#Oh boi-

[i-would-like-to-be-an-a-i]

That movie trailer looked awful

I'm gonna take out my Minecraft Story Mode dvd. I need to worship it.

I need to cleanse my soul

[patetpluvia]

All the arguing and chaos seemed to have ruined the nap Nix was taking.. "What's going on now..? And who left chocolate here for me?" Plus some random coat?

[cornpapers]

[maiumeni]

[thedeafprophet]

I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

[owllooker]

Wild Life, amiright?

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[lesbianshepard]

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

You can be better. You just need to stop running and try. Everyone starts somewhere. So can you.

"I tried, dammit, I tried!" she blurted

She hurriedly wiped at her eyes with the heel of her hand.

"I tried to make it right! I went to him and tried to fix it! He told me he never wanted to see me again! Told me ta- ta get th' fuck out! So I did! I th-thought I was doing the right thing...!"

She wiped at her eyes again, this time taking another swig from her newly opened bottle.

"... A coupla weeks later, Daddy said we'd be movin' from North Carolina and living in the Philadelphia estate full time... Said we needed a... change in scenery..."

She stared at the bottle for a moment, pensive.

"... I thought... it was my chance... chance to be better... 'M not a good person, but I tried to be better... especially for him... I tried..."

She gripped the bottle tighter, tears sliding down her cheeks.

"... It's... not enough... is it...?"

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie looks so handsome today

[patetpluvia]

you won't invest any value into yourself

"Invest value into myself? What exactly does that mean?"

[nadhie]

the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.

[housederiva]

[pi-la]

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[hansoeii]

this one's for you, edwin paine