#Orochimaru x you

[pfpanimes]

⌕ naruto - orochimaru.

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[seraphdreams]

OROCHIMARU.

⇾ contains. smut, lots of oral—too much oral, being maru’s little toy <3

⇾ drabble.

“M-Maru! Slow down!”

Your hand is tangled in the dark tresses of the man between your thighs, Orochimaru. How you seemingly managed to let the cunning man take you back to his place after a spontaneous encounter was above you. You were more focused on the thick, and fucking long, tongue splitting you open and it wasn’t even an inch deep inside your cunt.

The tip of his tongue plunged in and out of your walls, increasing in depth each time and if you weren’t already struggling to take him, of course this was only his way of getting you prepped to take his cock. The muscle continuously fucked your hole as his grip on your thighs only grew stronger. “Too much!” Dizziness took over your body as you felt yourself getting stretched out farther than you could’ve possibly imagined. It’s warm, so wet and the way his tongue flicks up at your g-spot only sends you spiraling even more.

He retracts his tongue to slightly sit back and watch how you convulse with even the lightest touches. “Too much?” He mocks, “But i’m barely doing anything to you.” His voice is below a whisper and sends a flurry to your core before he focuses his attention back to your needy cunt. This time, he takes purchase on your clit, teasing the sensitive nub while pumping three lithe fingers into your pussy at an impossible pace.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” You babble mindlessly, trying to free yourself from his grasp while feeling your orgasm build up within you. He keeps his eyes locked on yours before sucking around your clit harshly. If it wasn’t that that triggered your release, it was definitely the fingers curling within you. “‘m cumming!” You cry, yet he doesn’t let up, only toying with you for his own pleasure to observe the way your body twitches for him—because of him.

Once he was satisfied with his torment, he unlatches from your heat and props himself above you, letting his tongue slip into your mouth so you could really taste how sweet you were. He pulls away slightly, stroking your tear-stained cheeks.

“That was good, little experiment. Let’s see how well you take cock next, hm?”

[actuallysaiyan]

Kinktober Day 5: Threesomes(I wanna dance, I wanna sing, I wanna bust up everything and make some love..)

warnings/kinks: threesomes, unprotected sex, oral sex(male receiving), sharing, slight possessiveness, mentions of drinking, biting, boobplay word count: 0.9k pairings: Jiraiya x Fem!Reader x Orochimaru teaser: “I knew this would work out so well,” Jiraiya mumbles against your skin. Orochimaru cackles, “I’m glad we were able to work together.” taglist: @beneathstarryskies @loki-love @witchofcustom @dreadsuitsamus @pyrofanatic @butterflieskeepcominback

Those two have a hard time getting along on the best of days, but when it involves you, it’s even worse. Tsunade had warned you that they both had something deep for you, but you tried your best to brush it off. Besides, you weren’t going to let two shinobi ruin your chances of becoming the world’s most talented kunoichi. You grew up with these men, and you knew they were just too stubborn to let go of their differences to get along. Much less to get a chance with you.

You never really realized that the pair had their sights set on you until Tsunade had mentioned it to you. And from that day on, you tried your best not to do anything that could be misconstrued as leading them on. Still, Orochimaru and Jiraiya longed for you. They both found you so alluring. Not only were you very strong and had a very amazing kekkei genkai, but you were so very beautiful. Your beauty was spoken about by almost every person in this village and elsewhere as well.

One night, Jiraiya and Orochimaru are finishing up a sparring session when they see you walking home. Jiraiya is so quick to run over to you, leaving Orochimaru rolling his eyes.

“Well good evening,” he says, a light purring lilt to his voice.

“Jiraiya, hi!” You cheerfully greet him. The sweet syrupy sound of your voice makes Orochimaru so jealous and angry.

By the time he catches up to the two of you, he’s already trying to come up with something to say. But you’re so quick to greet him and make him feel like he truly belongs in the conversation.

“Orochimaru, I was just mentioning to Jiraiya that soon I’ll be getting my own team. Isn't that exciting?” You ask excitedly, practically bouncing on your toes.

Orochimaru smirks, “You’ll be a fantastic sensei. I can tell you’ve got the smarts and strengths to lead the best team there is.”

Jiraiya huffs slightly, knowing his teammate is trying to one-up him at his own game. Jiraiya then begins asking you all kinds of questions about your techniques and what you’ll be teaching the genin. You and Jiraiya get into a very interesting and deep discussion about teaching a genin team.Orochimaru walks with you both, listening in on the conversation.

“Well, it was very nice seeing you two. I’m headed inside for the night,”

And with that, you leave the pair standing outside your doorstep. Their hearts pounding in their chest. If they were ever going to work on anything together, you were going to be the thing they’d want to share. Orochimaru and Jiraiya silently vowed that they’d be getting you, and they’d never let you go.

This is how you found yourself on your bed, ass in the air and on your knees. Jiraiya is under you, pumping into you slowly as he suckles on your perky breasts. Orochimaru stands at your side, his cock out and leaking as he fists it.

“I knew this would work out so well,” Jiraiya mumbles against your skin.

Orochimaru cackles, “I’m glad we were able to work together.”

It all started with a night of drinks and dinner, and soon you found yourself so aroused for the pair. You had never really seen them work together like this, so it just made you fall for them even harder.

You whine as Jiraiya fucks you harder, making Orochimaru slide his cock into your awaiting mouth. You whimper as you try to take him into your throat, but you’re struggling. You weren’t anticipating for both of them to be so incredibly well endowed.

The way Jiraiya’s cock keeps brushing against your sweet spot makes you see stars. You gag and choke on Orochimaru’s length, making you drool. It’s such a sight to behold and the two of them are happier than ever to have finally set aside their differences and work together.

“She’s so warm and tight,” Jiraiya moans as he keeps up his pace.

Orochimaru smirks, “And her mouth is so perfect.”

You feel Jiraiya nipping at your tender flesh, leaving marks on your body. You’ll probably never really be able to hide these love marks, but you don’t want to. You’d love to show them to the world proudly. How much better could things get with these two as your lovers? Despite thinking they’d only be distracting you from your goals, you realized that they are the perfect motivators for you.

Another loud moan tumbles from your lips and vibrates around Orochimaru’s cock. He hisses in pleasure, his head falling back. He knows he could so easily blow his load, but he doesn’t want to be the first one to pop. He’d like for Jiraiya to release first, but in reality, he wants you to experience pleasure the most.

“That’s our good girl,” Jiraiya praises.

The words go straight to your core. You know you’re just so close to the edge, but with your mouth full, you’re unable to warn them. Your orgasm hits you so hard, leaving you shuddering and shaking. Jiraiya curses as your walls begin milking him; clamping down and pulsing rhythmically.

“Fuck, I’m cumming!” He roars, pumping into you at top speed.

With a few more thrusts, the man is buried so deep inside of you and he’s painting your insides white. The sight of the two of you in the throes of pleasure is what sends Orochimaru over the edge. Pumps of his hot cum fill your mouth, sliding down your throat.

It’s not long before you’re all collapsed in a heap on the bed. Jiraiya begins playing with your hair, and you press soft kisses to Orochimaru’s chest.

“If you think you’re going to be letting us go now,” Jiraiya begins.

“Think again, princess.” Orochimaru finishes.

You sigh happily, sinking into their cuddles and caresses even more. You couldn’t think of a better way to end this night.

[kusagrasskusa]

Coming back on tumblr for a seccc.. A Little Piece of Heaven really can apply to Oro or Kabuto fr

Imagine Orochimaru x Reader where the two have been friends since childhood, and dated as they grew older. After Orochimaru finally has Sasuke in his hands, he decides to test out his luck even further by breaking the question- “Y/N, you have been by my side for the longest time. I truly love you unlike anything else, and I believe now is the perfect time to ask; will you marry me?”

“I-“ you stammered and giggled, “I don’t know if I can yet, dear. But that was very sweet.” Orochimaru doesn’t handle the question very well. You can see it in his eyes how his heart just broke- a pain he couldn’t even imagine the feeling of before this moment. “Oro..?”

He stood up and looked deep into your eyes, and the true demon in him would become a reality. A loud scream came from you as all too suddenly, he long kunai was shoved deep into your stomach. You hunched over, resting your head on your boyfriend’s chest weakly as he shoved the kunai deeper in. He pulled it back, then shoved it in you once more- the brutal attack ending in you hitting the ground lifelessly.

You’d find yourself as a rotting corpse in the quarters of your love, who would spend his dinners with you lifelessly sitting in the chair opposite of him. Why, he truly cherished you as much as he always did, if not more. After all, a corpse can’t deny him.

However, it wouldn’t last long for one day, he’d find his love gone when he entered his quarters. “Kabuto!” He screamed at the top of his lungs, rage filling his entire body faster then a person can blink. Within a second of no reply, he began to yell again, but was cut off by the sound of a stumble from behind him. As he turned his head, his eyes widened. “Y/N.”

The body of his love had turned purplish-red, with blue lips and cloudy, dialated eyes and skin that was eaten and broken down by the bacteria that no longer has white blood cells to stop it. Yet, like a zombie, this corpse was standing and staring deeply into the soul of Orochimaru. His mind did something it never has before- he felt like he was looking into the eyes of the devil itself. An intense hatred he has never felt before- much more than the hatred he has ever felt collectively. It was like he was being covered in leeches that were sucking him alive. He had to run. He had to escape her.

And so he did. He ran faster than he ever had before, using jitsus to get him as far away as fast as possible. The faster he ran and the further away he went, the more danger he felt. “HhhHH-!” A deep breath was knocked out of him as he was stopped suddenly. He head swung forward powerfully, unable to hardly handle the amount of inertia from the suddenly stopped. But, what was worse was the pain his chest felt. His head slowly and weakly lifted up his black hair almost sheltering him from the view in front of him. There you were- the corpse of his dear love. Your hand held his heart tightly as it poked out of Orochimaru’s back, the split arteries and veins spewing all the blood his heart had to offer. Orochimaru was pressed against your, your entire arm poking through his back.

“I’m so sorry,” was all he could faintly mumble before his eyes suddenly closed. Time had passed with Orochimaru’s body lifeless and soaked in aging blood that was like a bed for his corpse. He laid in it for weeks and weaks, his body breaking down and turning colors through the putrefaction. Even the Hidden Leaf learned of his death- word had spread about his death rather quickly. Naruto himself came to go see once day, awed by the sight. Yet, no matter who showed up and saw him, they just couldn’t bring themselves to get close. It was like an invisible restraint holding them back. Yet still, it was clear he was heartless through his wounds.

However, that was just on the surface. Everyone knew he would end up in hell but he never expected it to be so soon- he was immediately pushed onto his knees before feeling like his ribs were shattered into a million pieces. Except, it actually happened- hell is a place that knows no boundaries, including shattered his ribs to dust. He tried to scream, but there was almost no air to breath. Barely a gasp escaped his lips before a sudden sharp smell of burning suffer filled his senses. He felt like throwing up, but he couldn’t. He felt like his organs were being shredded into tiny pieces like shredding the meat of a chicken. How can a person survive through this? Well, because hell knows no boundaries. And the amount of intense hatred he felt for all things pleasant sickened even him, who was considered to be one of the evilest creatures. Yet, the truly strongest hatred he could sense was of one he knew more than anything. He realized now how much he had taken for granted. How he was in a little piece of heaven, while he put his dear girlfriend through burning in hell, no peace forever.

“I will suffer for so long,” he mumbled.

“Not long enough,” you replied, eyeing him as he stood beneath you. Your body shifted and contorted and was constantly sliced open and healed, you bones would suddenly be broken and poking out of your arm as a darkened creature would run past you. You’d try to moan in pain, but you were all too used to the pain.

“To make it up to you,” he groaned out with the almost no air he could.

“I pray to God that you do.”

“I’ll do whatever… you want me to do.” A moment passed as a sudden force crushed down on Orochimaru’s spine, feeling it snap into smaller and smaller bits. He felt tears slip through his eyes but he continued. “And if it’s not enough.”

“It’s not enough,” you replied in haste.

“I’ll try again.”

“And again.”

“Over and over again.”

A heavenly jutsu bestowed upon them. Who did it doesn’t matter, for the match made in hell were happy to be back. Very quickly, they decided to marry. The poor couple in the middle of their wedding never could have expected to find themselves entirely torn to pieces, sitting in their own blood, as Orochimaru and his love decided to take over. “Do you take this creature of death for the rest of your unnatural life?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Then I now pronounce you husband and…”

It was soon learned of these little crimes and how cold they were, and to each other. It wasn’t her time, but bye bye. And a word to the wise, then the fire dies, you think it’s over but your murder was just what began it. But, he had your heart- at least for the most part. And everybody’s gotta die sometime- and when you fell apart, he tried to make a new start. Your angry soul came back from the grave to repossess him with which he misbehaved. It’s funny now looking back at it. However, it may not be so funny if you’re one of the people who died at the end of their knife since now, they’re undead, and there are no boundaries.

[honeybeedrabble]

hiiii can u write a text fic where reader asks if they can try topping for the night (pegging 😼😼) ??? pls include the sannin and percy sage !!

omg my first smau ask 🤭🤭

[or0ch1maru]

oo hello i'm a lurker first time caller lol, i love what i've seen of your writing, esp for orochimaru! i'm not sure if it's too late/ not really what you asked for, but would u be interested in writing menstruation smut (or fluff!) for orochimaru and also any akatsuki members? i'd die over oral w this too 😭

Heyyy bby🫶🏻I got you🤭

18+, menstruation, fem receiving oral, smut

I can just IMAGINE how messy they can get while eating you while. Like omg

Sorry this Is so short, I’m exhausted after this past week at work but I hope you love it nonetheless

-they always knew when you were ovulating, let alone being on your period. They could smell you from a mile away.

-speaking of smell, orochimaru loves your scent. Face buried in your cunt as their tongue fucks in and out of you. Blood and your arousal mixing together in an intoxicating way, causing them to grind into the mattress as they eat you out

-their nose bumping into your clit as orochimaru pushes their tongue deeper. Your hands intertwining in their hair, holding them steady as you buck your hips against their face. Your needy little cunt not getting of enough of your partners tongue

-“nmph, ‘m gonna cum” you whine out through pants, your legs tightening around your partners heads as your orgasm washes over you. Your hips twitching as you ride out your climax grinding against Orochimaru’s mouth

-they don’t let up on their pace, their tongue hitting all your sensitive spots, orochimaru pressing his nose harder against your puffy nub, helping you ride out your orgasm

-once you’ve settled down, despite your brain being all fuzzy from the intense release, you look down at your partner who’s looking up at you. Your blood and arousal smeared all over their lips and cheeks. That smug smile that you love so much plastered against their features

-“look at you, falling apart just because of my tongue. Can’t wait to see you come undone on my cock”

-just like Orochimaru, he knows when you’re on your cycle. Keeping track of it himself. Pounces on you the second he picks up on the difference in smell

-Adores the way your cute cunt looks when your blood is smeared all over your folds and inner thighs

-your silver haired lover has you held down against his mouth. Looking up at you through low eyelids as he flicks his tongue through your folds. His large calloused hands gripping your thighs firmly, holding you in place as you sit on his face

-hidan watches as you throw your head back, your small hands groping and massaging at your tits, pinching your sensitive and perky buds as his name falls from your lips in breathy moans

-his erection aches in his pants as he witnesses drool pooling from the corner of your mouth, dribbling down your chin as you’re being fucked silly, Hidan pushing his tongue into you

-“h-hidan baby, ‘m close” you whine out, your thighs burning where he has a hold on you. Hidan continues with his relentless pace, feeling your legs tense around him. Your partner pleasuring you through your high. Helping you onto your back on your shared bed

-“gonna need you to make a bigger mess f’ me doll, needa be painted in your blood”

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[sp1d3rzz]

rewatching naruto and tell me why i just realized how fine Jiraiya is?? would you guys like to see more stuff about naruto characters? (*≧∀≦*) leave requests or thirsts in my asks please!!!

[wing-ed-thing]

Orochimaru x Civilian!Reader Headcanons

𓆃 The irony

𓆃 And for someone who, for the most part, moved on from his ambitions of committing war atrocities to satisfy his urge to learn all the jutus, becoming involved with a civilian makes sense, doesn’t it?

𓆃 It’s poetic, if anything, if not a little off-putting. For all the things he’s done, it feels to everyone else as if Orochimaru is pretending to settle into normalcy.

𓆃 It’s not just his actions; his general demeanor doesn’t lend itself to a life of domesticity. Rather, to everyone else, his involvement with a civilian takes on an almost sinister undertone— as if he’s taken a hostage.

𓆃 You, on the other hand, don’t really know what all the fuss is about. You can tell that people are concerned without understanding exactly why

𓆃 Sometimes, you’ll walk around the village, and people will come up to you randomly, asking if you’re okay. You’re just happy to have friends to ask you how you are!

𓆃 Orochimaru doesn’t talk about his life as a shinobi very much, but when he does, you usually hum along, not quite understanding all the jargon. 

𓆃 You have no idea what his criminal record was like— despite him telling you—and you assume that his military history was like that of any other shinobi.

𓆃 When you meet a shinobi, you ask if they know Orochimaru. You don’t understand the reaction you get

𓆃 Orochimaru treats you well, and the two of you indulge in the mundane. Things can swirl on outside your relationship, but whatever it is, you stay oblivious.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and otherwise supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

[shrimpleasthat77]

Whenever there’s a major stressor in my life I have to project that onto Kabuto because unlike him there is no snake wife to comfort me

[sc3n3-b1tch]

I’m sorry but ever since I’ve been blocked by almost every single orokabu blog except @brbrbrbruh who I’m appreciative to have but honestly with almost every blog gone the orokabu fandom is getting kind of boring not saying I don’t like it anymore. I just think it’s dumb that now we have to have “restrictions” for posting artwork, which I think is dumb as hell because I just wanna share my art with friends granite. I have them but orokabu wise it’s just basically my whole entire blog with a few other people that don’t really post anymore😢 I still love the fandom Don’t get me wrong. It’s just like a big what the fuck over something stupid and petty I just think it’s dumb but I’m gonna post orokabu still it’s just kind of boring now that I’m blocked almost by everyone!!!! But idgaf what anybody else says anymore because I am me and I am my own person this is my blog and this is a fandom that everyone can share orokabu with. I am very appreciative with the people that stuck with me and I love you all very much.

[indigosuvi]

Sleeping Headcanons - Part 2

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Word Count: 176 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Fics | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

Rarely sleeps, when he does he sleeps fully clothed and away from his s/o.

Zetsu

Both white and black sleep naked, black away from s/o. White sleeps cuddling s/o.

Sasori

Sleeps fully clothed. Unless he's hot, then he may take his shirt off. He sleeps with an arm around you.

Itachi

Sometimes shirtless, sometimes fully clothed. He sleeps fully clothed because it's cold. Then it's hot, so he takes his shirt off. Will cuddle s/o.

Obito/Tobi

He sleeps shirtless, naked, or fully clothed. Most times shirtless. Cuddling s/o or s/o on top of him.

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[dracallyart]

Share with us the lore behind Shieru and Orochimaru, please! I found your art through the latter's tag and they look so appealing together in a way that's hard for me to put words to. Old friends, perhaps?

Thanks for sharing!

AAAAAA!! Absolutely!! Thank you for giving me the opportunity to yap about these two hehe 🙏Also, thank you so much for finding them very appealing, you made my day!

I don't have their full story completely complete, as I only started working on it a few days ago and kept building on it as I went. As a warning; this will be LONG. The reason why is because Shieru and Orochimaru's story would be considered a slow-burn, due to Orochimaru needing a proper redemption arc and eventually receiving forgiveness.

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Some important things to note about my character before going on; Shieru is around the same age as the Sannin's, and is considered a very well respected veteran among Konoha. Having been kidnapped when she was young into Danzo's root, eventually escaping in her early twenties where she assisted Konoha during the Second Shinobi war, became a hermit for about a year or so after (due of her past trauma and actions) and returned with being able to summon the legendary bird she made a contract with and learned new, powerful jutsu. In her clan (the Fūrin clan, a fictional clan I made) she is considered the most powerful.

She's incredibly wise, is a sage without the official title and is incredibly knowledgeable on things relating to anthropology from life experiences.

Now! On to her and Orochimaru. (I will be referring to Orochimaru as they/them!) She is aware of everything they have done in the past, and have even affected negatively a student that she ends up rehabilitating back into Konoha. So, when Orochimaru is pardoned in Konoha due to assisting in the war efforts by saving Tsunade and even guiding Sasuke into assisting the village. Shieru begins to keep a close eye on the Sannin, and not long after they wander aimlessly around the village during the "Blank Period Episodes" she asks Kakashi, the current Hokage, to take Orochimaru to travel for around a year or so. As she wishes to see whether they had the ability to be properly redeemed. Due to her experiences as a veteran shinobi, she is allowed to as long as she is with Orochimaru at all times.

So, the two set off. Orochimaru asking why she would take them on a "leisurely jaunt" this way and Shieru would explain she's made a journey like this before, which changed her for the better, and wants to see whether that will do the same effect for Orochimaru. Of course, due to their circumstances, Orochimaru requires constant supervision and so they go on this journey.

Early during their travels, Shieru attempts to act professional and rigid with Orochimaru, often humbling from their acts of the past and occasionally snapping at them. Orochimaru meanwhile would act incredibly sly, teasing and equally as stubborn as Shieru in terms of their conversations. At some point, Orochimaru even begins nicknaming Shieru "Shi-Shi", which only grates her further.

Many points during their travel amongst different lands, Orochimaru finds themselves frozen as they recall a specific memory of certain events that have occurred to them in the past. Whether that be a specific hideout they had nearby, or even finding the spot where the "Three-Way-Deadlock" occurred where he nearly killed Jiraiya. At the beginning they put it aside, but little do they know all these memories begin to eat at them from the inside.

After a good long while into their travel, they've had their fair share of rogue ninja attempting to ambush them. One time, Orochimaru breaks the rule of no direct attack and assists Shieru in fending off some rogue ninja. They both end up working very well fighting together. And this specific incident is what causes Shieru to feel comfortable enough making fun of Orochimaru, she was never afraid of them to begin with. But she gives him the nickname "cornsnake" which causes Orochimaru to react at the slander, which eventually makes the two jab at one another in a more teasing, casual manner. It's around this time Shieru begins acting less professional and rigid with Orochimaru too, as they start having more and more conversations, albeit, it is still too early for Oro to talk too deeply over their thoughts.

MUCH more into their journey, Orochimaru begins to feel emotions they did not feel capable of feeling before. Some of them being shame, and regret. They at one point hurt Shieru's feelings with a statement so out of bounds, and at the beginning they feel nothing, but the abrupt change in Shieru's attitude makes the bubbling feeling of shame rise in their gut. So, a few nights later, they force themselves to apologise. Their apology makes Shieru have to stifle a laugh, and forgive them, which... surprises Orochimaru. But they move on, and it gives Oro much to think about.

The last half of their journey is a lot more eventful, Shieru eventually going the same route she went before on her journey from many, many years ago and telling Orochimaru about her adventures, and eventually opening up about what she got over in her trauma through this journey. Giving her plenty of quiet time to reflect. Though, she jokes due to her being here, Oro had little time to reflect. They disagree with her, but don't continue the thought. It's only through the course of a few more weeks and months that they begin to show frustration, regret and shame for what happened before. Shieru meanwhile is patient, open to hearing Orochimaru's thoughts on the manner, and offers her genuine opinion on certain things. And is, honestly forgiving as she comes to further understand Orochimaru in a deeper level, which does let Orochimaru express deep emotions he's not felt in years.

Through this journey, Orochimaru learns to (slowly) be a better person, and Shieru learns to forgive and further give belief that even those who are villainous by nature do so for a reason.

The drawing I made where they are going for drinks is the day that they return to Konoha, now as friends. And they go for drinks as a bit of a victory for their journey and Orochimaru's much more mellowed out personality. And redemption? They act like indeed old friends going for drinks that night.

And over time, the two do form a deep partnership, specifically once Orochimaru has made up for their past mistakes in a meaningful way, which surprises everyone, but Shieru pacifies Orochimaru in a good manner and does genuinely feel love for them, and Orochimaru treats Shieru incredibly well and feels equal amounts of love for Shieru. This occurs when they're back in Konoha and still continue to hang nearly every day, Orochimaru became accustomed to their presence and finds themselves restless without them around, and Shieru has come to find Orochimaru endearing and enjoys their company just as much.

This of course further mellows out Orochimaru to the point of Boruto! And of course, Shieru is basically Mitsuki's mom (merged their DNA into a petri dish LMAO).

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One reason I wished to make this ship is to further give explanation for Orochimaru's personality during Boruto. Since I do feel we're missing plenty context to why Orochimaru changed so drastically over the decade, I suppose when you've lived so long and have attained the immortality you wish, you do mellow out. But! I also personally love Orochimaru since the Blank Period Episodes, so I wanted to give this little ship a shot!

BUT! This is all of my thoughts! I definitely have more that I might have forgotten to mention, but I will most likely be drawing them a lot more and exploring their relationship further over time, since they've infested my brain since the day I made Shieru. Especially on their one year journey, a LOT can happen at that time, but I only have the template for what occurs.

Either way! Thank you so much for asking me about them!! Once again you made my day by asking that <333 I apologise if it was so long, but if you made it to this point, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk!

[theuncommoncorner]

@doomwhore ASK: Cuddling with orochimaru headcanons?

Are they the big or small spoon? Do they talk while they cuddle or are they silent? Do they stroke your face or does he rub his feet together? Etc.

I usually prefer boruto Era orochimaru but it's ok if you prefer naruto orochimaru!

Please and thank u!

Note: #1 Sorry! It took me FOREVER to get my butt back into the Naruto fandom where I’m actively thinking about it, reading essays or fics about the Naruto-verse, and anything else under the sun. #2 I haven’t read Boruto yet, so this will be Naruto Orochimaru but I will try to keep it sorta vague to be read either way. Does that make sense? I don’t know his personality in Boruto so I’m going purely on looks and he looks 🎇soft🎇-ish to me

Big and little spoon but typically big spoon. He likes to have an arm, hand, or leg on his partner when they cuddle or go to sleep. He kinda curls around them like a snake LOL. His legs on top of their legs or intertwined at the same time. His head laying above theirs on the pillow and his hair freaking  EVERYWHERE. Long hair = you’re going to eat it at some point. My fiance has looong hair and speaking from personal experience it’s bound to happen. OR it acts as a mini blanket because your ears are constantly cold af!!

Speaking of hair! Let him stroke your head if you’re comfortable with it. It’s a huge sign that you trust him and he will eventually allow the gesture to be returned.

100% a quiet talker. I can see him being just a liiittle chatty talking about his day or listening to his partner talk about their day. He enjoys listening to their voice. It makes him calm down after a trying day or after handling unruly subordinates.

I don’t know why but I can see him as a cheek pincher? Not in a malicious way, he just likes to pinch their cheek or boop their nose as confirmation that they are there. They chose to be with him. They chose to cuddle with him in bed/on a couch. They chose to show him, a questionable individual, as much affection and love as they can every single day. Sometimes it totally baffles him, while other times it makes him feel truly content with his life.

Probably doesn't rub his feet together? But will move his legs back and forth like a cricket. ESPECIALLY if either of them shave their legs for whatever reason.

No one on this site can convince me Orochimaru wouldn't go full Cricket Mode if he or his partner shaved their legs.

Oh wait oh man oh boy his hands are aaaalllll over them when cuddling. Like I said earlier it helps him really grasp that they are there. But alsoooo affectionate touching wasn't/isn't common for him and he eats that shit UP. Those little squeezes some people do while cuddling? Does it. Full body shift as if he can press his body closer to them? Does it. It gets really amped up if they have been together for some years and they either a) get married or b) state they don't ever want to leave and express a lifelong commitment to him. Loyalty given to him is his love language, and you can't tell me otherwise.

[yowyowyaoi]

*Deidara wakes up in the middle of the night, and notices that Sasori is sitting still, staring blankly at the wall*

Deidara: D-Danna?

Sasori: Deidara. Did I wake you?

Deidara: No, hm. But … why are you just sitting there? You’re not working on your puppets or reading or anything. Are you okay?

Sasori: I’m not sure.

Deidara: *sits up* Can I help with something? Do you want to talk?

Sasori: *gets into bed with Deidara and starts gently stroking his hair, something he does to relieve stress*

Sasori: I don’t want to be alone.

Deidara: What do you mean? You’re not alone, hm. I’m right here, aren’t I?

Sasori: Yes, you are. But you’re human. This … *puts his hand over Deidara’s heart* can’t keep beating forever. You won’t be here forever. How do I cope when you’re gone?

Deidara: Sasori …

Sasori: I know, I know. You’re young and very healthy and you not being here is something I don’t have to consider for a long time. I know. But I was watching you sleep and I just … I feel like … I wouldn’t want to exist without you. *buries his face against Deidara’s neck* I don’t want you to leave me …

Deidara: Danna … I’m not sure how to answer this, hm. You’re right, I won’t be here forever. All living things pass eventually. But I really hope that I’m leaving you with enough good memories, and happy times, things that you can hold on to when I’m gone that’ll make you smile and not feel so much sadness. And … you know, there’s that other thing we talked about …

Sasori: *sighs* I know. But … I don’t know. I’m not sure I’d be good at it. 

Deidara: Are you kidding? You’d be a great father, Sasori. Look at how good you take care of and love ME, hm. A baby is a kind of immortality in itself, you know. A part of me and a part of you. And then that child grows up and has children, and they have children … that piece of us lives on and on. And you’ll be here, the weird grandpa who never ages, watching over them all.

Sasori: *smiles* “The weird grandpa”, eh? I suppose I could work with that. And you know … the process of creating a baby might be fun.

Deidara: I agree. *starts gently kissing Sasori’s neck* You want to get started, mmm?

Sasori: Yes. *gets out of bed and starts gathering his tools together* Let me just sterilize some needles so I can take a blood sample, and once I have your DNA I can work on creating an embryo that —

Deidara, taking off his clothes: Danna. No. 

[kankuroplease]

Is misaki's father manda? If so what's she's parents thought on this?

Tora: shes my daughter 🤦‍♀️

Sho falling for some weird man is on brand for her bloodline. First her mother with her father, then her with Orochimaru, and now Sho and this cave dweller. as long as he’s not an ACTUAL snake and he isn’t a shinobi, she’ll come around. She’ll never be happy that he’s bald tho 💀

Orochimaru finds it interesting that Sho even found Ryūchi cave/survived it? Probably wouldn’t like that he’s named Manda, but killing him would upset Sho and be a little petty… so he’ll let it slide.

[tampon-on-the-sidewalk]

It’s kinda funny how tween me was horny for a fictional 50 year old sadist and now 30 year old me is horny for a fictional 50 year old art teacher who probably cries when his Pokemon get hurt