#Only on Wattpad

[ayyyy-le-simp]

Hey hey hey, I may be a sucker for some animated copy and paste men, but don’t forget, I’m an actual sucker for a hot space pirate!

Read my fanfiction on wattpad, Star of the Tarot (H.S)

A Han Solo x reader story.

Y/N Celestino comes from a family of psychics. When her younger sister falls ill, she goes to the city next to her little village in one of the last forests on Corellia. Befriending an old man by the man of Revek Ubin, she lands a job in his shop down at Smuggler’s Bay. But who knew that Smuggler’s Bay had much to offer her? Like a cocky yet charming smuggler for example.

My wattpad is peppermintquills

Enjoy!

[gl0wy-gh0st]

Remembering that one time I got called foreign in a wattpad comment section because I'm American apparently

(I'm British)

[evadingreallife]

(By trope-specific i mean for example all the slash fics hosting websites, or the nsfw-only ones, etc)

[heywriters]

once again, to the people charging money for fanfiction: be more freaking careful before you get us all taken down?!?!?!?! you shouldn't be doing that at all because you don't have any right to make money off someone else's copyright, but making noise about it risks legal repercussions even for people who don't charge! STOP THAT.

and DEFINITELY don't be advertising it on AO3

[cozymochi]

i hope Malleus will spend his years cursing blessing other peoples babies with gifts that will definitely not have long term consequences in their little lives!!

Ko-fi

[invader-reggie]

Someone revive the reverse falls fandom

Reverse Falls BillFord when???

I want some toxic possessive Stanford this instant.

My man deserves to be the unhinged "YOU ARE MINE" one in the relationship after all the shit Gravity Falls Ford got from Bill.

[that-girl-glader]

Just because YOU don't like a piece of media because YOU think it's cringe and poorly written doesn't mean others don't like it. And just because YOU like a piece of media doesn't mean everyone likes it. You get? Great, now keep that in mind and stop shitting on media and people who enjoy that media AND HOW PEOPLE CHOOSE TO ENJOY THOSE MEDIAS. This goes with ships and characters too btw!!

[externalizedmonologe]

so this is going to be the first thing to go uh right next to his whole thing about calling her "little one". this is really weird imo sooooo nope not happening.

Ew no.

[raddestrose]

Made MDZS memes,

please enjoy

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

"90% of fanfic is terrible and written by angsty teenagers."

Ma'am I'm begging you to log off Wattpad and join the rest of us adults on AO3 in the big girl fandoms

[outromoony]

Sometimes reading fanfiction is the only reason I wake up in the morning

[myfandomrealitea]

"AO3 is a broken site" is one hell of a way to admit you're too dumb to figure out how the filtering system works

Skill issue confirmed.

[kolumander]

i love the mystery spot, it’s so silly

[b0ygirlpuppy]

sitting on a dildo while my cunt clenches around nothing and my cock throbbing from no stimulation is really one of the best feelings. forced to focus on the painful stretching of my unprepared hole, my mind not allowed the bliss of being clouded by touching myself, my hole involuntary clenching which only makes the aching worse.

shifting to get friction on my poor cock only makes me start to fuck myself and that sensation melts my mind until the urge to pound my ass has me practically drooling. i’m convinced at this point i’d cum from that alone, just the feeling of a thick cock slamming in and out of my ass would send me over the edge

of course, there is something to say about how dumb i look. eyes crossed, mouth open involuntarily and almost panting, the sudden jerks of my hips as the time passes and my ass only grows sorer. if i were home alone id be whining and pleading to no one but since i have to be quiet im just swallowing back gasps and making the dumbest faces as i hold back a moan.

if someone were to find at me do you think they would think i’m pathetic or put me out of my misery by fucking the living daylights out of me? i would almost wish it were the first one, to have someone laugh at my pitiful noises and continue to deny me. talking about how mutts don’t deserve pleasure and i need to learn how to take a cock deep in my ass like a real man. they would say they’d touch my cock if it was there but they can’t find one, and pull my legs apart letting cold air hit my sensitive nub making me honest to god whimper at the need to be fucked

[aiakosm]

I’ve never watched a single movie of Harry Potter nor have I read a single word from the books. So, whatever version of Draco that fanfic writers have collectively agreed to write him as is the version I know. And that version is a sassy, dramatic, funny, and pessimistic person who needs a hug at times.

I’ve only read one fic where it’s Draco’s pov of Tom Riddle and Harry Potter getting together (tomarry if you will) and it was very funny.

Because he’s like ‘this is literally Voldemort, the guy that killed your parents, what are you doing?’ And Harry’s like ‘he might be very manipulative and charming and psychopathic but he isn’t so bad now and he’s very hot so who cares!’

Don’t ask me the name, I don’t know it. But I will be needing more fics of Draco and Harry going back in time and Draco watching Harry get together with the same man that caused a whole big war years later and practically ruined Harry’s life. Throw in a rare-pair Draco ship as a treat.

[secondbeatsongs]

when you're into the Big Ship™ in a Big Fandom™, you have the luxury of having an OTP - a real One True Pairing, where you can read about just them for ages, and you will never run out of fics, and everything is perfect and beautiful and nothing hurts

but when you go to a smaller fandom, you'd better pray to whatever god you worship that someone else in this room ships the same thing that you do, and that if they do, they're writing more than late-night crackfic, because you're on thin fucking ice!

and how small is your small fandom? is it less than 100 fics? maybe even...less than 20 fics?

welp, then it's time to make peace with that god and either open up a text document or learn how to ship everything, because it's swim or drown babey! and your ship is sinking fast

anyway all of this is to say that after hanging out in small fandoms and shipping less-common pairings for a while, going back into a Big Huge Fandom™ is wild because suddenly it's like...wait, why didn't I ship these people again? I don't remember. why was I only sticking to one ship in this fandom?? boring of me, honestly. these guys should make out.