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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

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in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it

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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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the council shall decide your fate

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gm_tacobell

created by father grigori

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how it feels to ask a question at work

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my pet mold spores

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"who could've eaten all my polygons?"

My fuckass Palico: