#Obi wan/boil

[merlyn-bane]

Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Clone Trooper Waxer, Clone Trooper Boil/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/CT-7567 | Rex, Original Clone Trooper Medic Helix/Obi-Wan Kenobi, (Implied eventual)

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody, Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex, Original Clone Trooper Medic Helix (Star Wars)

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Kidnapped Obi-Wan Kenobi, Evil Sheev Palpatine, Creepy Sheev Palpatine, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Threats of Violence, Abuse, Dehumanization, Sith Torture, Traumatic birth, Premature Birth, Dualsex Stewjoni | Stewjoni Produce Both Ova and Sperm (Star Wars), Intersex Stewjoni (Star Wars), Sort Of, Extremely Speculative Stewjoni Anatomy, Pregnancy, Mpreg, parthenogenesis, Forced Pregnancy, Hurt Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Hug, (so do all of his partners), Hopeful Ending, no beta we die like stormtroopers

Series: Part 3 of Foelu

Summary:

Rex, meanwhile—Cody’s entirely too-smart little brother—frowns. “This is all classified for your safety, isn’t it? Because of the slave risk.”

Kenobi gives Rex a wry little smile, something passing between them, an understanding that Cody hopes to never experience for himself and hates desperately that the two closest people to him have. Skywalker is suddenly sitting up much straighter, too, eyes narrowed like a massiff on a scent. “Just so, Captain.”

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Rex sees his general flinch out of the corner of his eye, nearly imperceptibly, and he's out of his seat before he even fully processes what he saw. Skywalker nearly trips over himself trying to vacate his own but by then Rex is already almost on him. "WHO DID YOU TELL?" he barks. Fingers that barely feel like his own fist around the fabric of Skywalker's tabards and yank until they're at eye-level with each other, and Rex knows his teeth must be showing. "WHO?"

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A whumptober-themed AU of my fic Foelu, wherein Anakin shares classified information regarding Obi-Wan's biology with the Chancellor and Obi-Wan suffers the consequences.

MIND. THE. TAGS.

This is a @whumptober fill.

This is not my standard fare.

It is also an AU, and not canon to the main story.

[stationary-cycle-in-motion]

Random prompt generator game

Prompts: Obi-Wan, Boil, lost

Sighing, Boil paws a low-hanging branch out of his way and promptly swears as it smacks him in the face on the rebound.

“Just admit we’re lost, already,” he grumbles as he ducks the branch and clambers over another thick knot of tree roots.

His general scoffs. “We’re not lost. Not as long as I have the Force to guide us.”

Rolling his eyes, Boil sticks his tongue out at the back of his general’s sweat stained robes. Kriffing jetti and their Force osik.

“I saw that,” General Kenobi mumbles before launching himself up to perch gracefully atop a towering boulder, because of course he can’t go five seconds without showing off, the insufferable nerf-herder.

Seething, Boil uncoils his makeshift grappling hook and tries to ignore the very obvious fray eating away at the rope’s tensile strength. He eyes the craggy surface of the boulder–

And yelps as he’s rocketed up into the air, his stomach dropping and heart nearly exploding out his chest. With a whoosh of cool air, his feet hit solid ground, and Boil staggers, grasping wildly as his legs turn to jelly beneath him.

A firm hand slides around his waist, hauls him in, steadies him. Boil clutches desperately at broad shoulders, and it’s only after he manages to temper his breathing that he realizes he’s in his general’s arms, practically nose-to-nose.

General Kenobi makes no attempt to move away. Because he’s a stubborn bastard, neither does Boil.

“Warn a guy, next time,” Boil says, and his voice might be a touch hoarse, but he’ll die before he admits that to anyone.

His general dips his head, only slightly mocking. “My apologies, Boil.” The gleam of mirth in his eyes fades as his gaze slides past Boil’s shoulders, fixing on the distant treetops. “This is… not right. I was sure the camp was in this direction, but…”

But there’s no sign of the milky lavender river cutting through the forest like a scar, just endless trees packed tight into the valley below, shrouded by the evening mist.

Meeting General Kenobi’s gaze levelly, Boil raises an eyebrow. “Now do you believe we’re lost?”

[twinterrors29]

Obi-Wan, looking for his Commander after a battle: Cody? Cody, where-

Cody, exhausted and facedown in the mud: I've decided that I don't want to be Cody anymore

Obi-Wan, also exhausted: oh? who are you going to be then?

Cody: I've decided to be a rock. rocks are allowed to just sit here and rest

Obi-Wan, stroking his beard: I see

Obi-Wan: *lays down on top of Cody's prone form*

Cody: hng. sir??

Obi-Wan, getting comfortable: I like your reasoning, Rock. I've decided that I will follow in your footsteps and be Moss, which is only expected to sit on top of rocks

Cody: hmmm. I'll allow it

Waxer: ...

Boil: ...we'll come back later

[starwarjotta]

Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves

[galaxyofjedi]

[fangirlforeversthings]

-I would never make it as a jedi cause the second i'm close enough to touch one of their arms there will be marriages💍🎀

[moriaarts]

Cody gets sit reps from all his former units. He will not admit it but Boil and Waxers are his favourite.

This took me so long but i loved making it so much. Are they in their 30s or their 50s that is up to you but i needed them old and in love and living their best life with Numa and with a cameo from Wooley.

[deserthusbands]

cody: the general is so..

waxer: handsome?

wooley: cute?

boil: charming?

obi-wan: intelligent?

cody: i don't know, maybe if you all let me finish—

cody: ...

waxer: general! :D

[weirdnotal]

212th memes cause we deserve better

*this may contain ocs I don't even know

Even more

You'll have to wait

Pt 2 is up

[mirrorofliterature]

'obi-wan is such a poor little tragic meow meow'

me, vibrating: obi-wan dug his own grave and he KNOWS it, stop erasing obi-wan's explicit narrative role in creating darth vader. he knows he fucked up when raising anakin, he did fuck up when raising anakin, he DID fail anakin. it's a pretty explicit part of the PT and OT.

them: obi-wan never did anything wrong and anakin, the child, was simply too difficult for obi-wan, the grown ass adult. everything is anakin's fault and obi-wan suffers the most out of every star wars character

me: *throws up my hands in the air* look at what you did to the perfectly flawed complex failed mentor figure. you woobified him into a 2D cariacature, look OSP agrees with me: 'great character, not so great mentor'

[padawansuggest]

Rex: What has you two laughing so hard?

Waxer: *wheezing*

Boil: *holds up his helmet* We tried to make a video with the General, like those ones owners do with pets where they wake them up with their favorite treat?

Fives: *comes at the sound of memes* Oh? How did it go?

Echo: What even /is/ his favorite treat? Tea?

Waxer: *shakily standing after wiping away the tears* It’s a specific blend of red that’s been banned from trade, but Senator Organa got him a few boxes of it recently.

Boil: I still think it would have worked.

Rex: Wait, you think? It didn’t work?

Boil: We tried, but Cody is guarding him, he’s wrapped /tight/ in a blanket roll and sleeping like the dead. Cody threatened my manhood if we woke him.

Waxer: *wheezing again* Instead we have footage of Cody smacking the shit outta us like an angry tooka.

Rex: lmaooo

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: We're going to go east and Anakin's group is going to go west. Then...

Anakin : ...

Obi-Wan : I can't do that anymore, Anakin! I can't keep ignoring this!

Anakin : But...

Obi-Wan: Anakin, why do you have a fucking blaster ?!

Waxer : *Shocked* Cody! The general said the "f word" in front of the shinies !

Obi-Wan : I don't care! I can't believe Anakin is so uncivilized! Blasters are so uncivilized!

212th Battalion: ...

Cody : It's not...

Anakin: It was Rex's idea! He told Ahsoka and I that having blasters in addition to our lightsabers would give us an advantage on the battlefield and that it would be safer for us. And you know what? Rex is right!

Obi-Wan : Ahsoka too??? I can't believe Rex is such a bad influence on both of you! Anakin, Rex makes you act in such an uncivilized way!

Cody : Don't involve Rex in any of this! Skywalker does very well on his own to deprave himself!

Obi-Wan : You certainly don't mean that, my dear.

Cody : Don't "my dear" me! Skywalker is the one who has a terrible influence on Rex and the 501! Skywalker is a chaos demon!

Obi-Wan : Rex is evil incarnate! That stupid blonde head corrupted my little baby Padawan!

Cody : ... You're sleeping on the floor tonight.

Boil : Guys, our parents are fighting... Again.

Anakin : ... So that means I'm allowed to keep the blaster?

[bibannana]

Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

Taglist: @staycalmandhugaclone @soliloquy-of-nemo @nekotaetae @jiabae @sexy-rex

[kenobes]

The 212th as Shitposts I Have Saved on My Phone

Obi-Wan

Cody

Waxer

Boil

Crys

Wooley

Trapper

Gregor

Gearshift

Couldn't leave out my favorite battalion

[131-vr]

In number one.

[twinterrors29]

Cody, grizzled and bleary eyed: I have decided that I am Baby. Waxer, turning away from the battlefield to stare: ... Boil, turning with him: ... Obi-Wan, also sleep-deprived: shit buddy, you're so right