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Writing Moodboard

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive

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I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”

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An overgrown light pole in Poland

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You are a shapeshifter who has secretly taken on many fake villain personas across the world. Your goal is to fight each hero you meet with a persona that embodies said hero’s worst traits, forcing them to change for the better in order to defeat you.

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hold on a second man…

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Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Erik: Because I am here.

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you can tell this is an accurate x-men adaptation because every single mutant first reaction is like “i CANT understand how could professor let Evil Terrorist magneto be here??? what kind of brilliant plan he had in his mind?” meanwhile the reason is that he is gay and correct. charles knows. they’re both gay. they’re making it your problem too

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girls when ao3 is down...

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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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I’m sorry okay

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MC: Can I ask you for a favor?

Sebastain: I would literally die for you but continue.

Ominis: We have got to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.

Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.

Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.

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“Great Marine commanders, like all great warriors, are able to kill that which they love most - their men. It’s a fundamental law of warfare. Twice I had cheated it. I couldn’t tempt fate again.” - Nathaniel Fick, One Bullet Away

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That’s it. That’s the show.

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Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!

Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (: