#Og!Cale

[jenjenmina]

Choose your character

Cale "I need to achieve world peace and end wars to live a peaceful and lazy slacker life" Henituse

Kim "I need to become the CEO of your company and get rid of the night shift" Rok Soo

[ohmycale]

Random Unpopular Opinion

Sometimes I wish, og!cale would just could leave everything and everyone behind for a time...or forever. Or have an amnesia for a time or...also forever. I'm trying to find a some point in canon when or where he did things for himself. Not for others, even for his family. Just himself. For such a background character, his relationships are complex but also exhausting. But since he is not the hero, we all just get crumbs and unfortunately, that leads a lot of theories about him (and his immediate groups). If he doesn't yet need an in-lore and canon competent therapist, he also needs a long and relaxing vacation. And yeah, I'm sure KRS would love to hang in that vacation too. o

[jasmineaoi]

Incorrect quote#

After a battle, soldiers are sitting chatting around and to relax.

Eric *trying to bring positivity into og!cale*: Cale, if you will get a reward right now, what do you want?

Og!cale: Revenge.

Eric: okay...undertstandable. What about like...umm..practical things.

Og!cale: Swords, Concealed knifes, poisons-

Eric: OKAY! What harmless things do you want?

Og!cale: ....a fluffy pillow-

Eric: *nodding* good-

Og!cale: -to suffocate them-

Eric: -ALRIGHT TIMES OUT LET'S SLEEP.

Inspiration: lazy-cat-corner tumblr

[sadlynotthevoid]

The other day I had this weird dream where, in a timeline where the Soo's, somehow and for some reason, stopped the plaza terror incident— pretty much with no casualties. And then, like a week later or so, the king or Alberu (or any royalty, not sure who) gathered the nobles and other people related to the matter on the palace.

Here's when things start to... happen, I guess?

Turns out, between the people there was a really angry noblewoman who went straight to the king to ask for divorce of her husband. Not really sure what the guy did, but he was also there and he was kind of a jerk, so... Fair.

Zed, for this time in the right, tried to explain that 'yes, he can get them divorced, but right now was not the time for it'.

—It didn't worked.

The woman was really mad and indignated and the jerk of the husband wasn't helping. Obviously, the situation escalated.

The discussion turned into yells, which turned into them throwing things and a random woman (seriously, who was this? a mistress, maybe?) joining the jerk. Food was launched, Antonio Gyerre almost got a fork at the eye and, by the end of all this, Choi Han had a chicken wing on his hair (that was Choi JungSoo, actually).

After they got them separated, the jerk ended up being held by the guards for some reason (I think he threw a knife, but I'm not sure. It could had been Raon). The woman stomped off the room, being followed by a distressed maid holding a baby.

Five minutes later, Cale Henituse entered through the door, looking really confused. He glanced at all the people covered in food, at the man being picked like a naughty cat by the guards and at the spoon tangled in the king's beard. He tilted his head.

"What happened here."

And, instead of answering him, Bassen asked, "hyung-nim, what are you carrying there?"

Slowly, Cale moved the bunch in which he had his coat wrappled in his arms. He pulled off a piece of fabric a bit, showing a pair of litte hands to Bassen.

"—!!"

"Some crazy woman threw this baby at me at the hallway. Literally."

----

Then I woke up and now I don't know what happened later with og!Cale and his accidentally acquired baby. I mean, besides that he kept her, obviously.

[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

An AU with og!cale where he is basically a genius in the music (in tboah world but no white shit) and instead of him being trash he moves away from his family and becomes a international talented musician

(this can maybe turn out a og!albecale, og!choicale, whatever other ship you want or just a fic with cale having family issues but I probably just don't continue)

[thevoicestellmetosteal]

Ok ok, so hear me out, consider this song

For og!Cale

[cat-tyy]

Cale is currently 20 years old.

Og!Cale's mom died when he was 8 (probably), and Deruth went to the summer estate (dunno when) after. Did he come back? Did he send bday cards? Do Anything™? Who the fuck ran the estate?

Lily is currently 9 years old.

And was conceived 10 years ago.

Deruth came back home when they knew Lily was conceived (give or take 2/3 months in)

That also means he left his mourning son for atleast 2 years (I'm probably on the low end), no shit og!Cale wants to throw hands with everyone. I wanna throw hands too.

[space-girlllll]

This one is an AU where Kim Dokja was Kim rok soo’s older cousin- In this AU after krs’s parents died he was put with his uncle- kdj’s sh*tty dad- and stayed with them for a few years. Kdj and krs’ age gap is like 7 years or so. Krs and Lee sookyung are close and krs sees kdj and her as his own mother and older brother.

When krs was around 8, kdj’s dad came back drunk and ordered him to grab him a beer, when he came back he saw kdj stab his dad and kind of stepped back in horror (he’s 8) and just watched silently, and he saw the whole thing, after lsk convinced kdj that she was the one who killed the guy he kind of came out from behind the wall and pretended that  she was the one who killed him. 

When the police came he played along with lsk’s story and tried to calm kdj.  After that, they had the funeral and krs was sent off to the orphanage because he wasn’t related to kdj’s relatives (I’m not sure how this AUs family tree is).

For the whole apocalypse bit, maybe most of Korea was stuck in the scenarios while the rest was stuck with the monsters from lout of the counts family. Maybe the constellations were watching the outside part of Korea but the star stream was testing something about how popular it would be, it was quite popular among cheap constellations who because they can’t give coins even if they wanted too.

Maybe krs knew that kdj was in the closed of part of Korea that nobody could get into no matter what they tried and gave up on finding him, sure he was dead and he would never see his hyung again.

Maybe KimCom ended the scenarios when the rest of Korea has kind of calmed down, after the transmigration and krs/og!cale met lsk in the hospital and she brought her to where kdj was lying in a coma and he didn’t understand at all. The three of them were finally reunited but one of them wasn’t him. 

[caleism-1]

Setting: Jour’s funeral

Cale shouldn’t cry…

No matter how much he wants to… He shouldn’t…

It wasn’t that it would ruin their reputation with all these lowly bugs people around, since his father was crying along with many others.

It was actually because people would try to use him once he starts crying. Also because he would never be able to stop crying.

Nobles would try to take advantage of his weakness since kids are oh so gullible. They would try to get close to him and not his father because they believe he would be easier to use. Then they’ll try to make him a puppet or use him to get close to the count.

He can’t let that happen!

No matter how hard it is, he’ll just have to keep holding it back.

He could just cry all he wants when he gets back home.

He could just-

“Look at him, he isn’t even crying.”

"Is he not sad?"

"How could he be so insensitive?"

“Such a cold hearted child.”

"I pity the late countess.”

“Yeah! I feel bad for the count and the late countess for having to raise such a cold hearted child.”

Cale lightly bit his lips as he tried to tune out the whispers of the servants and nobles that came to the funeral.

He wanted to say that it wasn’t true. 

He also wanted to cry.

He wasn’t cold hearted.

Such thoughts filled his head as he tried to hide his discomfort from the piercing gazes that was aimed towards him.

He wished this could end faster.

(I was about to fall asleep but this idea popped up in my mind. It turned out better in my head…sorry for tainting your eyes)

[ohmycale]

Somebody put this on a card and send it to og!cale wherever he is. And throw in a hug (virtual or in-person) would be nice to complement this message.

“Love didn’t hurt you. Someone who doesn’t know how to love you hurt you. Don’t confuse the two.”

— Unknown

[jenjenmina]

Everyone always talks about how Cale looks like Jour but I think Cale and Deruth have the same sad puppy eyes

[ohmycale]

og!Cale, Vacation and the Cat Distribution System

I posted about og!cale having a vacation...with KRS and cats!

og!Cale: Finally! A vacation...more to sleep in and...what are doing here?!

KRS: Yo! I'm your vacation guide...

og!Cale: I don't need a vacation guide. I need a vacation with my niece only.

KRS: Sure about that? (releases Hong and On to Og!Cale)

Hong and On: Nyah!

Og!Cale: ...whaaat!

KRS: You're a lucky winner of the cat distribution system! Don't bother resisting, you won't win. especially with Hong and On! Can't you see how cute and majestic they are?

Hong and On are posing like models and rubbing themselves to Og

Og!cale: Aren't they your cats?

KRS: Nice of you to assume they listen to me when I say I own them. They own me really.

Elsewhere, Raon Miru

Raon: Human! Why is there no dragon distribution system?

[jasmineaoi]

I have so many imaginations centering og!cale in my mind. There's the;

Belle Au (og!cale being a secret famous singer, and may have talk with roksoo through the app when they're young)

Everyone but og!cale regressor Au (with the climax of teen cale finding out that all of their care are reserve for someone else, oh imagine the angst *evil laughter*)

Rokcale Your Name Au (im just stuck with the ending train scene but make it RokCale)

Also Rokcale Weathering with you(it's the notion of "throw away the world for you" that caught me in a grip, also dont you think that the both of them the type of person to do that; Lcf!cale be choosing to hurt himself over and over for others and og!cale who already forsaken a timeline with his deal)

Uncle Og!cale Au(cale transmigrating into roksoo's uncle's body and using his war veteran skill to FIGHT AGAINST FATE!)

Oldest Og!cale with barrow and roksoo as dongsaengs Au(just cale showering them with so much love that they dont know what to do with it)

That one og!cale saving Krs!cale Au(*cough* by sacrificing himself*cough*)

Modern Au where og!cale being the perfect joker ever, fooling everything and everyone(....and being lonely as hell)

[sadlynotthevoid]

Personally, I think that Og!Cale's perfect futuristic/sci-fi weapon wouldn't be a sort of gun, but rather something like whatever Gogo Tamago has on her feets.

He would slide and twist around, pretending to be figure skating. Then, passing near a distracted enemy, spin faster and faster and— BAM.

High speed kick to their face.

He still can get a gun with it tho. It also would be great along with a whip or similar.

[thegradus2]

He passed out like 10 minutes after this

[ciancy-an]

Took me forever to finish this because this vain little young master won’t leave me alone until I made sure everything on his person looked absolutely dashing and gorgeous.

Ref for pose and composition: X: @tnadmszo01