#One of the two

[tangledinink]

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

[transingthoseformers]

"Soundwave continuously trying and failing to cockblock Optimus and Megatron" What if Soundwave's plan backfires, but not in the way he expected. Who knew trying to get between them would catch their attention.

He is now sandwiched between whatever Op and Megs has going on. Get double teamed Sounders

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[wolfythewitch]

Will you mayhaps be participating in fictober or any variation there of?

Oughh probably not. I don't write regularly. Usually it's like 5am and I got hit with a bout of inspiration or desperation

[princeofuchiha]

"Oblivious Tobirama this, clueless Tobirama that" wrong he's watching the other person's face redden and vein pop going ✍️✍️✍️ subject appears displeased with my observation. Cooldown will be attempted via the standard Pat On The Back ✍️✍️✍️ I have unfortunately sustained injuries which indicate this is not the correct protocol with this specific subject. Pending an improved control plan ✍️✍️✍️ /j

[loveisinthebat]

NEW BAT JUST DROPPED

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

If you had to choose an English name for Dungeon Meshi, what would you choose?

[selineram3421]

Other Worldly 🦀

Chapter List

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Prologue

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7: Not yet made/in the process.

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ML I Alastor🎙

[poedays]

Erik needs to drop a Tank meeting Quinn audio pleeeeease (I know it wouldn’t even be Erik voicing him, he can be a side character or something)

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I need Quinn to be snarky, Tank to be violent. Quinn telling them he can take it, telling them he will take their anger, their despiser, their vile, horrid emotions and turn them into silk. I need Quinn flirting like he’s comforting someone whose willing to take their own life. I need Tank hanging onto every word Quinn says like there’s new life embedded into every tinge of his accent. I need a dark, misty night with the moon in the sky reflecting off of Quinn’s undead eyes. I need Tank to look Quinn in the eye and demand him to bite them. To take this moment away for a moment. To be the distraction, the self-medication, the solace to a soldier. I need Tank unraveling at Quinn’s hands, and I need Quinn to take every unraveled piece and throw it away. Dissecting them like a dead animal; throwing out vital organs until he gets to the core. I need Quinn to hold Tank’s heart in his hand, hear their pulse, have the blood from their veins smeared across his face - and I need Quinn to pull.

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Anyway, just need a silly interaction between past mental breakdown Tank and psycho Quinn.

I have simple requests. <3

[rquartzz]

somethin’ stupid

[lavenderinmoonlight]

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

[i-am-trans-gwender]

There will come a day when Disney makes a live action remake of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame that turns Frollo into a sympathetic misunderstood anti hero and the real villain is Quasimodo's mom or some BS like that.

This will be done in one of two ways

The film will do the most egregious mental gymnastics to excuse and/or downplay Frollo's evil acts. Like in Maleficent 2014.

Frollo will be stripped of every trait that made him Frollo until he only superficially resembles his animated counterpart. Like in Cruella 2021.

[transingthoseformers]

Orion's collar DOES have a function it's to Be Pretty - a quote from Shockwave, probably.

Also picturing Megs throwing that bad boy on Optimus who just,,,,,, has the brain switch from Being A Leader to Just A Liddol Guy Slash Pet Actually, it's so genuinely abrupt that some bots do think there's something Evil TM about it but no Optimus (and Orion) are just reeeeeaaaaaaallllllllly kinky and haven't had a good frag since the start of the war. Megatron is a bit baffled until it all gets explained to him later on, I firmly believe that he thought the collar Did Something to Optimus until something got said/done to prove it wrong.

Makes perfect sense, yes, Megatron did

[beepborpdoodledorp]

musicians who kiss

[kacievvbbbb]

Doffy says mother and father in Japanese the same way Anya says it. So I'm guessing if I where to go by Spy x Family's translation that he is actually saying Papa and Mama. Which is adorable but gets significantly less cuter when the sentence is; "I killed my papa when I was 10"

But hey, we all have our battles

[ex-coelis]

Arthur's scared of the sewers because the Nosferatu are down there and Arthur Bennett does not fuck with ugly people