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when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

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my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

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It's getting chilly, get in an incubator, add some more blankets and you won't be cold

by 王康 @ wk1888666

one comment: "Wow, first time I've seen someone cosplay the pea from The Princess and the Pea"

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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the cunty fuzzy octoling from splatoon

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

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hey what is up with this single frame from the video for X Gon Give It To Ya

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...