#OOOH MY GOD.
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pinketine · 5 months ago
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Sometimes I wonder why so many black people left tumblr and then I look at this site and consider leaving too
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sunderwight · 6 months ago
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Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.
Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!
Binghe is not happy about this.
But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.
When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.
While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.
Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.
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amberpriceenthusiast · 3 months ago
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Cannot stop thinking abt this picture like damn hello Mr Washington 😍
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frownyalfred · 3 months ago
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Imagine Batman making the JL have like, a training session where they all swap weapons to see how they would react out in the field with nothing else. Everyone shows different signs of struggle with adjusting, just for the Batkids to waltz in and use every single weapon in the room with the precision of a seasoned professional.
He'd definitely deny it if you asked, but Batman 1000% half-grunted half-laughed when Red Hood used Oliver's bow and arrow to shave a few hairs off the top of his head.
Not only did Bruce train them to be able to use those weapons if the JL went down, he specifically trained them on how to use those weapons against their owners if it was ever necessary.
He also taught them how to destroy those weapons and take them out of contention during close quarter combat. Because those heroes live and die by their weapons, they’re damn near sacred to them, but Batman taught all of his students to never depend on a weapon like that.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago
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the way u tuck charles hair behind his ear like a dainty elf princess whenever u draw him sends me every time, i know erik would agree 🙏🏻
i fear im adopting 'dainty elf princess' into my vocabulary here on out thank you for this wonderful gift anon
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might you accept my small gift in turn ... i was inspired ...
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solidaritygaming-fanblog · 24 days ago
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Do not let these two near each other. Oh my god the angst that would occur
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gotham-snark · 5 months ago
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ruumuf · 8 months ago
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"I can't believe what Im seeing!"
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kogglyuffs · 1 year ago
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theyre SOOOOO married oHMYGOD
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kolomo · 5 months ago
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the apothecary diaries | kusuriya no hitorigoto ⤷ 16. lead
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pinketine · 2 months ago
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...Oh my god I hate this man.
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CHROMACOPIUM UNTIL THE BITTER END 🫡🫡🫡
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jubmato · 7 months ago
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guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple
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shrinkthisviolet · 2 months ago
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Gotta love that the ATLA fandom collectively shifted from Zuko/Katara to Zuko/Sokka during the 2020 renaissance due to a growing appreciation for Kataang…
…but Maiko still gets paid absolute dust 🫠 what, y’all can finally appreciate Kataang (about mf time), but Mai has to either be abusive, cold, or the stereotypical “mean lesbian”? And the most she’s allowed to contribute now is to give birth to Izumi and then not even be her mom (on the rare occasions that Zuko/Sokka fic writers even let Mai be Izumi’s birth mom)? Very progressive…
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pnfc · 5 months ago
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man id hate if the pnf writers room got the impression they shd dial back on doofperry gay relationship drama content after the negative reception (read: mine, and others presumably) to mml s2. because to be clear that was not my problem with mmls2, it was the fact that you were making it milo murphy’s problem. milo murphy should not, in his daily life as a beleagured teenager, have to deal with the ramifications of a 47 year old man's romantic breakup with a gay platypus
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painted-fanbird · 11 months ago
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POV: you’re the tired Pokemon partners to a trio of slightly feral rat children. (You are also feral yourself)
One part experiment, one part art style study of @critterbitter’s GORGEOUS art, and all an excuse to dabble in drawing some Pokémon (and bonus rat children because Crit I love what you’ve done with them so much it’s ENDING ME every time you post)
Done in Procreate entirely with the syrup brush to capture the feel of MS Paint because that’s the mood I was in lol, and only a single blend layer right at the end to harmonize the colors. Those shadows and highlights were picked entirely by hand and I feel stronger for it <3
Bonus: Rat children reactions!
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jesusmyking2024 · 4 months ago
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Who said that you can't give your garlic grilled cheese sandwich a bath?
The bread is Organic Sourdough. Perfect bread!
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