#OR HAVE IT WITH A GRILLED CHEESE

[james-p-sullivan]

Favorite soup, chowders and bisques allowed in the consideration

(I'm tired was all I could think of)

DID SOMEONE SAY SOUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?

im about to give you the best tomato soup recipe you will ever have in your entire life.

INGREDIENTS:

5-6 tomatoes

1 small white onion

1 carrot (optional)

Garlic (as much as your heart desires)

Milk/cream

1/4ish cups of butter

Spices (i use salt, msg, pepper, oregano, sage, garlic powder)

Parmesan (you know the drill)

Brown sugar

tomato paste (optional)

the first thing you need to do is get the skin off of those tomatoes. the easiest way i find is to submerge them in boiling water for about 30 seconds until a fissure appears on the skin. after that , the skin will just slide right off. slice them into quarters (i also take out that harder core but its up to you). place them in a glass lasagne pan with the diced onion and chopped garlic and carrot.

melt the butter and put the desired spices into the melted butter for an even distribution, i like to go heavy handed with the garlic and oregano here. pour it over the chopped ingredients and mix until everything is evenly coated.

dont even worry about preheating your oven, turn that baby onto 375F and wait anywhere from 45min to 1hr, stirring at the 25 min mark. the tomatoes should look like theyre getting some colour, that little char is where all that flavour comes from. depending on your oven, cook it until you feel satisfied.

once out, youre going to blend it in small batches for at least 30 seconds each time. transfer to a pot on low/medium heat until everything is blended. youre going to slowly add milk or cream until the desired thickness, usually like 1/2 cup? and then stir until its all mixed.

this is where youre going to add a couple pinches of brown sugar, a little more if you didnt add the carrot, making sure to taste along the way. if you have a dollop of tomato paste feel free to throw that in there. and then go absolutely apeshit with the parmesan. im telling you, add so much that you think surely this will be too much and is ruined and then go and add some more. hell if you have a rind this would be a good place to pop it in.

anyway, add what ever spices you think it needs, if you cant figure it out its most likely just salt that you need. i recommend going hard on the oregano but thats just my opinion hehe. anyway just cook that on the stovetop for like 10-15 min and youre good to go!

genuinely this will be the best tomato soup you will ever have and your house will smell amazing. have this with some garlic bread and die happy

[cursedtrekedits]

“Captain, it appears we misjudged the formality of the dining environment.”

“I know that, Spock.” 🙃

-@gay-spock

[manny-jacinto]

FOOD IN MOVIES

CHEF (2014) dir. Jon Favreau

[ariadne-mouse]

Essek Thelyss casting spells with one hand while monching food with the other, my beloved

[moocha-muses]

@grilledcheese-aspiration You were right! We absolutely need neon grilled cheese.

I hope these will help dull the craving - it's just just a very slapdash edit of a sign I found online and put on the DOT Neon mesh (which is included) (like everyone doesn't have it already).

I think they came out pretty cute!

Download@SFS

Download@Dropbox

[rotten7rat]

Batfamily + Cooking

Alfred:

He's the main cook, and has been since taking the job as the Wayne's butler. Classically trained in the culinary arts, and thankfully stillvery much enjoys it, though not as much as he used to. He likes baking more than cooking, and has gotten more of a sweet tooth as he's gotten older. Leans more on your classic British dishes, but is always happy to try a requested recipe. Prefers to cook either alone or with competent help.

Bruce:

No. Cannot even be trusted to make a grilled cheese, he always burns them.

Barbara:

Pretty good. Very much a 'throw something together at 7:30, eat at 8' kind of person, but everyone is always happy to have what she cooks. If it takes hours to make then its not worth it. A teacher suggested once that being raised by a single father, she must do most of the cooking and cleaning, and after that she refused to learn how to cook out of sheer stubbornness.

Dick:

An excellent cook. I think it comes naturally to him, he didn't spend much time cooking growing up but once he taught himself the basics he can pretty much throw anything together. Its by no means a passion of his, but he does enjoy it. However, he doesn't cook often due to being too busy and/or tired, so he gets a lot of takeout or just has something quick or microwavable very often. But if he's cooking you best be there. Anything can be a social occasion and he happily accepts help in the kitchen. Not great at baking though, he always manages to over-cook or over-mix.

Cassandra:

I'm sorry but she will throw rice, water, and and an unseasoned chicken breast in the rice cooker and call it a night. Either that or she'll have a protein shake and seven eggs.

Jason:

Quite good. Unlike Dick, it doesn't come naturally to him, but he is a fast learner and picked it up mostly from Catherine, Alfred, and YouTube. That being said, would he prefer tortellini en brodo or four boxes of Kraft mac and cheese? Tamales or something quick and greasy from Bat Burger? Its always the second option. I think he often cooks as a distraction or just something to do, and just gives it to the single mother across the hall or throws it in the freezer to eat a week later.

Stephanie:

Decent. She'll see a recipe on TikTok and will try it instantly, and she's always excited to try something new. Works best with a recipe but decides just to wing it mostly. Cooking with her mother has become somewhat of a bonding activity. Really good at baking, especially things like brownies and cookies. However, she will also throw pickles, peanut butter and ice cream in a blender and swear it tastes fantastic. Is learning to cook more because everytime she sees Cass eating a boiled chicken breast she takes psychic damage. Trying to sneak meat alternatives into Cass without her noticing. It worked once.

Tim:

Not great. Will follow the recipe to the letter and will somehow still fuck it up. He mostly sticks to simple recipes that are hard to mess up, and also just doesn't have the desire to spend heaps of time in the kitchen. He does make a mean sandwich though, every time someone tries to replicate one its just never as good.

Duke:

Doesn't particularly enjoy cooking but he's fine at it. Not as bad as Cassandra, he will season his food, but prefers it to be quick and not complicated. Loves heavier foods like pastas and other carbs but doesn't have the patience or desire to make them from scratch so he uses jar sauces, frozen potatoes etc. Will put taco seasoning on everything.

Damian:

Good eventually. Doesn't cook a lot now, but when he was younger he had a kind of 'well obviously its not difficult, its just cooking' mindset. He was humbled. By Dick. I think when he's older he is much better. Will still follow a recipe so it is perfect every time. It isn't a hobby, just a task that must be completed, but he'll be damned if he's eating bland food, he will spend an hour preparing vegetable tagine. Nobody can help of even be in the kitchen with him while he is cooking, because they are breathing all the kitchen air and taking up all the room. Get out.

[lead0]

You are my favorite artist, your drawings are really a great inspiration for me when it comes to drawing, if you don't mind, could I ask for a bushmedicine? I think they would look very cute in your style

aaa thank you so much it really means a lot to me to hear that haha

i hope i did them justice :)

[emperorofthedark]

It's starting to feel intentional.

[imawriternotamagican]

My character development is that I just get progressively gayer as I listen to more podcasts

[knowthatiloveyou]

Bloopers from one of Hannah Waddingham's Pepperidge Farm ADs

[worldsewage]

Hey oother anon wtf, I was just thinking their art has grilled cheese energy. Ur choice looks way tastier tho. Wanna share?

[vultures-and-scavengers]

there's so many ~rules~ around fancy dinners, the courses, the silver you use, names for foods you might never have heard, and i imagine its far worse in orlais, where everything is over the top and meant to be seen and judged.

and josephine and leliana can navigate that fine, and depending on the inquisitor (especially trevelyans), i imagine they can handle themselves.

which leaves the last member of the leadership quartet, who spent the first 13 years of his life eating rural ferelden fare and then spent the next 16-17 years likely eating in mess halls between duties.

and how do you then represent the inquisition in a world where you are the outsider and everything about the world you are stepping foot in is meant to keep you and other commoners out? when this world is the one that plays with the lives of commoners like toys?

[absolutelyzoned]

this is how the world would be if tumblr users could actually tag posts correctly

[apelcini]

there is a hollowness inside of rich kids that truly terrifies me.

[scoutingthetrooper]

double decker grilled cheese

[moocha-muses]

Hi, moocha! Would you be able to tell me wcif the grilled cheese clock in post/747511359925796864? I can't seem to track it down anywhere.

Anon, I would have been astonished if you had! It's one of Tinkle's old BPS meshes, but I found it for you in the archives! It's the toast clock in this set.

UPDATE: Look, look, look! Keoni made a functional version!