#Obey me hc

[the-demonus-aunt]

People think Lucifer's so sophisticated

No, this man wishes he could finally goof off like his brothers

We're talking about the demon whose first intuition it is to place cake in front his brother's face when time just stopped.

The demon who steals Simeon's phone to mess with an angel he so lovingly dubbed chihuahua.

The demon who, as an angel, was known for speaking in a way that was "rough, rude, and not at all refined".

Lucifer yearns to be silly. His sophisticated act can't fool me.

[writing-heiress]

Belphie and Satan are genuine assholes. They do not like humans, Belphie especially hates them, & can generally be dicks to strangers just because they can be. They do each have their own list of people they are automatically soft with, Mammon, Beel, Lilith, Levi, & MC being at the top on both lists. Luke’s in the middle, same with Barbatos, Asmo, Simeon, & Lucifer. Diavolo and Solomon aren’t even on either’s list.

@starry-night-rose @adrianasunderworld @queen-of-twisted @ice-cweam-sod4 @absolutepokemontrash @mangacupcake @yumeko2sevilla @yukii0nna @tragedytells-tales @kousaka-ayumu @boopshoops

[zephyrchama]

Mammon only being good at math when it pertains to money is always funny.

You can ask, "Hey, Mammon, how many days until you start that new job?"

He won't even give it a single thought as he shrugs his shoulders. "Heck if I know. Go look at the calendar."

You look at the calendar. It's in five days.

But if you're shopping together?

(Assuming grimm works like yen and 100 = ~$1 usd?)

"These keychains are so cool." You marvel at the little crafts and turn one over in your hand a few times. "I want to get matching sets for you and your brothers. Though, didn't you say they're raising the sales tax? I don't know if I have enough money."

Within seconds Mammon responds, "they're 325 grimm apiece, yeah? Including one for you, the cost for all eight of us's gonna be just under 2775 grimm." He doesn't count on his fingers or spend time mulling it over. He just spits out accurate calculations like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Headcanons of Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, and Simeon with shy MC kissing him on the cheek?

Obey me + S/O giving them a kiss on the cheek

Diavolo

Oh he just loves cheek kisses

Not that he doesn’t love regular kisses, but cheek kisses are his favorite

You can really get him to do anything for a cheek kiss or pat on the head from MC

Barbatos

He appreciates that a shy person like MC has a hard time expressing things. So cheek kisses are very intimate for them.

Never expects it, but always appreciates it.

Also thinks they are very intimate as they are a fleeting touch of promises, rather than a passionate kiss.

Solomon

He’ll take just about anything MC will give him, but finds cheek kisses….childish?

Really? That’s the best you can do?

He supposes they are appropriate when one is rushing out the door. Or about to go to sleep for the night. Or in a big crowd in public. But he’d rather have a real, full kiss please & thank you.

Simeon

Finds them very sweet.

Simeon is a soft boy too. A bit bolder than MC, but subtle about it.

He would like more out of their kisses, but cheek kisses are fine too. He’ll be here when they are ready for more.

[spark-river]

Brotherly Comfort

Headcanon:

The younger brothers sometimes go to their older siblings for comfort.

Leviathan is the chosen brother whenever someone struggles with overstimulation or generally being overwhelmed. The lights in his room can be dimmed and he'll even have some free spaces for others to rest in if they need a break from sensory input. One of those such places is even on the floor in case the feeling of fabric is simply too much.

For other problems or smaller sensory issues he may offer to watch a comfort anime with whichever brother of his needs it. He may not feel as at home in the older brother role but he still cares about his family. Wanting for them to feel safe and well, even if he's envious of something of theirs or they had a fight not too long ago.

Despite the brothers tendency to ridicule Mammon, they (especially the younger ones) go to him for emotional needs. While Belphie and Beel may get their affection mostly from each other. Mammon is still the safest bet to go to to cuddle or simply spend time with. Even if he'll act offended, if he thinks it's needed to cheer someone up, he'll gladly be the butt of the joke.

With other emotional needs such as peptalks or break ups he will also gladly provide. Especially since he will keep anything his brothers tell him secret. They don't want anyone else to know they even were in love with someone in the first place? Say no more, he won't let them know. His baby brothers might be grown up but he knows how vulnerable they are in such moments. He won't break their trust when it counts.

Lucifer is the go to if you feel unsafe. He'll be the moodiest but won't send any of his brothers away when they need him. He'll take them under his wings both metaphorically and literally. If they had a nightmare and feel unsafe he'll wrap them up in his wings. Making sure his brothers remember that they're no longer in the Celestial Realm but in the Devildome and that their brother will protect them at all cost.

But he's also a good choice if someone gets threatened. Depending on how serious the threat is and whether or not his brothers ask him for help, he'll make whoever dares to even think of hurting his brothers experience pain beyond imagination.

[daytaker]

Imagine if demons don’t get scars. Their skin just heals itself eventually. And imagine how confused they are if you have a scar. Or if Solomon has scars. Like. What the fuck is this? It’s like they’ve lived their life with a dry erase marker and a white board and someone walks up with their own white board and a sharpie. Why…? How…? What the fuck, why doesn’t it wipe off?

[mammonscheeks]

obey me brothers reacting to a malnourished mc

⤑ a/n: I feel like this is the most canon writing I’ve ever done yet... enjoy! 

⤑ warnings: none 

obey me masterlist | requesting rules 

DEMON BROTHERS REACTING TO A MALNOURISHED MC 

“Hey, MC! You’re lucky because you get to go out with The Great Mammon tonight! We’ll hit the casino n’ leave with our pockets stuffed, and then we can go clubbing! What d’ya say?” 

��...”

“MC?” 

Mammon put his warm hands on your shoulders and shook gently, not used to your lack of response. He furrowed his eyebrows as he caught sight of the dark bags under your dull eyes. 

“Yeesh, MC! Did ya get into a fight or something?” Mammon joked, trying his best to hide the fact that he was worried about his human. 

“Huh?” you blinked as you realized you had just been zoning out. “I, uh.... Shit! I forgot my potions textbook in my room, I’ll see you all later!” 

“Language,” Lucifer sternly reminded you as you haphazardly scurried out of the classroom, your mind "lagging” as Leviathan would put it. The demon brothers watched you leave, shooting odd looks at each other. 

“I don’t think MC’s been getting enough sleep,” Belphie yawned.

“As much as I hate to agree with Belphegor, he’s right. They seem quite fatigued.” Lucifer said, staring intently at his brothers. “Leviathan, did you force MC to play video games with you all night again?”

“Don’t accuse me first,” Leviathan grumbled. “But no, I was catching up on some anime alone last night.”

“Maybe MC needs to eat some more,” Beelzebub said, snacking on some chips despite the ‘no food’ sign in the front of the classroom. “Oh, I have an idea! Let’s get Luke and Simeon to cook a celestial feast.” 

“You obviously only want that for your own self interest,” Satan rolled his eyes. “I’ve read a book on this. Maybe MC’s malnourished? Humans are fragile, of course. Additionally, the Devildom provides little natural light from the sun like in the human world.” 

“I know just the cure!” Asmodeus gasped, pulling up Akuzon on his D.D.D. “Aaand it’s ordered!” 

“You better not have used my Akuzon account for whatever beauty product you bought,” Leviathan raised an eyebrow. 

“Oh hush, Levi. Trust me, this will fix MC up right away!” 

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

The package arrived by the end of the school day, thanks to Levi’s Akuzon Prime subscription. 

Mammon held up a colorful piece of gelatin in his hand, inspecting it thoroughly. 

“So this... Vitamin gummy... Is gonna help MC? This tiny little colorful thing? Seriously?” He grunted. 

“Wow... Humans are weaker than I imagined,” Satan frowned, squishing one in his hand. “They have to eat these to stay alive?”

“Beel, don’t you dare think about eating MC’s gummies,” Belphegor scolded his twin. 

“And don’t forget, I also got MC a sunlight lamp!” Asmodeus’ eyes glittered. “Apparently, these provide light therapy by tricking the human body into thinking they’re receiving natural light!” 

“It seems that humans have weak minds then,” Lucifer sighed. “Either that, or we’ve been fooled.” 

You walked into the HOL, stifling a yawn. Your entire body felt heavy from fatigue. It seemed like you had taken the human world’s abundance of sunlight and Vitamin D for granted. Solomon had helped you by casting a energy spell for the first few months you had lived here, but even that was starting to wear off.

“MC!” Mammon basically tripped over his brothers to rush to you. “Take one before you die!” 

Startled, you looked up just in time to see Mammon basically shoving a gummy in your mouth, before you were immediately blinded by Asmodeus holding a warm light in your face. 

You covered your face and squinted your eyes, seeing the eager and expecting eyes of the demon brothers. 

“Guys, what are you doing?” You questioned. This was pretty unexpected, but you were used to the brothers pranks and shenanigans. 

“We just wanted to help! We heard you were malnutritioned because it’s always dark in the Devildom!” Mammon said. 

“So we bought a sun lamp and some vitamin gummies for you,” Belphegor yawned. 

“Aw, guys... Thank you!” You smiled happily. Even though you hadn’t told the brothers explicitly what was wrong, thinking you could take care of it yourself, they had of course, noticed. Your heart swelled with appreciation, until you noticed that the brothers were still staring at you expectantly, like you were about to turn into some mutant creature. 

“Uhh.. You guys do know that it’ll take a few days for my body to recover, right?” You shrugged. 

“Oh..” Satan sighed, as the brothers looked disappointed. “I thought the effects would have been immediate.” 

“Laaame,” Leviathan said. “A power-up type feature would have been way cooler! Like, imagine if MC ate that thing and grew 10 feet in size to defeat the final boss!” 

“That’s fine, MC. Just focus on resting. I’ve excused you from classes for the rest of the week,” Lucifer said. “This is an quality of humans we should have researched more during the planning stage of the exchange program. Diavolo also sends his apologies.” 

"Thank you Lucifer, but it’s no big deal,” you smiled. “Well, I’m going to go take a nap now.” 

"I’ll come with,” Belphegor yawned. 

“Oh no you don’t!” Mammon yelled, running after the two. “I’m the only one allowed in MC’s bed!” 

“Hey, don’t forget about me! I’m bringing the lamp!” Asmo cried, waving it in the air. 

“You know, I also read that cuddling with a partner can help fatigue,” Satan blushed, following behind. 

“I’ll bring some snacks for us,” Beelzebub called after. 

“I’ll bring my TSL movies so we can have some background sound!” Leviathan ran after. “Don’t you dare start without me!” 

Lucifer sighed, looking after his brothers scrambling to get to MC. From having spells backfire on you, battling unique health concerns, and getting preyed on by lower-ranking demons, your acclimation to the Devildom had faced many obstacles. However, Lucifer knew that he and his brothers would do anything to ensure you had a support system. 

As you fell asleep with the weight and warmth of your favorite people around you, you couldn’t help but feel loved and cared for. 

[obeymefictionwriting]

Texts Brothers & Dateables Send You [Part 7]

Lucifer: That was the last time you saw me in the maid costume. No more exceptions.

Mammon: If Diavolo asks, I have NO idea where dat old vase is, ‘kay?

Leviathan: Should I grow a beard maybe? TALK TO ME MC I’M BORED 💀

Satan: Of course I’ll take you to that bookshop, sweet girl. I swear you are cuter than a cat.

Asmodeus: Helloooo spa day today! P.S. don’t take your swimsuit, it’s the one with “100% naked” policy 🥰

Beelzebub: Can I take you out tonight? Our team won a match and I want to celebrate with you.

Belphegor: Come back. Now. I don’t mind you drooling on me and I promise I won’t laugh again 😈

Solomon: Yes, I know magic tricks. Ask nicely and I’ll show you 😏

Diavolo: Do trees get sad when the leaves fall off??

Barbatos: MC, sorry for the question but it bothers me a bit. I overhear you referring to me as a “snack”. Do humans really feast on demons or am I misinterpreting something?

Simeon: I feel like going out and looking for inspiration in the wild. Care for a picnic?

Luke: MC, i tried singing to a plant today! I’ll let you know when it blooms!

[fanficsat12am]

how the brothers react to you listening after they were interrupted I Lucifer & Mammon

📜 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃!! 📜 Buy me a coffee? Leviathan, Satan & Asmodeus

Lucifer

He was a demon whose presence alone can catch a whole room’s attention. You can easily spot it from how he displayed himself—an epitome of perfection.

But alas, it wasn't always as easy to be heard when it came to his brothers. It seemed as if the only time they'd actually do so was when it felt like the whole Devildom could hear his booming voice. But who can blame them, there are 7 of them living under one roof after all. 

It was dinner time and he was in the middle of talking about an encounter with a rowdy demon when was interrupted by one of his siblings. This then prompted another response from one of them to another, and another until it was all just a cacophony of unintelligible talking. Each time he'd try to continue, his efforts proved to be futile, being once again interrupted. He eventually ceased trying altogether and opted to just listen, knowing full well he'd never get to finish. At least that’s what he thought. 

He looked across from him to meet your eyes. They weren't bolting about trying to keep up with the conversation of the others, they were set on him and only him. "Don't stop now! What'd you do?" you asked.

It felt nice, to say the least. He could not deny the warmth that had spread in his chest, knowing his once-shot pride was slowly being mended back together. Although he’s not surprised, considering how you’d happily lend an ear to listen whenever he’d talk about his exhausting days—this instance being no different.

As per our request, he continued on, the incomprehensible chatter fading into the background. The two of you would be in your own little bubble, with Lucifer telling tales as back as hundreds of years ago. Not too long after, his brothers were fascinated as well, enjoying the sense of nostalgia his tales brought. It all eventually ends with only the two of you still at the table—you being left in awe and Lucifer feeling a sense of being appreciated as well as appreciating you.

“I hope you found my stories enjoyable, My Love. If you wish to hear more, I'd be happy to humor you”

“I don't know how you'll be able to beat that one time when you and Mammon switched bodies for a while”

He clamps a hand over your mouth before you can add further salt to that memory of his.

“Shshshshsh. Some stories should never meet the light of day again”

Mammon

It’s not uncommon for the second born to be drowned out by his brothers. He typically just sulks and adds to the conversation by providing sounds of protest and agreement, but he never gets to fully share with the group.

Despite this, it gives him comfort that there’s at least one person who he knows would hear him even in a place as loud as the HoL. 

In the midst of the chaos, he felt a light tap on his hand. Looking up, he found you staring at him with curious eyes. "What happened next?" you asked, accompanied by a tilt of your head. If he was being completely honest, he was just trying to show off to his brothers— not really expecting someone to actually care which caught him off guard. Now that he did catch someone’s attention, he of course had to sprinkle in some exaggeration, no? He's not called The Great Mammon for Nothing.

He enjoys the feeling of having a spotlight on him. Your spotlight to be specific. He liked hogging your attention like the greedy little gremlin he is, and he’s not afraid to admit it. He’d start to ramble and would have a mix-match of different topics, jumping from one to another totally unrelated story. 

In the chance that you were sharing something at the table and get interrupted by one of his brothers, he doesn’t hesitate to immediately cut them off, no matter what you were about to say. He didn't even realize he did it—the action merely feeling like a knee jerk reaction to him.

"Oi oi oi! Shut yer traps for a minute will ya. MC was in the middle of something”

“...I need to go to the bathroom?”

“Tell us more" He said, the ends of his hands meeting as if in a prayer pose.

[married-to-google-translater]

Can I get headcanons for Lucifer reacting to the reader getting really mad at him and instead of talking about her feelings, she teaches Diavolo slang to get back at him. I just want headcanons of Lucifer suffering as Diavolo says "pog".

Lucifer

You and Lucifer were arguing about something really stupid.

About something that didn't even matter.

But you were stressed about studying.

And Lucifer was stressed about the paperwork.

So now you're taking stress out on each other.

And you were indeed losing the argument.

Because Lucifer is Lucifer…

And arguing with him is not a good idea.

Unless you have a death wish.

So you decided to go and lick your wounds.

When you were on your way to your room, you ran into Diavolo by chance.

And you stayed to chat with him for a while.

It calmed you down.

Diavolo had the ability to make you smile.

Diavolo wanted to make you feel better.

So he asked you to teach him human slang.

And why refuse ;)

Diavolo would be a quick learner indeed.

Lucifer wouldn't understand what he said the next time they had to talk.

He should ask Satan for help.

Because you sit in the middle of a circle of salt and refuse to talk to him XD

[katboykirby]

Obey Me! HC that I don't think I've talked about before (?)

You know how the brothers have two different "forms" or "modes" that they can freely shift between? Their normal form (that we see them in most often) and their "demon form/true form" with all the bells and whistles, like horns and wings and tails and everything?

I like to think that Cerberus has a similar thing going on.

Mostly, I disliked the idea that Cerberus could be confined to the Underground Tomb at all times. I know that it's never explicitly stated in canon to be the case (and some Daily Chats have talked about taking Cerberus out for walks or giving him baths) but it is at least implied that he generally lives down there.

So I have a HC that Cerberus also has a "normal" form and a "demonic" form that he can switch between at will, and that he spends most of his time in his normal form puttering about the House of Lamentation like a regular old dog.

His normal form is still distinct from that of a human world dog. Like if you look at him it's still immediately obvious that he is a Hellhound, but he's significantly more manageable than he is whenever he's in his "true form"

Firstly, he only has one head. The other two heads manifest physically when Cerberus shifts into his true form, similar to how a demon's horns and wings/tail only appear once they're in their demon form. This alone immediately makes Cerberus much easier to care for.

He's still really big. Like he's at least the size of an adult Mastiff or Great Dane. He also still has plenty of demonic qualities, like red eyes and a forked tail, etc, and he resembles a wolf in appearance more than he does a domestic dog. But overall he's much easier for the Demon Brothers to handle, and he can actually live in the HoL normally like any regular dog would.

And then when it's action time, or whenever there's danger/an immediate threat, Cerberus shifts into his "true form" just like the Demon Brothers do. And that's when he becomes the great, monstrous, three-headed hound that we're all familiar with.

Idk, this is just a little HC that I've had for a while now and I realised that I'd never really posted about it. It's something I came up with on the fly while writing one of my OM fics, because I wanted to use Cerberus in a handful of scenes but I couldn't reasonably write him into the story without writing around his massive size and terrifying presence (since the scenes didn't call for it) and it's a HC that's stuck with me ever since, lol

[l3viat8an]

Stupid headcanon-

Whenever the brothers have been super annoying or just aren’t listening to MC (which is all the damn time lmao) MC, without saying a word. Walks off and goes back to their room before heading to the common room with a small humidifier and a bottle of holy water.

They still don’t say a word just humming softly with a smile on their face and the brothers have until MC is done setting up the humidifier to apologize before MC turns it on :)

[squicksquak]

Christmas w/ Lucifer✧˖ °;

before/after getting married edition!

a/n: I love christmasc hcs but my mc and my pookie are married in my head so this is for us delulu girlies who've gone insane to that point /j

ps: Most of my hcs are GN but this was written with a fem MC in mind, srry :[

Short fluffy hcs 🤷‍♀️

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Before your relationship got super serious, for holidays, you'd just do some festive stuff with him and the brothers in the Devildom, before going home to spend the actual holidays with your human friends and family.

You mostly just baked cookies, since the brothers didn't celebrate (for obvious reasons) and had snowball fights (with some help from a few weather spells).

Even after Lucifer met your family, he still spent those few days in the Devildom, keeping an eye on his brothers, as they always seemed to cause more chaos when he was on trips with you in the human world.

But he slowly started decorating the HOL too. It makes you happy, and it looks nice so why not.

Plus, it gives him the opportunity to be devious and mess with his brothers.

Makes them decorate the stairs/roof while he chills out with you and helps with the tree.

After you got married though, and after a lot of insistence and convincing on your part (with minimal guilt-tripping and/or bribery on your part), he started accompanying you to holiday gatherings.

He isn't particularly festive, but he participates in family dinners or stupid themed parties your friends throw.

Sometimes he'll even relent and put on a Santa hat or ugly christmas sweater.

OR if you ask him really nicely (and relentlessly) he'll dress up as Santa, but slim chances.

Refuses to leave family dinners without helping with the clean-up.

REALLY good at wrapping gifts, always super clean.

Spends more time gathering gossip about you from your family than anything. He says he's gathering ammunition against you, but it's just fun to hear stories and mildly tease you about them when you're alone later.

Gives you bigger/better gifts every year, it's actually becoming a problem, he's running out of stuff lmao.

Makes it a point to clear a day just for you two where (hopefully) no one will bother you and you can drink tea/hot chocolate by the fireplace, play some chess, go ice-skating and do cheesy couple stuff you'd see on pinterest.

[zephyrchama]

It's impossible to turn Beelzebub into an idiot sandwich. His reflexes are too fast. He'll eat both slices before they make skin contact with his face, even when he's asleep.

Belphegor? He's an easy target. You can turn him into an idiot sandwich any day. He stares boredly into your eyes as you snicker over your weird human joke and wedge his face in between two fresh pieces of bread. Sometimes, you can squish the bread and it will stay stuck to Belphegor's cheek even after you let go.

But not Beelzebub. He's just built different. The type of bread doesn't matter, nor does the presence of any other fillings. He will always catch you in the act. He's too skilled.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request the (un) dateables' reaction to their s/o wearing lingerie in bed?

*I assuming you mean the "extra" dateables now, since they are all technically dateable now lol*

Solomon

Well, well, well….aren’t they a sneaky little minx?

Solomon is bonded to Asmo for a reason, and it’s not just his charm.

He likes that they are wearing something so sexy, although he would prefer something more classic than the full on skin show Asmo might like. Though honestly whatever MC is wearing is sexy to him.

Diavolo

Oh dear…we think you’ve opened a can of worms on this one.

Diavolo is very excited about finding you in his bed (#1) and now you’re in his bed wearing that. He certainly hopes you didn’t have plans for tomorrow….

Will buy MC all the lingerie the desire, or ones he finds flattering. His wish would be that they walk around his palace in nothing but this from now one; but he knows that’s not very practical.

Barbatos

Taken by surprise, which is rare for him, but with MC he suppose you have to be prepared for anything.

Appreciates the effort they have put into the evening as he is usually the one putting in effort for others.

Would admire them like a piece of art before coming to be. Saying a lot of sweet words and flattery, all 100% true, before claiming his prize.

Simeon

A little shy about it, but excited none the less.

He didn’t think that MC would be so bold. However, he more than appreciates the effort, and their choice of style; if it was really meant for them.

Very complimentary and extremely careful when taking it off (if it gets to that, no pressure). He doesn’t want to destroy their hard work or fancy clothing.

Raphael

Honestly, he really doesn’t notice.

Raphael is almost entirely oblivious to things like what people are wearing.

He just knows MC is there beside him which is all that matters.

They could be wearing a full bunny mascot suit or be completely naked in bed, and it would get about the same reaction.

[spark-river]

Belphegor knows

Headcanon:

Belphegor is aware of a lot of his brothers' specific traumas. He tends to watch their dreams and even dissipates their nightmares, which give him a good idea of what happened and what they fear.

Of course he's not an all knowing genius. Dreams can be as much past memories as they're fears so he does take them with more than a grain of salt. (=Questions whether they're a real event that happened or something his brothers' minds might have created to deal with their trauma.)

When a nightmare correlates with his own traumas and fears he'll mostly just chuck a happy dream at them and leave to sulk, Beel is the only exception to this rule. (An example of this would be anything regarding Lilith's death.)

(When Lucifer dreamed about saving Lilith or not being able to save Lilith Belphegor never realized that Lucifer actually had saved her after the fall.)

Belphegor is aware of how much Mammon is scared of the witches. While he will tease him about it, when the intensity and frequency of dreams about them is increasing, he's the first one to alarm Lucifer.

He phrases it as if he can't be bothered to help but in reality he's just concerned, especially after what happened with Maddy. He's always on edge knowing his brother could get into so much worse trouble just by associating with witches. Even to him his 'scumbag of a brother' doesn't deserve all that.