#One time i dreamt

[thewindowsxpstartup]

Average Markiplier video tbh

I was on YouTube and clicked on a 28 hour long video with a black title card, and it opened with Markiplier’s voice saying, “Hello everybody my name is Markipler and this is your Daily Dose of Internet.”

It was literally just DDOI, but it had Markiplier‘s face cam in the top left corner and he would add commentary every now and then. Halfway through, his house was exploded in the heat death of the universe and his face cam showed vibrant patterns and ethereal shapes as the clips continued like normal.

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

@one-time-i-dreamt 's pfp looks like an ace attorney mugshot tbh

[contradictorypenguin]

I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

[theuniceon]

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

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@one-time-i-dreamt

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[frightenedcookie]

@one-time-i-dreamt is always on my dash, had to start with her!

[oneaugg]

I had a dream that I showed up for dnp tit and it was just a single rented out conference room in a library where Dan and Phil were sat on the long table and had everyone (like 7 people) pull up a crappy office chair. Dan just said, "We're dating." While Phil nodded thoughtfully. "That's it. You guys can chill out now," and then we all politely stood up and left the room with our heads hung in shame, each giving a little nod of acknowledgment on our way out.

[bitchass-dyke]

@one-time-i-dreamt TINY FUCKING PANS (hard disk drive for scale)

[cassiebones]

I tweeted this Tumblr screenshot from @one-time-i-dreamt at Elizabeth Banks bc I thought she'd get a kick out of it, being Effie Trinket and also writing Cocaine Bear, and she retweeted it!

I didn't even think she'd see it, let alone acknowledge it! OTID, you're famous!

[awholerat177]

a while back i had a dream ross changed his pronouns on his instagram to he/they and never brought it up anywhere, but someone noticed and it became a huge thing in the tally hall community. a couple memes were made, including this meme. so obviously that was the first thing i did when i woke up.

[thosedamnlemmings]

Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

'How bad can I be' from The Lorax started playing from absolutely nowhere at maximum volume.

[batshit-auspol]

Thought you might want to hear about this dream I had that your blog was in.

Hey Hey It's Saturday finally went off the airwaves so now it's broadcasting into the ethereal plane

[i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream]

I just had the weirdest, most confusing dream of my life.

I was at work and our head of blood banking needed some extra hands to help out with a mass blood donation drive they were holding in the town hall along with some Red Cross people and I was picked to come with. Normal dream so far.

Then the weirdness started.

When we got there, there were freaking, whole ass ASTARTES APOTHECARIES running the event. Not just any Astartes Apothecaries, fucking WORLD EATER ASTARTES APOTHECARIES and I was amazed, confused and god-damned terrified.

And motherfucking ANGRON was in charge of the whole damned thing.

Not Daemon!Angron either. Just Angron in a surgical cap and scrubs with the sleeves ripped off with the Red Cross insignia on his breast pocket, yelling at a bunch of Blood Angels that had blood covering half their faces and dripping down their chins.

And the Blood Angels looked like they were trying not to cry, there were several empty blood bags scattered around their feet, and I hear something above me, I look up and see fucking Sanguinius up in the rafters, messily sucking on a blood bag.

And then Angron, red in the face and steam coming off the top of his head, at the top of his lungs, yelled something along the lines of:

"THIS BLOOD IS FOR THE FUCKING BLOOD GOD! NOT FOR YOU FUCKING LEECHES OR YOUR FUCKING MUTANT PIGEON OF A FATHER GET FUCKING OUT!!!!!!"

And threw a clipboard the size of a fucking desk at my direction and then I woke up in a cold sweat with my heart thundering in my chest and a audio of Warhammer 40k lore playing in my headphones.

And that was the time I dreamt that Red Cross was secretly a cult of Khorne and Angron was in charge of holding blood drives and were in constant struggle against the Blood Angels and Sanguinius that were raiding their events for an easy meal.

[gay-david-tennant]

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