#Online bffs

[jennyyyeeettt]

me normally:* distracted, stressed, bored, annoyed, fed up*

Me texting my best friends: *✨🥰😝😌🤭🎀🫧💕🫠😋👾💗😋🤪🫠🧐😈🤣🤣😂😂🤗😮‍💨😎🤓😱🙈😽💌💖💫👉👈🫶💅*

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Ones hands can tell the story of how they’ve lived… and how far they have come.

I’m a sucker for Good Dad Splinter ever since I watched TMNT ‘03. That rat was gifted sapience and his immediate instinct was kindness. I love that for him.

Rise Splinter lived a rollercoaster of a life, but as a Hollywood star he remembered the names of all his stunt guys and coworkers, and as a prisoner he cared for the rat that shared his cell. His sons are very close and physically affectionate, I think that says something about how he cares? That’s just how I like to headcanon him :)

It’s interesting to explore the idea that a seemingly monstrous transformation is what pushed him to be a kinder human

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[eggsdrawings]

bus stop! 🚏🚎

[jennyyyeeettt]

Why don't you kill me instead? 😭

Actually it's so effective and I dislike it so much, if it's a person it would be my enemy.. I LOVE MY ONLINE FRIENDS I CAN'T TURN OFF MY PHONE OR KEEP IT IN ANOTHER ROOM 😭���� they are gonna be beside me ALL THE TIME!!! :')

Study Tip #7

Turn off your phone while you study

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 40

In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)

Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.

[doomordestiny]

whatever you do don’t get sappy and sentimental about the beauty of befriending people online

whatever you do don’t think about how amazing it is that people separated by oceans, timezones, or thousands of miles can still find comfort in knowing each other

whatever you do don’t get emotional about how distance does not and will never keep people from finding communities and friends that they care for as deeply as they would any irl connection

[sheetcheevbanna]

I’ve known my best friend for almost 5 years. We met in the first grade and have been inseparable since. Our parents describe our bond to be sisterly so I usually just refer to her as my sister instead. Recently, we were supposed to attend a halloween party but she got sick right before I could go. She got dengue fever and was hospitalized for days. I was devastated, scared, I worried about her 24/7. She stayed strong though, and got out of the hospital today! A true trooper. My stinky soldier of a sister, Julia. ♥︎

I missed you,

Welcome home. (^w^_/<3

⚫️👅⚫️

[officialdiegorodriguez]

TEXTING: HENRY

Diego: Sorry about the shitstorm, man.

Diego: It’ll die out soon.

[must4rds33d]

it truly is isolating when i have no one to share my jane eyre/wuthering heights brainrot in person. please… anyone near me… let’s casually talk about the symbolism of dogs in WH or the major omen in JE at the campus cafeteria

[haemocyaninz]

Girls I’d watch anime with

[Image ID: A digital drawing of a human version of Alphys from Undertale. She is drawn with brown skin, blonde locs with darker roots tied into a pony tail to the back, a heavier build, and a lab coat over her cat anime girl t shirt and shorts. She stands looking forward with an ear over her ear and a wrench in her hand. The background is teal. End ID.]

[theindescribable1]

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

YO! ITS ALMOST MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY! @valthetvhead happy early birthday Val! I may or may not be here for your real one, but we'll see! What day is it on? Is it a Sunday or...

Anyways...

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY VAL!

🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂

If I can be here for your official birthday, expect a fanart dump/happy birthday art dump! LOVE YA, MY ONLINE BFF!

Everyone go now! Go do...birthday...things! ...? Idk, just go.

[sepptember]

I love having a bf so much like omg!! i think about him and suddenly I become the autism creature with confetti. bro is gorgeous. yall do nawt understand. I love him.

[wazzi2ya]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who remembers that Stolas, Blitzø and Angel were all friends on IG.

[nick-cassidy]

x

[kasperthekoolestfr]

hi i’m kasper i’m 14 and i need friends rlly bad,

here r some basic requirements

• don’t shit on me too hard

• respond to me

•don’t be too homophobic/racist (if u r i don’t rlly wanna hear abt it)

that’s it

here’s some stuff about me

• any pronouns that aren’t she her

•my favorite animal is jellyfish

• favorite color is orange

•i will share my entire life story w u and i’m a yapper

• i rlly like attention

• i will fall in love with you

plz be my pal i haven’t talked to anybody in two weeks