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#BROOAKAKAKALALALALALALAAALALALALALALALALALALALAALALalalallaalalallalalala#UR FUCKING KISIJ GMENAKALALALAJAKAKAKA😻😻😻😻😻😻#BRO OKOKOAKAKALALALALA#HOSHINA IS DEF MY FAVE FROM THIS SHOW😋😋😋#BRO LOOKAT HIMMAKAKALALALAKAKAHAGDGSVWVNWJAKAA#BAKTBARVAKTBALR ALR AKR GRRRRARGH BARKABRKBARK😻😻#HES SO HTOABABANAJA HELP EM I CAN TBRWATHE#😭😭😭😭😭#HES SO FUCJIGN HOT BRUH#HIS WAIST FUJCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEKWKALALLALA#HES SO …. 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫#BROOAKAKKAKA#BRO I WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD ITS U REALJAAKLALAALLAAL#😻😻😻😻#USE THAT ON ME NEXT ME NEXT !!1!1’-&-&-&-@#GET MAD AT ME OOH OOH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!1!1!1!1#😋😋😋#HIS BAAAACK FUCK ME#maybe its just the compression shirt … NAHHH ITS HIM FR🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼#I WANT HIM SO BADJAKALALALA#ok lemme chill#BUT NAHHH HES SO HOT RUCJAKAKALALAHDHSHASHGSGAHAHAHAJAJAJAKA#😭😭😭😭#im going mental actuallt#[‹ moshi : thirsts ›]#soshiro hoshina#kaiju no. 8
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...
#svsss#svsss shitpost#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#sqq#luo binghe#bingqiu#scum villain self saving system#SY would unironically thing LBH's scrabble skills are impressive and hot#it's not even LBH spelling out the spicy words#its 'OOH 3 words in and already using 12 letters? in one word?! bold sexy astute'#'a Q? how debonair'#they're made for each other#not because any sort of soulmate nonsense but because they're both right type of freak to respond well to that#imagine being taken in by the intellectual prowess of another man's scrabble skill because youre that much of a prick and a know it all#SY is simultaneously a good and terrible person#truly a redditor#meanwhile LBH is someone who never made a friend in 12 + years of schooling and simultaneously is extremely popular#equally freak behavior#both does and doesnt have a hobby#would be an incel if he didnt choose his target and won't let go#kids these freaks are professionals#do not repeat#not even getting into how SY is both pulling not with mulitple people constantly and its like you think how is this man single?#and yet is not how#its where and when but also why
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Ed's expression ohmygosh
Hes so---?!????????!?!?!
#I take back anytime ive called him pathetic#OH DEAR LORD#His face...... Ehmm#tdb#tokyo debunker#tkdb#He might become my favourite when next eps drops#Ooh... You're angry... That's kinda hot...
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 arena ultimax#p4au#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#yosuke do you HEAR how absolutely bisexual you are#ya boy's just sitting here thinking ooh girl hot boy hot ooft why is everyone so hot#he's good with his queue
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wah i looove their designs and animation...
#sketched last night looped ''hot air balloon'' track last night rewatched elemental last night you know just how it is....i love it all augh#elemental#elemental 2023#pixar elemental#elemental fanart#ember lumen#wade ripple#it's so fun how just going w/the flow waviness drawing a wade is Correct. some flamey shiveriness / jaggedness in ember's lines is Correct#and it's all the more fun how it's like oh ofc not quite hitting the mark of how great their designs really are....so so good#and of course the expressive elasticity not only with their faces but the way their bodies ft. respective elements can be expressive#in addition to just usual [assume you have a usual literal human body] expressiveness options in posture / movement etc lol#also was thinking about how like we know everything we Need to know re: wade & his dad but also have so [zero details there]#which is interesting to wonder about. kinda assumed like oh a parent got sick & died but now considering how it could've been an accident..#the tiny layer of A Reaction he has when ember's talking abt parents giving up everything for you: could be nothing much; or Anything#also noting i Didn't note the first instances that they hear each other's names or introduce themselves thusly lol#or at least i sure can't recall it. just start knowing the other's name partway through which Isn't A Problem but it's like#ooh just more to consider & reexamine. i love to pick up More Details & that's helped by my difficulty in catching them in the first place#one thing about me i don't Catch things i don't Notice shit i don't Get stuff. and also of course: i do though lol#always a trip when it's like oh i love this movie i'm seeing it probably the two dozenth time#and then i notice something for the very first time that was clearly straightup meant to be Gotten upon the immediate viewing#even to the extent that smthing later seems to be kinda happening out of nowhere if you didn't. & i'd just rolled with it#like ok i'm autistic ofc that's something i gotta do all the time. & the adhd means i might keep getting distracted around the same pts.
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people who can draw humans hot are so powerful because i straight up cannot
#i can draw monsters hot#humans?? nah#it's funny to be like ooh trust me ppl think he's hot in universe ok. will i show it? no 🧡
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Let's be funny about the "hm, you're a pretty handsome guy my dude" bit. Because characters don't know about clone fighters here. So Yamcha, before he realized it might be him, just says that to a random guy for all he knew at that moment
His bisexual awakening was himself 😭
#ask#null talks?#ooh yamcha...#he kisses himself in the mirror everyday#i think is kinda cute that he knows hes hot
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Like I do think River and the Doctor's romance was built up poorly. However. You see. I like her.
#rose rambles#she is often poorly written#and Moffat has an obsession with calling her a psychpath#as a shorthand for whatever psychological issues he believes#inconsistently#that she developed by being raised by madame korvain#while not actually developing thr ways that these things would impact river and HER life#however. see. i like her. and I could fix her (writing. i do not need to fix her herself.)#I think moffat just went “crazy women are hot” and didn't care to go much further than that#given how he treat's Amy and River and how these aspects of their character are at most#acknowledged when useful#and at worst#there to go “ooh obsessive amy” or “oooh hot psychpathic killer”#and this is why. i am taking them away from him.#he (moffat and the other writers) doesn't appreciate them enough#*enjoying amy and river greatly* i am not looking forward to seeing them on screen next season <3
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Stephen Arden Appreciation Post for @sourswitchbladesblog
#🤤🤤🤤#ooh boy#he was so hot in this movie#my god#sir 🥵🥵🥵#the most 20 something looking 43 year old i've ever seen#still baffles me to this day#like i'm shook#real shook#bruh#i love this cute dork though#i would have been his girlfriend in a heartbeat#stephen arden#species 1995#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina#ai filter
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wait we get to make you talk about ships? crowley/jack. what about that
girl you know you can make me talk about whatever you want. have to ask me to shut up probably!
I appreciate the audacity of this ship, first of all. Like Crowley dies the minute before Jack's born, right? That takes stugats. Like even more than that one determined Garth/Benny shipper. (Here's hoping Sheppard and Alex Whatshisname get married next.)
So your choices are full AU or an interesting post-canon thing where Jack dredges Crowley out of the Empty, presumably to smile at him and ask him all kinds of questions Crowley really doesn't want to answer but, whoops, New!God is completely immune to manipulation and you gotta be honest, because your lies will be super obvious and what's the point of that? So that's kinda fun.
but w/e, let's talk AU. Who cares how it starts in this sort of place. Like, whatever, Crowley gets a Jack Kline to dandle on his dadly knee instead of an Amara -- sure. I mean first of all let's all appreciate how hot that idea is, right? Woof. Blonde smiling shiny boy and Crowley's got 50 plans that he's meticulously arranging in the background and all kinds of manipulations and angles and uses to which the boy can be put, but also... god, he's shiny. And innocent in a true way, unlike pretty much anyone else Crowley ever deals with. The Winchesters are half-rotten even if they're determined do-gooders; Jack is just -- a fresh dawn, a spring morning. All the more appealing to try to spill some black ink onto and yet -- the purity is so thorough that he doesn't want to. He might do it still, because demons are demons no matter what, but...
There's also something appealing there about Crowley getting a kind of revenge on Lucifer by mucking up his son. Like you can imagine it as purely petty. Getting the kid on his back and wailing through a first orgasm and Crowley taking a polaroid from the side with a big grin like Happy Father's Day! Best served with a size of jizz, lol. And it could also be something to needle Sam and Dean with, since they're his dads too, although tbh I feel like Crowley should keep that one Real secret because Dean's general "no murdering Crowley" policy might end SUPER quick. (I don't like thinking of him as a shotgun dad, but given this particular kid and this particular suitor it's probably justified. Meanwhile Sam has a straight-up fury aneurysm.)
I guess I haven't mentioned Jack's side of the whole thing but lbr, Jack's ass is up for anyone who will be nice to him and offer to teach him things. Crowley is so willing to teach. Plus I bet being a super-nephilim, with all the power that implies, he's probably got a practically non-existent gag reflex!
#answers#friday night wine party#--now very much a midafternoon oof that was a big lunch party#ty for the puzzler frauke but c'mon. that's hot as hell.#shipping as it's truly meant to be done: ooh that'd be hot. let's do it.#and do jack! he's obviously eager for it
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I think i wanna write dracula fanfiction
#i started it for school and i love it#its much better than the phantom of the opera#it would be a yandere dracula x reader#because ooh boy dracula would be hot if he wasnt decribed as an old man#ive always loved supernatural hot characters#dracula#dracula bram stoker
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OWEN WILSON at the IFC Films' premiere of Paint - March 23, 2023
#owen wilson#paint#wake up y'all new peak look just dropped 😭😭#sorry for coloring this in two seconds but it's actually UNFAIR how hot he looks like sir please i have to go about the rest of my day 😭#his hair is PERFECT ooh y'all i gotta get out of here lmao#him and his model poses okay BYE ;;;;#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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the SHRIEK i SHRUNK my poor neighbors i'm so sorry to them
#i rant#buffy the vampire slayer#s5ep14#ooh he loves her so much. and she's being such a fuckin prick about it#buffy he's SO hot and SO in love with you and he's trying so hard and your mom and your sister love him#christ riley was some moron you dropped books on
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him signing your tits and fucking you in front of a mirror so you can both see his name
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? I am sweating at this
i don't even know where that came from but that little twink would be SO into it. the day you get a tattoo for him is the day he goes insane i just know it lol <3
#first time he ever gets really possessive too i fear ooh hot#mads answers asks#matty asks#smutty asks#flatmate!matty
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