#OW OW OW OW OW

[tooshnado]

lucifer’s still wearing his wedding ring. after at least seven years. what happened between them?

[natp20]

[cosmicskittlez]

God dude could you imagine being Starlo

You're running a small town because you love cowboys, and it's going great because you're the sheriff. And it's not only because you love cowboys, you also wanna cheer up your childhood best friend who's still pretty upset after her husband and daughter passed. And you also did it to help bring people to your family's farm so they don't go out of business, even if you don't talk to them often anymore. The cowboys are still a big part of it though

Then, get this, a human child comes down who's an authentic genuine cowboy! You go nuts, immediately bringing them into town to show them off and then training them under your wing seeing deputy potential in them. Sure you've been dragging your friends through the mud a little but you're sure they understand! Then when you finally crown them deputy you almost forget their badge, so when you go off to get it made you're shocked to find your own friends trying to attack them. They tell you that you've been being a jerk, which was true, but you weren't accepting it at the time and started being even more of a jerk. Then you run away from your problems and the little human child finds you, and you fight them.

You tie them up and shoot at them, and yet they still surrender. Your hand shakes as you almost shoot them before Ceroba comes back to rightfully tell you off. You admit you were being a jerk and think that'll be all, but then she drops a bombshell of news on you. Her daughter is alive, which is great! And to find her she wants to bring along the child, who admittedly was quite tough for their age and would be able to help her out quite a bit. So you wish them luck and let them go and go back to your friends to apologise. Luckily they let you right back in with open arms, and you share the news with them about Kanako, and they're thrilled! You all think up of a plan to spruce up Cerobas old home to to throw a welcome back party.

As you're cleaning though, you find a room. Hidden under the dining room. In it there's tapes, tapes of her husband telling her a plan to save the entire underground, at the cost of two souls. A boss monster, and a human. And you learn your friend's child is a boss monster, like her father. And you remember who Ceroba took with her, a human. And you realize you need to do something before it's too late. You rush to write a letter to the poor child and storm out of town with Ed in case it doesn't get there in time. You find them both just before they're about to go to the lab, you question her but all she can do is run. You chase after her and tell Ed to bring the kid home to safety, your heart still in disbelief at your friend. You never could've expected this

You chase her all throughout the core and all throughout New Home, trailing her with every step as she tries to run. Finally you both end up at a cherry blossom tree and you beg her to help you understand why she has to do this. You know her, she's kind and caring and motherly, so how could she hurt not only her own child but another? But before you can get an answer, a certain bluebird you jailed in poor judgement shows up with Clover right behind them. The rest of what happened was only a blur, Martlet tries to leave with Clover but she's struck down by Ceroba, and when you try to stop her she strikes you down all the same, and your head hits against the stone as your vision goes black.

You come to only a bit later, Ceroba and Clover now worse for wear but no longer fighting. You find out Clover even won, and pride rushes to you before you look at Ceroba. She looks so tattered and broken. You go to hug your friend and promise that no matter what, you're here for her, and you're going to help her move on despite everything. But then it was time for Clover to go to Asgore. You and Martlet try to convince them they they can't go, that they shouldn't go, that Clover can stay with one of them while you wait for another human. But as the arguing between everyone grows and grows, Clover's soul comes out of their body, a yellow light filling the air.

All they say is that it's time. You try again to convince them down from this metaphorical ledge but they persist, they want to give up their soul themselves. They want to help monsters in whatever way they can. You get one last moment with them before everything. You try to say everything but only so few words escape. Then they reach up to you and hand you their gun, the same gun you bought them. You kneel down and accept it with a heavy heart, trying not to let your tears show. Eventually you and Martlet walk out. A minute passes, and Ceroba walks out with a canister, holding a glowing yellow soul.

You take a breath as you make the trek to the king's castle. This can't be right. This can't be just. How could someone so kind and so brave be so ready to give their life for monsters that killed their own kind? And why did it have to be this way? You and your friends give up the soul to the king, holding back tears as you let your friends soul go one last time, and possibly never to see again. Martlet goes her own way, and you and Ceroba make your way back to the Wild East. You wait to tell the posse, it's already pretty late and you figure they've had enough pain for one day.

You sit down at the empty bar with your head low. Dina can tell somethings not right, but she knows better to dig. She serves you up a shot without you having to ask. You chug it down fast in hopes it'll wash away the day you've had. But your thoughts drift. Clover was just a child, scared and pained and hopeful all the same. They didn't deserve this. You can't even think what could cause anyone to deserve this. As you look down again, you trace a finger around the rim of the tiny shot glass. Their hand couldn't have fit around it if they tried. Your head drops as a tear falls into the empty glass.

They were just a child.

[hunnieknight]

Toothache :(

[bbpuckdrop]

[pansyfemme]

do you know what its like to be having a chronic pain episode so bad it brings you to tears but the pain is concentrated in your fucking pinky finger

[grechsblog]

THEYRE GOING FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!

[cirlgum-the-bold]

Having a rough flare up rn, can someone like gently hold me and pet my hair and tell me it's gonna be okay? 🥺

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

HEY WHUMPERS

I HAVE CRAMPS AND WOULD LIKE TO DIE

THIS IS A THREAT

MAKE YOUR FEMALE WHUMPEES DEAL WITH CRAMPS OR ELSE

[mattmurdockshusband]

brb kms-ing over the ways both of them interpreted “nothing lasts forever”

aziraphale so clearly (to me) meant it as “earth won’t last forever, humans won’t last forever, our earthly goods and life can’t last forever. if you come with me, we can start a new life together. -this- won’t last forever but it /can/ if you Join Me.”

crowley, instead, took it as “the bookshop won’t last, the life we built for ourselves won’t last. the dream you have for us is unrealistic and you know it. -we- wont last. point blank period. we can’t entertain this anymore.”

and i’m Struggling

[eggsistential-basket]

If I had a nickel for every time I went roller blading and it ripped off a perfectly circular patch of skin on the inside of my right ankle, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[shoku-and-awe]

- Morning walkies very sleepy

- On a slope, right flip flop catches in left leg hem (flowy Thai fisherman pants I slept in, whyyy)

- Stumble hard, prepare to absolutely eat shit on the asphalt, phone hand first

- Ancient instinct activated: Perfectly executed tuck and roll!

- Pop up unscathed (scaredy-cat dog not even slightly worried, what?)

- Two hours later, body remembers that it’s 35 years old

- Yuh-oh

[kidrat]

the thing is. and before I say anything KNOW that I think mary winchester has done nothing wrong in her life apart from fucking ketch and even that, I think, falls within the couple unadvisable hookups you have to assume your friend will have in that kind of headspace. and roll with it. the thing is from Dean's point of view, he stole for Sam and lied for Sam and got arrested for Sam and maybe did sex work to feed Sam and almost definitely starved so he could eat and was John Winchester's hot bath for Sam and slept with a gun for Sam and this is all decades before the pre-meditated murder of Benny, his friend and maybe lover, which he does without joy but with a sense of inevitability, for sam, by that point. and the thing is how the fuck is he supposed to feel after all that when Mary tells him she is a person and cannot just be a mother. like Dean was.

[cboffshore]

Ask game: opinions on nya in Skybound?

she should have sat real still and completely silent the whole time and done fuck all. actually screw that she should have died two minutes in to display her feminine weakness and then we could have gotten MILES of Jay angst fic from people writing about him pining for her without caring if she'd rather be dead or not. like it's a JAY SEASON!!! says so RIGHT on the toy box!!! what are y'all doing trying to analyze her........

[twospiritstooprideful]

c'mon man you're not crying because of this, are you