#Obi wan/boil

[merlyn-bane]

Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Clone Trooper Waxer, Clone Trooper Boil/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/CT-7567 | Rex, Original Clone Trooper Medic Helix/Obi-Wan Kenobi, (Implied eventual)

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody, Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex, Original Clone Trooper Medic Helix (Star Wars)

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Kidnapped Obi-Wan Kenobi, Evil Sheev Palpatine, Creepy Sheev Palpatine, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Threats of Violence, Abuse, Dehumanization, Sith Torture, Traumatic birth, Premature Birth, Dualsex Stewjoni | Stewjoni Produce Both Ova and Sperm (Star Wars), Intersex Stewjoni (Star Wars), Sort Of, Extremely Speculative Stewjoni Anatomy, Pregnancy, Mpreg, parthenogenesis, Forced Pregnancy, Hurt Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Hug, (so do all of his partners), Hopeful Ending, no beta we die like stormtroopers

Series: Part 3 of Foelu

Summary:

Rex, meanwhile—Cody’s entirely too-smart little brother—frowns. “This is all classified for your safety, isn’t it? Because of the slave risk.”

Kenobi gives Rex a wry little smile, something passing between them, an understanding that Cody hopes to never experience for himself and hates desperately that the two closest people to him have. Skywalker is suddenly sitting up much straighter, too, eyes narrowed like a massiff on a scent. “Just so, Captain.”

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Rex sees his general flinch out of the corner of his eye, nearly imperceptibly, and he's out of his seat before he even fully processes what he saw. Skywalker nearly trips over himself trying to vacate his own but by then Rex is already almost on him. "WHO DID YOU TELL?" he barks. Fingers that barely feel like his own fist around the fabric of Skywalker's tabards and yank until they're at eye-level with each other, and Rex knows his teeth must be showing. "WHO?"

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A whumptober-themed AU of my fic Foelu, wherein Anakin shares classified information regarding Obi-Wan's biology with the Chancellor and Obi-Wan suffers the consequences.

MIND. THE. TAGS.

This is a @whumptober fill.

This is not my standard fare.

It is also an AU, and not canon to the main story.

[stationary-cycle-in-motion]

Random prompt generator game

Prompts: Obi-Wan, Boil, lost

Sighing, Boil paws a low-hanging branch out of his way and promptly swears as it smacks him in the face on the rebound.

“Just admit we’re lost, already,” he grumbles as he ducks the branch and clambers over another thick knot of tree roots.

His general scoffs. “We’re not lost. Not as long as I have the Force to guide us.”

Rolling his eyes, Boil sticks his tongue out at the back of his general’s sweat stained robes. Kriffing jetti and their Force osik.

“I saw that,” General Kenobi mumbles before launching himself up to perch gracefully atop a towering boulder, because of course he can’t go five seconds without showing off, the insufferable nerf-herder.

Seething, Boil uncoils his makeshift grappling hook and tries to ignore the very obvious fray eating away at the rope’s tensile strength. He eyes the craggy surface of the boulder–

And yelps as he’s rocketed up into the air, his stomach dropping and heart nearly exploding out his chest. With a whoosh of cool air, his feet hit solid ground, and Boil staggers, grasping wildly as his legs turn to jelly beneath him.

A firm hand slides around his waist, hauls him in, steadies him. Boil clutches desperately at broad shoulders, and it’s only after he manages to temper his breathing that he realizes he’s in his general’s arms, practically nose-to-nose.

General Kenobi makes no attempt to move away. Because he’s a stubborn bastard, neither does Boil.

“Warn a guy, next time,” Boil says, and his voice might be a touch hoarse, but he’ll die before he admits that to anyone.

His general dips his head, only slightly mocking. “My apologies, Boil.” The gleam of mirth in his eyes fades as his gaze slides past Boil’s shoulders, fixing on the distant treetops. “This is… not right. I was sure the camp was in this direction, but…”

But there’s no sign of the milky lavender river cutting through the forest like a scar, just endless trees packed tight into the valley below, shrouded by the evening mist.

Meeting General Kenobi’s gaze levelly, Boil raises an eyebrow. “Now do you believe we’re lost?”

[twinterrors29]

Obi-Wan, looking for his Commander after a battle: Cody? Cody, where-

Cody, exhausted and facedown in the mud: I've decided that I don't want to be Cody anymore

Obi-Wan, also exhausted: oh? who are you going to be then?

Cody: I've decided to be a rock. rocks are allowed to just sit here and rest

Obi-Wan, stroking his beard: I see

Obi-Wan: *lays down on top of Cody's prone form*

Cody: hng. sir??

Obi-Wan, getting comfortable: I like your reasoning, Rock. I've decided that I will follow in your footsteps and be Moss, which is only expected to sit on top of rocks

Cody: hmmm. I'll allow it

Waxer: ...

Boil: ...we'll come back later

[omaano]

Winter fun with the 212th and adjacent headaches :3

Happy Holidays and New Years @wanderingjedihistorian I hope you'll like this❤️ (how does it feel to be the recipient of all my codywan-related drawings XD?) Jedi are horrible disasters when you put them on ice and I will not be convinced otherwise.

Thank you @starwarsfandomfests for organizing this exchange! ❤️

Close ups under the read more ->

Could I have detailed out any one of these on its own and be done with it? Most likely. Did I get overwelmed with all the cool reference pictures I had found once I decided what I will draw, and then couldn't pick? Absolutely. Will I still draw Cody and Obi-Wan the first time I'll have time for a personal project next year even though I don't want to see them ever again? You know me and can recognize patterns, of course that is what I will do XD

[starwarjotta]

Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves

[galaxyofjedi]

[fangirlforeversthings]

-I would never make it as a jedi cause the second i'm close enough to touch one of their arms there will be marriages💍🎀

[moriaarts]

Cody gets sit reps from all his former units. He will not admit it but Boil and Waxers are his favourite.

This took me so long but i loved making it so much. Are they in their 30s or their 50s that is up to you but i needed them old and in love and living their best life with Numa and with a cameo from Wooley.

[deserthusbands]

cody: the general is so..

waxer: handsome?

wooley: cute?

boil: charming?

obi-wan: intelligent?

cody: i don't know, maybe if you all let me finish—

cody: ...

waxer: general! :D

[weirdnotal]

212th memes cause we deserve better

*this may contain ocs I don't even know

Even more

You'll have to wait

Pt 2 is up

[padawansuggest]

Rex: What has you two laughing so hard?

Waxer: *wheezing*

Boil: *holds up his helmet* We tried to make a video with the General, like those ones owners do with pets where they wake them up with their favorite treat?

Fives: *comes at the sound of memes* Oh? How did it go?

Echo: What even /is/ his favorite treat? Tea?

Waxer: *shakily standing after wiping away the tears* It’s a specific blend of red that’s been banned from trade, but Senator Organa got him a few boxes of it recently.

Boil: I still think it would have worked.

Rex: Wait, you think? It didn’t work?

Boil: We tried, but Cody is guarding him, he’s wrapped /tight/ in a blanket roll and sleeping like the dead. Cody threatened my manhood if we woke him.

Waxer: *wheezing again* Instead we have footage of Cody smacking the shit outta us like an angry tooka.

Rex: lmaooo

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: We're going to go east and Anakin's group is going to go west. Then...

Anakin : ...

Obi-Wan : I can't do that anymore, Anakin! I can't keep ignoring this!

Anakin : But...

Obi-Wan: Anakin, why do you have a fucking blaster ?!

Waxer : *Shocked* Cody! The general said the "f word" in front of the shinies !

Obi-Wan : I don't care! I can't believe Anakin is so uncivilized! Blasters are so uncivilized!

212th Battalion: ...

Cody : It's not...

Anakin: It was Rex's idea! He told Ahsoka and I that having blasters in addition to our lightsabers would give us an advantage on the battlefield and that it would be safer for us. And you know what? Rex is right!

Obi-Wan : Ahsoka too??? I can't believe Rex is such a bad influence on both of you! Anakin, Rex makes you act in such an uncivilized way!

Cody : Don't involve Rex in any of this! Skywalker does very well on his own to deprave himself!

Obi-Wan : You certainly don't mean that, my dear.

Cody : Don't "my dear" me! Skywalker is the one who has a terrible influence on Rex and the 501! Skywalker is a chaos demon!

Obi-Wan : Rex is evil incarnate! That stupid blonde head corrupted my little baby Padawan!

Cody : ... You're sleeping on the floor tonight.

Boil : Guys, our parents are fighting... Again.

Anakin : ... So that means I'm allowed to keep the blaster?

[bibannana]

Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

Taglist: @staycalmandhugaclone @soliloquy-of-nemo @nekotaetae @jiabae @sexy-rex

[izzystizzys]

Half the jobs Fox is sent on are not within his jurisdiction. This certainly isn’t.

Planetary protection unit, they said. Military police. Orbital security force.

And now Fox is being pointed at Count Dooku on some backwater planet and told to fetch. How the mighty have fallen.

He’s pretty sure Kenobi, Skywalker and their units could’ve karked this all up perfectly fine on their lonesome; they don’t need three Guardsmen there to watch them do it. But the Chancellor says jump and Fox surpressed the urge to bash his head in with a durasteel chair. So it goes.

Which is when things start going terribly, terribly wrong, of course.

“Is that Spinder?!”, Skywalker exclaims, arms wheeling out in the air wildly to try and catch his balance. “The Count fucks?!”

Across the room, Cody rips his helmet off, several shades redder than a baseline human should be. “The Count fucks my brother?!”

Two lightsticks hover uselessly in the air, Skywalker’s zig-zagging in a relentless hum with his gesturing. Fox stands stock-still, in the hope that maybe he’ll spontaneously turn invisible if he does. Around them, 501st and 212th troopers gape through helmets. Behind him, Nuisance gasps for air amidst screaming laughter.

Ping, went Fox’s comm unit, in that unmistakeable lascivious jingle sound. Ping, answered Count Dooku’s within a split second. Match found close by.

For a moment, Fox considers what it would be like to run at the Count’s lightsaber at full speed.

…not like that.

“Count”, Kenobi says, with a face like he’s bitten into a rotten fruit. Not that Fox knows what fruit tastes like. “This is a highly… unexpected development.” He fwoosh-es his lightsaber shut, obviously having given up on fighting. “I’d call it a conflict of interest, but I’m not sure that applies?”

“Oh, it’s gonna be a conflict of something, for sure”, Cody hisses, fists clenched at his sides. He looks about ready to boil over, with Crys and Waxer inching closer in preparation. “What have you done to my brother, you monster?!”

“I don’t think you want to know that, Commander”, Nuisance gasps out between barks of laughter, proving why he’s eternally Fox’s least favourite. Cody’s splotchy red complexion slowly fades into ghostly white as a sheen of horror settles over the room. “Thanks for the fancy chocolate bouquet last week, Count!”

Dooku, who has been thus far staring at the floor with an empty thousand-klick stare, looks up at that. Fox has seldom seen a man that defeated outside of the mirror, he has to admit - but shudders when he remembers exactly what the chocolates were for.

Oh Force, he’s sexted Count Dooku into buying him gifts. Does that make him a Seppie spy? Traitor by proxy?

“I feel”, says the Count, gravely, still holding his long red laserknife in a white-knuckled death-grip, “that I have been taken for a fool.”

“Uh”, says Fox, nervously. All eyes snap to him. Oh Force, oh Force, oh Force. They’re going to invent a whole new kind of decommissioning for this and name it after Fox.

“Is it really scamming if you actually get what you pay for?”, asks Grids, considering. Fox slowly pulls off his helmet just for the comforting feeling of burying his head in his gloved palms. The sounds of a struggle ensue, and Kenobi makes a choked-off noise. Maybe if he’s embarrassed enough he’ll give himself an aneurysm.

“Grandmaster, why are you paying people for naked pictures of themselves on the holonet?!” Kenobi asks, despairingly. “Aren’t you a little old for that?”

“Oi, no one said I was naked!”, Fox exclaims, head whipping up.

“So naked”, Nuisance laughs, palm thumping against the floor. He might be crying.

“I’m not decrepit”, the Count blusters, and Skywalker makes a gagging noise. “I have - there are needs, and they are perfectly natural!” It takes three troopers to restrain Cody from launching himself at the Count.

[nhyhu]

a little comic i did for @pencildragons !

stuff under cut

^^^ without text, lineart, and sketches

basically obi wan left and went back to melidaan after the clone wars ended to essentially retire and cody and some of the 212th need to lay low for a while so they go and track down their former general. And they find him hands deep in dirt farming of all things, and theres this whole thing between cody and obi wan about how they fell out of the closeness they had when they were in war(theres a moon lit conversation that is in my head and not on paper I HAD IDEAS) and they miss each other, they really do, but they don't know how to function together without the war on their backs.

Now obi wan isn't only a farmer no no hes a busy boi, he also helps out at the local clinic/hospital because him having the force means it's easier to understand how people feel which means it's easier to diagnose the patients. So one day he's working and idk his neigbor or something knocks on his door, and the troopers that where living with obi wan are all like whos that, so cody goes and opens the door and it's just someone obi wan knows coming to ask him for some help, and that person is like who are you? so cody says he's a good friend of obi wan's and is visiting him, and that obi wan is at the clinic right now. The neighbor guy is like ok and goes to find obi wan.

And when the guy finds obi wan they go "obi wan i didn't know your boyfriend and his family is visiting" obi wan internally is going " boyfriend????" and obi wan goes along with it because it's a good cover for the clones. and when he gets back to his house he announces himself with "my dear im home" and he and cody bond via pretending to be a couple because it reminds them of having a mission. And with the whole fake couple thing they learn to be domestic with each other, and function together outside of a war setting.

Until the group of clones don't have to lay low anymore and they can go back to corusant. and both cody and obi wan are like, i should tell him i love him for real and they do and they live happily ever after :)

[kenobes]

The 212th as Shitposts I Have Saved on My Phone

Obi-Wan

Cody

Waxer

Boil

Crys

Wooley

Trapper

Gregor

Gearshift

Couldn't leave out my favorite battalion