you angry? everything. every little thing. my family, people ....

do you want a boy or girl as a child? first of all, do i want children i wonder

what are your strengths? i care about the people i love, lowkey passionate and tbh extremely loving i can't think of anything else rn lmao

what are your weaknesses? a few insecurities, not standing up for myself, not being able to speak / open up if thats a weakness? and uhh do anger issues count lmao

what's the color of your bedspread? light blue

what's the color of your room? white

tagging @heephoriia @igyus @beomjunies + anyone else!

[malfaisanteflamme]

//it is lowkey kinda funny that seph and jax collectively flipped shit at the start of Rocketfall. Didn't clean up after themselves, didnt wait to see what he was arrested for -- nope, they're outtie

[scoobydoominuscoobydoo]

Okay but seriously have any of us considered really Shag and Daph’s relationship with the other’s parents?

Granted this is somewhat harder to pin down what with the different incarnations of the gang’s families. The differences between A Pup Named parents and Mystery Incorporated parents is like miles apart. I’m not sure what rules to play by since simply stating, “A Pup Named was here first,” doesn’t exactly sit well with me. But I have way too much pride to declare something like MI as the superior show (We all know it’s Be Cool). The Scooby universe is a deep cavern of lore stretching back 50 years and you basically gotta pick and choose what makes sense to your interpretations of the character. 

It’s always easier to write for something with little content simply because there are hardly any rules to follow. Scooby is on the other side of this where a million things speed by you and you only have time to yank up a few things before slinking back to your computer to somehow string it all together.

Parents are typically the furthest thing from my mind since they’re such a non-trivial part of the shows (save for MI but that show likes to brag about how different it pretends to be). So pickings are pretty slim in that department, leaving me to just examine what I already know about Shag and Daph’s parents - throw it out the window and then write something else.

In Emotional Tether it was easier to make a decision on what their parents were like because that was meant to take place in a teen angst setting since it was supposed to read like a Teen Wolf episode (Hark! MI stepped up to the plate finally giving me something I wanted!). I could get away with saying Shag’s parents are neglectful and Daph’s are essentially a train-wreck because that fit with my theme. By that point I was already comfortable with them sticking to those constants rather than jump back into the lore cave to try and form some new parents from scratch. I chose to keep Daph as a 5th child and Shaggy as invisible simply because it makes sense to my versions of them (Always having to be sad because I am a cruel deity).

Because I decided to keep Daph’s screwball family within my canon, I firmly believe that they would love Shaggy. Not just because in The New Scooby and Scrappy Show they seemed to be big fans of him. I think that they would like how unexpected he is as a person, being a star gymnast and bomb cook (plus all the other things he’s amazing at). Regardless of how...eccentric her family is I do believe that they genuinely love Daphne a lot and care about her. They didn’t like Fred because he wasn’t a well-off jock (he was the mayor’s son and could, quote, “bench 220,”) they just didn’t like how strong he gives into his tunnel vision. Or at least that’s how I see it. I just can imagine that her parents always sorta liked the Rogers kid because he was entertaining to watch. And the only person who could get a rise out of their most logical daughter if we take A Pup Named into account. While Daph is probably always embarrassed by her weird and lowkey rude parents Shag never openly makes fun of or disrespects them which makes her all fuzzy inside.They never really see him as a burnout trying to corrupt their little baby. They just see him as a sign that their daughter is doing something differently than what is expected of her and that’s all they ever wanted. Plus her family just adores Scooby with all their heart and soul and every time Daphne says he’s coming over they charge her with crazed looks and say, “Is he bringing the dog!?!?”

Shaggy’s family is a whole new can of worms. 

At least with Daphne’s family you can rely on some constants:

 Her family is always gonna be rich.

 Her family is always gonna be weird.

Shaggy’s family does not get that luxury (whoopee for me) because they’re just all over the damn place. In A Pup Named Shag’s dad is a cop and his mom is a stay at home with him and his baby sister. In that episode where Sugie gets married (I can’t even tell you which show it’s from so don’t ask) all of the Rogers look and talk just like Shaggy, even Sugie which I think is adorable. But then of course here comes MI trying to be different and edgy by declaring, “Shaggy’s parents are stupid rich artists who don’t give a crap about him until the police get involved. Also - what’s a Sugie????” And ruin everything. Thanks MI. It was at this point when I was like, “Okay fine I guess I can do whatever I want.” The final verdict ruled by the all powerful me was that Shag’s dad being a respected cop would explain why he has all of these random skills (gymnast, track and field star, freaking golf champ?). He wants to make his father proud but since he’s far from what the late 80′s expected from a boy it was probably an uphill battle. He’s definitely a mama’s boy through and through. And we all know how much he loves Sugie. His family for sure loves him but he has to cope with the fact that he’s not the son his father wanted. I think that can make everyone happy.

As far as how they feel about Daphne... I think they’d be kinda on the fence at first. Except Sugie who loves her because she was always the one to help Shag babysit. They know who she is and they’ve met her family because she grew up with their son and everything and it’s precisely because of that fact that they’re wary. From their perspective the Blakes are a bunch of wackadoos who have never known a hard days work in their life because money just comes easy to them. And Mr. Rogers ain’t so keen on that rubbing off onto his borderline disappointment of a son. Daphne tries not to take it personally because she knows how Shag’s dad can be. But them not taking her seriously begins to put their relationship with Shag on ice. This resulting in an ultimatum that is hardly logical because Shaggy is a teenager who prides himself on acting on impulse. “Either you learn to respect my girlfriend or I’m outtie 5000 homies!” They have no clue what that means and honestly neither does Daphne. Not wanting to be the thing that finally pushes Shaggy and his father apart for good, she decides to take matters into her own hands. And, clutz or not, that typically harbors good results. Rather than dragging her man over to her family’s bright pink, eight million room estate, she starts spending time at their quaint piece of suburbia heaven. Helping his mom clean up after lunch managing to carry interesting conversation with his father. After maybe like two weeks of this his parents come to a realization which they deliver to Shaggy with a smirk:

“She’s a weirdo - just like her family - but she’s the good kind of weirdo. Plus Sugie and Scooby can’t get enough of her. But we’re enforcing an open-door policy at all times while she’s here young man.” 

[subdueds]

COMMENTS ON EPISODE 1 S2 OF GOOD GIRLS

Okay ya’ll.....

I was really surprised to find Greg and Annie hooking up, basically Greg cheating on his wife. For some odd reason I thought they would be grown ups about it and actually do what they said and leave it in the past?? AND MY HEART SKY ROCKETED TO THE MOON WHEN GREG SAID ANNIE WAS ON HIS LIST FOR LEAVING HIS WIFE G, THEY HAVE SUCH HARD CORE CHEMISTRY (besides the fact they have a kid together), BUT HE FITS ANNIE MORE THAN HE FITS HIS WIFE REGARDLESS OF HOW HARD HE TRIED. THEN HIS WIFE BECOMING PREGNANT??????!!!!!!!!! Yeah, we already know Greg isn’t going to leave her now, AND THAT BROKE my fuckinnnnnng heart for Annie. And things were JUST looking up for her. I’m lowkey praying Greg’s still like “Nah, I’m outtie” 😭😂

The whole Beth and Dean situation is FUCKED, like he cheated on you and then he LIED to you about having cancer and this lady is literally licking his toes because he got jumped by her delicious side man (Rio, yeah). AND HIM MENTIONING IT’S MESSED UP THE STOP SIGN WAS STOLEN AND SOMEONE CAN GET HURT? YOU DIDNT BUST THROUGH A STOP SIGN YOU WERE STARING AT ANOTHER GIRLS TITS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Rio 100% didn’t shoot to kill when he shot Dean, because he knew that would ruin Beth’s entire life (Because in the doctors explanation, he said a couple of more inches and Dean could have died), Rio wasn’t brought up to MISS his target G, he knows what he’s doing. AND THE FACT THAT HE’S A GREAT DAD. WHEN HIM AND BETH GET INVOLVED SHE DON’T GOTTA WORRY BECAUSE HE’S ABOUT TO GET BEST STEP DAD AWARD BY HER KIDS (besides the criminal aspect, lmaoooo) I read a post that Beth is going to change who Rio is, like any other criminal bad boy and good girl series/movie, but I don’t think this is where the series is heading. I think yeah they’re gonna form this amazing bond but he still going to be hard headed as fuckkkkk, and it’ll literally be Bonnie and Clyde (and another route is, WHERE’S THE KIDS MOM? She’s bound to come up. Heard Rio’s (Manny’s wife) is going to make a cameo on the show, she might take that position)

Moving on to Stan. I was really pissed he was about to force his wife into snitching on the girls. Yeah I get it it’s your job BUT THE FACT THAT SHE HAD TO BE LIKE “YEAH, THEY GOT KIDS TOO” GOT HIS ASS. When he came back with the evidence to save all of them I WAS LIKE OOOOOOO MAMA !!! HE BACK IN IDGAF WHAT YALL SAY (but he’s a flip state so they better watch out)

Let’s talk about LESLIE. LMAOOOOOOO. When he asked about Turner’s “room-mate” I was about to throw my phone that Trump supporting Hilly Billy sidemark, HE’S GAY LESLIE, OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES. And I’m PISSED that the guy that almost RAPED one of the girls got to be a lead to solve the case? This is literally one guy gunning for a girl and all her friends to rot in jail because he couldn’t get any pussy. Now that’s fucking scary.

[trashcanarcana-archive]

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She’s an anti-hero ... she’s supposed to destroy stuff ;)))))

Though… she’s would totally hug his arm and wiggle her tail, her ears will twitch if they will hang out on a weekend tbh. She will be so happy because he’s not afraid of her and she’s not alone anymore :)

ooc. hOW DARE SHE BE SO CUTE,,,,

[tristantylers-blog]

THE HACKER FAMILY →  peter, miranda & tristan

PETER HACKER → lawyer, 45 (eric bana)

a nobody with nothing that fought tooth and nail to be someone

extremely hard worker, worked-various-jobs-while-studying-to-put-himself-through-law-school hard (tristan lowkey gets his work ethic and drive from that)

grew obsessed with success and the feeling of proving people wrong to the point where he would often overlook his family and only tote them around when convenient

his success came crashing down when his wife walked out on him out of the blue, simply coming home to a note card that read “i’m sorry -miranda”

has Not been the same since, determination dwindled, lost a lot of clients, the money they saved up diminishing with each month that goes by so they were never able to make it out of midtown and into evercrest

lost his proud and money-hungry nature and is now just a shell of man that tries to keep up with the clients that will take him, and it’s not a lot but it’s enough to keep himself and tristan afloat

MIRANDA HACKER → unknown, 42 (vera farmiga)

harvard graduate from a well-off family with a great life ahead of her

threw her plans out of the window against her parents wishes when she met peter

took the back seat to be a stay-at-home mom while peter provided

is probably the more capable between herself and her husband but bc she Loves™ him, she agreed to let him be the main provider bc he was like just trust me even it’s twenty-flippin-eighteen miranda good gOD

made the most out of a husband who is barely there, burying herself in making a home, proving herself to be a good wife, and trying to provide tristan with the love his father forgets to give him

taught tristan how to play the piano, would often bake and do fun activities with him when he got home from school, the kind of mom that would read her kid stories and kiss him on the forehead before bed even if she was broken af bc she’s realizing her life didn’t turn out the way that she wanted and love fucked her up #manyragrets

walked out on her family when tristan was around 15 bc she noticed he was becoming so much like his father with trying to prove himself and that Terrified her so she was like i’m a failure i can’t do this i’m outtie #peace

TRISTAN HACKER → student, 18 (chris wood)

because he came from the Not Wealthiest family, has always tried to find ways to fit in and be accepted by the kids who had it all

gets his need for success and power from watching his dad growing up, he probably told tristan “nothing is more important than proving people wrong” more than “i love you” and that’s Sad™

as much as he loves his mom, he was definitely one of those kids that was blinded by the 5 seconds of attention his father would give him once a week and tried his hardest to please his dad thinking it would get him more attention growing up (like look dad i’m cool! i’m friends with this kid! or i got a trophy! or i have great grades! his mother noticed this and tried to steer him away from it but like #failed)

grew Worse once his mom walked out, unnecessarily mean and uncaring about his actions and treatment of others bc if his mom (the person who loved him most in the world) can walk out without so much as a goodbye and only a note (that didn’t even address him btw!!! so rude!!) then what’s stopping him from treating people he doesn’t even know like shit

thinks he hates his dad for succumbing to weakness and not getting them out of midtown after his mom fucked them over, but actually hates his dad for driving his mother away (but he doesn’t acknowledge that bc he’s 110% going to have a mental breakdown over it and he doesn’t want that)

also tristan and his dad share the middle name of ‘tyler’ but fun fact, it’s his middle name bc his mom’s dad’s name also happens to be tyler #wildt (it’s the reason he doesn’t hate it so much bc it reminds him of his mom)

[shaneandabel]

Cocoa Butter Kisses by Chance The Rapper, Vic Mensa, and Twista

Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses Okie dokie, alky. Keep it lowkey like Thor lil bro Or he'll go blow the loudy, saudy of sour Saudi Wiley up off peyote, wilding like that coyote If I sip any Henny, my belly just might be outtie Pull up inside a huggy, Starsky & Hutch a dougie I just opened up the pack in an hour I'll ash my lucky Tonight she just yelling "Fuck me" Two weeks she'll be yelling fuck me Used to like orange cassette tapes with Timmy, Tommy, and Chuckie And Chuck E. Cheese's pizzas, Jesus pieces, sing Jesus love me Put Visine inside my eyes so my grandma would fucking hug me Oh generation above me, I know you still remember me My afro look just like daddy's, y'all taught me how to go hunting (BLAM!) Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses I will smoke a little something but I don't inhale Everywhere that I go, everywhere they be asking hows it going Say the goings well Go figure, Victor's light skinned, Jesus got me feeling like Colin Powell All praise to the God, God knows he's a pro, he's a pro like COINTEL Check, check mate, check me, take me to the bedroom, let you know me well I mean normally, you see, Norma Jean wouldn't kick it with Farmer Phil But these kids these days they get so high, burn trees, smoke Chlorophyll 'Til they can't feel shit, shit faced, faced it, 15 hits on this L Elevated, train, and the craziest thing, got me feeling like Lauryn Hill Miseducated, my dick delegated, rap Bill Bellamy, they said I shoulda never made it Probably shoulda been dead or in jail Deadbeat dad, enough of that jazz, asshole, absinthe up in that class Are we there yet? Ice cubes in a bong, we're brain dead, take a tug and then pass I think we all addicted, Yeah, I think we all addicted Really though, I think we all addicted I think we addicted Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my memories, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I think we all addicted Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses I could make a flow, pitter patter with a patter pitter Two seats used to be in a jalabiya and a kufi Trying hard not to be addicted to a groupie I ended up on an album cover in a Coogi You see, I be still a God but a goofy You be flowing out by trucks in a Uzi That's the new principle, sometimes I'm a be about some ho Sometimes I'm a wanna make a movie And when it come to rapping fast, I'm the Higgs Boson And though my style freakish I could still break your body down to five pieces like I did Voltron Cause I'm addicted to the craft and I be off a OG Know me, I'm the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the dope see Never scared of mean spirits, methamphetamine lyrics Cooler like I'm offa codeine, low key Don't be so judgmental, even though I'm reminiscing If I don't know what I miss is I'm a end up figuring out that it's home And my mother and my grandmother cocoa butter kisses This is just a testament to the ones that raised me The ones that I praise and I'm thanking I need em but the chronic all up in my clothes And I wanna get a hug, and I can't cause I'm stanking Never too old for a spanking Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my memories, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I think we all addicted Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses Cigarettes on cigarettes, my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses, I miss my cocoa butter kisses

[dr-awo]

who broke it || atsushi || trial 5.2 || re: alibis, weapon, megumi

okay adams just gonna go off huh. hes not gonna respond to any of that. anyway my post will be mostly dialogue bc im lowkey dying. Atsushi hums.

"Oh, are we saying alibis, already? Well, I guess it's best to get it out of the way... I was awake at early at 7 AM. I stayed in my room though... but while I was resting, I heard weird noises outside in the hall...? I assumed it was just the screaming roomba, but..."

He just shrugs.

"I think I left around 7:30 to get a snack. And the same noise just got louder...! S-so I went to check, in the gift shop, and I saw Ozaki-san and Masuda-san with the roomba. I also saw Ua-kun go into the rec room..."

He taps his chin, trying to remember the rest of what happened.

"So... like... I-I get my snack. Hiroha is there. Um... oh, she also goes to the rec room. But she comes back out with a magazine and we head back to our dorm like... around... 7:50-ish."

Welp. That was it, right? But... the discussion at hand puzzled him at most, and the crying and arguing wasn't helping. What to add on...

"...ah. It was me who said things were missing. But like... stuff from the cabinet... like, crafting wire... A-and. I mean. A lot of the stuff we found were very, um... crafty... so, it'd only make sense that they'd come from the art room, right?"

He takes a moment to breath-- he was talking quite a bit, after all.

"There was a craft knife in the fountain too, a-and also the paint thinner in the rec room... The craft knife was clean and there was no blood in the water, so, I-I think it was either cleaned off in the art room's sink, or it was used to... uh... shave... plastic? 'Cos, y'know... there was also plastic shavings in the trash... t-the meeting room's trash. But what the heck would that have come from... they-- the shavings, they were black and white."

A little frustrated with the lack of answers and piling questions, he starts to surreptitiously rub the back of his head.

 "God, this is... okay. Okay, I... NPC-bane couldn't have killed them. We're here because that mean somebody here killed them, right? An NPC wouldn't care about wanting to escape. So... possibly used to incapacitate them, but... mm. How did she start glitching... and how was her knife taken away from her..."

He shakes his head.

"Ugh. Anyway, I said this already, but I think it's possible that maybe the culprit still has the weapon on them, if no one was able to find anything that fit. I mean... wouldn't be the first time someone did that, sooo..."

Looking at you, Ken. Anyway, Atsushi starts to visibly become more frustrated than sad now, the poor boy leaning over his podium and grabbing at his hair as he tried to think deeper, to no avail. This is hard!!! He wants outtie.

[quietyourgoats]

Ughh I'm getting sad kinda unnecessarily, but feelin lonely Only bc I hung out with a cute guy yesterday and it was cool but first time we hung out in person and now that I keep running it over in my head, I feel like I was awkward. And I was nervous that I was shaking and I felt like I couldn't hide that well because I was kinda fidgeting a lot and then later in the hangout, he asked if I was ok and I told him yeah but I wondered why and now I'm like damn ok he probs thinks I'm weird now but idk how that stuff works so I tried to be cool and I dropped him off at his house and he's really nice and polite and I want to date him or at least hang out a second time but I'm the one who prompted this hangout so I think it's best I don't say anything, so he's the one to prompt another hangout. But I'm lowkey scared that he thinks I'm weird and awkward (because I am) and doesn't want to hang out again but I'm already falling for him and ughhhhh why is this stuff so difficult I just want to talk to someone and I'm kinda sad too bc was gonna kbbq third wheel but they wanted date night and I'm not sad about them wanting date night but it's just that I want a date night too u feel just so much ughhhhhhhh and I want to talk to someone about it but I feel like I've annoyed one person already and there's no one else I want to share my lowkey worries to unless they legitimately care and want to hear and I feel like that's him but obviously I can't tell him all this And now I realize I rambled about one guy in this long ass paragraph and if he ever knew that I've done this literally within 24 hours of our hangout, I think he'd be outtie But in conclusion, I'm sad and lonely and I want cute boi to give me more attention and want to hang out with me more and I want to do cute couple shit with someone and I want a bf and I want I want I want yeah we don't always get what we want in life but i feel so deprived, especially being asexual where any stuff like that almost wholly depends on romantic shit bc with tinder, people can get sex now easily I could literally keep typing all night about how I want this guy to like me but I'm awkward and have no chill and he hasn't responded to my Snapchats and I want him to want to text me all day you know, but I guess I'm just gonna leave this where we're at and get ready for work tomorrow, go to bed early to ignore feelings, and show my mom I did not on the inside cry about a guy I just hung out with yesterday