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Sometimes I wonder why so many black people left tumblr and then I look at this site and consider leaving too
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Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.
Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!
Binghe is not happy about this.
But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.
When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.
While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.
Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.
#svsss#bingqiu#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#luo binghe: I don't know why the evil deity toys with me this much but as long as he is amused then he's not killing me#luo binghe: each day he lets me live is another blessing especially since I have no hope of escape#luo binghe: is it for some sick amusement that he drags me to and from the dens of monsters and feigns ignorance?#luo binghe: if I reveal that I know the truth will the ruse end? does he do this with all his sacrifices?#luo binghe: or is he toying with me because he knows that I'm not really a maiden at all? standing on this knife's edge is unbearable#luo binghe: and yet somehow this is the most stable my life has been ever since the death of my poor mother#luo binghe: the world is cruel -- perhaps if I become whatever it is this god desires I might be shielded from more of it for another day#luo binghe: wait I have heavenly demon blood? then... perhaps my dark master considers me a suitable companion thanks to this?#luo binghe: are we two companions in this wretched world? outsiders sharing scorn and thus only able to find solace in each other?#luo binghe: is this what it feels like to care and be cared for? it's been so long I had almost completely forgotten it#shen yuan: gosh these upgrades are getting convoluted I wish I had a skill menu or something#shen yuan: oooh neat a slime! easy exp!
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Cannot stop thinking abt this picture like damn hello Mr Washington 😍
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Imagine Batman making the JL have like, a training session where they all swap weapons to see how they would react out in the field with nothing else. Everyone shows different signs of struggle with adjusting, just for the Batkids to waltz in and use every single weapon in the room with the precision of a seasoned professional.
He'd definitely deny it if you asked, but Batman 1000% half-grunted half-laughed when Red Hood used Oliver's bow and arrow to shave a few hairs off the top of his head.
Not only did Bruce train them to be able to use those weapons if the JL went down, he specifically trained them on how to use those weapons against their owners if it was ever necessary.
He also taught them how to destroy those weapons and take them out of contention during close quarter combat. Because those heroes live and die by their weapons, they’re damn near sacred to them, but Batman taught all of his students to never depend on a weapon like that.
#asks#anon#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#jl#Justice league#Oliver losing his bow: god damn it my BOW#dick losing his escrima sticks: oooh that was just the warm up
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the way u tuck charles hair behind his ear like a dainty elf princess whenever u draw him sends me every time, i know erik would agree 🙏🏻
i fear im adopting 'dainty elf princess' into my vocabulary here on out thank you for this wonderful gift anon
might you accept my small gift in turn ... i was inspired ...
#mcu#xmen movies#xmen#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#my god the image is so small plesae click/tap it to look at it thank you#MY FIRST CLASS THIS MORNING GOT CANCELLED irony. we call that irony.#but yah thats why i offer you ... a small token of my appreciation ... for i had a liiil extra time today#if i didnt control myself i prob coudlve accidentally turned this into a whole page but we practice restraint around here#actually i started this last night and only finished it this moring. after the class i actually had of course#because i severely underestimate how slow i work lol but anyway ..... //giggles and kick my feet//#i love drawing so much i get to draw whatever i want and giggle and kick my feet all day about it#i havent made a comic in a while .. even if its just a short one like this oooh i miss it .. i love drawin comics ft gay people#there somethin special bout tuckin someones hair behind their ear... while they have hair anyway...#thank you very much for liking how i draw charles as a dainty elf princess i'll continue to do as much until i die !!!!!!#im eating tho. i didnt eat yet and its like lunch time BYYYYYEEEEE
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Do not let these two near each other. Oh my god the angst that would occur
#I spin these two around constantly. Put them in a blender please#Joel cries when he sees Jimmy. Jimmy doesn't understand why Joel's being nice to him#All Joel knows about this Jimmy is that someone (or multiple someones) ruined his life and he's jumpy and defensive#All Jimmy knows about this Joel is that something happened to his version of Jimmy. And that he's really really protective#Mutually traumatized. My favorite kind of gay couple /j#jimmy solidarity#smallidarity#joel smallishbeans#Joel has multiple fits of pure violence when people insult or belittle Jimmy. Jimmy has his hands full with this guy#Meanwhile Joel is also giving Jimmy therapy and advice about this “mysterious” man who started the jokes#Oooh god
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#OUGH#Juni Ba went HARD in this issue#my god#Talia al ghul#Damian Wayne#babian#juni ba#boy wonder#the boy wonder#wednesday spoilers#dc comics#I could screencap every single panel#oooh I love the colour swap.here between the eyes#like this is what the see of eachother
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"I can't believe what Im seeing!"
#ruurarts#friday night funkin#fnf#fnf pico#fnf fanart#pico school#art#merely a 15 min doodle of my fav game over screen art LMAO#also off topic#my mind cant stop on looping silly billy oooh my god#its too peak
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theyre SOOOOO married oHMYGOD
#digital art#my art#fanart#cookie run#cookie run fanart#cookie run art#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk art#crk fanart#OOOH MY GOD THE BLORBOS#THEYRE SO PRETTY AND THEYRE GETTING MARRIED#I CANT BREATHEEEEE#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM#pLEAAAASEEEEEE#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#white lily cookie#white lily crk#purelily#crk
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the apothecary diaries | kusuriya no hitorigoto ⤷ 16. lead
#mine#the apothecary diaries#dailyanime#anisource#animangahive#fyanimegifs#userroh#usermoh#himawaari#usergojoana#userkyaa#useralphonse#userinahochi#userjenny#usermoonz#usercomfort#oooh my god i built my computer and making gifs is a BREEZE on it#knhedit
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...Oh my god I hate this man.
CHROMACOPIUM UNTIL THE BITTER END 🫡🫡🫡
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guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple
#art#my art#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp fanart#technoblade#ctechno#technoblade fanart#half life#SORRY half life fans .........#i fucking ahate drawing the hev suit so bad ohhhhh my god#like oooh yeah let me spend an hour staring at machine plating and whatever the fuck#just for a dtupid fucking doodle that turns out mid anyways#FUCK YOU HEV SUIT 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#< jokes btw. its actually pretty fun when im not losing my mind#the other contender for this wouldve been ctubbo. i think he would do well in half life#ctubbo would see a rocket launcher and adjoining rockets 100 ft away from a military helicopter#and think 'maybe god does love me.'#however i think ctechno has just enough Kill That Guy Disease to pull it off smoothly#as opposed to ctubbo who might die at the end
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Gotta love that the ATLA fandom collectively shifted from Zuko/Katara to Zuko/Sokka during the 2020 renaissance due to a growing appreciation for Kataang…
…but Maiko still gets paid absolute dust 🫠 what, y’all can finally appreciate Kataang (about mf time), but Mai has to either be abusive, cold, or the stereotypical “mean lesbian”? And the most she’s allowed to contribute now is to give birth to Izumi and then not even be her mom (on the rare occasions that Zuko/Sokka fic writers even let Mai be Izumi’s birth mom)? Very progressive…
#also zvkka has the same issues as zvtara#but idk if the fandom is ready for that conversation#atla fandom crit#anti zukka#anti zutara#kataang#maiko#‘lavi it’s been years since 2020’ and i’ve been mad about it since then ✋ i’ve just only talked about it in passing#finally got pissed enough to make a post about it#i think my last straw was someone saying they headcanon mai as a lesbian#but then saying ‘but i don’t like the term headcanon. see i used evidence from the show to discern this’#like…oh my GOD maiko is not comphet#y’all just love stereotypes#and can’t conceive of a romantic relationship that is slightly atypical#oooh but also a pro-zuko/sokka/suki post that excluded mai was ALSO a big factor#y’all wanna erase her sooo bad even tho a) zuko is canonically LOVESICK around her and b) she feels safe enough to be vulnerable around him
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man id hate if the pnf writers room got the impression they shd dial back on doofperry gay relationship drama content after the negative reception (read: mine, and others presumably) to mml s2. because to be clear that was not my problem with mmls2, it was the fact that you were making it milo murphy’s problem. milo murphy should not, in his daily life as a beleagured teenager, have to deal with the ramifications of a 47 year old man's romantic breakup with a gay platypus
#can you imagine if you were in high school studying for the SATs and a 47 year old man was crashing in your living room going oooh#my platypus boyfriend doesnt love me anymore oh nooooo#and like meanwhile god has a vendetta against you and is dropping looney tunes anvils on your head every 5 seconds like you really dont nee#this additional stress#....i need a nap excuse me lmfao#this post prompted by 'i hope d&p hug in s5' tag i saw and yeah me too. me too man. me too#meta
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POV: you’re the tired Pokemon partners to a trio of slightly feral rat children. (You are also feral yourself)
One part experiment, one part art style study of @critterbitter’s GORGEOUS art, and all an excuse to dabble in drawing some Pokémon (and bonus rat children because Crit I love what you’ve done with them so much it’s ENDING ME every time you post)
Done in Procreate entirely with the syrup brush to capture the feel of MS Paint because that’s the mood I was in lol, and only a single blend layer right at the end to harmonize the colors. Those shadows and highlights were picked entirely by hand and I feel stronger for it <3
Bonus: Rat children reactions!
#bird’s scribbles#pokemon#art#blitzel#litwick#tynamo#elesa pkmn#emmet pkmn#ingo pkmn#oooh my god you guys why are HATS so hard to draw#mad respect to people who are drawing those suckers consistently#also I adore all of these people and pokemon#specifically this version of them which is kind of funny bc I know nothing about any of these characters in canon#but hey#these are my kids now and I won’t be taking criticism XD#also elesa’s shiny swablu outfit from opalucid city is my fav#so I had to draw her in it XD
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Who said that you can't give your garlic grilled cheese sandwich a bath?
The bread is Organic Sourdough. Perfect bread!
#garlic#grilled cheese#spinach#sourdougbread#mouth watering#healthy food#comfort food#food aesthetic#cheese#meltinyourmouth#eat food#time to eat#photography#so yummy#oooh my god#ooey gooey#cant get enough#omg look at that!#hungry#delicious#sandwich
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