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https://twitter.com/ORLPride/status/1769072389915066628
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@nostomannia asked the summoner:
"If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?"
"You are... stupid."
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!
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What a familiar feeling...
I think he's starting to enjoy life on the surface
Perhaps he's not irreparable, he could even try to make new friends
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H-holy shit
https://www.instagram.com/stories/stefan.mayer.foto/3320120657365118730?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWFhNzc3bTd2ejh5Nw==
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I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”
That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.
He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.
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So like,,,,, definitely didn’t JUST fight in the Honda Odyssey
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Everybody finding just the right spot... 😺 Follow me for more dog & cat pals!
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recently saw someone's "advice for your 30s" which included something like "never get on the floor without having an escape plan for getting back up" and um. if you are otherwise able bodied and having trouble getting up from the floor in your 30s. you are very unhealthy. yes, even, if not especially, for that age.
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