#Ordinary Sausage

[contac]

[memeapple2]

Ordinary sausage starters

"The best way to start is with a dirty pan."

-calmly takes a peice of cake- "I'm actually saving this peice for later." "YEAAAAAA!" -fuckin aggressively puts both hands into cake, without any fear of god-

"Hey everybody it's Mr. Potato sausage!"

"Shouldn't it be Mr. Sausage head?"

"Mr. potato sausage. 🎵 BADADADA TEQUILA!!!🎵"

"Oh you British bastards."

"This is your sausage. You can do what you want with it, but sometimes you don't need to dress them up. All you just gotta do is suck them up!" -Horrible vienna sausage sucking sounds-

"It doesn't smell yet! It doesn't smell yet."

"They love me. They just don't wanna say it on camera."

"It doesn't smell expired. But it does taste expired however!"

"Now the first thing you need for sangria is fruit that's about to go bad! Everybody loves sangria. Especially if you're a woman in her forties!"

"I was up all night thinking about this. Can you shoot mashed potatoes out of a super soaker!?"

"Listen buddy I'm not looking for any trouble." -Shoots at you with a horrible super soaker filled with fucking mashed potatoes-

"HERE WE GO! NOW WE GOT A MEAT SPIN!!"

"It might not all be bad news. Ah, it's all bad news."

"Sausage skull! Sausage skull! Sausage skull!"

"IT TASTES LIKE A NORMAL HARD BOILED EGG!"

"I better think of something good or else I'm back to boiling things in pickel juice."

"HERE IT IS! IT LOOKS STUPID!"

"It's not bad. But it also tastes like a rolled up tortilla."

"But what does the hot diet coke pasta water taste like? That's what I think everyone wants to know."

"Ahhh, the finer things! It may look like you have blood in your urine, but it tastes like hot chocolate!"

"There was probably a better way to do this besides hitting it with a wrench."

"OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!"

"Are you naked under that sausage costume? Yes!"

"Of course I'm not a scientist. I'm a sausagetist."

"🎵 Feeeed me hash browns! Feeeed me all night loooooong.~🎵"

"I DID CHANGE THE BOX AND WE'RE ALL BETTER FOR IT! ARE YA HAPPY!?"

" 'Waaaaa they cracked the noodles so they're more easy and convenient to cook with. Waaaaaa!' That what YOU SOUND LIKE!"

"Ya know if you like black licorice there's something wrong with you!"

" 'It's the wrong kinda baked beans innit!?' AS IF THAT WAS THE THING THAT WAS HOLDING BACK!!"

"But you forgot the salt and pepper. No I didn't! This sausage is authentically bland! It's called a crisp innit!?"

"One cup of rice, two cups of water with half of it going on the side, AND A HALF A BAG OF SKITTLES!"

"This rice tastes like skittles."

"I'm no longer on board with this spaghetti."

"That looks like it won't kill me."

"Safe to eat raw? Me too, cookie dough!"

"And I told her, ONE MORE PEEP OUTTA YOU AND YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE HOME!"

"Who do you think is right? Me the guy who's been making sausages for years. Or my mom, the person who calls tiktok clockclock!"

"That's the sausage water.."

"That's what I call an issue I'll have to deal with later!"

"Checking in on the stain. Looks like it's soaking in the table cloth pretty good!"

🎵"A total egg-llipse of the heaaart.~"🎵

"THE WHOLE THINGS UPSETTING I'M GONNA LIE DOW!!!"

[pink-pone]

I found you on an old sausage video lol

I'M SO SAD I JUST NOW SAW THIS IN MY INBOX OMG YOU FOUND ME

yes hehe, i drew art for the sausage man!! i also want to draw box art for the "will it blow?" section someday! XD

(to everyone who is confused, this guy on youtube has a channel where he turns all sorts of random food things into sausages and rates them. funny stuff!)

[stormbreaker101]

DOES ORDINARY SAUSAGE HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT

[peopleoftheinternet]

[agenderautomaton]

An Entire Bottle of Pure Vanilla Extract Sausage

[spandexual]

yeah

[jimblesmckimbles]

genuinely unsure why, but this sauce made me sadder than any sausages that man has made

[dawnthefluffyduck]

I can't believe what I have done

I have been peer pressured into creating score art for a channel me and my friend watch

If you haven't seen it, here's one of his more recent videos; we usually sit and watch tons of them at a time lol. Never thought I'd actually be submitting anything to it though haha

Jokes aside I'm happy with how it came out lol, it's always good to practice keeping that lineart super duper clean every now and then :) transparent version under cut

[confused-alot]

​finally…… a man crazy enough to make the tumblr cake

[neververy4]

The madman did it

[lazeecomet]

Hey! Tumblr! You know how we all joke about putting vanilla extract in things because we know how that cake turned out? Well, meet Ordinary Sausage. The man who's whole shtick is making the most fucked up sausages imaginable. Nothing ordinary about this sausage maker.

Well.....

He did the thing.

its terrible. watch him suffer the sweet vanilla death he cooked himself

[petegrammarman]

Continuing my trend of crossovers that nobody wanted, here is a Darkest Dungeon Mark Boxalo.