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mylove-thresher · 2 months ago

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Men better step up their game

#Idk why I’m saying this or why I’m posting it 😭#They better step up their game bc it’s weak. (Or at least the men ik irl)#I will become a man to prove that there is still hope for better nicer awesomer guys. Bc I’m super awesome.#Oh no no wait. Am I an egg.#Nah. No. Wait was I trans to begin with #Hold on chat hold on #Wait I guess bc I’m like nb or also cassgender or like gender fluid or whatever idk anymore secret third thing #But I am masc leaning but still act like a girl #Wait hold on hold on #Umm idk guys. I was just gonna say no drawings today bc I was in a call all day but uhh 😭#Whatever. I should delete those tags bc that’s just me thinking but this blog is like my little personal diary so every thought stays.#Anyway back to doing MORE work. Shotgun to my mouth.#“i'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn” ahh mf 😭#(I do not have a job)#Just realized I haven’t showered today fuck #At least I brushed my teeth. That’s great.

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stevieharringtonwifeguy · 9 months ago

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ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

#steddie #female steve harrington #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #stevie harrington #inspired by the hell ovulation wreaks on my critical thinking skills once a month #omegaverse may not be real to YOU GUYS but i DO go into heat semi regularly #except i don't get to take off work or anything i just have to stand behind the counter of a mcdonald's like I Am Okay I Am Normal #once when i was ovulating i was watching a documentary on cloning and it showed a lil animation of a sperm fertilising an egg and i was like #WHOAH. WHOAH NOW. THIS IS DOING MORE FOR ME THAN PORNOGRAPHY #unserious fucking biology fucking possessed #anyway i want more trailer trash eddie munson knocking up the queen bee #let 👏 stevie 👏 come 👏 to 👏 prom 👏 pregnant #like oh no she's throwing her life away with this teen pregnancy #no she's not >:) she's exactly where she wants to be >:) eddie the freak munson is waiting on her hand&foot and he makes beautiful babies #all according to keikaku

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thelovelybitten · 9 months ago

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CHAT WE ARE SO BACK ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#otp: good eggs #tadamu #shugo chara #shugo chara jewel joker #viv speaks #I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT #OH MY GOD THIS PREVIEW IM SHAKING CRYING DYING ALL AT ONCE #they’re high schoolers now 😭😭😭 look at their CUTE JACKETS #the uniforms are so fucking cute look at my daughter amu 😔😔😔#no yeah — this manga needs to come out faster FRIDAY IS TOO FAR AWAY GOD DAMMIT #tadamu stans are we alive ??? YALL GOOD ??? type 1 if ur okay #tadase and amu in one frame #AAAA #THEY AINT EVEN HOLDING HANDS ??? and my brain is like: oh it must be so they’re dating #🙃🙃🙃 Vera PULL URSELF TOGETHER #anyways..#bedtime I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO DROP AAAA

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brainedstew · 7 months ago

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garfield moment

#we’re so fucking slowwwwww i hate mondays. but i cleaned out the utensils drawers and made cute labels for them and color coded the bottles #and i put the freezer & walk-in away and scrubbed the floors and switched out all the trays #and fixed up oatmeal world. which has been in disarray #i hate the stupid little breakfast world i live in <3 #OH but i get to prep eggs and flatbreads today 🐶🐶🐶 i loveeeeee prepping eghs and flatbreads. i can’t wait to go home and feel useless when #i am done

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leupagus · 10 months ago

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Goddammit

#game of thrones #a knight of the seven kingdoms #listen yes I am writing a bajillionty-word epic set in this world but I'm no longer in the FANDOM #I haven't watched the dragon house show and frankly you couldn't pay me to do so #love and light if that's your thing but hard pass #and I heard about the dunk and egg show and I was like 'eh no thanks'#BUT NOW I GOTTA #I am bummed that carvel won't get to work with his BFF Paul Kaye (who played the red priest...thoros? thanos? whatever)#but oh well #god I can't wait to see what WILD acting choices this assholes makes it's going to be so good for me #I GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING

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light-wrath-paradise · 7 months ago

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Well these colours sure didn't translate well

@prismatic-starstuff @beardedladyqueen

#for info yes the tattoo is supposed to look horribly neon #however the lips are not supposed to look like that. nor the eyes.#What's funny is that my sketches actually look even worse than this thing looks like in-game #like this is mild shit. wait until you see the way i draw her/him #(i think bearded doesn't know this but I like to be funny so dandelion approved of my funny plan that this Inquisitor is #actually trans; s/he just doesn't know it yet. so in the game she uses she/her and thinks she's a cis woman. but like. right after the plot #he goes 'Oh i think that awakened something in me.' which i think is like. incredibly funny. tfw your world saving adventure +#unspeakable violence + weird relationships + 'im probably trans but i have a hero's journey to go through so idc about that rn'#make your egg crack.)#originally i wanted to get a few more shots of how awful the colours look but I'll do that tomorrow because i gotta wake up at 6 am and it's #nearly midnight dhdjdjjs #funnily enough i was taking most of the inspo from vampire bats but the way her/his nose works is actually reminiscent lf #of...more traditional bats. like a vampire bat nose would be upturned. reminiscent of gith noses. a heavily downturned nose #with a bridge inseparable from the forehead is more of a european bats thing

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keeps-ache · 6 months ago

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once again i am on the playlist lol

#just me hi #my strange brain concoctions back at it again lmfsh #i've been workin on it by bits and bits for the past 2-3ish days and i think i've almost got what i mean hfvbs #yea... mnmnm...#//outta the Lagoons into the Blues !! what a transition hkfshv #i mean i Have found that i actually really really like the shampoo we've been using for like 5 years hghfsv #but also i've had to switch from that one to a different one anyway cuz my hair? is grezy ghfbshv #it Is soft now though which is cool :D cuz the old soap didn't get it quite well and i was using dish soap sometimes to strip it so Lmao #which btw the dish soap worked p well. however it Did feel stripped kgfhsv #/what else what else uuum #i've developed more world stuff for pi.e which is also very epic and neat ; like the 3 Cities + radiation towns + Sanctuary cities +#Sanctuary zones + how they interact w/ each other lol :)#i have these weird lil creatures that i'm calling Rascals rn but i think they need a different name pfshv #and also cuz i made the general world bigger that means i have defined more of the plot just by. scribbling some points for towns on paper #yea :D this thing is maybe just a little bit daunting but i'll prolly get it figured out lol ; roman 3 #/oh i Do really wanna draw more pi.e stuff to post hfh :>#cuz despite it all i am still v shy abt my stuff and that's kinda silly so !!#/sometimes my brain gets into these weird paper jams where i'm doing one thing but then i see and wanna do another thing (easy transition ?#but then i see another thing and then another and now i have 4 different things and i feel bad just focusing on just one because. ??? ????#when i was little i used to humanize objects Just before they were thrown away and i think that sort of carried over in a weird way bfhsvgj #balance in all things !! wait no not like that w-#//oh wait wait did i ever mention i learned to make stir fried rice w/ egg #prolly not that big of a deal but i'm STILL happy abt that lol :D #maybe especially cuz i was doing most of the cooking while my picky-cook brother was helping and he thought it was good so like YAY #though tried to make it a second time and i let my ma put the salt in the pot and she oversalted it by Far TwT #it was fine though just really salty lol :)#//mnm also getting into classic vehicles a lil bit #just a bit! cuz i don't know where to start and i just really like that one bike i doodled a bit ago #also i'm a bit spooked that my dad will find out and he is Overwhelming when he finds you might like smth he knows smth abt gfvsgh <3 #//Oh i'm outta tag space pfshgv - Toodlesssss ciao :3

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taonpest · 1 year ago

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I gotta gun

No girls

Girls gotta die

#motu #motu revelation #motu revolution #shitpost #sorry I just had an epiphany #I spoiled myself some stuff while searching for this specific image oh well sksk #I am going slowly insane #I'm like #an egg boiling #but instead of waiting 9 minutes I have to wait 10 days

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sysig · 2 years ago

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Can love 😍💕💞❤️ bloom 🌻🌼🌹🌷💐 on the 🤜💥 battlefield?? (Patreon)

#Shitpost #My art #Wander Over Yonder #Fist Fighter #Lol #As high-effort as I'm willing to put in to make it appear low-effort <3 #Initially based on my silly little Fist Fighter OC(?) with a crush on Peepers - he's already started to morph a bit #Peepers might be a bit too high a station to pursue - shoot for the stars and all that!#But just by the sheer number of Fist Fighters and Watchdogs there's statistically gotta be one apiece that mesh well #And there's nothing that says he couldn't have a crush on Peepers to start! Kind of an ''Oh shit I guess some Watchdogs are kinda cute''#Until that slowly congeals into ''Wait no most of the Watchdogs are pretty cute actually.......uh oh'' lol #If he's gonna stick around he needs a name tho hmmm #Kinda tossing around Keith but I'd like to pull up some references to verbally-named Watchdogs first #That's another thing I've been thinking about - from my recollection/what I've seen in rewatching -#It seems like all the Watchdogs have either masculine or unisex names and are shown to be at least visually understood as male #And depending on how Word Of God you wanna go Craig McCracken has confirmed there are female Watchdogs on their home planet but like #There are feminine names /on/ Wander's list for the Giftening 2 but we only see them sneaking onto the Skullship!#Yes those are almost certainly staff-and-loved-ones Easter eggs >:P Do I care? Am I still going to integrate it into my HCs? Take a guess |D #And anyway that's Just the Watchdogs - unfortunately Awesome's force aren't really seen often enough to get names :(#Hell just finding a speaking line of theirs was a rare treat haha ♪ Up until then I almost thought they were mute!#Seems redundant because like - Bring Back WOY first of all of - but more Fist Fighters! They're too cute!

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spleentoon · 2 years ago

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I am going to EXPLODE!!!! (In a happy fun way)

I don't even know why, I just got excited for no reason-

Okay actually nevermind in retrospect I think I just looked at Magolor for too long

I love that silly coconut cat

#okay got that out of my system time to work on homework now #magolor is so #ehehehehehehehe #lovely cat egg #okay maybe attempted universal domination isn't quite lovely of him BUT everybody makes mistakes!!#So what if he tried to take over the universe #he's still a silly little kitty #even if they have a bit too much bravado hehe #ah right #need to actually work on my work #IIIII should go do that now #Goodbye!#wait why am I saying goodbye this isn't a conversation #oh well #byeee!!!!

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shikai-the-storyteller · 2 years ago

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Rewatching Jaiden's egg event VOD and hearing the excitement in her voice when the cinematic talks about dragons and her immediate joy when learning she can get her own dragon egg...

#i talk #qsmp talk #bro I am NOT live laugh & loving rn #that VOD was such a trip because I forgot that was when Peak Fandom Nonsense was happening #and she has her chat on screen so every once in a while I see a stupid message and I'm just like AGH #but anyways she keeps cracking funny jokes that make me wheeze #but then she'll be like ''I can't wait to raise my own dragon eggs I love dragons I'd die to protect mine''#and I'm like oh. that's right.#:(#Dude I miss Bobby so frickin much I cried so hard during that event #I'm such an emotionally constipated person but I cried BIG time watching that

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bonnibelleangelica · 11 months ago

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Sneak Peak of Time Together- Chapter 14

🎶Bunny in a burrow, simply too deep down~

She tries to find her way out, but wanders round and round

She can't go back the way she came, can’t hope that she’ll be found

Sweet bunny in a burrow, she’s simply too deep down…🎶

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ladysomething · 1 year ago

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Outside characters are going to see the collar???!!!! For some reason my brain had assumed that it was more of a threat lol, not something Max was actually going to force him to wear outside in front of other people. Omgg, I cannot wait to see what happens next and I cannot wait to see more Max POV to figure out what he’s thinking ahh

oops I've said too much 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

guess you'll just have to wait and see how it happens 🤭🤭🤭🤭

#anon ask #lestappen fic #where you go i go #count the emojis to see what chapter you have to wait until #I'm Taylor Swift masterminding you all and you don't even know #and let me tell you I'm having the fucking bestest time haha #oh wait #am I Taylor swift masterminding or Charles Leclerc masterminding????#the ice cream posts have made me realise he went to the Taylor Swift school of easter eggs #and you know what?????#so did I

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cantdanceflynn · 1 year ago

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THIAS IS MY FIRST LIL GUY BTW IM OBSESSED W HIM

#GOT A FULL GENE PLAN PLANED OUT FOR HIM BUT I AM POOR AND A NEWBIE SO. PATS HIS LIL HEAD WAIT FOR YOUR SNAKES MY BABY #SAVING THE OTHER EGG THO BC IT WAS MY FIRST GALORE GIFT N AM OH SO SENTIMENTAL

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 2 years ago

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WHAT DA HECKKKK MAC!!! UR A BIRTHDAY GUY!!!! HOLY SHIT. OLD!!! time 2 put u in a retirement home!!!! IT'S UR DAY OF BIRTH I AM THROWING U A PARTY RN 🎉🥳�� TIME 2 HIT THE PINATA 🪄 🪅 CANDY!! 🍭 🍬 🍫 TIME 4 PRESENTS 🎁🎁🎁 CAKE TIME 🧁 BIRTHDAY BOY GETS A CROWN 👑 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES 🧨🧨🧨 <<couldn't find any candles so i got these weird red sticks instead!! i think they're sparklers!! :3

oh fuck i love sparklers-!

#hehehehehe #thank u whiskeyyyyy #did u see my wolfwood funko pop #my brother wins the prize for best present (as usual. hes good @ that) bc he got me trigun stuff hehe #my grandparents also got me a couple of the critical role graphic novels. hell yes cannot WAIT 2 read those #oh fuck! this reminds me i need 2 go hatch my birthday dragons on fr...... ive had eggs saved for soooo long. omg #IM SOOOO GRANDMA CODED. I SHOULD BE PUT IN THE RETIREMENT HOME I THINK <3 #all the young kids lookin @ me doing my embroidery and shit going oh fuck dude that grandma gnc af. youre insane #asks #anachronistic-falsehood #friends!!!#i am going 2 hatch my dragons and draw myself some self indulgent cute art and then i think i will sleep #overall did not have a bad day but i did get a couple. garbage moments from my family so i am.#not feeling epic rn but i am trying sosososo so hard 2 be positive #fingers crossed that the flight rising rng gods are smiling upon me. pleaseplease give me a pretty dragon .#ayyy im just a little birthday boy im just a little guy cmaaahn #hi whiskey how was ur day. i saw u were watching it earlier. love those movies. i need 2 read the book !!!!#i do enjoy a good stephen king every once in a while.

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namelessprince · 1 year ago

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they are so fucked as soon as they reopen the hole in the sea. theyre doomed to open it no matter what but man. if things seem bad now.....

#my post #i am sososososososososososososoo scared #hang on ive just realized the hiatus starts after next episode #oh we are not getting to the hole in the sea until like. this time next year. EARLIEST this time next year #:(((((#listennlike when they open the hole. gills gonna touch the egg and itll release the nameless prince.#and theyll have arlin! yippee! but remember chips deal? to make sure arlin stays alive no matter what?#and theres a difficult choice waiting for him?#...what if arlin is too far gone. like how rose was?#what if they have to kill him?#and fuckin skipping over that- the navy is waiting for the spread of the Goop to begin the next phase of their plan #and lizzies starting her war soon!!#good luck uniting everyone to banish tnp again!!!!#AUGH #theyre just so fucked #but now im thinkning about arlin....

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