#OOOOOH IM SO TIRED
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mildmayfoxe · 4 months ago
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it’s just me and my $5 grocery store sub against the world
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first-mate-cinder · 6 months ago
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Do you think Levana banned Avatar the Last Airbender? And My Hero Academia? Bc Zuko and (I've never seen my hero academia I just know there's a kid with a burn scar given to him by a family member).
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hopefulbuthelpless · 7 months ago
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it is 2024 and people are still putting kink at pride discourse on my dash????? are yall not tired because im tired. if you put that shit on my dashboard i will unfollow you and i dont care which 'side' youre arguing its all so dumb and pointless amen
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generalzar0ff · 1 year ago
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Face down in the dirt
she said
“It doesn’t hurt”
she said “I-
“I’ve finally had enough”
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todayisafridaynight · 2 months ago
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if you post less...... do you have a new sideblog perchance. a new interest
makin this sound like a rumor that i got a crush on a classmate !!!!!!!
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alittleemo · 4 months ago
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GOD forbid I go to sleep any time earlier than 12:40 this week jesus f Christ. Ohhh that 7:16 am alarm is not going to treat me well
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anaalnathrakhs · 8 months ago
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i WILL show up to the trial day for the preparatory class tomorrow no matter how much i dont want to and after that i guarantee NOTHING
#broadcasting my misery#vent#this is a lie i guarantee i will keep tumbling through life appearing functional and melting down in the privacy of my own home afterwards#<- trying to jinx my naturally contrarian ass into taking care of myself for once#god i'm tired#i am. slightly peeved.#around 11am i was like ''i think i'm going to go home'' and my friend was like WHAT nooooooo what are you going to do at home anyway#and we ended up hanging out w another friend until fucking 4pm#and she was like oooooh guys i think i'm gonna go else i wont have energy tomorrow#haha bitch where was this mindset when i told you i was going to go home#i don't know why i keep like. telling people stuff like ''i'm [emotion] i'm going to [thing]''#and they just plan stuff w me anyway#and like. i can't decide for them what's important or not to them. so i make an effort and i participate to the best of my ability.#but it KEEPS HAPPENING#OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN#it does not stop#i can barely keep the violent impulses down tbh i act like im on crack in public#bc if i dont walk around and spasm like an epileptic stray cat im gonna start giving in to the urge to dive under a bus or punch someone#i have nearly uncontrollable fits of hitting my head against walls when my entire life i was too chicken to do it despite trying to#i gained about fifteen to twenty fucking kilograms in the last three months#because i cannot fucking stop binging and EVERYBODY'S LIFE seems to revolve around food#my friends are incapable of hanging out without going to buy smth no matter at which time we get out of school#my other friends seem incapable of not checking calories VERY LOUDLY and calculating how much they lost walking around#my mom and i are home and awake at the same time abt two hours a day and one and a half of that is spent making/eating dinner lmao#im making the effort holy shit i am but i'm going to start being violent soon#i've started trying to strangle my cat twice in the past week i think#i'll show up tomorrow bc it's an opportunity and im not stupid enough to miss that by lack of self esteem#but really what is it good for#my friend isnt very delicate in her way to say it but she's right. i'm not cut out for being normal like that#i can sorta seem functional but you very quickly start seeing i don't know how to dress
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crebbyhermit · 9 months ago
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happy lunar new year <3
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bisexualize · 1 year ago
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im actually rly liking this album
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pleafyistired · 1 month ago
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can you guys tag your ship or something btw thx
Im gonna say something that gonna piss off a lot of people in the mo4 fandom sorry. I hope everyone have fun play with their toys!!! Do whatever you want I cant stop you but im gonna admit something I really dislike so just a warning im going to be a jerk
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mildmayfoxe · 9 months ago
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nothing like sitting down at the end of a long tiring week to eat a huge salad and a zaatar naan and a cranberry cider to watch dungeon meshi
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taffycandyqt · 3 months ago
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Please No
You can't sleep and seek company in your misery through your best friend. However he's not at home.
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OH MY GOSH IM NOT DEAD! In all honesty I haven't been super motivated lately but I started this personal project a LOOOOOOONG time ago and felt I couldn't move on to other requests before I finished it. When I started this I felt really inspired to make it solely because I feel there is simply not enough Donatello fluff in this world, especially in 03' and 12' s case. So I hope you like it!
2012 Donnie x reader
Aged up, all characters are college/older adult age, depends on how you want to read it.
Fluff, slightly angst if you really want it to be there
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Sleeping was always a struggle for you. Logically you knew you needed sleep, physically you felt tired, but mentally you just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Your body hated the idea and actually laying down and sleeping, so you went to the only person you KNEW would be up right now.
Casey Jones.
He was annoying when you first met him be he was chill enough that he grew on you pretty quickly. Not to mention that if it weren't for him you wouldn't have met your now boyfriend. You always enjoyed spending time with Donnie but trying to pin him down was hard especially since you didn't know where he lived. He didn't want you to meet his brothers just yet, says he wants time to adjust to your guys relationship before being teased. Which, fair. SO! To Casey's you went. You two usually met up at grueling times of the night so it was customary to clime up each other's fire escapes and practically break into the other person's house. You'd either scare each other awake or find the other sitting in their kitchen shoveling cereal into their mouth watching conspiracies on YouTube.
Tonight though, nothing. Like the dude up and vanished. You checked the kitchen and his room. You even went as far as to check the bathroom. THAT WAS HIS WHOLE APARTMENT! Did he have just as an abhorrent sleep schedule as you? Yes, but he never left the house to make it a strangers problem. So to ease your nerves you decided to call him, if that doesn't work, your gonna pray Donnie is awake enough to answer the phone.
One ring. Two ring. Third ring...
"This is THE Casey Jones." You breathed out a sigh of relief. He isn't kidnapped, dead, or lying in a ditch high of weed somewhere.
"Hey man, just dropped by your place, where you at?"
"Oooooh, one of those nights huh?"
"Isn't it always?"
"heh, I feel ya. Here I'll text you my location so we can chill." after that you heard talking from the other side of the phone. Someone that wasn't Casey. But before you could ask any questions Casey quickly responded to whatever it was that they said.
"SHUT UP! ILL KICK YOUR BUTT INTO NEXT WEEK, BUD!" ending with extra sass on the 'bud'.
That's when you got his text. Perfect!
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Orrrr not. You swear you followed the directions exactly, so why are you standing in the middle of an alleyway being told to go forward when THERE IS NO FORWARD! Being the reasonable person you are you blamed it all on Casey and let him know of your little predicament.
And, 'wait there, just a sec was his reply.' You didn't think Casey would be the kind of person to plot someone else's demise. Not that he he hasn't caused someone else's demise, he just doesn't have the forethought to think ahead about it. However this whole, standing in an alley in New York at 2 am alone, is really starting to feel like a plot.
Once again, your nerves started rising. You looked around the old bricks, worn with water damage and scraping and covered in graffiti. The dark distorted your surroundings making it unclear if you were really alone in that alley or not. The stench of the trash bags shoved as close to the corners and walls as possible started to get to you. Your breathing got a little heavier. The ominous lighting from the street lamp didn't help either. Then a sound rose above the scampering feet of rats. You turn to see the man hole cover slowly scrap along the concrete as a large gloved hand shoved it away. The darkness of the alley clouded the figure and with the covering gone the hole left seemed like a endless pool of inky nothingness. You were stiff as a board and you could hear your heart thrashing in your ears. This is it. This is where you die and it's all Casey Jones's fault.
"Hey you did make it! Nice!"
Your threw a scrapped can square at his face.
"Ow!"
"CASEY! YOU SCARED ME!"
"Yo chill! I told you I was coming to get you!"
"YOU TOLD ME TO WAIT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FRICK YOU WERE DOING! GOSH CASEY! WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING DOWN THERE!?"
"Hehe, come on. I'll show you," he winked at you before gesturing you to enter into the manhole first.
"No."
"Oh come on! Don't you trust me?"
"NO! Also gross. I'm not going down there just for the heck of it Casey. I have never been curious what New Yorks sewer system looks like."
"It's not about the sewers! We just have to walk through the system to get to the place," he told you mildly annoyed.
"And your purposely being suspicious about 'the place', because?"
"Because that's a surprise,"
"Oh joy. I just love surprises at 2 in the freaking morning, in the sewers, wearing my pajamas," you snarked as you lowered yourself down the manhole scowling slightly.
Casey led you through the sewers keeping a brisk pace. You asked him about the voice you hear over the phone earlier and all he told you was that it was part of the surprise. To which you rolled your eyes.
"You seem pretty confident on where your walking," you remarked.
"Well I sure hope so!" he laughed to himself, "I've only been coming here since highschool."
Him saying that struck a possible idea of what his "surprise" could be. But you couldn't be sure.
You initially met Casey in college. Not that he went to collage, he just crashed a class that you shared with his friend. He called her red, talked about her a lot too. You didn't really know her outside of that one class. It felt strange to know so many details about someone you've never talked to. He did mention that she was Donnies first crush but Donnie never talked about her though so you didn't really care much for that detail.
You knew that Casey had known Donnie, his brothers, and "red" since high school. He told you about their adventures all the time. Sometimes it made you feel a little disconnected, especially since the only people you ever knew from the group were Donnie and Casey. But you tried not to let that feeling get to you. It would simply take time. Besides, even if you're newer and don't know the whole group, neither Donnie or Casey ever made you feel like you weren't a part.
The thing is though, is that Casey only mentioned highschool when talking about the turtles. So while it is a loose assumption, you had an idea of what he might be planning. Part of you really hoped it wasn't what you were thinking. The other part really REALLY wanted it to be what you thought. But the majority part was to tired to care and just wanted something to do.
After a short walk you noticed the sewer transition into an abandoned subway station. That's when you heard the sounds of videogames and people. The smell of pizza lingered in the air the closer you walked to the sound. Eventually you got to the part of the station where lights lit up the dark space.
When you got to the entrance, you saw two turtles playing videogames. Pizza boxes littered the floor, some of them containing pizza, some completely empty. You were a little stunned honestly. Donnie had a genuine reason for not introducing you to his family, you didn't want to cross that line. But at the same time, you really needed a brain rotting distraction. You hesitated. But when Casey gestured you to go first through the turnstile first, that hesitation crumbled. You just wanted some pizza, was that so wrong? I mean you were already here, might as well just commit. You and Casey passed through and neither of the brothers tired to look at you. The one in red acknowledge the sound by saying,
"Welcome back Case."
"What didja need to do that you left so fast brah?" Asked the orange one.
"My best bud needed A.M. pizza, so I figured here would be the best place for her to get some," Casey told them patting your back before taking his seat next to the orange brother and picking up an abandoned controller. You followed, feeling out of place, you sat beside him.
This got reds attention.
"I'm sorry, she?" He paused the game to look over at you.
"WHAT?! CASEY WHO THE HECK IS SHE?? YOU CAN'T JUST BRING RANDOM PEOPLE DOWN HERE!"
"Dude chill out! First of all, shes not random, she's y/n," reds eye twitched, "Secondly, it's no biggie, she already knows Donnie, she's no snitch."
You smacked Casey's arm and shook your head.
"Hey! your already here aren't you?" he whined at you.
"Wait, how do you already know Donnie?" orange finally spoke up.
"Yeah, who are you anyways?" red questioned you.
"I-um. Hi, I'm y/n" you stiffly introduced.
You felt very awkward about this whole situation.
"And you know Don, how?" red reiterated impatiently.
You decided to play dumb.
"What do you mean?"
"How do you know Donnie?! Oh my gosh are you dumb?!"
"No, I get what you asked, but in what way?"
"THE FRICK DO YOU MEAN 'IN WHAT WAY?' HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BROTHER?!"
You both went back and forth like that for a while. Little did you know that this was Casey's plan all along. He had talked to Donnie about introducing you the family but he always said it "wasn't the right time". You and Donnie had been dating for almost a year now and had known each other even longer. Yet his brothers had yet to know you even existed! Knowing you, you wouldn't push the issue because you didn't want to pressure your poor boyfriend. You were under the false pretence that he would come around eventually. The truth is, he wouldn't. And it wasn't because of his brothers teasing.
They would still tease him yes, but they've grown, they know the line. The real reason Donnie hadn't introduced you was because one; he wanted you to himself. And two, the biggest reason; he was embarrassed of where he lived. Yes his home was cleanly and all but it was still a sewer. It had taken a long time for him to begin to believe that you actually thought he was attractive and not some kind of monster. Living in the sewer though? What if that breaks your entire image of him? What if you think he really is some slimy gross sewer monster after? He couldn't bear the thought. After being with you for so long, he doesn't think he could live without you.
It took a lot of nagging but when Casey finally broke him and that was the explanation he gave? Casey was so done. So he took matters into his own hands. He waited for the opportunity to present itself and tonight was the night.
"Dudes!" orange interjected, "Chillll. Ever consider that maybe she won't say cuz we haven't introduced ourselves yet?? Hmmmmmmmmm?"
He chewed red out. Red just scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Hi, I'm Mikey, and that grump is Raph," he told you, "He's been awake too long, he gets fussy without his nap."
You giggled at this, but before you could say anything back Raph had tackled Mikey to the floor. As they rustled you made a small laugh.
"What is going on in here so late?" you heard someone say from behind you. You turned to where it was coming from and saw the third brother you had yet to meet. Blue.
Before he could say anything to Raph or Mikey though, he made eye contact with you.
"Who are you?"
"This is my best bud y/n. Y/n, the fearless leader Leo," Casey introduced.
"Don't call me that Casey," he told him sternly. He walked over to you guys and took a seat in the other side of you.
"You know Case, if I wasn't half asleep I'd be way more upset about you bringing a stranger to the lair."
"She's not a stranger though, she's known Donnie for a while now. Besides we already got yelled at enough by Raph," Casey told him.
He humm and nodded in a 'that makes sense type' of way.
"So you've know Donnie for a while?" he asked.
You felt like could tell Leo just as much as you could tell Raph. Which was nothing. But you felt like Leo would be more receptive to a reasonable answer then Raph was.
"I'd tell you, but I'm not at liberty to say right now," you said.
"That's not suspicious at all," he teased.
"Hey!" you laughed at him and he laughed back.
Casey elbowed you and smiled proudly. He acted like he deserved a thank you for introducing you to your boyfriends family behind his back. All you did was elbow him in the ribs. That was he really deserved. You would be lying though if you said it wasn't an oddly fun situation.
That's when Raph had pinned Mikey and he started screaming.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? I COULDN'T HEAR YOUR BEFORE?!" Raph yelled at him with this hands pushing Mikey's head to the floor.
"AAAAAAAAA!!" was all Mikey said him response.
Leo sighed next to you, "I guess I'll be taking care of that."
Before he could make a move though, you heard a familiar voice.
"What is going on out here?! I can't work with all this RACKET!" Donnie grumply shouted.
He stopped right in his tracks when he saw you though.
The only time you had seen Donnie that worked up was when an experiment failed or his brothers got on his nerves. Even then though, it was just venting after the fact, so you never witnessed the brunt of his frustrations. Safe to say you were a little startled, not put off or anything, just surprised mostly.
"Y- y- y- y Y/N?! What in Earth are you doing here?? At this hour? Here? I- ??" he was completely flabbergasted and udderly mortified.
He looked a mess, bags under his eyes, mask lazily pushed above his eyes, and not to mention yelling like an angry old man! Oh nononono. It was bad enough you were in his sewer home, there's no way you don't think his a monster now!
"Would you look at that, guess you did know Don after all," Raph said, head in hand while an elbow laid on Mikey's head.
You turned back to Raph, "Why would I lie about that?!"
This boy was unbelievable.
"Raph get off Mikey," Leo told him.
"Not until he says it!"
"Really Raph? I though you stopped doing that when we were teens."
Deciding that you needn't be involved in that conversation, you turned back to Donnie who had a horrified expression on his face.
"H- how long have you been down here?" he asked quietly.
"Not super long, Casey and I only got here like, a few minutes ago," you answered him.
Donnie took a deep breath, he looked like he was about to loose it. You didn't blame him honestly.
"You. Brought. Her. Here?!" he asked Casey. Clearly hanging by the thread of his last nerve.
"Yeah, s'not like you ever would have, so I took matters into my own hands. Besides she's my friend just as much as she's your girlfriend, I have a right to introduce her to my closest buds."
"Wait. Did you just say, girlfriend?" Mikey asked. Leo was helping him off the floor with a displeased Raph standing to the side. They all froze after Casey's statement and started at you and Donnie with wide eyes.
"JONES!" you both yelled at him in unison.
"What? They were gonna haft'a know eventually, I just got the awkward part out of the way for you," he shrugged and winked at you both.
You were gonna kill him. And by the looks of it Donnie and you were on the same page.
You pinched the bridge of your nose and let out a sigh.
"Okay, I think Donnie and I need to have a private conversation. When we're done we'll clear everything up with you all. Okay?"
"That sounds good," Leo nodded while everyone else complained.
You turned to Donnie signaling to lead the way to wherever you two could have some alone time. He seemed nervous and jittery, but led you none the less. He let you in first through a big sliding door that opened up into what seemed to be a garage. It had tables with tools and other electronic equipment strewn around. There were chemistry supplies as well along with some posters in the walls.
"So," Donnie started, fixing his gaze on the floor, "you wanted to talk?" He adjusted his mask to fit back over his eyes.
"Uh, yeah," you answered. Why was the air so thick all of a sudden? Donnie was so closed in on himself it was almost like he was afraid of you. Honestly, you wanted to ask him why Casey said he would never take you down here. But now wasn't the time for that.
"What do you want to do now? I know you wanted to introduce me on your own terms but now that that's not really a possibility. So where do you wanna go from here?" You asked.
You figured it would best to have a game plan before explaining everything to his brothers.
"I understan- Wait what?" He looked at you confused.
"Uuhhh, where do you want to go from here? Ya know, now that your brothers know?" You repeated yourself. Now you were confused.
"I. Wha. That's all you have to say?" Donnie said mouth agape, shocked.
"What? I mean, about this situation yeah? I mean, I am curious why Casey felt the need to do this but that's not really my first priority right now. Am- am I missing something here?" You asked him.
"I- I thought... I live in a sewer," he told you.
"You thought you lived in a sewer?" Your confusion increasing, "Like. You didn't know?"
"No! I know that! I just... you don't care?"
"Why would I care? I'm sorry," you put a hand to your forehead, "did you think I would judge you for your living conditions? Which are honestly pretty cush. Who do you take me fore Don?!"
"I! Well it's not that I thought you would judge me, it's just... I'm a mutant. Living in the sewers just- I don't know. The only things you think of living in the sewers are creepy gross monsters or rodents. On top of that it's the sewers! Most people find that pretty gross."
"Donnie. We've known each other for longer then a year. If I was disgusted by you, you would know by now," you spoke dryly.
"All this time I thought you just needed to get used to things. But you were just assuming the worst about me? What the heck Donnie?" You were hurt. You loved him so much, and he thought you would leave him because of where he lives? He really thought you were that judgemental?
"What?! No! I wasn't assuming the worst about you! I was just afraid you'd realize you deserve better than me!"
"BUT YOU'RE ALL I WANT!"
He stopped and looked at you, eyes wide.
"Really?"
"Yes! And I hate it when you talk like you're not deserving of love just because you're mutant."
"I just... I just don't see what you see in me," he admitted.
"Then stop assuming things and closing yourself off. Talk to your family, talk to your friends, talk to me. I never worry about whether or not you love me, you've seen me at my worst and never left my side. You're so scared of how I'll react to your worst you never even give me a chance to show you," you grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye.
"You don't get to decide how I feel or what I think, only I do."
"You're right, I'm sorry. Sorry for assuming things, things about you, and for taking so long to introduce you."
You kissed him on the cheek.
"Thank you," you smiled at him. Then pinched his neck and pulled him to you.
"Ow ow ow ow!"
"And never do that again," you let him go.
"Yes of course absolutely never again," he nodded and smiled at you. You smiled back and patted his chest.
"Now before we continue the conversation of how to approach your family, I feel like we should address the eavesdroppers in the room," you said pulling back the door all the way. It was already cracked open to allow the peepers better visuals for your conversation.
As it slid open you noticed Casey and the three brothers trying to run away from the door.
"What! Guys! What part of private conversation do you not understand?!" Donnie yelled at them.
"I told you guys you shouldn't have done that," Leo scolded them.
"YOU LITERALLY JOINED RIGHT AFTER SAYING THAT!" Raph pointed an accusatory finger at him, "AND FOR THE RECORD IT WAS MIKEY'S IDEA!" He yelled moving his pointing to the youngest.
"Wow dude, I thought we were in this together," Mikey put a hand on his chest hurt.
"Well in the end it doesn't matter cuz it already happened right?" Casey shrugged and took a seat on the couch again.
Out of everyone here you and Donnie were most ticked at Casey.
Both you and Donnie approached him from behind and grabbed one of his shoulders.
"W-what? Uhhh. You dudes need something? Eh heh..." he stuttered nervous. Only just now did he realize the hole he had dug for himself.
"Why don't we have a chat Casey," you smiled but it was less of a question and more of a statement.
"Privately," Donnie finished, no smile to be found.
You both were gonna have fun with this. Then Donnie could take you home and tuck you in. What a great boyfriend girlfriend bonding activity!
------------------------------------------------------------Listen y'all, I know Google maps don't work like this, but just for the sake of plot pretend like it does.
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sanjisblackasswife · 2 years ago
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Doing Your Night Routine + Trying to Shave Their Balls with the Monster Trio (SFW-ISH?)
Ft. Sanji, Zoro, Luffy
CW: Very fluffy + crack, mentions of PP
Luffy
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You struggle to bathe this man you know good and well cleaning his face will be a struggle. Tonight though, you managed to convince him to do ONE black mask with you, but it did cost you your mini fridge.
“My face is very tight—-“
“LUFFY STOP LAUGHING!”
“I look so smooth—“
“Don’t Touch it!”
“Why the hell do you do this every night?! You know you don’t have to make yourself go through pain for me—“
“I DONT DO IT FOR YOU?!”
Luffy ended up falling asleep beside you on the bed. Luckily he was on his back so you decided to take some of the peel off, but one particular part of the mask by his chin was stuck and so you quickly snatch it off.
That was a mistake.
“SON OF A—-“
“I’m so sorry!”
You peppered his face in kisses but he just was pouting all night trying to pick and scratch off the mask swearing he won’t forgive you.
He did after you gave him some of your candy you had stash in your drawer
As for trying to shave his family jewels he didn’t mind only because he didn’t have any hair
He stood proudly showing off his junk to you
“It’s so smooth..”
“I know right!”
7/10 would try to do again, but with less pain and more food
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“Just one hair—“
“NO!”
“It’s right there just let me pick it—“
“Woman, if you don’t back the hell up—“
He didn’t want to do a face mask so you offered to just simply clean and moisturize his face, you managed to wash it however while putting on some cream on him you found an ingrown hair on his chin
It was green
With that being said you had your bonnet on, face mask on, and was straddling Zoro on top of your bed.
“Just Lay on my lap…please…”
He only agreed because he had a nice view of your tits honestly.
You pulled up his chin and plucked it making him jump.
“Wow that was really in there—“
“THE HELL YOU STAB ME FOR—“
“I DIDNT STAB YOU I GOT THE DAMN HAIR—bro are you crying…”
“Shut—-im going to sleep in the crows nest—“
If you think that you were ganna shave his balls after that think again
“Go to bed.”
“Can I at least see it—“
“CAN YOU NOT—“
“I Bet it’s hairy—“
12/10 would do it again to see his eyes water over a tweezer.
Sanji
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Excuse me y’all do this all the time
Anything that involves being with you he is down
You’ve trimmed his hair, shaved his 5 o’ clock shadow, he was little like your little doll when it was time to do your nightly routine if he wasn’t too tired from working all day.
However today you wanted to try something new.
“You wanna what?”
Mind you his face is like: 😀?
“I just wanna…trim it.”
“I thought you liked my hair?”
“NO BABY I LOVE YOUR HAIR I JUST—-“
Please help this man he’s starting to cry
You had an idea and you swear up and down you’d end up regretting it—
“Let me shave you…and then I’ll let you…shave me.”
Sanji never cared for your hair down there, pussy was pussy to this man but to hear you be so willing….
Pants was off immediately.
“Oh You’re not that bad.”
So you got in between his legs and began to trim just a bit, but your breath kept hitting his…pp.
He got hard.
“I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry—“
You giggled and told him it was okay so you backed up, but kept going making sure it doesn’t hit you in the eye—
“See! Tada!!”
Sanji was happy at you Doing so well and not nipping him but now he had something to take care of so he didn’t get to shave you that night
OOOOOH BUT BEST BELIEVE He remembered the next day.
He sat on your bed that evening with a spread of snacks, drinks, and clippers.
“Your turn!”
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cissyenthusiast010155 · 2 years ago
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hey! I loved that fic so much, I want to request another one please 👀 would you write teacher!morticia and student!r?
YES. Absolutely. The student is of age ofc 😉
Be A Good Girl ~teacher!morticia xFem student!reader
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Mommy…Master List
Prompt-List
Warnings: NSFW, 18+!!, smut, eating out, mistress kink, mommy kink, praise kink, etc.
Blurb
Enjoy (;
Morticia exhaled deeply.
It was her last class of the day. And she was fucking beat. Sometimes she questioned why she had become a teacher at Nevermore to begin with.
But then she caught your eye…
Her favorite play toy.
And she didn’t question why anymore. It just made sense.
“Class dismissed.” Morticia announced, “Miss L/N, stay behind.”
You gulped and squeezed your thighs together in anticipation.
“Yes Ma’am.” You responded like the good girl you are.
The class ‘ooooohed’ you as they filed out of the room.
Oh, if they only knew…
“Lock the door.” Morticia sighed.
“Yes Ma’am.” You quickly complied and got up to lock the door.
After, you made your way over to Morticia’s desk, awaiting her word.
“Come over here, good girl, and kneel in between my legs…” Morticia groaned, moving her chair to open up space for you.
You knelt as you were told.
Your obidient eyes met Morticia’s tired and horny ones…
“Mommy’s had a long day, baby… Be a good girl and make mommy feel good…” she cooed, opening her legs to reveal no underwear under her dress.
You licked your lips and the sight and began to quickly scrunch up her dress for access.
Morticia impatiently grabbed the back of your head and bucked her hips up to meet your face.
You licked through her folds greedily, eliciting many moans and groans from Morticia’s lips.
“That’s it Baby… im almost there… don’t stop…” Morticia spurred you on, bucking her hips even more violently into your hips.
Morticia came, her walls clenching on your tongue as you gladly ate up all she had to offer.
“Fuck! Such a good girl!” Morticia cried, her head rolling back as her orgasm hit her hard.
You helped her over her high, lapping up her juices.
After which, Morticia cupped your face, bringing it up to hers.
She smirked at your cum splattered face, closing her lips onto yours.
She moaned at her taste on your lips.
“Such a good girl…” she whispered into the kiss.
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darkxsoulzyx · 2 years ago
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TSAMS DOODLES!!
(SPOILERS BELOW!!)
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I LOVE THE FAMILY TROPE ITS SO FUN AND FIEKXMCIEKSX IM A SUCKER FOR IT GUYS— IM A HUGE SUCKER FOR THE EVIL VILLAIN FAMILY TROPE RAHGAGAHAHRAHAHAH
KC is such a guy omg— I absolutely have so many mixed opinions/feelings on him but it’s safe to say that I think he’s pretty neat 👍👍
EARTH MAN. NOT GOING INTO THAT
I LOVE LOVE LOVE NICE ECLIPSE!!! HES SO TIRED AND SO CONCERNED— I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE ESSAY ABOUT HIS AU AND HIS LIFE AND CISICMSKCMAIIDF I JUST LOVE HIS WORLD!!
Hey hey— Evil Lunar AU when—???? (Haha jk… unless—? 👁👁)
SUN FINALLY GETS TO SNAP!!! YES YES YES FINALLY OH MY GOD FINALLY THIS MAN CAN GO APESHIT!!!!!!!
Bloodmoon 💞💞💞💞
I love Solar Flare a normal amount. [explodes] (NO FOR REAL THOUGH HES JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY OMGGGGGG HE IS JUST SO SHAPE!!! SO GEOMETRIC!!)
Currently working on a TSAMS AU (oooooh spooky) and now that I’m up to date, I’m ROLLING AROUND WITH THE SHEER AMOUNT OF POSSIBILITIES—
I’m happy to report that I’m practically caught up with the series now! As for the doodles I typically do while watching, those are still in development >:) so I guess look forward to those later? Who knows lolol
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37q · 19 days ago
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much like my whistling an offline "secret" (""""lore"""") about me is that im the most allergic person in the world.
theres not a moment where my nose is clear. im blowing my nose every few minutes. this may have affected my appetite and tummy as a kid because the post-nasal drip is honestly very filling in my stomach. and thats disgusting to even write out. but it caused so much non-pathological sickness throughout my adolescence! alienated me so much from my body, endless discomfort and pain. and dissociation frfr.
atm im so stuffy and sniffly. SO SO SO stuffy and sniffly. blowing my nose twice a minute type shit. my stomach has been in so much pain that i can barely eat, and ive been getting CONSTANT headaches. ugh. we have the fan on for circulation at night but thats exasperating my chronic dehydration and so my bodys producing extra extra extra mucus which is basically embalming me with all the moisture i have left.
this gets into my larger topic, one that i touched upon in a post recently, what that im REALLY not taking care of myself. im so alienated from and uncomfortable with my senses and my body and ive been like this for so long (my whole life) that my habits are just coping spirals instead of proactive... i can barely even recognize when i want water... i love using my body and i want to strengthen it because im TIRED of being TIRED all the time but its SO hard to break through all the pain. i want a new life but oooooh so comfortable whatever but nothings actually comfortable im just used to it.
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