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Rise!Dee looked at the flower with surprise.
"For us? And you picked a nice one too! " He grinned and immediately grabbed it. "A Devil's Trumpet! I'll ask Mikey to put it in a vase, we don't want him accidentally using it for a new recipe, but the kitchen counter could certainly use some purple-"
"Actually, I think that's for us," 12!Donnie snatched the flower with a pointed look. "Since the story is still currently on our side of the multiverse, this offer is obviously meant for-"
"You wish this flower would be intended to your obviously inferior world-"
"It's got nothing to do with that! It's just logical."
"Don't even try to bullshit and claim it's logic, that's MY thing-"
"ARE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG OVER THERE!"
"YES!" they both answered in unison, grinning and linking arms like the best buddies on Earth, as they both grabbed onto the stem of the flower.
Rad squinted suspiciously. "Uh-huh, I have an eye on you guys- oh, what a pretty flower! Is that for us?"
EF!Raph, who had watched the exchange while slowly stepping back simply nodded.
"Hey, thank you! It's so cute, I wonder what kind of flower is-"
"Devil's Trumpet." Both Donnie's answered in unison before exchanging sideway glares.
Rad hummed and took the flower from them-
And ate it.
"Thanks for the snack, other Raph!" Rad muttered obliviously while both Donnie's stared with growing horror. "And sorry about them, please ignore these bozos-"
"Raph that was poisonous."
"They mean no harm- what."
"Why would you eat it, oohhh why, oh no."
"Ok, so there's a 60-40 chance Draxum accounted for that scenario-"
"No wait, why would a flower be poisonous!?" Rad huffed. "They're so pretty!"
"The real question here is why would you eat it-?"
EF!Raph slowly escaped from the accidental soon-to-be-crime scene, because even if Rad resulted to be inmune, it was obvious the two purple turtles would end up fighting each other.
#extended family au#eldest brother#the eldest brother tmnt#tmnt au competition#tmnt au polls#Deb writes#if you hear carefully#you can listen to Rafa having flashbacks to that cockroach scene#STOP EATING THINGS THAT ARE NOT FOOD#but it was pretty!#STOP EATING THE POISON#Oh how the roles have reversed#Rafa really be going Pizza Puffs here lmao#tbf#If not a snack then why snack sized#nvm that everything is snack sized for Raph ksksk
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KIM KITSURAGI - āIs that. My kineema.ā
COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Something in him is about to break, *big time*.
EMPATHY - And itās not going to be pretty, do something!
- DRAMA [Formidable] - Everything is fine!
- āSure is.ā
DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] - Surely heās aware that heās not the *only* person in the world who owns a Kineema?
YOU - āIs it really *yours*? I mean, plenty of people have their own Kineemas, right? Like working men, government offices, uh, firefighters I guess, maybe even animal control people? Exactly! A million different people who couldāve driven it into the uhā¦ā
DRAMA - Pause, my liege! Ixnay on the Ineemakay!
YOU - āIt could even be our *mysterious* joyrider!ā
KIM KITSURAGI - Your frenzied babbling falls deaf to the lieutenant's ears. Instead, he approaches the broken vehicle, sunken in the ice. He moves with a caution and gentleness you havenāt seen him display before.
INLAND EMPIRE - It must be cold and lonely down there, in the icy water. Maybe he could sense its sorrow, calling to himā¦
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - His hands, which are always stiffly placed behind his back, are trembling.
ENDURANCE - This is the shuffle of a tired, tired man.
HALF LIGHT - Heās going to do something drastic because of you. Oh god, terrible! Youāre a terrible liar! You canāt look at this, you just canāt!
VOLITION [Formidable: Success] - It's not *you* who drove his kineema into the sea. You have plenty of faults, but this one is decidedly not yours.
KIM KITSURAGI - He kneels down with his head bowed, casting his face in shadow. He plants a hand on the ice to stabilize himself, squinting to get a better view of the motor carriage. āDetective, it says ā57ā on it.ā
YOU - Sweat drips down your brow, and you feel a terrible headache coming. āMaybe our joyrider has an affinity for that number?ā
LOGIC - He's not stupid, he knows that it's not that.
KIM KITSURAGI - ā57.ā
YOU - āWhat about 57?ā, you brace yourself.
KIM KITSURAGI - āPrecinct 57.ā
YOU - You wince. āKim, look-ā
KIM KITSURAGI - āWhen I woke up in the Whirling-in-Rags with no memory of what happened during the days before, I've taken note that something of mine has gone missing.ā He grits his teeth. "A very. Important. Something."
He runs his hands over his face, messing his already unkempt hair in the process. Regret creeps up on his features. āGod. Fuck. Theyāre going to fire me over this, theyāre not going to hear me out.ā
EMPATHY - Desperation settles in the lieutenant's tone. Sadly, you find yourself in agreement, even if you donāt want it to be the truth.
YOU - āPeople are more valuable than machines, Kim.ā
KIM KITSURAGI - āNot people like me.ā He rasps.
YOU - āā¦ā
KIM KITSURAGI - Before you can say anything more, you fail to notice the lieutenant carefully walking onto the edge of the ice. He looks over the frigid water, a dizzying blue that mirrors and distorts his exhausted face back to him.
YOU - āKim?ā
KIM KITSURAGI - Seconds pass as he looks to be contemplating something. Out of nowhere, he casually takes another step where the ice ends and the sea begins. It happens all too quick for the lieutenant to even voice a call for helpā if he even wanted to ā his body plunging into the cold water before your eyes.
YOU - āKIM!!!!ā
uhhh bonus stuff? sorry i have swap au brainworms pfttt
(im not sure what skills kim has at the moment so rn he only has narration as his inner monologue ok whoops, i would like to keep harry as the guy who thinks in dialogue trees so im still figuring it out pfttt)
also, this was done bc i wanted to expand on these old scribbles of mine, just like an idea, i just think that he'd be having an even worse time wheezes
#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#den's disco swap#disco elysium role swap#HI nobody look at the fact that. i am a novice writer at best DFGHJFGH#i had idea for some comic dialogue but it ended up being this instead whoops. i mean i could still draw this as a comic#anyways. i was like. trying to reverse engineer my idea of how kim can change into his bomber jacket instead of his uniform.#which. i dont think you can do with just simple convincing bc that thing is fused to him in spirit so there has to be like a good reason wh#oh it gets ruined! how? it gets like wet or smth! how'd that happened? he threw himself into the sea#also isnt it fitting that my memory problems is making me not remember the things that happen in disco elysium very well wheezes#so whoops if the characterization is a lil off lmaoooooo#but i have been trying to figure out how i want harry to be in this swap au#i dont think he's as well as he wants you to believe he is. and just the image of him pushing this 'youre allowed to be in denial about +#this' to kim about the kineema was so vivid in my head and idk if that tracks but hell. its in there now dfghdjfg#sunnysidedraws#sunnysidedisco
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I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it
So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.
Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role
Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong
Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself
Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong
Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder
...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).
I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.
#uhhh what am I calling this??#randomizedrobinsau#stephanie brown#oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this.#because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship#with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny#and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying#Tim Drake#tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard#reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass#Dick Grayson#He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this#But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him)#Damian al ghul#damian wayne#oh this is gonna kick ass#Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role#and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable#to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive#Jason Todd#Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass#I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time#But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through#TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring
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iām not being funny when i tell people who say sonnyās ātoo softā to be captain and that heās half the player without kane and that other players deserve the captaincy more than him to get the fuck out of my club and the fanbase like honestly fuck off
#genuinely fuck you man is this how you treat an all time pl legend whoās had 400 appearances for our club#and whoās scored more than 100 goals and regularly gets 15/20 g+a a season#weāre so beyond lucky he didnāt fuck off to real or pool when he had the chance#like genuinely you only really appreciate what you have when itās gone this lot were crying about sonny being gone for the asian cup#chatting wistfully like āoh sonny wouldāve buried thatā#now heās had a few shite games you want to pull the plug wallahi you donāt deserve him or his loyalty#itās a two way street man heās given us EVERYTHING you could at least do with a bit of respect#it boils my blood when ppl say heās half the player without harold fuck off man#if the roles were reversed and sonny had gone to b/yern then guarantee he would be having a similar season to him lmfao#this lot doesnāt deserve the love and commitment sonny has shown to spurs again and again#and fuck off abt him being too soft to be captain and abt giving it to romero genuinely#you lot will only ever praise cuti when he has good performances while the rest are shite#and suddenly heās proper captain material??? the guy you lot were calling a hothead???#wallah if cuti heard all this heād clock you one genuinely
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Love Arthur slowly loosing his humanity while John is continually gaining it. Like ships passing in the night.
#several episodes ago arthur would have argued to help the villagers#amd john wouldve tried to encourage him to leave them be and just escape#amd now in part 24 their roles are perfectly reversed#oh how the turns have tabled#malevolent liveblog#malevolent#part 24
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tbh i donāt think iād be as enamored by havoc duo if s5 (and specifically the stuff in the planet vid and the parrot rule break vid) didnāt play out the way it did for those 2ā¦ idk it was the post-betrayal and how they each impacted each other (and how s4 still is reflected in every single action they both took to a degree) that made me so interested in the first place lol. iāve heard that ppl didnāt really like s5 but for me itās what got me so invested in s4 somehow ššš
#sketchy.txt#š#idk what iām saying#i hope this mostly makes sense#something something parrot wouldnāt have been able to pull off the same stunt as spoke#if their roles were reversed#parrot cares too much (as shown by his rule breaking vid and how he stops)#spokeās speech about sacrificing people for power#and how he wasnāt exactly concerned with doing right for the serverās sake#but for a more selfish reason (his own reputation)#something along those lines idk#also i think everyone should be subjected to the opening and ending of parrotās full story of LS video#oh my god it made me lose my shit#so good
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as a bona fide vaxleth lover i am more confused than ever about how they are portrayed on the animated series i'm not gonna lie š
#not that different is bad like it doesn't affect or 'ruin' the actual source material#i just legitimately do not understand some of their choices here#there's stuff i really like ofc but u know. i've written multiple long analyses about conflict in their relationship#and in previous seasons it seemed to me like they were just smoothing out those sharp edges which bummed me out ngl#(for one there was a line at the end of s1 where kiki directly contradicted her campaign self in favor of No Conflict that i was feeling#unsatisfied with. and s2 didn't contend with rq as a sticking point for keyleth really at all)#and like to be honest my distaste for that is biased by like fandom drama of years past and people shitting on them for that exact stuff#so for me it kinda felt like an updated and palatable version that appealed to the group of people that made me feel bad for liking them#which is again like a strong personal bias lol but u know it also is just. a really important story to me that i love#but this season it's like they went no no. they do actually need to fight that was a big thing. hmmmm what about#AH YES. let's reverse their povs about their relationship completely.#have not finished ep3 yet but 10 min in i'm just like HUH?#again this doesn't rly matter and the show remains an enjoyable adaptation it's just truly bizzare to me š how did this choice get made#it speaks#lovm spoilers#sorry I'm not done yet actually because the specific conflict about happiness in the present being or not being worth sorrow later#is the VERY CORE OF BOTH OF THOSE CHARACTERS and to switch which one feels which is way more than weird for the romance it's weird for like#what each of their whole individual deal is. that's why i'm so ??????????????#gah. i truly don't want to complain too badly#(and tbh the eps simply don't have enough runtime for vax to be as completely-falling-apart as he actually was and the role of#depression and trauma and self-loathing in that vs like. a more easily telegraphed supernatural boogeyman#-which if they slowed the pace down more might fit in but the scale of the story is so grand that they can't so like i begrudingly get it.#but still absolutely wild for the solution to be: do away with their actual arguments about divinity or keyleth's insecurity about#outliving all of vox machina. oh btw we are giving the vision she had of that to vax as a gift from rq or whatever#so he can be inscure about it instead. because he's fate touched or smthn. and that's too abstract for us to explore here so let's just#give him ominous visions.)#the more i have typed the saltier i have gotten i'm sorry it's just WILD TO MEEEE
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What Ifā¦? Dark: Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2023), #1.
Writer: Erica Schultz; Penciler and Inker: Edgar Salazar; Colorist: Arif Prianto; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#What Ifā¦? Dark: Moon Knight#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Luminary#Marlene Alraune#Raul Bushman#get his REAR Marlene#I think what I like so much about this story is that itās a bit of a reverse fridging#where itās the boyfriend who dies early on and motivates the heroineās journey into vigilantism and revenge#and even then this isnāt a true fridging as Marcās loss is still distinctly felt after his passing#as opposed to being completely swept aside#and I think they quite adeptly side step the accusation of āoh of course Marcās passing is being grieved in this story#because women are more emotional while a dude would have just moved along :////ā#by alluding to Frenchieās own grieving process#indicating that this is simply a story that takes a more human approach to how comic book characters might react#to losing a loved one#whoās not completely forgotten nor completely idolized (which I think is a role Gwen Stacey fell into a lot in 70ās-90ās Spider-Man comics)#but instead they wrestle with a complex individualās legacy who could simultaneously inspire frustration and the desire to do great good
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Me: I'm fine about my autism now btw, like I've come to terms with my fixated interests, limited tolerances and social inabilities. The alienation it brings is not ideal but it's just a reality I've gotta deal with now that I know it's just a part of who I am. I mean, it's not like an awkward conversation is gonna ruin anyone's life, is it? We'll both move on from it eventually. This is fine!
Also me: physically unable to watch beyond the first word of the first question of The Assembly because oh my god what if someone says something awkward or controversial or someone can't make themselves understood people are gonna get mad and scream about it online and I will freeze up and be stuck in the backlash forever I don't know how to handle conflict AT ALL let's just hide in the corner behind the sofa instead wait what if I became a hermit actually yeah yeah yeah that sounds good let's do that
#unresolved trauma? never even heard of her haha š
#maddie debrief#that 2-minute intro/taster did nothing to calm me down either btw#I'm never comfortable around the types of shows where 'difference' becomes the core conceit of the premise#oh. so you've created a format dependent on making a socially alienated group face the social rules that made them alien in the first place#and then deriving your conflict from the 'natural contradiction' between the two?#sounds like the exact kind of conflict-seeking environment where I can let my normal guard down enough to meaningfully challenge#my deeply rooted feeling that people generally find me cumbersome to be around and mostly just tolerate my presence out of necessity#lovely that#(like i say I haven't seen the show#so idk if it is actually like that or if it's just the promo material stirring shit up as per usual#but as of rn I do not feel welcome in this room)#why does the 'we're not so different after all' always have to come at the climax and never the midpoint of the story?#why can we never find more than personal gratification in that realisation?#why do we always focus on the difficulty of coming to the realisation rather than the conflict of putting the realisation into *practice*?#I know why#it is because the human imagination is far more limited than we like to believe#and we find it hard to even *imagine* a world that we haven't seen functioning for ourselves yet#let alone find a purpose in *acting* on the idea#(especially if we ourselves currently feel dependent on the status quo for our personal welfare#which is why shows made to depend on 'difference = conflict' make my blood run cold)#so if we have to see to believe - how many cases of real world functioning equity does the average person understand?#very few. so let's instead lazily invert the state of power in an existing dynamic that people are familiar with#thereby reaffirming its false dichotomy through perpetuating what is essentially the same old conflict#while claiming to subvert it when in fact all we have done is reverse the dominance while keeping everyone locked in their roles#can someone just put some thought into how we might create a format that aims to loosen up the underlying skewed power dyanmic#so that everyone has to work together to prevent the elevation of a single way of being over all others#because that just becomes suffocating to *everyone* in the end#and that can still *acknowledge difference* but not as a source of conflict - rather as a source of collective strength?#but the story of changing one perspective will always be easier to both tell and enjoy than the one about building something new
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hey guys does anyone else think about that one character story about collei and the other person she wandered with for a bit of time who ended up dying after leaving collei to die every moment of the day? cause i do
#collei#where do i even begin...#the last lines. my god#SHE VOWS TO NEVER ACCEPT OR OFFER HELP EVER AGAIN. OH MY GOF#AND HOW SHE SAYS THAT SHE ISNT SURE SHE WOULDVE DONE ANYTHING DIFEREBTLY IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED. OH MY GOD#this makes her whole arc regarding having to accept the hand offered to her and how she vows to protect and help people now... god.#just god.#poor babies both of them#stuck in that fend for yourself mindset. my god#i cant even articulate my feelings about this oh my god
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SEE IT'S LIKEā¦. in my head... Hatori is soo confident and "knowledgeable" when it comes to computers and tech and everything like that because of his powers but he turns into a bumbling idiot around peopleā¦ and then Touichirou has the double edge of being both the most powerful computer in the world = Hatori HAS to do something with him, but also being a very powerful, dominant human man at the same time... and Touichirou obviously sees all of his subordinates as simply tools and reserves of psychic power but I think he's also willing to set that aside at times to leverage human connections and networking to get ahead (he's so business major coded)... it's honestly the gray area in their power dynamic that's interesting to me... who's the tool and who's the user...?
#i like role reversals.. ambiguity.. keeps it interesting yknow#hatori is so gay asexual to me#he does hack the surveillance system to erase footage/peep in on joseph and toui but he probably enjoys the hacking more than the footage#and toui oh toui the moment i saw his circuit aura i knew it was over for me#gotta love a men who's also an object... you guys know how i feel abt him...#eh... im still pretty physical tho im like.. fake objectum#objectum through objectification...#but i also have trouble seeing people as people.. they are more like a collection of concepts and motifs to me#suggestive#hatoui#hatoui is just me smashing my favorite barbie dolls together
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i looove probably having bpd and at the very least separation anxiety
i looove having nightmares about having breakdowns and physical violence just to wake up crying, unable to fall back asleep and when i finally manage sleep i still wake up after about an hour, knowing i'll be stuck in that sleepless loop till i give up, all just because they're unexpectedly gone
i looove having motivation to do things to improve my future when i'm with them, and being suicidal as soon as they're unexpectedly gone
why is it too much to ask just to be told when they'll be gone? why do i get punished for having feelings? why am i never good enough for them?
#moth having a bad time#a while ago nowā they freaked out because they saw i told someone i always felt like i was walking on eggshells around them#like. well yeah maybe if you didn't leave me every time i wasn't perfect maybe i would feel more comfortable talking to you#maybe if you didn't do things you're fully aware causes me breakdowns every time i upset youā maybe just Maybe i wouldn't be scared of you#they literally terrified me into not showing them my issues#they don't see my anger issues and splitting anymore because the punishment terrified me out of it#i didn't actually get better. i'm just so terrified of doing anything that would make them leave me#i wrote a poem about thisā about breaking all my bones for them and them still not being satisfied#see: misery meat by sodikken. me severely. see: people eater by sodikken. what they look like from my perspective#i used to be the people eater in my last relationship. it's funny how the roles reverse. i now see myself so much in the person i was with#it's scary#i'm tired. gonna try to sleep again. it's funny i have no sleep issues that i didn't choose (i.e. my sleep routine is shit but i chose that)#EXCEPT. for when theyre unexpectedly gone. i recently had 3 nightmares in 13 minutes about themā waking up after each one#i've struggled with insomnia twice in my life. oh and every time they're unexpectedly gone#most of those nights i wake up more than once every hour
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No but I really donāt know what I want for this drama rn and itās driving me crazy š«
#alchemy of souls: light and shadow#alchemy of souls#drama rant#alchemy rant#spoilers!!!#episode 7#i already talked about this before but i need to rant about it again#it took a while before i actually liked mudeok and uk together tbh but they were cute and in the end i was sad it ended like it did#though i also really actually liked the drama dared to ākill offā a main character like that#and now that mudeok is not here anymore i find myself really liking bu-yeon a lot#i know people are hating on her (and the actress) a lot but i happen to actually like her a lot#and i think this story with her and uk learning to love and trust each other is so good#uk slowly overcoming his old trauma to love someone new#and now that they say that the real bu-yeon spirit might make naksu go away foreverā¦.#idk but i wouldnāt hate that?#naksu wasā¦. somewhat disappointing in the drama because they chose to nerf her powers right away and make her weak#so all mudeok was about was remaining her powers by training uk otherwise he was of no use#and oh wow i literally just now realized that they have reversed the roles with uk now being more cold and cynic with bu-yeon being the#optimistic one - whereas that was ukās role in the former season#how did i not realize that until now? okay either way#maybe having bu-yeonās spirit absorb naksuās energy the way they say it can happen at least we get to see some amazing powers from bu-yeon#(a character who by the way absolutely deserved better than to be pushed aside and squashed down by naksu only to have her body killed then#resurected again only with a new face because naksuās energy is stronger)#i just want bu-yeon to be happy is all Iām saying#and i sort of feel likeā¦ maybe this bu-yeon and this uk are a better match than mudeok and last-season uk?#idk#Iām losing my mind over this#Iāll just have to wait and see what the drama does#but my guess is that mudeok will definitely regain her Memories and theyāll be reunited as fated lovers#i just hope bu-yeon wont have to be sacrificed for that to happen
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After all the stuff that happened during the Christmas break, I worry when my friend is like quiet, not talking, staying in her room a lot and I want to say something but I'm hopeless at saying things, at least she went to her parents today, that's positive, I shouldn't worry so much
#plus we're going for dumplings tomorrow with another friend#that's still happening right????#what if she says no she's not up to it? NO IT'S DUMPLINGS YOU HAVE TO COME and then drag her out of the house and#idk#i mean if it was roles reversed there's no worry because I'm a loser who stays home and sleeps all the time anyway#but she's not that type of person right?????#i suppose everyone needs their 'me time' and a few days to be on their own#especially after a week of work and i know how demanding people are at work it's like YES OKAY I'LL GET YOU THE FILES JUST LET ME BREATHE#suffocating assholes all of them except you tony babe keep coming downstairs to see me xxx#really guy is one of the worst like he's also like AFTER THIS JOB AND THAT JOB THEN I HAVE NO WORK GET ME A BAS OR SOMETHING TO DO#everything is intense and urgent with him and i don't like it calm down dude that's not really my problem#what do you mean there's no work I'm overloaded with stuff#but of course there's no work for the accountants because there's 6 of them and it feels like 600 at times and#why has this post gone from worrying about a friend to just complaining about my work#is it me? am i actually the problem? oh
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LETāS HAVE THE SEX TALK, AY ā .į
syn ā¹. in which teaching your 150y/o curse boyfriend the ways of the human life (and pleasure) goes surprisingly smooth.
cont ā¹. choso kamo x fem! reader, virgin!choso, oral (giving and receiving), premature ejac, afab!reader, NSFW CONTENT minors dni!!! wc: 1k
a/nā¹. virgin choso save me virgin choso š i wanted to post this since its been sitting in the drafts for so long omg
ābaby, somethin- somethingās wrong witā me. . .ā
the half-curse invokes from your bedroom, his anxious timbre making you rush hurriedly down the hallāonly to find him sat on the edge of your shared bed, blushing profusely with a small throw pillow covering his crotch.
ohhh.
you and choso had been together for about 6 months now, yet the two of you never had any sexual encounters, due to the fact that you wanted him to become more adjusted to human life before trying anything. but now with this certain issue at bay, you decided it was finally time.
you took a deep breath before recollecting yourself, taking a cushiony seat next to him, and explained to your boyfriend that what he was experiencing was utterly normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
"jus' make it stop, please. ."
oh, he doesnāt have to tell you twice.
and before you know it, youāre gravitating yourself lower, closer and closer towards his obviously growing erection. even through his pajama pants you can see how big he is. and you sure as hell werenāt wrong.
your lips form a perfect āoā shape once heās completely out of his boxers. an angry red mushroomed tip thatās practically dripping alreadyā crystalline beads of pre down to his hefty pale base thats accented with a vein or two. and to think this was here the whole timeā¦
āi-is something wrong?ā choso inquires, a hint of worry in his tone. shifting your gaze upward, you could see his averted gaze and beet red cheeks from sheer embarrassment. you giggled softly, he was so cute when he was flustered.
ānuh uh, everythingās perfect. now, im going to do something, nā you tell me if it feels good or not. okay?ā
he swallows, before nodding eagerly in agreement, still averting his eyes from your figure below. lolling your tongue out, you licked a long warm stripe from the base to that oh-so sensitive tip of his. a poorly stifled moan could be heard from above as chosoās clawing at the downed sheets behind him, instantly stiffening up from this foreign euphoria.
"f-feels sāgood," and heās gasping out between breaths, eyes fluttering shut out of pure ecstasy. you smile around his cock, lips instinctively wrap around his sensitive headā giving small kitten licks before gradually taking more of him into your mouth. choso's hips begin to jerk up involuntarily as you begin stroking him with your tongue, the heat of your mouth making him twitch inside. a delicate hand of his finds its way entangled inside of your hair, holding you in place as if heās beginning to lose himself completely, giving in to the bliss.
choso's resounding moans become more and more frequent as you work your way down, taking more of him into your mouth with each pass. his hips beginning to thrust upwards, meeting the rhythm of your bobbing head.
he dares to open his eyesā and that was his biggest mistake.
seeing you on your knees, eyes virtually glowing with pure lust in this low lighting, gazing up at him ever so tenderly yet seductively. taking him down your throat with little to no effort, god it was enough to make him-
āsh-shiitt!ā and ropes of his warm essence are rudely painting the back of your throat as heās spasming in your mouth, cum trickling down onto your tongue when he pulls out. his breathing is still uneven, chest rising and falling rapidly as heās trying to recover while youāre sitting pretty with a coy grin plastered on your face. āhow was that, cho? did it feeāā
āw-wanna try it on youā¦ please?ā
and now the roles are reversed, your legs hooked over his shoulders as heās kneeling infront of your bare cunny.
he leans in, warm breath tickling against your inner thighs, nervously dangling his tongue out before swiftly flicking it just on your clitoris, causing you to groan.
and that first taste has him hooked. he latches himself onto the bud of your clit, similarly to how you did moments prior. itās barely been seconds and heās delved nose-deep into your wetness. he wasnāt all that sure about what he was doing, but telling from the way you were so vocal, mantras of his name echoing throughout his ears, he was doing a damn good job.
there was that feeling yet againā that strain in his boxers as his crotch pooled with a familiar warmth. he looked down and sure enough, there was again a strained tent pitched in his pants.
and his body's moving faster than his mind, his handās already snaked down to his boxers, palming himself through the cottony fabric. muffled guttural groans evading through parted lips as heās drinking up your candily sweet juices, all while his handās wrapped around his stiffened length. trying so hard to replicate the sensation of your warm, wet mouth that was just present moments ago.
hips stuttering in sync with his rhythms, as your hand is engulfed in his ravenated strands, broken cacophonous moans of his name string from your mouth as your grinding along the heat of his tongueāleaving your pussy drooling, glassy slick dripping down the man's coated chin.
"haahāch-cho, doin' so good..." your praise only riles him up even more, his pace picking up, becoming more and more lost in a daze. tongue darting in and out of your cunt with quick precision, teasing every sensitive spot it managed to find.
you feel your stomach tightening, the creeping sensation of your climax approaching ever so hurriedly. and it hits you like a crashing wave as one final thrust from chosoās tongue puts you right over the edge, body shuddering as it washes over you.
he canāt hold back much longer either as his cock is aching. and with a few last frantic, sloppy jerks, he finally pulls away from your cunt as loads of his cum spill into his boxers.
gasping for air himself, he looks up at you through strands of his sweaty hair before proposing the question that makes even your worn-out expression morph into something much more fittingā shocked, if you will.
āc-can we go again?ā
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gojo & geto fucking their pretty bestfriend (you guessed it, you<3) in the eiffel tower position <333
contains: fem reader, threesome, the boys are gay for each other, choking, hair pulling, dirty talk ofc, kinda rough, gojo is a brat, satosugu are switches, sub reader tho
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"fucking christ this pussy is killing me," geto has a strong hold on your hips as he pulls you back on his dick, similtaniously knocking gojos cock deeper into your throat, making your eyes water as you gag around him
"hahaha don't tell me ur about to cum already Suguru, we jus started," gojos hand is resting on the underside of your throat, so he can feel his dick every time geto fucks you into him
"shut the fuck up satoru," geto hisses and gojo infuriatingly laughs in response, "how are you doin princess?" gojo directs his attention to you
there is no way you were responding while in the state you were currently in, coughing and sputtering spit around gojos cock while geto expertly fucked straight into your g-spot
"whats that? gotta speak up baby, cant understand you" he coos, whiping the tears and spit off your cheek with his slender fingers
if you had half a mind, you would've slapped gojo for being such a bully, but luckily for him, you didn't have half a mind, geto stuck up for you though; ever the sweetheart he is; "such a fuckin bully satoru, maybe I should fuck you next while they sit on your face, see how you fucking feel then huh?"
you couldnt lie that the thought of suffocating gojo between your thighs and having him suck on your clit while geto fucked high pitched whines out of him didnt sound like the worst idea in the world, but that was for another day
reaching down between your legs you rubbed quick circles on your clit while digging your nails into gojos thigh to stabilize yourself,
"oh, i think someone likes that idea" geto smiled, feeling you squeeze and pulse around him, "you wanna help me fuck the brat outta gojo princess? bet we'd make such a g-good team" he punctuated with a particularly deep thrust, almost making you lose yoru balance, resulting in you digging your nails impossibly deeper into gojos thigh
and gojo fucking moaned like a bitch, tipping his head back, both his hands instinctly gripping your hair as he hunched over you biting his lip, taking a deep breath and slowing his hips down, it took every once of his strength not to fill your mouth with his cum at that second
you choked at the rough treatment but were grateful when gojos hips slowed, the opportunity arose to swallow air into your lungs again and you greedily took it
geto's rough treatment of your poor abused pussy bouncing you a little on gojo's cock still, but the loss of gojo also assisting was a nice change of pace
gojo looked up through his lashes at the raven haired man, he was fucking smirking
this had now become a competition, as most things did between them
abandoning one of the hands he had gripped on your hair and reaching out in front of him instead, his target? geto's hair
gripping suguru's signature bun and pulling his face close to his, lips grazing each other as he smiled against the ravens lips, geto's smile now wiped completely off his face, his jaw now slack as he stared into gojos eyes, knowing exactly what gojo was getting at
"i know kissin gets you all hot huh, you wanna kiss me suguru?" his jaw opening slightly, tipping his head back and forth as he looks between sugurus eyes and his lips
you felt geto's cock twich inside you, his pace stuttering a bit at gojo's words, gripping your hip a little harder, for his own sanity, he would apologize for the bruises later
"what do you think baby, should I let him kiss me, huh? he'll probably fill you up the second I get my tongue in his mouth."
the speed at which the roles between them keep reversing is giving you whiplash, bringing you closer and closer to your own release
you try to speak around him, wanting to tell him šššššš šššššš ššššš šššš šļæ½ļæ½, opting to just nod as your mouth was filled to the brim with gojo's thick cock
"yeah, think i will, good call baby," he rubs his thumb on the top of your head soothingly as his attention is now back on geto
"what do you say suguru?" the mans mouth is so close to suguru's own, his eyes now staring at the place theyre about to be connected at
"thank you, thank you princess." he says as gojo finally lets their lips crash together
and its soooo messy, the kiss; if you can even call it that; is all teeth and tongue, both the men moaning into the others mouth, their moans rising in pitch
geto feels like he could cum at any second, but what kind of man would he be if the one who allowed him to cum in the first place didn't get to squirt all over his pretty cock first?
he blindly reaches down between your legs, pushing your own hand out of the way as he quickly finds your clit and rubs is back and forth at a speed that has the coil in your tummy to wind faster than it ever has
"squirt on me baby," he whines into the blondes mouth obscenely "need to feel you cum all over- m-my dick, please baby" heās whining
suguru's kisses becoming less and less reciprocating as his jaw goes slack and gojo's keeps tongue slides into his mouth
your legs snap together as your cum squirts out all over geto's toned thighs, moans muffles, choking on gojo's cock bordering on blacking out from air deprivation and sheer pleasure as you have the longest and hardest orgasm of your fucking life "m gonna cum, o-oh my god oh my god, fuck gojo fuck, 'm gunna cum, m gonna fill her up" gojo moves his hand to geto's throat, squeezing his throat, hard, tipping his head into sugurus
"m right there with you baby, gunna cum inside her pretty pussy, yeah? gonna cum inside her while I mess up her tight little throat?" hes talking geto through it
and youre trying to keep yourself awake as they fuck you from both ends into overstimulation, squeezing your pussy and swallowing around them both as you try to milk them for all theyre worth
ome of suguru's hands leaving its place on your hip to grab gojos wrist as the white-haired man tightens his grip, knowing just how to bring him to his climax
geto stills before he hunches forward over you and into gojo as he fucks rope after rope of his hot cum into your abused pussy, moans broken up by gasps as gojo tightens and loosens his grip on suguru's throat
quickly pulling out his cock from your mouth gojo pumps his cock at an inhumane pace, your heaving but you still instinctively stick your tonge out, like the good girl you are as his thick cum covers your face, he would feel bad about covering your hair and long pretty eyelashes with his cum but.. who is he kidding, he doesnt feel bad at all, his favorite girl with his seed all over your face, its the prettiest sight hes ever seen
letting your head fall against gojos thigh as your chest rises and falls rapidly, wincing as geto pulls out his softening cock from behind you, biting his lip stairing down at your ruined hole
"heh, i-," "shut the fuck up and come look at at this" suguru cuts off his best friend, gojo pouts but gently slides your head off his thigh to crawl to the other end of the bed and check out the veiw the raven-haired man is so adamant on showing him
your so red and your pussy is so puffy and angry, geto's cum has been steadily dripping out of you and down your thigh
gojo whistles as he pulls your lips apart to get a better look, he swipes his thumb on you, collecting some of your combined cum together, you whine at how sensitive and sore you already are
gojo pushes your shoulder back twords the bed so your chest is facing the ceiling as he leans over you and slips his thumb in your mouth, making you taste you and suguru's combined mess, "what do you say, pretty?" he watches your lips wrap around his finger befoer he pops it out of your mouth
"t-thank you" you say, voice hoarse
gojo giggles, starting to get up from the bed to get some towels to clean the three of you up
"so," you start "when were you guys gonna tell me youāve fucked before?"
part 2 :p
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