#OUR BOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[tavertianmindscape]

THIS LOOKS SO WARM AND SOFTE 😭😭😭

@tavertianmindscape

tired boy :3

[takami-takami]

Ignore the (word I won't say in your inbox) look at our pretty boy

God I'm so fucking glad he's Bones' favorite.

- magpie anon ✦

PRETTY LITTLE ANGEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh. UGH. When they animate the "we have to kill them now" panel I am gonna lose my mind he's pretty he's covered in blood he's scuffed up oh my goddddddddd. PRETTY BOYYYYYYYYYY

[emmedoesntdomath]

emme’s 92sies review

@sparkedblaze I stole your idea because I was bored xoxo so here's my 92sies thoughts, with occasional running historical commentary:

okay having max do the intro was genius, he's a perfect introduction

they're on the horace greeley statue that's cool (editor of the tribune) (left, came back, died) (yer a nerd, emme)

kloppmannnnnn my guy

we really ditched the cowboy bit in livesies huh

max: *smack*

mush is RIPPED

god I love skittery and his relationship with race so muchhhh

ooh christian did a little dance- kind of. he twirled once. love you babe.

I actually love the 92sies lyrics and I know that's an unpopular opinion, but they're so funny

christian bale was either high or drunk whilst filming this and that's a fact

morris is older. fight me (not you, @noxexistant, I love you. just blaze.) (IM KIDDING IM KIDDING)

race's jokes are funnier here just because max casella looks like he's having the time of his life saying them

"must be from brooklyn"

no way my guy just counted all those papers that quick

I love how jack just straight up mocks davey,., like bro that's not how you get a bf

PULITZER HAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS HE HAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS (at this point, pulitzer was nearly blind because of health issues. we love to see historically accurate choices)(or I do at least)

that is how headlines worked, actually. stealin from the competition, stealin again

GUESS WE BOTH GOT AN EDUCATION

yessssss 92sies les drink that beer

why does every fight scene look like it's from a cartoon

davey's such an asshole. I adore him.

medda I love you but literally every part of your casting and story in this movie is wrong and makes me mad

davey: -and our friend

jack: fucki- excuse you??? since when

sarah's so prettyyyyyyy and not interested in jack at all

this version of santa fe is like,.., sweeter. I'm pretty sure I've fallen asleep to it before

oop except for the dancing bit. forgot about that.

HELP WHY IS THERE A HORSE AIN'T NO WAY FRANCIS SULLIVAN KNOWS HOW TO RIDE A HORSE

Imao oscar imitating kid blink

are you outta your MIND- racetrack higgins, 1899

look at davey being the voice of reason and then immediately doing a 180 after making eye contact with his crush. proud of you bro

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

boot's lil solo is the best and so cute oh my god

dentondentondentondenton

you're just gonna let your little brother walk into the world with a guy you met a week ago????

jackie boyyyyyyyyyy

dominic lucero has my entire heart. he does everything with a grin and enthusiasm I,,, *brb sobbing into my pillow*

..they are throwing hundreds of dollars in papers away like it's confetti

NOO CRUTCHYYYY

iS tHaT dAvE hEyA dAvE

cartoon fight.2

gabriel damon is like a literal child and he is doing the absolute most

THE CEILING FAN TRICK YES BUMLETS (I take it back, dominic is still doing the most) 

every word out of crutchy's mouth makes me want to hit a brick wall (affectionate) 

bro sarah's gay and thinks you're an idiot

ON THE GROUNDS OF BROOKLYN YOUR HONOR (-my favorite part of the entire movie)

I love that gabriel and max seem to be actually friends, despite their age difference. that was definitely the reason people started seeing sprace.

denton seemed to care about davey, at least a little bit, which is interesting to me, because he seems to only care about the other newsies a little bit. I feel like it’s a sees himself in him deal.

don't hide under carriages kids

they would not let him use a very expensive printing press as a bed. I refuse. I’m in denial about it. 

RALLY RALLY RALLY

spot conlon is an icon

do I have problems with medda? yes. do I think the swing is kind of cool? also yes. 

jack, you’re an idiot 

NO DAVEY LOOKS SO HURT STOP IT

the jokes weren’t funny I took the money my friends from home don’t know what to say

there’s no bill and darcyyyyyyyy. sad times. 

this version of once and for all is too slow and boring. sorry not sorry.

90s CGIIIIII FOR THE WIN

I feel like this version of the strike has gone on for like three minutes, not two weeks, but that’s fine

pulitzer and jack are both approximately two years old shouting SHUT UP at each other

look at all those kids (is this reality? meh. hundreds to thousands of kids did show, but that seems like overkill)

the goveaNAH

why are all of the jacobs crying??? they’ve known this guy for a month at most???

oooo carrying the banner’s backkkk (again, these lyrics are better, you shall bury me on this hill)

bro he came back and the first thing out of his mouth was davey come over here. gay.

oh hi denton

YES SPOT BE THE KING THAT YOU ARE RIDE THAT CARRIAGE

and then they got a happy ending. so cute. 

okay, okay, so. cinematically? the movie needs some help. it wasn’t very planned out, and it’s clearly a disney movie at some points. 6.5/10

historically? they did better than I remembered. certainly better than the stage production. my biggest issues lie with medda and probably jack himself. 7.5/10

musically? I like their carrying the banner, king of new york, and santa fe a lot. but most of these kids weren’t professionals, which does give the stage production a better quality. still, they worked with what they had. 7/10

overall? I adore this movie. I really do. I’m going to be honest, though, and say 7.5/10

okay I’m done now because it’s midnight. I’ll post this tomorrow. byeeeeee

[quinn-of-aebradore]

THATS OUR BOYYYYYYYYYY

[diangelodork]

GEORGE REXSTREW GEORGE REXSTREW GEORGE REXSTREW YAY!! :D

He's an absolute sweetheart. He's unhinged. You can never tell when he's joking. He can play Happy Birthday with his neck. He speaks like 8 languages. He once made a video saying "hello Pookie Bearcubs" in several of them with 0 context or explanation. He makes sex jokes in interviews. He raised over $10,000 for charity. He wore a bespoke "main character" crop top once.

He's in the Top 100 Most Talked About Celebrities after having one (1) screen role because he did it so fucking well.

I didn't say a name, but you thought of him, anyway. Didn't you?

[jiro-drawings]

VALENTINES DAY! JIRO OUR POPULAR BOYYYYYYYYYY

It ain’t Ramada day 🙄/lh

[femmchantress]

HI RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you have had a good day :3 what's a song you've had on repeat lately........you can share as many as you like hehe i just wanna know!

Danny boyyyyyyyyyy c: Thank you thank you! I’m having a really lovely day, I’ve been so busy all week and have been so social that it’s really helped keep me in a decent mood and from spiraling too much tbh! And I met so many fun new people last night and I got invited to a birthday party on Sunday at a bar for this really cool punk rocker I met, and yeah. :3 I’m feeling really great overall! I’m definitely overexerting myself socially to make up for like, a six month long breakdown driven in part by social isolation and loneliness, but I figured better to start strong and then find my happy medium.

I’ve had a couple of songs on my mind as of late!

“Dumai” by Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird is a big one. It’s both a comfort and a rage song for me - and with the… strangeness of the interaction between my job and my politics as of late, it’s been nice to have art to fall back on made by people in my community who don’t have reprehensible politics or beliefs lmao.

“The Destruction of New Orleans” by Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird (are you sending a pattern lol). We had a very bad gubernatorial election in Louisiana recently and a horrible, vicious fascist will be sworn in as our governor next year. And he specifically carries a vendetta against my beloved home of New Orleans (as well as all the usual idiotic reactionary culture war shit). And it’s just another reminder that me and my husband’s days here are numbered before we have to move up north for our own well-being and the potential of being able to eventually start a family and get things like top and bottom surgery. And it sucks. It really fucking sucks. New Orleans is the first place I’ve ever truly made a home for myself - I was married here, I’ve mourned loved ones here, I have my own little community here and my own little found family that I love deeply. And that’s to say nothing of my husband, who was born here and barring a year in Europe, they’ve never lived anywhere else in their life. They’re of this land and this city in a way I could never understand, comparatively rootless as I am, and I know it’s going to break their fucking heart to leave. I love my gay little family in NYC with my entire heart and I’m so excited to be closer to them sometime soon, but I’m also just kinda tired of building and leaving communities when things inevitably get scary. I’m also just not used to being outside the south lol. Anyways.

The last one is a little guilty pleasure off of Big Freedia’s Christmas EP. It’s kinda a bounce parody of “Mr. Sandman” and it’s just the greatest thing. I don’t do Christmas, but I do fuck with Freedia something fierce.

[freebooter4ever]

SCeammmmmmmmmingggggggg our boyyyyyyyyyy

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[minijenn]

Sora: Uh, I literally have no idea who the fuck you even are???? 

The KH fandom, screaming ravenously as they always do: THAT’S OUR BOYYYYYYYYYY

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Free! S3

I will never get tired of Makoto offering Haru a hand out of the water

OMG I guess some things do change Makoto’s been dunked and I kinda love it

“I’m never gonna be a normal person” wow who is this this Goth Diet Haru

I love the phrase “hot minute” actually thank u for ur teen slang Asahi

Offering people his lecture notes and texting back right away will anyone ever be as good as Makoto? Trick question no

“I’m still young and innocent” “That’s a weird thing to say” I love that Haru’s meeting a bunch of people who aren’t used to his antics

This flashback seems to indicate that Haru felt Some Kinda Way about Ikuya which is weird because they look almost the same

“Don’t worry too much about the family” LMAO Sosuke has received a blessing from his cousin to follow Rin to Australia 

“Just inferior copies of Ikuya” that’d be more meaningful if Ikuya had done anything other than stare broodingly

It’s telling that the Iwatobi team is dressed like the Wiggles in this outro

All this outro really told me is that they aren’t really that good at differentiating main character design

“We have to try not to spoil them too much” I approve of Ikuya’s brother and his co-parenting buddy

“I’m not going to move ever again,” said Asahi, with the full confidence of a twelve-year-old boy who knows absolutely nothing about anything

Okay but for real Ikuya and Haru straight up look like siblings this weird rivalry energy on top of that fact is a little bit Much

[Rose and Rosie voice] It’ll never work out their hair is the same colour  

“Is Haru the guy who was all dressed up and riding a camel in the recruiting video we saw?” UNBELIEVABLE their Arabian Nights outro from S1 was actually their recruitment video Iwatobi do u take constructive criticism

“I’ll even be good enough to compete against you” how many rivals does one young man really need my god

Hey Trenchcoat Man maybe introduce yourself before telling these teens how to live their lives

Dude you’re so controlling trying to prevent Ikuya from seeing his friends

Ahhhhh I love Haru being in touch with his emotions and apologizing to Ikuya tbh I give Makoto and Rin a lot of the credit for his ability to communicate lmao 

“I’d prefer you didn’t keep him too long” listen I get where you might be coming from since Haru hurt Ikuya’s feelings but also stop that

“Thought I’d give you a wake-up call” I really don’t like the vibe of Hiyori

“Japanese guy! Friend of yours, maybe?” An accurate representation of what it’s like to hang out with white people lmao

There’s a different vibe from a teenager who giggles about swimmers’ muscles to an adult swim coach who is coaching swimming at a university giggling about swimmers’ muscles put that away Mikhail

Hiyori gives me the straight up heebie jeebies every time he opens his mouth

I can’t read Japanese but I have to assume Rin was gonna call Haru and reminisce about their bed sharing night lmao

Natsuya is some kinda Swimming Capitalist Nomad I’m not mad about it

“How many of these dreams do you have?” that’s valid lmao Rin has #calledout for being a rival slut

“His face told me that what matters most to him is not here” I can’t tell if this is a reference to Ikuya or to Natsuya’s white-haired rival-friend-boyfriend-probably

You know what, in the context of this show: Boyfriend 

“Hey, calm down. Listen, Archerfish--” HARU PLS

I don’t know Misae but the fact she calls her boyfriend Archerfish has already won me over

Hiyori would you fucking stop interfering this isn’t fair to Ikuya

“Ikuya’s too busy to waste his time reminiscing on childish things” well that should be Ikuya’s decision shouldn’t it like not 2 get 2 real but this is all the markers of an abusive relationship if someone does this to you please tell someone

God this stubbly weird man and his ominous advice STILL without any introduction 

“I’m getting sick of hearing you speak for Ikuya like you’re his damn boss” ME TOO ASAHI

YOU CANNOT DECIDE WHO IKUYA’S FRIENDS ARE HIYORI YOU ABSOLUTE SHITPRETZEL 

HA Ikuya knows you’ve been giving the boys the runaround fuckweasel

“If I swim with Tono, maybe it’ll help me understand him” Makoto coming after jerks with his best weapon: empathy <3

“People you swim with all seem to end up suffering, don’t they” LISTEN YOU ASSBANANA IT’S NOT HARU’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE GET OBSESSED WITH HIM HE’S JUST A GOOD SWIMMER

Omg I enjoy the drama of Sosuke interacting with the one (1) person in Japan who has seen Rin lately 

“I have to admit, I’m a little disappointed there isn’t a single pudgy person here” like I know this is probably gonna be a running gag for their opposite body preferences but it’s also a self-burn for the creators of this show only drawing different scales of one body type

I really do love that Rei is swim team captain now my boy has come so far

Oh Romio is there anyone in this swim universe that doesn’t have some kind of Traumatizing Swim Experience 

“Think about what your reason for jumping in is” Sosuke’s advice sounds like beautiful nonsense I don’t know how that’s supposed to help him concentrate on start times

Lmao I love this Overbearing Friend Gesture of Shizuru and Nagisa putting seaweed on Romio and Rei’s plates without asking kjhfkghfghfk

“Actually, if you don’t mind, we have a proposition” $500 says that Nagisa and Rei are about to propose a relay race

Update from 8 minutes later: Someone owes me $500

“Can you tell how proud I am?” Natsuya is such a good big brother <3

 Hahahaha “a guy he wants to swim with again some day” Natsuya is also a good wingman for Rin lmao

Based on his inner monologue Sosuke should also be a swimming coach except in the vein of Cryptic Trench Coat Stubble Man who just offers random unsolicited advice to any teenage swimmer he passes by in the street 

“I’m so proud of you” jgjhgjhg Shizuru I love you and your tears for Romio

What kind of child welfare laws are there in Japan that Hiyori’s parents were allowed to just leave him alone in the park

“When I saw [Haru] again, the weakness I thought I left behind came flooding back to me” the moral of this story is that competitive swimming makes you gay

Ikuya used to be fun and sweet lmao what made you so broody my dude

Lmao @ Hiyori being mad that Ikuya thinks of Haru as his Prince Eric instead of him 

Wow I love Nao being a guiding force for this group of nerds

“I’m not hearting anything for you” Asahi understands Stranger Danger

It took Ryuji a solid six eps to even get a name u’d expect him to have a more important character connection than Rin’s Swim Coach’s Rival

“Then you should start swimming other stuff” I Love Misaki, Adopted Child of Haru and Makoto 

Well this wistful playground vibe has taken a strange turn

“It’s none of your damn business okay!!” TONO JUST GOT DUMPED HA

KJGHKJGH THE RAGE IN HARU’S VOICE ABOUT THE MACKEREL

Ryuji: He can just buy me dinner or something. I’m not picky. As long as it’s not mackerel

Haru [through gritted teeth]: I’m ready when you are

AH I LOVE KISUMI AND ASAHI BABYSITTING TSUKUSHI

“After all we’ve been through, why does it have to be like this?” U MADE IT LIKE THIS HIYORI

HAHAHAHAH Makoto and Ryuji had a standoff of wills and Ryuji lost

“Maybe it’s time for you to approach things more seriously” Nao has declared it’s time to stop sowing your wild oats and settle down Natsuya

Kazuma only shows up to remind Sosuke he is free to run away to swim whenever

“Hope you’re well” “Hey relax I’m not your dad” [Natsuya immediately begins acting like their dad]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH GO HARU LEADING HIS CATEGORY

“I don’t think he’s all that bad of a guy” that’s Stockholm Syndrome Ikuya

I’m glad Ikuya is finally fucking having a meaningful conversation with his friends

“In the water I’m alone. No one’s gonna save me” Get therapy Ikuya!!!

Wow Haru joining a race purely to have an Emotional Confrontation with Ikuya is some kinda growth I’m just not sure what exactly

“That guy’s the only one anyone ever talks about” to be fair if your sample size is Iwatobi swimmers they are all a little in love with him

“That’s our BOYYYYYYYYYY” Aw Asahi <3 

Ghjkghk I love Makoto teasing Haru for being Ikuya’s hero

“Oh, you’re wise now?” AWWWW Ikuya is fun again good for him

 I know that Ikuya reaching out in friendship to Hiyori is supposed to be a sign of emotional security but I haven’t forgiven him for the way he’s manipulated Ikuya!!! Ur a seawitch not a Prince Eric!!! >:((((

I’m super thrown about them going straight from the qualifiers to the next race what will the last four episodes of this season be about

“I’ve been giving myself pep talks in the mirror. ‘I am a genius. I am a genius.’” HAHAHAHA I LIKE FUN IKUYA

“Looks like you beat me” “Just in free” Haru has released Ikuya into the universe for Hiyori and I don’t like it (for Ikuya’s sake) but that’s how it be I guess

How many siblings are there in the Mikoshiba family lmao there’s a new one every season 

“But gender doesn’t mean anything in a competition” I like u Lady Mikoshiba

“You mean you were Russian this whole time??” this is a lot to digest

I LOVE RIN’S PUDGY CAT STEVE LOL IS IT THE SAME IN JAPANESE

“The water likes you. I can tell” ALBERT PLS, Haru is already FULL-UP on homoerotic swim relationships

It’s killing me that they keep cutting to Makoto like Haru’s cheating on him though

Not to undermine the subplot of these last three episodes but hasn’t Haru... lost races before hgkjhgk

“I thought something soft and cute would help balance out that scary face of yours” omg STOP this cuteness 

Gghkhgk these flashbacks and Rin crying over Sosuke’s surgery are SO cute I never thought I would feel so proud of Rin way back in S1 he’s grown so much!!

Makoto being surrounded by ladybugs and butterflies like a wholeass Disney Prince

WHY are ALL of these swimming weirdos SOMEONE’S UNCLE

“You’re still as weird as ever, Haru’s the exact same way” I should start tracking how long in a conversation it takes characters to bring up Haru

Gnjghkjhg Makoto gets through to Haru in 0.5 seconds after two weeks of him ignoring his own coach. The power of fish metaphors and Love™

Kinda seems like they are setting it up like Makoto will also get to travel the world for swimming and let me say... I’m not mad about it

Update from like 2 minutes later: I WAS RIGHT

“That’s the evil king who wanted the magic lamp” the Arabian Nights references kill me every time 

Djkhdkjhd Ryuji labelling Mikhail in his phone as “Muscle Freak” that’s tru friendship

“You should say, ‘I’m totes hip with the kids, yo’” Ryuji pls 

“You’re so cute, you must be Iwatobi’s famous Kou” KHGKHGKJHKJ 3/3 MIKOSHIBA KNOCKOUT KOU

Awwwww Rei is so nervous for nationals my sweet baby boy

I ADORE that Rin and Haru are literally running across the city right before their most important meet bc they want to see their friends swim 

Rrgjhgr the one and only backstory in this show is former childhood friends and it applies to every single character

OMG Rei get his own flashback but with his boy Nagisa I love it

“I think he’d make a good rival for you actually” Makoto Tachibana: Rival Matchmaker

GOOD JOB BOYS U DID GOOD (ALSO TEAM PHOTO I WEEP)

“Try not to cry when I beat you” SOSUKEEEEEEEEEE

Wow this final episode is already clutching at my heart right out of the gate baby Haru 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Makoto letting four more boys pile into his one bedroom for the night bc he’s the Best Boy Alive

HJGHJKGH THIS EXCHANGE 

Mikhail: That’s what I call ‘totes hip with the kids’

Nearby youths: [Giggling]

Mikhail: [Soft indignant gasp] Ryuji!!

Natsuya and Ikuya have the cutest sibling relationship gjkghk THEY

The theme of this season is people hugging each other and crying over the lanes and I LOVE THAT 4 THEM

Rin and Haru and Makoto........... are good boys

“What is this, some kind of teen drama” that is exactly it, Rin

“He won’t stop talking about stupid crap like friendship and bonds” I love three (3) boys

Bonus: Out of Order Liveblog of Free! Take Your Marks + S3E0

Haru dropping his pants in Makoto’s apartment without the immediate context of them being near water was the most high stakes moment in this entire anime I had no idea where that was going

Haru leaving his apartment hunting until the day before he moves: Mood

Sidenote: Makoto and Haru going apartment hunting is domestic as HELL I love it

“The two of you are inseparable, huh?” “We’re friends, deal with it.” Let people be gay Kisumi 

Lmao @ Nagisa and Rei’s yoga pose video Iwatobi is the cutest swim team in the world 

“Then one day even those tears will dry out in the Tokyo desert” who hurt you, Ms. Amakata 

“Allow me to welcome you to Tokyo, the city where love and lust intertwine” Free! Love and Lust could really be a subtitle of this anime lmao

“I’m talking about the whole bunkbed situation, you know, top and bottom” lmao shout-out to Sloane for that one art

I love the wordless communication between Makoto and Haru (and for that matter, Sosuke and Rin) I’m so glad they worked things out

I’m also happy Rin and Kou are cool now they used to have quite a gap

“Rin wasn’t that honest with himself” rjghg Rin and Haru miss each other

“This is the one,” said Haru, next to Makoto, His Completely Platonic Best Friend Who Dreams About Them Sharing An Apartment and Dropping Trou

I LOVE STEVE THE FAT CAT. AN ICON. A BEAUTY. CHUNKY BABY

“The treasure is inside the red shark’s mouth” there is DEFINITELY a Rin joke to be made here and the writers knew it

I don’t know what I love about this more that Aii and Momo are TERRIBLE at scheming or that that they are throwing Rin and Sosuke together on White Day lmao

This team vacation... Sosuke giggling bc he was tickled... !!!!!!! THANKS

I’m loving all these teams getting presents for each other jkhgkjg

Oh am I finally going to understand this Momo and Capybara backstory

Lol @ Natsuya pouring his heart abt Nao to Sosuke wholly unsolicited

“What were you about to ask” “Oh, not anything important (I’ll wait for you Sosuke)”

OHHHHHHHHHH THE CHARM BACKSTORY SOSUKEEEEEEEEEE

Oh Christ alive am I about to watch the Arabian Nights recruitment film

Hhhgjgjhg I gather the only reason Haru got his license was to compete with Rin

“I’m the evil king who is after the lamp for his own selfish reasons” I hate this... but also... I love this???

“I am a mysterious peddler. I travel carrying mysterious bundles. While riding atop of my mysterious partner Chappy the Camel” HARU STOP

OH MAKOTO HONEY U POOR SOUL JHGKHFKJGH 

“Makoto. When I’m nervous I think about mackerel” I am going to expire

“I think the three of you should implement your own version of it” Fhjkhgk Haru is telling them to exploit their bodies for school recruitment but also that’s not really anything new so fair enough

Nagisa: Rei is Perfect Killer Muscles Handsome in my heart!!!!!!

“Maybe I’m never going to understand him” Omg @ The Jilted Middle School Exes of Haru Club

“How David had to give up his love.... And then Veronica, knowing they couldn’t see each other anymore” call me crazy but I think Rin is projecting his own issues onto A Rat’s Life LMAO

Tjehjkhkje Sosuke needing to call Rin bc he got lost on his way to the bathroom... Useless Husband Energy

HAHAH Rin is so upset thinking Momo and Kou are dating

At least Rin recognizes that he doesn’t get to decide who Kou dates he can only express his approval or disapproval

“Momotaru Mikoshiba is a man who lives by passion” gjhgjhg stop this

“Rin would never lose to a persimmon, ever!” MAKOTO R U OK

“You are not less than a persimmon!” THESE BOYS. U R SO DUMB BUT ALSO GET U A FRIEND LIKE THE IWATOBI SWIM CLUB

“It’s cool if you need to cry” “If you stay in the pool no one will ever notice your tears” I LOVE SOSUKE AND HARU TEAMING UP TO TEASE RIN

I also deeply appreciate that even though I’ve never heard their Japanese voices I know exactly who is saying what line in this outro just by dialogue and tone of voice

+

“I have a crippling fear of mascot costumes” “Then why did you take this job” kjhgkjhgkjh if that isn’t a work mood 

Wait... if Makoto is going to be the substitute wrestler... WILL HARU BE THE SUBSTITUTE MASCOT AHHHHHHHH

WAIT NO I HAVE GRAVELY AND HILARIOUSLY MISUNDERSTOOD MAKOTO IS GOING TO BE BOTH MASCOT AND WRESTLER

“Iwa means ‘boulder’ and ‘tobi’ means ‘black kite’ so it’s a boulder-headed bird!!” Well that’s more of an explanation for the appearance of the Iwatobi mascot than I ever expected, Nagisa

“You don’t have a crippling fear of mascot costumes, do you?” No but I have feeling Makoto is about to develop one

Oh it’s THIS FUCKPUDDLE who asked u to be here Hiyori

“I don’t exactly hate it” high praise Ikuya lmao

Thkjhtkjh I love Natsuya’s long distance relationship it’s sweet 

HAHAHA is the beak thing supposed to be a ploy so people see Makoto’s face

“I cannot let Haru see me like this” “Hi Makoto” HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS WHOLE INTERACTION AND ALSO HOW HARU JUST GOES ALONG WITH ALL OF IT

Also I don’t know how Makoto was planning to hide his identity after he was addressed as “Mr. Tachibana”

LMAO @ MAKOTO BEING RECOGNIZED BY HIS LEG MUSCLES I’M SCREAMING

“Hey Makoto, use a backstroke!!” HARU PLEASE

“Well done, you’ll be a great mascot someday” “Thanks? I think?” This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and I loved it

Oh my goooood Haru bringing Makoto presents for his siblings.... they have ascended to the college relationship levels of Natsuya and Nao

Man Ikuya could not radiate stronger “leave me alone” vibes 

“Wow you boys make a dashing pair” you said it Suit Lady not me 

[hauntedfalcon]

All your posts about Hozier made me finally look him up on youtube. I watched the videos for Take Me to Church and Work Song, and now I'm starting to understand what everyone is so excited about.

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD OKAY ALL RIGHT OKAY 

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HOZIER VIDEOS BUDDY, ENJOY CONTINUING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR BOYYYYYYYYYY 

“Like Real People Do” Barn on the Farm sessions 

“Take Me to Church” acoustic on Jimmy Fallon 

“Arsonist’s Lullaby” at Bonnaroo but honestly you can’t go wrong with live “Arsonist’s Lullaby” videos no matter how crappy the phone video, they are all absolute sex 

“Sweet Thing” (Van Morrison cover) 

Tiny Desk concert

full Bread and Roses concert 

Unfortunately the Church Tapes documentary is no longer available, but if you have the Smithsonian Channel through your cable provider you may be able to get to it via the Smithsonian Channel website? I’m sorry I have no idea how that whole thing works, but it’s a great documentary 

ALSO EVERYTHING IN MY “this is a Hozier placeholder tag” TAG

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

OF COURSE WILL IS WATCHING. Watching and observing and making sure she is 100000% safe after he ate her out.

Will loves his perfect little rope bunny.

S A N T I A G O.

That's my fucking boyyyyyyyyyy! God yes.

And Benny???? YESSSSS.

And Frankie redeeming himself in all of our hearts and giving it to her PROPERLY??? YESSSSSSSS.

It's all so perfect. So good. I love them all so much and love that they all love and have each other.

Do that again. DO THAT AGAIN. DOOOO THAT AGAINNNNNNNN.

A queen. A goddess. A woman we do not deserve. MWAH. Thank youuuuuuu

knots (a wys drabble)

Pairing: TF Boys x F!Reader Warnings: bondage. pain kink. gang bang. Wordcount: 1.4K A/N: dis for you all because im taking so long with the update. plz accept this as my humble apology.

It goes like this:

Their sex has gradually transformed into a chaotic thing. They circle around her - pull her apart with careful hands. She is their nucleus. She is their nervous system that is always in danger of being pricked or jabbed, which would mean total shutdown. They very rarely take her as a group. Maybe - two at once, but all four of them? That’s a lot. It’s practically overkill and the last time it happened she couldn’t walk right for two days.

Then again, she’s game or at least she claims she is.

She’s the one who pushes their boundaries because they’re still terribly guilty of placing her on a pedestal.

I’m not made of glass. Jesus.

Yeah…yeah…I know, baby, but seriously I don't want to leave a mark.

I think getting railed by four guys is bound to leave a mark one way or another.

We’re gentle!

I’ve literally heard the way you fuck other women so why can’t you do that to me?

It’s different.

It’s not.

It’s sort of sweet until it gets tiresome.

I love you and I trust you and I think it would be fun if…

So inevitably they say yes because there has never really been a time that they’ve told her no. Well - not since it became obvious that they loved her and she them and as long as it wasn’t something that would have put her in danger and -

Excuses. Excuses.

Will figures out the rope. He’s impeccable at tying knots - the kind where if you pull one side a certain way it’ll completely unravel (for emergencies). It’s the four of them and her and in these scenarios there is never a time where one of them isn’t inside her.

The rope hangs from the ceiling and it puts her right on her knees at the center of her mattress. She’s got her hands tied tight and stretched above her head. Frankie is inside her - holding her up - his dick buried to the hilt and to the point where she can barely get a breath in. There is the sharp, fast snap of his hips slapping against her ass. The room blooms with the slippery sounds of her fucked-out cunt taking him over and over. He is stretching her beyond her limits - his length swelling and twitching like something alive as it thrusts inside her. It’s a marvel to watch. He splits her - his fingertips biting into her waist as he tries to push down on her lower back.

“Arch like that, honey,” he rumbles. The words are sticky in his throat from how far gone he is -how cunt-drunk he feels.

Ben climbs onto the bed so he can face her.

“Damn,” he mumbles, grasping the hinges of her jaw to keep her head still. “Is he filling you up, baby? Is it too much?”

Even though he absolutely knows it is, but Benny has always - if anything - been a tease -

He lunges forward, kissing her hungrily and swallowing each uh uh uh that spills from her. His tongue slides along the roof of her mouth and she moans. He deepens it until she pants and gasps and makes all sorts of cute little squeaks that it sends pleasure bursting through Will’s system - Santi’s chest -

“You know how beautiful you look, princess?” Santi murmurs as he strokes her cheek - drags his fingertips along her arched throat - caresses her tits as they bounce with each shove of Frankie’s cock. “You do anything for us. Trust us. Take us so fucking well.” This draws her attention. Her gaze falls on him - her eyes wide and glimmering from the strain of her tied wrists and the rise of her climax that flickers in her belly. She furrows her brow and bites her lip and Santi inhales at the sight.

It’s Santi who always manages to seduce that singular expression out of their girl. He barely ever calls her anything, but her name in front of others and with those few sentences he has crushed her into compliance. It hadn’t been like that before. Santi had never been like this with anyone. Then again, that was true of all four of them when it came to her.

“Pope,” she breathes - begs - in such a way that it sears through him - makes him die for her or want to die for her or kill for her (which he had). Even “Pope” is enough to tear him to pieces. She’d often used it as a curse - something hissed or tossed at him. Now - she says it meaningfully. She says it with her heart - her lungs - the whole of her.

Regardless - he still wants to fuck with her just a bit.

Tonight - while she is at their mercy, he desires his true name off her tongue.

He steps forward and places his hand on her cunt - cupping her crudely right where Frankie is pushing into her. He can feel it - her small pussy swollen and stretched around Fish’s thick cock. He slips his fingers along her tender folds - her raw, soaked flesh. She whimpers as he deliberately avoids her clit.

“Say my name,” he implores with a voice that is soft and lilting. It is the very same tone he uses when he’s soothing her or when it’s just them in his room and under his sheets. He smiles. “You want me to touch you, yeah? Make you come?”

She nods furiously as she curls and uncurls her fingers. The rope is chafing her wrists and she struggles against it. It really is a sight: her body spread and tangled and ruined between the four of them.

Benny noses at her cheek - her temple - whispering something quiet and most likely depraved in her ear. Frankie gives her a particularly rough thrust that punches a muffled sob from her mouth. Will just watches - his eyes all over her - searching for any possible tell that she might be upset. He’d already spent fifteen minutes eating her out as she hung there. Fearsome and terrifying Ironhead was now utterly weak and on his damn knees for her. He still struggled with giving her the slightest bit of pain even when she’d asked for it.

But - Santi doesn't let up because this is what their girl had insisted on. He just keeps his fingertips trailing along her slit and then the crease of her hip - her mound - everywhere, but where she wants.

He uses his other hand to grip her chin. “Say it,” he husks - jaw ticking and nostrils flaring and she looks so fucking hot that he might just finish in his own pants as if he was fifteen years old again. Say it. Say it. Say it so I can give you what you want. I love it. I love making you come. I love when it makes you cry and hold onto me. I love everything about it - about you. Fuck.

The corner of her mouth quirks and Santi raises an eyebrow.

Oh - she's enjoying this.

She likes torturing him - holding out as he punishes her. He doubts he ever would for real - for anything longer than a few minutes. He isn’t capable of it.

He loves her too hard sometimes - too much. It’s all a damn fog, blurring his vision and snatching him by the throat. He squeezes her chin and crushes his lips to hers until she sighs against his teeth as his own plea. “Santi,” she mewls (submits). “Santiago - fuck - please -”

“That’s my girl,” he praises and kisses her again.

He immediately drags two of his fingertips through the mess of her sex before circling them over her clit. He can feel the force of Frankie’s thrusts inside her. He can see every streak of sweat along her spine and shoulders. It dampens her hair - the nape of her neck. He is quick about it - rubbing and pressing at the crux of her perfect cunt while her thighs tremble around his jerking hand. Frankie groans, his pace becoming clumsy and staggered: “fuck…yeah… mierda…she’s tightening up…puta madre…ya casi...”

Santi leans forward, nearly curling himself around her before biting into the smooth meat of her shoulder to deliver a spark of pain. She lets out a high-pitched sound - a wail, really. He keeps his fingers nudged against the throbbing peak of her clit while Frankie brings his hand down across the cheek of her ass so hard that she actually screams - her whole body seizing forward -

Shit.

Santi releases her and Frankie stills. The air in the room zaps and creases - centering on her shuddered breathing and furious heartbeat.

Will rushes to her - ripping her face from Benny’s so that he can cradle her jaw and look her right in the eye because: what if she’s just saying she’s fine and she isn’t and we hurt her for real and haven’t we hurt her enough -

Will blinks as he examines her. Her expression startles him.

“Sweetheart?” Frankie asks - miles away from the man who’d just been pounding her into her mattress.

Her lashes flutter and she nuzzles into Will’s palm. She blows out a long rush of air before she parts her lips, curling them into a secret sort of smile.

Do that again.

[fmlfpl]

Ep. 332 - On to The Longest Break

Ohhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyy two fucking weeks off what the hell even is happening??????

All our links: https://linktr.ee/fmlfpl

00:00 - Intro / admin

01:41 - How’re we doing in GW23.

No League updates.

07:59 - Our cup matchups.

08:50 - Watford situation.

14:40 - Man. United and Bruno.

22:19 - Aston Villa update.

28:36 - Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool.

34:15 - Questions from our Discord.

35:12 - Arsenal vs. Burnley.

39:53 - Some relegation talk.

42:54 - More questions.

47:51 - FPL teams getting hacked.

53:49 - Thank yous and anus slap(s) and outro.

[clank4eva]

89 Thoughts I had While Watching Season 3 Episode 1

1. Does anyone else have a hard time understanding Jamie???? #subtitles

2. No more french in the opening song hmmmmm me likey

3. I’ll be honest, I only watched the first 5 episodes of season 2 so I may be a little lost...

4. Is that Jamie???? 

5. HES ALIVE

6. He’s a creepy breather

7. Soooo why did they stab that guy and not Jamie... Jamie you should probs fake that you’re dead or something

8. Now where is Jamie.... prisoner of war?!?!?!?!

9. No lol it’s just night time

10. Why is everyone dressed up and Jamie is just wearing a loose blouse? 

11. Get em Jamie fight fight fight

12. Then breathe creepily again and remember some more

13. Bffs !!! I hope this guy is okay (murtaugh???)

14. GET RANDALL !!!! GO JAMIE

15. Oh shhhheeeeet they see eachother

16. Get emmmmmmmmm

17. Yo Randal back off... Jamie, kick his butt already!!!

18. NIIIIIICE STAB IN THE GUT!!!!!

19.Was that a death stab????

20. Why are they the only two people in sight... suspicious 

21. Is Jamie laying on the field with black jack laying on top of him.... this is weird...

22. Yo Jamie get out of there before you freeze to death

23. Here come Claires ghost to save you

24. Nah it’s out boiiiiiiii !!!

25. Why hello Claire

26, OUR BOYYYYYYYYYY FRANK IN DA HOUSE 

27. Yes Frank treats her right!!! You get her that nice house !!!! My heart is so warm

28. Omg “American” Frank is the cutest

29. “I will be happy with whatever you make” FREAKING SO CUTE

30. Claire’s got that pregnancy walk downnnnn. Get it girl

31. This lady annoys me already... Doesn’t she know that Claire is a strong independent woman?!

32. Ew woman... go make your pot roast and baked beans and leave Claire alone. You’re weirding me out

33. This woman hates her husband BUT SHES RIGHT ABOUT FRANK

34. CLAIRE WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER MAN LIKE FRANK AGAIN !!! THAT’S RIGHT, NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!

35. Literally no idea what these guys are saying... probably nothing important

36. Little glasses man... you are the worst!!! Get him Claire

37. Punch him in the face, Frank!!! This guy sucks

38. Claire punch him!!!!!

39. Ughhhh why do you let this jerk get away with jerkin around!!!

40. I dinna ken

41. No way we hope Murtagh is alive and well !!! Alivin and thrivin

42. Lord Melton, ya look like a dick

43. They’re all innocent! 

44. Time to attack Scottish boys!!!! Attack Lord Melton before he leaves!!!! ATTACK

45. Why hello bird friend

46. Claire thinks she’s cinderella or somethin

47. Aw Frank makes Claire smile so much

48. “Our child” uh oh makin things weird fast

49. Weird groan claire... very weird 

50. This is awkward... please just go back to being the happy Claire and Frank that we love

51. Frank is so nice... giving her a choice to do what she wants

52. Jamie’s squad better not go out without a fight!!

53. Aw don’t kill these two ladies... theyre so harmless

54. :( noooo

55. Jamie you are not lookin good

56. Is he gonna beat them up? Is the super strength comin out???

57. Be strong Jamie’s buddy. We loved you for the short time we knew you, gordon. 

58. Jamie just act like you’re already dead and they won’t shoot you. 

59. What’s his plan?? Let everyone else volunteer so that they run out of bullets by the time they get to him???? Interesting tactic oh so honorable jamie

60. “shlarven..... roebish” 

61. Ooooo what’s Frank up to???? Sketchy stuff or good guy stuff? Probs good guy stuff... I feel like he’s finding out about Jamie and he’s gonna tell Claire so that she can be at ease

62. Hmmmmmmm looks like Melton knows Jamie

63. Can’t tell if this is good or bad

64. Who dafaq is John Grey. What you up to Melton?

65. Yo Jamie... I think he’s gonna help you so probs stop being a sassy mofo

66. OOo good job Jamie for making deals.. wait bad deal. Nevermind 

67. Not sure if it’s a good or bad deal. What’s happening?

68. So we’re sparing Jamie? What’s the deal here men???

69. Good job, Melton. Send him off in a wagon to an unknown place. This show is full of surprises .

70. Time to hatch a baby, Claire!

71. Classic physician being unavailable. Why can’t things ever go right in tv shows...?

72. Give. Her. A. Kiss.

73. Claire... I love you (WE LOVE CLANK)

74. Creepy doctors...

75. Bloody hand oh wow

76. SISTA SISTA

77. Okay time for someone to heal Jamie lets goooo

78. AW Frank and the 30 pound baby!!!! Precious

79. He’s already a good father! I can already tell

80. What shall we name her? Claire: How about... Jamie?

81. Yeah you have been horrid to Frank, Claire!! He’s been so good to you!!!!!!!

82. A nu start

83. Yo nurse.... whyd you have to bring up the red hair... that was awk

84. Over already?!

85. Let’s see what happens next........

86. Do they not do that on this show... 

87. Here it is!!!

88. 6 years its been a while!!!

89. Looks like next episode is gonna be spicyyyyyy

[deliriumxtrigger]

I have seen a portion of Andrew tonight

That finally makes me believe he is human.

Yet surprisingly his blunt nature (I mean this guy is really blunt) Balance’s well with my blunt yet deeply feely nature. I have always responded well to abrasiveness. And he can be quite abrasive and then he gets silly again. It’s cute in an odd way. He just isn’t afraid to say the shit, no matter what it is.

Idk man. He is still a man feeling everything out and I am too, on edge as I will say. But he pointed out some really valid and mature points in regards to our potential relationship and we see eye to eye on so so many things.

He is more of a “man” in the general term of the word than I had realized. I swear to you something about him on the phone tonight was different not in a bad way. He was still adorable but he was like laying the law down. I was firing right back of course but I was like ok when and how did you become such a daddy. 😂

Ohhhhhh Friday. The anticipation. The pining away. I feel like we have been in a relationship without all of the other stuff I really do.

I love when he says things like “there is already so much growing here between us as a couple” like stop with your stuff. Stop it. He’s right though. He is so so right. Thank you God for realizing I can not be in the vicinity to be intimate with a man under any circumstances if I want him to commit because helloooooo. The man gets to know me as a person before he even got to to know a portion of my body and look st the exchange of smitten that is happening here.

Oh boy oh boy oh boyyyyyyyyyy.

Two train wrecks coming together as one, should be wonderful 😂

[julla]

Meanwhile Youngbae is just chillin', happy as a clam with Hyorin. Watching the other members struggle to form a romantic relationship and TOP proposes to a chair

lmao u rite. *sigh* how the tables have turned. youngbae our forever virgin is the only one who gets some. MY BOYYYYYYYYYYS find love please