tank-needleman
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tank-needleman · 10 hours ago
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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
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tank-needleman · 10 hours ago
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pirate watching people jump off a diving board: yarr. be they walking the plank... by choice?
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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TIL the GameCube demo disc kiosk theme circa 2003 was from 1080° Avalanche composed by Lawrence Schwedler & James Phillipsen (Wave Race: Blue Storm, Metroid Prime: Hunters and other 00's era Nintendo games). love these breaks meets punk type sound these guys are keen on.
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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Maids can be relocated in order to solve puzzles. Try placing a Maid on a Switch.
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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Participating in a Terrorist Organization
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Regicide
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tank-needleman · 23 hours ago
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Godman's Sarota Metalmark (Sarota myrtea), family Riodinidae, Costa Rica
photograph by José Alberto Cubero Guevara
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tank-needleman · 24 hours ago
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3000 posts!
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tank-needleman · 1 day ago
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i’m NOT the yaoi warrior.
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tank-needleman · 1 day ago
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Damn
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tank-needleman · 1 day ago
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video proof that every creature is dogs
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tank-needleman · 1 day ago
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tank-needleman · 1 day ago
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What is tumblr trying to tell me
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