#OR DID HE

[smurny]

Absolutely cunty of Sarcean to decide to be reborn inside his ex-lover/mortal enemy’s descendant

Could’ve chosen anyone, probably would’ve had a better childhood, but no, couldn’t resist rattling the shit out of her

[dollarneko]

my paradise

[yourmomxx]

SPOILERS for Red Hood: Outlaws WEBTOON:

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the gasp I just gasped

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Slutting around (cost me 1k coins)

And making sure my man knows im his man

(My character 100% brushed his teeth after sleeping with the drows)

[disruptivevoib]

Im just thinking about how Jon, Martin and Jonah r in the computers likely. And how the eye and theoretically the web can use the internet and wifi now to watch and seek our pov characters out.

So ofc they're in the computers. As avatars of those things.. etc. all that. Thats all. Its a haphazard thought set.

Tho Martin never got to being a full on avatar but yknooo how it gooess.

[evansbby]

🤣🤣and Steve crashed the party and died… or did he? 👀

Maybe… maybe not!

although tbf steve ate ari tf UP right before he died soooo

[raccoonium]

[ineffag-swag]

Gay as hell from Will to sail through the Atlantic Ocean to kill a man instead of just buying a plane ticket

[castorrel]

So I discovered Cities Skylines 2... it was a mistake.

Ive been playing all weekend this game tics all my adhd boxes!!!

Please send help...

[canadian-riddler]

one of the most fun parts of Dark of the Moon is when they bring in the people at NASA who were involved with the moon landing and it's like 'oh cool! Buzz Aldrin met Optimus Prime!'

then it's like

wait. Optimus Prime isn't real. Buzz Aldrin didn't actually get to meet an alien

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again