#Osomatsu san season 3

[hypergryphsketchbook]

Osomatsu, what the hell are you doing in my car

TWOHS( fanfic by @alucience )

[flowerakatsuka]

LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR NEETS!!

[hanaybuns]

Osomatsu-san season 4 wishlist but I get more controversial as the list continues

return of summer kamen

another high school matsu skit

another full length iromatsu skit

an overall increasing of the silliness by 3

more girlymatsu skits (where they're not just supporting characters)

more iyami and matsuzo skits

more outlandish aus/skits (in the same vein as the Inn au, I want them to be completely different people)

continuity, show us nyaas kid and give us a sense of how old these guys are at this point

keep up the gradual, but natural and subtle change in the brother's dynamics (without changing the status quo too much)

a few more straight man jyushimatsu moments, but keep it sporadic so it stays refreshing

LIGHT topical humor/references (i just like knowing that these guys are in the same timeline as us and their world is changing too)

a few more serious moments sprinkled in the mix (like On the Way Home and Just Don't)

[sixxysidepiece]

this ask gave me SUCH kuroba vibes i had to draw it

bonus:

[beejoco]

under the mask

[dreamsfulblues]

Idk if I should call it a rant or whatever but while I enjoyed season 3 I hate that they made Kara from a decent enough singer with decent guitar skills to a guy that doesn’t know what he’s doing and sings like ass…or more screaming

Listen to this I love it sm (Jyushi also has a pretty singing voice. Let these guys have a band)

I want my blue baby boy to have at least some talent you know. It’s really cute and shows he’s more than a goofy dumb guy. Show me the artist that tries to be deep and poetic but ends up being cringe (and it makes him being clumsy more funny. Sings all nice and good and then falls on his head)

But they took away the silly dramatic lyrics with instead being like “xy and meeeee” every time while randomly running his fingers through his guitar (i hate that tumblr only allows one vid because i wanna show)

I know it’s done for the funnies and to make him look more stupid but grrrrrr don’t do my man THAT dirty

I stay with it that while he doesn’t have the (singing) voice of a angel he still is good and his simple stuff can sound nice at times.

[starmanzxx]

drawing random scenes from any osomatsu san episode, part 1 of maybe many ? :3c (s2,e3)

[lordofthesillystraws]

unironically i have had this

as my alarm for a year now and i am not jumpy at all when i hear this. its one of my favorite skits and its such a simple yet effective intro that it actually really works as an alarm. i do wish i could make the girlymatsu intro my alarm but alas, i cannot figure out how to do that yet (i forgot)

[cyani-ion]

Im down for another round but im just remembering that one gif set where the va’s all talk about what the show means to them and its so half assed. Like they fully recognize this creatively bankrupt cash cow is prob gonna be signing their checks for another 10 years.

[phantost]

phone doodle cuz when the neet is purple that can be a very special thing

(blm*tsus do not interact)

[thebardisabird]

I don’t remember who told me this but someone had suggested that they should end the show on season 6 & honestly I agree.  Does that mean a lot of us will be in the fandom forever? Idk probably  I’ll tell my children about us 

[flyingspicerack]

At the suggestion of a few, heres some Suuji content for you

BLMATSU DNI

[moeatsushi]

praying the takoyaki party movie turns out better than the last one i really can't handle a flop like that again

[eillanu]

YAY!11!1!!1!1

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH & 4 SEASON OF OSOMATSU SAN 💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💘💘💘💘

[lunarpanda]

This is not my beautiful house, these are not my beautiful wives...

[hanaybuns]

let me cook

guys i have a confession to make... and you have to hear me out...karatoto (karamatsu and totoko) is a fun pairing

NOW STAY WITH ME HERE FOR A SECOND

in the context of the show, i would only want them to stay friends, if not besties. i think the writers actually like pairing them up for certain scenes bc they can rely on kara to be slightly more normal (relative to the other matsus) when interacting with totoko. like, when you really think about it they interact a lot in the third season... i honestly think she interacted with kara the most in season 3 besides nyaa and possibly osomatsu.

(these are not the best screenshots but trust me they talk to each other in all of these scenes, except the one where kara is a horse)

but thats actually not why i like them as a pair... the real reason is because i like messiness and i like drama and i like fun and i think a secret relationship between karamatsu and totoko would have all of those things

(the even realer reason is because i'm wildly and shamelessly biased towards karamatsu. it's just that simple)

see, the reason it would be so fun is because no one would expect it. everyone in the show probably thinks that if totoko were to end up with anyone, it would be osomatsu. and that's not an unfounded belief, i think they definitely do have the deepest and most complex relationship out of the 6 as the two "leads".

them getting together would kind of represent this grand, but ultimately linear shift in the status quo. the main character gets the heroine. shocker. but it kind of is a shocker in a show like osomatsu san, and its characters aren't really ready for that kind of "ending" per se. especially not osomatsu, who thrives and desperately clings to the status quo like his life depends on it. and ofc totoko is in a similar boat, where she finds herself yearning for simpler, more fun times.

but maybe totoko just wants to have a little extra fun! maybe she just wants to take a quick detour! is that too much to ask?? can't a girl have a little fling on the side?? why does everything she does matter so much as the heroine??? it sucks!!

it's too hard to go out and find a rich hot guy to have fun with. thankfully, she has 6 men who are already head over heels for her! so she finds herself weighing the pros and cons of each sextuplet.

osomatsu is... complicated, so he's out

choromatsu is an automatic no

ichimatsu is okay... but he seems like a guy who needs more care than she's willing to give

jyushimatsu is complicated in a different, much weirder way

todomatsu... todomatsu is definitely a viable option, but she wants someone who will only have eyes for her and she doesn't like how totty always has 2 girls by his side

karamatsu... karamatsu was never really an option in her mind but like, he's pretty nice! and honestly recently he's been much more normal than he used to be (season 1). his painfullness has decreased substantially since then. he also doesn't look half bad! he and todomatsu definitely take care of their appearance the most out of the 6. they've talked a decent amount and they even had that one skit together... ignition.

(side note, weirdly enough i think the karamatsu taxi skit makes him the only matsu to ever call a woman a b*tch... which is surprising to say the least and honestly detracts from this whole thing a bunch but i just thought it was so crazy...yikes kara)

but best of all, karamatsu is (seemingly) simple. and thats what she wants right now, a simple and easy and fun time. no baggage, no grand status quo changes, no needless effort. just a little fun with a guy she already knows likes her.

so she approaches him one day and asks him to carry her bags for her while she goes shopping. normal enough right? so karamatsu ofc is like "oh yeah i think i'm free but my brothers might be busy" and totoko's like "oh that's fine, you don't have to bring them" and karamtsu just says "sounds good, see you tomorrow!"

he walks home and it doesn't really hit him until he gets there... totoko chan just invited him somewhere to do something with him... alone.

but she's done that before! she asked if he wanted to watch her at her driving school, which he did alone. heh... it seems totoko is not a karamatsu girl yet, but he thinks he can win her over after tomorrow.

ok so i have more ideas for this, but honestly i don't really think theres an audience for karatoto but lmk if you guys are interested to hear the rest.