#Okay si

[thedemonastrophel]

Y do you tag posts with #rambles and #Astro speaks? Why do you need two? Why are you hogging the tags?

Because it sounds like autism speaks and I think I'm funny

[paintedcrows]

*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[digitalcarcrash]

top 10 gayest marble hornets moments was the bit where tim was bent over behind his couch and jay zoomed in on his thighs so he could see the imprint of a tape in tim's pocket

(edit: everyone in the reblogs saying they didn't even notice the tape Really just adds to my point that this was UNNECESSARILY gay)

[annoyinglilbro]

Gamer big sister and cock warmer little brother <3

Big sis who’s playing games on her computer and is tired of her little brother whining to hangout, he’s fucking distracting and she’s starting to lose okay? So she tells him he can stay if he keeps fucking quiet. But he’s so damn clingy. The little weirdo is hanging off her, asking too many questions, and then has the audacity to laugh and taunt her when she dies? He needs his fucking mouth stuffed.

And that’s how he ends up on his knees under her desk with her cock stuffed down his throat. Finally she can focus again, and he seems pretty content too, little fucker might actually fall asleep with his sisters dick in his mouth.

[kindaasrikal]

Kai except he adores annoying everyone.

He might not be the oldest, but he is the only one who is an older brother (Zane’s possible family not included)

He adores walking into Nya’s room and not leaving even when she starts getting angry. He’ll be standing there, poking her, laying across her knowing damn well he’s heavy, snatching stuff out of her hands, using that voice people use when talking to babies, all because he got bored and loves seeing her get annoyed.

He play fights with Lloyd all the time and always is the one who initiates it. Suddenly Lloyd is in a headlock, is getting thrown onto the ground and now he has Kai sitting on his back pretending he’s sitting on a sofa. “Man, why is the sofa talking??”

He loves to go into Zane’s room and act like it’s his own when Zane isn’t there. Full on laying across the previously pristinely made bed with his stinky socks on the bed and Zane walks in and promptly has a heart attack. He then grabs Kai’s ankles and does his absolute best to drag him out. Then because Dr Julien thought it would be funny and because Kai loves using it to his advantage, he starts poking in specific areas he knows will send what Zane says is small electrical pulses to random areas that makes Zane start giggling on the ground. So, tickle wars. Zane never wins.

Kai loves to take horrible photos of Cole and then show them to the other years later. In a meet up with Vania he shows her a photo of Cole standing waist deep in a puddle of mud, his face covered in mud, staring at a now ruined cake staring up at the camera with the most heartbroken expression ever. Cole promptly began chasing Kai around the room demanding he deletes it. Kai retaliates by playing a video with Cole sobbing over a romance movie about horses.

Jay has gotten sick of telling Kai no, you can’t touch it. Kai adores annoying Jay by asking if he can have something of Jay’s, taking it even when he says no, changing things when Jay didn’t want him too, etcetera. Now Jay sees his calendar say August 5th when it’s December 26th, wondering where half his hoodies went, questioning why his pants are where is socks are supposed to be and why his socks are now covered in motor oil. Kai also enjoys asking the well known and very annoying “why?” Question continuously when Jay is working.

[the-mang0tree]

finally finished the wfc trilogy woohoo

[evilminji]

Been Havin Thoughts™ >.>

About the Tragedy of SI-OC born too late to change anything...

About KNOWING. Exactly what's going to go wrong. Potentially how to fix it. Having a head crammed FULL of hundreds of authors of Fix-Its, Meta discussions, Tumblr posts. Uncertain that it truely WOULD change anything... but? Plans within plans. Possibilities. The options and ability to do SOMETHING. All there.

All useless.

Because... Because, you? You are a child.

Born too late too make a difference. The machinations of monsters are already well underway and it is far too late to stop that trolley, bearing down on you. No. No, now?

Now you get to make a CHOICE.

The needs of the many? The needs of the few? Yourself? Who do you try and save? Who CAN you save? From this sinking ship. This slow, painful, tragedy? No one's going to listen to a child. Not really. Not TRUELY. You are merely... a Witness.

There are SO MANY Scenarios!!!

But! For this? The one that currently haunts me?

Force Nexus~☆ under the Temple~☆! What COULD it do? I wonder?

Imagine it. You are a Youngling. A Temple Child. You KNOW what is coming. Order 66. The suffering. The Death. An empire built on the enslavement of good, loyal men. The genocide of Jedi. Every night you struggle to sleep. Toss and turn. Look at the tiny sleeping faces of children in you Creche... and you KNOW.

You KNOW.

Just as you KNOW... that no one will listen to you. You did try. Carefully. And you are glad you did. Your trust was betrayed. They did not listen. The end barrels closer and closer. The Force WEEPS in your mind, like a wound hidden in smoke. You... you have to decide.

Save yourself? Run? You could. You might survive.

Take the infants? Bundle them away in the night? You'd have to time it just right. Or they'd chase you to the ends of the galaxy.

Or... or do you do... THAT?

The thing that scares you. The one your not sure your brave enough to do. The one that... that would be JEDI of you? You are scared. Just a child. Thought... thought you would have longer...

In your heart... already know. Exactly what you're going to do.

So you sneak out. It's far too easy. With so many minders, away at War. Hang around the Senate. Well away from the Sith. You... you just need the inevitable to happen. Hate yourself, for preying on the Vode. Sure enough? Some asshole orders a good man to be "decommissioned" over imagined offense.

He is escorted away by his brothers.

You follow.

Let them grieve. Before quietly interjecting. You need his help. To save his brothers. Since he is to die either way... would he mind dying with you? You hate asking. What choice does he HAVE now, really? He is condemned. You feel like a monster.

When he asks if you are CERTAIN it will help his brothers, you think of the records you have read. Yes. Yes it will.

He does not look at you, like you are a monster. There is a grieving understanding between instead. You leave at once. Back to the barracks. Things left behind he will not be coming back for. Everytime you leave the temple, you are much the same.

Now you decend.

Down and down. Level by level. Past where the light no longer reaches, past breathable air. To the old temple. Long forgotten. Desecrated by the Sith. You are a youngling. You can not purify this place. But oh... oh you can try. Any spark of Light in this darkness. Like a trail of breadcrumbs, made of stars.

Down and towards the Nexus.

It rattles your bones. Aches in your teeth. Colors beyond color, time outside of time. Every step becomes a struggle. Until it is too much. You must be carried. Your trooper does not mind. Helps you stay present, attached to your skin. Luminous as you are.

You... You get there.

It Is BEAUTIFUL.

The Force is HERE. And Here flows the Force. Everything One. Your lines, simple matter, begin to break. How... how could you possibly care? It is... no. The hand in your's reminds you. Your reason for all of this. The Vode. Their fate. You look to the man who has become your friend. Would weep for him, if you could. But... but it is too late now.

For both of you.

You are One with the Force. And the Force is One with you.

In the starlight, the fracturing, of what's left of your brain... you PULL. The chip. The advanced aging. The shroud the Sith has pulled around himself. All... all things are possible, in the Force. ALL THINGS. Perhaps not all... with flesh and bone... but? With the Force? The... The Vode will be free.

What is distance, mere matter, to The Force?

We are everywhere and nowhere. Everything and nothing. Our power is infinte and killing us. And... and that is okay. It does not hurt. The Light... the Light is BEAUTIFUL. We did this on our own two feet.

We are one with the Force.

And that is okay.

[cow-wife]

can i come over and do goofy little poses for you?!

[trendingdrama]

2.01 Sweet Home (2020 - ) dir. lee eung bok

[hisnameisbeanie]

I had another thought pertaining to Mastermind (S2 Ep11).

Because we know that Stolas got banished for the next 100 years, which means he's been stripped of his powers, and his home, and essentially the life he had been living up to this point.

And the last time that Octavia see's him, he's putting his head down, believing that he is about to die.

And as I pointed out in another post, Loona looks so afraid for him:

And since she's just experienced firsthand what it's like to believe that your Dad is about to die, and you not only have to witness it, but you don't have the chance to say a proper goodbye - I'm sure that she's thinking about Via, and wondering if she is seeing the same thing happening now. (I'm sure she also is scared because she's beginning to understand why Stolas is so important to Blitz).

Which leads me to the thought I had. In Seeing Stars (S2 Ep2), when Via stole the grimoire and went up to the living world, Stolas had to go looking for her, with the help of Blitz and the I.M.P. crew.

And Loona snapped a picture for her Sinstagram while she was there, and used #earthshit - which helped her to find Via's posts/account.

Given that she was the one who ended up finding her by following her Sinstagram posts, and that they had a heart-to-heart, and shared an embrace...

I'm now wondering if maybe Loona will reach out to Via through Sinstagram (since she now knows her account name) to let her know that Stolas is alive, and that he's staying with them.

I feel like it would be great to show more of how observational she actually is.

In Ghost Fuckers (S2 Ep10), we saw her taking care of Moxxie. She caught his mathematical mistake, and she then purposely put on a musical episode of Ghost Fuckers when he started having a breakdown, because she knows he's a real theatre kid.

So, clearly, she pays attention to details.

And I would imagine that she would reach out to Via because of this. She knows that the trial was broadcast to all of Hell, and that that means there's a chance that Via saw it too. And since Stolas has been banished, Loona may very well just try to be the link between Father and Daughter; allowing them to communicate through her, to avoid Stella finding out about it.

I don't know, it was just a thought I had, and now I really need Loona to reach out to her should-be sister, to let her know that Stolas is physically okay.

[the-kinning-hour]

Keeping up with the LOV

[lbhslefttiddie]

once when i was maybe 17 i pulled aside an adult i liked and i was like "hey i wrote this thing and i think its pretty well put together, would you tell me what you think of it?" and i handed her a fucking thesis paper on the source, distribution and utilization of magic for a fictional setting i was working on and she got like two pages in and went, very very delicately: "is this... what you believe in?" and i just stared at her with my big ol autistic eyes and went "this is worldbuilding"

[ash-unhinged444]

Bake with me?! Pt 1:

You and your big bro are home for the weekend and you two had the house to yourselves..

“You’re always playing that dumb game.. I wanna do something fun!! Why don’t we bake?! Oooh! Can we bake cookies?? Please please please”

You whined as you tugged on his hoodie strings needily and he shook his head

“Just wait.. I’m almost done with this fight, why are you so impatient? You haven’t even baked before” he said in a irritated tone

“It can’t be that hard!! And you’ll teach me right? You always used to bake with dad when he was here! Please please! Come onnnn hurry uppp” you whined out while you bounced up and down in front of the tv now blocking his view of the game

He sighed and dropped the controller on the floor “Okay okay, you know what? I can’t say no to you little bro.. come on, let’s go bake I’ll teach you. What flavor were you thinking??”

He laid his hand on your back, guding you to the kitchen, he always had to guide you while walking places, or helping you do things since you were always so spacey and unaware of your surroundings.

“Mm maybe chocolate chunk? With walnuts? Like the recipe dad ha-“

You ran into the wall as the loud smack was followed by a whine escaping your lips

“D- Ah!” You whined out and rubbed your forehead and your big eyes got misty

“Oh gosh! Hey little dude, are you okay?? Was it your head? Here, move your hand let big brother see..”

You removed your hand from your forehead and let out another whine and a sigh as your big brother kissed your forehead while wiping your tears away with his big thumbs.

“I-i mmh. D-don’t know w-why that happens so m-much.. mmh.”

“Aww, I know.. ahh, there’s the egg.. alright buddy let’s go bake those cookies okay? That flavor sounds so good huh? We can even put in extra chocolate chunks, sound good?”

You nodded slowly and smiled a half smile as he wiped your glassy eyes again, and you follow him to the kitchen..

As he reached up into the tall cabinets to get the baking stuff, his t shirt lifts a bit, and while he grabbed the stuff and set each item down one by one as you watched his big arms set the items down you wrapped your arms around his waist where his skin was exposed

“H-hey woah, alright bubs, what? do you want some more love?” He teased you lovingly as he ruffled your hair and rubbed your head.

“M-mmh you-your shirt was just up and..-mmhmaybe..” You mumbled shyly shoving your head into your big bros torso as the t shirt slid back down while he ran his fingers through your hair slowly and gently rubbing your head.

“Alright, alright.. heh your hands are so much smaller than mine buddy, and they’re pretty soft too, mm.. don’t worry I’ve got you”

He held his little brother close and tight as his hands wandered from his hair to his lower back and waist, feeling how smooth his skin was under his over sized tee shirt.

“You’re so small.. I never realized how small you were since you’re always bouncing around all the time.. all that energy you have is absolutely insane” he chuckled and grabbed the ingredients and utensils and started to make the dough.

He tapped his hand on the counter and commanded in a soft tone “up”, you always sat on the counter when he and your dad made cookies

You tried to hop up onto the counter but it’s too high, and as you let out a small grunt your big brother lifts you up onto the counter gently

“Aw, there you go, you’re still a little too short huh?” he sweetly teased you while he mixed the cookie dough, and you frowned a bit

“But I’m getting taller! And I’m stronger too! See?”

You grabbed the electric mixer handle as it was still on and the cookie dough flings onto both of you.

[bigsisterstelle]

Yeah~?

You're a pushover~? You wanna be your little sister's dildo~? Don't you have any shame you perverted pathetic excuse for a Big Sister~?

I should have been born first, Big Sisters are supposed to be the ones in charge and yet here you are fantasizing about begging me for permission to cum, What a joke~ Maybe I shouldn't let you, Maybe I should force you to hold it in for me~ Big Sisters who can't even take charge don't deserve to knock up their Little Sisters don't you think~?

I bet you got off on showing everyone publicly how much you wanna submit to your little sister, you hopeless pervert~

Don't worry though~! I like you hopeless and pathetic~ Little Sis loves her Hopeless Big Sister, You fucking wannabe kiddie sex toy~

~ (I'll go by C from now on when I message/respond to you, Hope that's okay~ <3)

mfmng yes big sis is a gross pervert..! but it feels so good to stop.. please let me fill you up, i wanna cum inside my little sis..! pretty please?? i'll let you use me however you want.. i'll be little sis' 24/7 sex toy, i don't care, i want it so bad.. :(

[thyhauntedmansion]

Just thinking about Bela and Dani and how close they were as kids, only to notice they have the same kind of piercings🥺❤️

AND ALL THREE OF THEM HAD MATCHING NECKLACES IN THE OG DESIGNS

Pardon me while I go SOB