#Official Short

[1oddboi1]

Oh my god, the goat is such a little shit lmao

Obviously, I watched the video before this. It's worth every second. I'm gonna do the cut thing just in case someone hasn't watched it before they find this

They're so full of themselves! I have to say, this is not the personality I expected based on the game. It's great! It fits way more with the whole "lambs darker counterpart" thing.

They're so petty towards the lamb. EVEN THE CROWN IS LAUGHING AT THE LAMB!!!

Just the biggest hater out there. We love to see it

But of course, they do care. This is clearly much more of a sibling rivalry type thing rather than actual distaste, at least I think so. Goat gives me strong gremlin child vibes, and I should know, I was that little shit younger sibling.

Also, I just love this face from the lamb.

And now we must ask ourselves. Is this a teaser, or just a fun short. Pilgrims passage has always felt a bit incomplete to me, between the fish guy and the boat at the end of the dock that you CAN’T INTERACT WITH even though it's CLEARLY something since it just shows up after a while (I still hold out hope it will do something eventually).But I don't know, this whole ocean freezing thing (and the big fish/sea monster thing) feels like more than just a one-off thing for a short. The map also has a bunch of interesting looking places that we just can't go to, so who knows.

[knife-filled-plushies]

i love the Smiling Critters as a cartoon concept and if it ever developed like mlp or something like that I can absolutely see something comical like this happening djkfskf

lesson at the end would probably be something about getting a healthy amount of sleep and staying on a good schedule jfhskf

[fairydrowning]

"Well, let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice."

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Short Stories

[faux-ecrivain]

Yan Cheater

(Fifth official post)

(Character’s name-Isaiah)

Yan Cheater who shameless cheats on you, the whole town knows, and then smirks when you berate him for his promiscuous ways.

Yan Cheater who always manages to keep you with him, usually by threats of blackmail or begging. 

Yan Cheater who, despite his hedonistic faults, doesn’t want to leave you. He still loves you, but sometimes you bore him.

Yan Cheater who become panicky when you start to ignore, then he starts to throw a fit when you give him the cold shoulder.

Yan Cheater who temporarily halts his promiscuous actions to try and woo you again. He doesn’t want to loose you, he loves, really he does! (He doesn’t, but he’s too much of a coward to leave you)

“Please baby, don’t leave me! I swear I’ll never do that again!” He begs, desperate to bring you back into his arms. He reaches for you, his arms open and attempts to embrace you. 

Unfortunately for him, his actions are undesired and therefore you slapped him, then told him to screw off and then  you kicked him out of your house.

Yan Cheater is absolutely devastated when you kick him out, this is a bad sign, what if you leave him? His mood isn’t even lifted when that annoying neighbor he hooked up with invites him over. (He rejects her invitation politely, then decides to just wait on the porch until you let him back in or give him his clothes)

Sadly, he doesn’t get invited back into your house, nope, instead you toss his clothes out and then you hand him a sleeping bag. You locked him out, he can’t understand it and he has no idea how to repair this relationship.

Yan Cheater who mourns your break up, even after weeks have passed. He doesn’t understand what happened, he thought for sure that you would’ve stayed with him. (He knew all your secrets after all) But you didn’t care of he told the world about your crimes (not that there were any serious ones going on). In fact you only seemed to encourage him to inform the whole world of what you’ve done.

Yan Cheater who still hasn’t gotten over you, you and him were dating for so long and he just can’t fathom the idea of being separated from you.

Yan Cheater who snaps when he sees you flirting with your best friend, he decides then and there that he will get you back, and nothing will ever separate the two of you again.

Hence he kidnapped you, locked you in his basement (don’t  worry it’s fully furnished) executed your best friend, blocked all other contacts on your phone and then began his to try, and salvage your relationship. 

It doesn’t work, but he has all the time in the world to try and it’s not like you’re going anywhere anytime soon.

Yan Cheater who swears to be true to you and to stay with you for all eternity. 

(Short post today, but enjoy it anyways and feel free to comment)

[perplexingly]

I’d give so much to hear their banters between Awakening and their merging

[soapyakships]

mama im in love with a criminallll

[xxoolii]

GUYS OH MY GODS?!?

[mokimo-art]

summer is unforgiving

[official-penis-posts]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY COCK

Do you happen to be a French Olympic athlete?

[clouvu]

Desiderium

[hualian]

New TGCF Donghua art collection book AND short film announced 🦋 (yes, new heaven official's blessing donghua content !!!!!)

[almondpiglet]

needed to draw something this year for tomes bday...really wanted to draw her highschool friends

[capricioussuns]

[triona-tribblescore]

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