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blbambeyond-nonblblog-hyd-mg-bof · 1 year ago

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METEOR GARDEN (2018 CHINESE ADAPTATION)

After Hauze Lei and Shancai begin "dating" Si (DYLAN WANG) decides he needs to leave China in favor of London where his mother lives. But before he boards the plan Hauze Lei confesses nothing happened with Shancai.

Daoming Si still boards the plane with his older sister Daoming Zhaung (DEE HSU)

But Si decides he wants off the plane and begins yelling (sort of) and as Zhaung attempts to quiet him down he continues his I WANT OFF THIS PLANE antics so Zhaung subdues him with one chop.

And he's OUT

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#POST: 2018 CHINESE ADAPTATION #METEOR GARDEN #BASED ON HANA YORI DANGO #BOYS OVER FLOWERS ADAPTATION #DYLAN WANG #DEE HSU #DEE'S SISTER PLAYED SHANCAI IN TAIWANESE ADAPTATION #LEADER OF F4 #OLDER SISTER #OUT WITH ONE CHOP #ZHAUNG SUBDUES HER BROTHER #LEI TELLS SI THE TRUTH

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mildmayfoxe · 5 months ago

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ARTISTS! UPLIFT EACH OTHER! ☞ shop / patreon ☜

#ok turns out i didn't do much to it except delete the extraneous hands and move some things around a tiny bit #i just ordered some stickers but idk how well they'll do. we'll see #art tag #i pushed the outer edges out a little too it was kind of tight before. i shouldve chopped off some of the bottom but whatev #THIS one you are all encouraged to reblog. because it's finished

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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Unsolved Mysteries.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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tippenfunkaport · 2 months ago

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Happy Birthday, Bow!

Catra and Adora surprised him with a pooka plushie so he wouldn't be tempted to go to Beast Island and hug a real one.

(for @glimbowweek prompt Surprise!)

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bonetrousledbones · 11 months ago

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yeah ok i'll jump on that trend

#trousled arts #undertale #papyrus #silver the hedgehog #14 y/o hedgehog that tries very hard to kill someone based on a rumor & skeleton that will be so so nice to u after u chop his head off #one will hit you with an entire meteor and one will knock you unconscious and put you in a shed #i think they could hang out #this was gonna be part of that doodle dump i mentioned the other day but it was taking too long so here it is while it's still relevant lma #ive been on a big sketch-as-lineart kick lately if u cant tell

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reineydraws · 6 months ago

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i have this fic series i'm still working on where mihawk sort of becomes rayleigh's kid and spends ages 11-17ish on the oro jackson.

shanks and buggy imprint on him (bugs considers him a sort of older brother figure/sparring inspiration and shanks has a crush that eventually turns into full-blown love) and this is how i imagine they're like on the day mihawk sets off on his own haha.

#fic recs #dracule mihawk #akataka #mishanks #buggy #buggy the clown #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #clearly my workaround to 'i should be working on my deadlines instead of doodling mishanks' is to finger-draw on my phone instead #on the plus side i'll never be tempted to go and fully render what was supposed to be a sketch #on the minus side i'm wondering if drawing with my finger takes up the same amount of time anyways.........#smh #anyways in this au i have this part planned where after shankd and buggy get into a fight over the chop chop #shanks comes crying to mihawk all devastated and annoyed and mihawk who is 16 and absolutely doesnt want to deal with a crying 12 year old #decides to fix things himself by showing buggy the pros of his devil fruit via forceful and incredibly harrowing sparring session LOL.#makes him see right away how much of a boon it is to never be able to get cut by a blade. it turns into an actually fun sesh #'cuz mihawk starts enjoying the challenge and the creativity and control and buggy starts wielding his knives in flying hands.#ends with mihawk berating him on how he treats his brother and how mihawk never wants to have to deal with shanks like that again #and also lowkey encouraging buggy by saying he's a resourceful kid and he's got people if he cant do things himself.#at this point in time shanks kind of wants mihawk to be his knight in shining armour so he's happy to hear what mihawk did #but mihawk is Fully Over bunking with two 12 year olds. ray please can he just set out on his own now. he's done it before. come on.#he is not a babysitter!!!!!!#tho these fics will focus mostly on hawk & ray jsyk #i digress

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trash-baggins · 5 months ago

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If he is not in a fight, Zoro does NOT know left from right.

It’s a truth in my heart, lol.

(He’s so confused he didn’t even rise to Sanji’s taunt)

#I still use the finger L method way too much #I love all of the Straw Hats so much #but Zoro especially #one piece #my art #fanart #comic #nami #I’m sorry it’s cropped shitty I’m trying to make my shitpost comics more legible #nami is their navigator mom #mentally and physically navigating #sometimes I forget that Zoro has scars on his ankles #from when his most LOGICAL SOLUTION to get out of a situation was “oh I’ll just CHOP OFF MY ANKLES #zoro #sanji

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indelicateink · 6 months ago

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as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

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stranger-awakening · 8 months ago

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One Piece Episode 102 / Episode 377

"I might not have the same bounty on my head as Luffy at the moment, but I swear to you that I'm destined to become the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. Surely that must be worth something."

#one piece #zolu #i've been thinking a lot about how zoro's dream and luffy's are intertwined in his head and have been for a long time #like he's going to be the world's greatest swordsman For the king of the pirates and those two things will happen relatively simultaneously #and how he absolutely thought he was going to die in thriller bark for realsies but he'd rather that than the alternative #he'd rather give up his own dream Permanently if it meant luffy didn't have to lose his #that alabasta conversation lives in my head rent free btw that was so gay of him #anyways please ignore where you can see that i painfully tried to spot heal all the netflix stuff out of the screenshots lmao #i had to chop up the thriller bark conversation a little to make it fit in my four panel format obviously its longer than this #oh and quotes taken from the dub specifically which i know varies just slightly from the manga and probably the sub too #a:one piece #ship:zoro x luffy #mine

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beif0ngs · 2 years ago

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What will happen if you take damage that has nowhere to go...?

#One Piece #opgraphics #Killer #Basil Hawkins #Eustass Kid #*mine #HOT DAMN DAT ANIMATION 🔥🔥🔥#was honestly not expecting them to go this hard with the animation for this fight sequence #like the way they animated them sliding in and out of frame was mad f*cking cool #so i guess Beckman ultimately did Kid a favor by chopping his arm off first huh #and good on Killer for figuring out that loophole

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temeyes · 1 year ago

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secret polaroid (continuation of these two!!)

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monarchisms · 9 months ago

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for the theater mode enjoyers: unfortunately, the entire series was taken down from rooster teeth’s website around a week ago:

as explained by chelsea, all of the episodes had to be taken down because rt lost the rights to the films that were used in the show. on the bright side, excluding the aux episodes, every other episode has been backed up to the internet archive. it’s separated by group: achievement hunter, funhaus, and cow chop.

#achievement hunter #funhaus #cow chop #theater mode #the aux episodes are still on spotify and apple music and all that #but it’s not a guarantee they’ll stay there indefinitely #archive your favorite media before it becomes lost to time‼️#obligatory ‘of course i found this out through reddit’ rant:#this one makes me more miffed because theater mode was a first-exclusive series #so to not send anything to the first members. especially those who subscribed exclusively to support/watch theater mode #is a whole other level of stupid on rt’s end #rooster teeth #roosterteeth

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columboscreens · 10 months ago

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