#lemmrambles

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Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”

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t - the devil wears a suit and tie - colter wall

h - hallowed ground - bishop briggs

o - odeum - gin wigmore (why was it so fking hard to find a song that starts with o?)

s - snuff - slipknot

e - entomologists- ghost

d - dark red - steve lacy

a - anybody can find love (except you.) - hkmori

m - musette and drums - the cocteau twins

n - notre dame - paris paloma

l - little spell caster - laura marling

e - everlong - foo fighters

m - memories and dreams - steve garby

m - maria - grandson

i - if i were you i’d be throwing up - crywank

n - non-use - inabakumori

g - girls on film - duran duran

s - solar - cosmo sheldrake

@aceforwhatevenisthis @elysethrillems @a-gay-frogg @thatdamqueer @lilacluciferanist @piraterefrigerator @non-normal-nate @theseusthetransratking @robbin-da-bank

put a song for every letter in your url and tag the amount of people in your url!

hopping on @seeking-elsewhither ‘s open tag <3

s - sunflower, post malone + swae lee

u - us against the universe, phineas and ferb

n - northern attitude, noah kahan

f - falling, harry styles

l - loving is easy, rex orange county + benny sings

o - obsessed, olivia rodrigo

w - white winter hymnal, fleet foxes

e - exeunt, the oh hellos

r - rises the moon, liana flores

c - car lights, james marriott

h - halfway up, the brook & the bluff

a - amoeba, clairo

i - i know the end, phoebe bridgers

(i don’t have 13 people to tag lol)

@bronzetomatoes @thewildballyntynesgrow @thatfriendlyanon @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @viridianstarlight @kanerallels @mal-malpal @radvimes + open tag!

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Must fucking SUCK (pun intended) to be an asexual vampire, like half of asexual cultures is just garlic bread and more garlic bread, could you imagine how upsetting that would be? I would cry

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Seeing as warm milk is is considered the “Makes you sleepy drink” amongst the Can-Drink-Milk-Without-Shitting-Uncontrollably Community, and coffee is the “Drink this bean juice and be wide awake” drink…

Why do people mix the two?

I mean they don’t actually cancel each other out, but the moral implications! It’s weird.

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My Dog Nightmares theory. (Spoilers under the cut)

If we look at the “He’s still out there” photo, the first thing we’d think the title to mean is that Bailey’s still out there, but the picture seems to show Emily and who may be her father, which makes me think that her father did something bad enough to be imprisoned, but fled and was never caught.

My theory is that the Dogman is actually Emily’s father who’s face her mind distorts due to a traumatic event involving him, in one of the photos two people’s faces are replaced with rhinoceros and alligator heads which i originally thought were her parents, but in a community post on Piggy Soda’s channel titled fathers day, we see what is definitely Emily and her father, with her dad’s head replaced by a dog that looks more mature than Emily’s dog head.

I also believe that the current story takes place much later than it would want us to think, it’s said a few times that Emily’s search for Bailey has gone for along time and that it’s time to give up, and i think it’s possible that Emily has either been age regressed permanently since the traumatic incident which would have probably happened multiple years ago and may be experiencing both short term and long term memory loss.

Or that a more recent traumatic event, or something that reminded her of the last one, has caused her to regress and have her stuck in a loop of when Bailey went missing, and that the inciting incident would be that the Dogman is her father who has been stalking her and attempting to lure her out using dog sounds because he knows how much she loves dogs, and try to kidnap her, it would also explain why she thinks the Dogman is her friend despite how scary he is, because on a subconscious level she still recognizes him as her father.

It’s also possible that Bailey’s head being twisted/decapitated might not have anything to do with Bailey’s disappearance, but may be a distorted memory of the event that traumatized Emily, and that her father may have murder someone by decapitation, strangulation, or snapping their neck, and Emily is superimposing those images onto her memories of Bailey.

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Things that happened this episode.

-Ryan moaned during his estes session.

-Shane’s translucent white thighs.

-Nelson may or may not be a leather daddy.

-Knockers.

-Shane getting stuck in the ball pit.

-Deadnaming a ghost for science.

-Ryan successfully using reverse psychology.

-Ryan getting warmed up and then farting, shocking everyone, including himself.

-Ryan’s cousin doing cavity searches??? (He’s good at it too)

-Excessive amounts of clock fondling.

-The return of jog king.

-Head potential.

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Shane Madej could make Midsummer Nights Dream but William Shakespeare couldn’t make Puppet History.

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Sure, to YOU he’s a violent criminal. But to me? He’s just a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-o-orld~

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Song quiz i made

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“Daddy disturbed” sounds like a plague doctor’s drag persona.

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Okay forgive me if I'm wrong but you seem like someone who had a pjo phase

No but I DID have a Magnus Chase phase (another book series by riordan with norse mythology), never really got into pjo honestly, read most of the books though.

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Omniscient reader is so funny actually like;

You’ve been working your 9 to 5 job for several years now, you’ve made some friends and things are starting to look up for you and you even have plans for the future. When all of a sudden you’re thrown into an apocalyptic hunger games-esque situation where you’re forced to kill total strangers for your own survival, being one of the only survivors of your scenario you lie bleeding from several wounds, shell shocked, knowing that you may never see any of your friends or family again, and as you lay there wounded suddenly you hear a loud noise. You look over and see that Markiplier in a trench coat kicked a door off its hinges, he completely ignores you and makes a B-line for some rando in a suit whom he proceeds to have heavy sexual tension with for 2 1/2 minute before throwing him off a cliff and leaving.

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Immensely funny to me that they keep trying to change things on the people who hate changes website

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Them not connecting “mattress blaze” and Firebug Johnson is my villain origin story istg

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Was Shane just making Shane noises or did he call “The Doctor” Misha when Ryan was talking about the shadowman wanting to be called something else.