#OLD MENNNN

[cheesecakezyum]

hey, hru? i just found your blog and tbh i really love it and your writing, it’s just so good! so can i request the mayor realizing that he likes the reader, and how he would confess? thanks! <3

Anyone Can Change, If They Try Hard Enough!

Ooh! Sure! We all love some unhinged old men am I right or am I right?

My hiatus has been so long simply due to some financial, family and more personal issues I’d rather not discuss publicly. Writing doesn’t pay my bills after all! Maybe I should make a Kofi or personal commissions? Most likely not— I’m just here to have fun. Anyways, I’ll be back to writing the multitude of prompts that have been given to me over my hiatus. To think that my last post had me at 150 followers, and now I’m almost at half a thousand now! I’ll try my best to make it up to you within the upcoming months as well as a Christmas special piece on Ao3! Stay tuned my lovelies <3

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♡- I wouldn’t say what he feels is love at first sight. Quite the opposite truly. You, being a known rebel against the Lady Bone Demon throughout the period of time the world was in utter disarray.

♡- He was truly and utterly devoted— in any way, shape or form; His goal was to stay by her side for the rest of eternity if granted such a gracious opportunity. Why ask for anything more?

♡- One of his duties? Taking care of the foolish mortals who dared to disobey the new world. That was where he initially met you. Someone who had daringly risked their life to let a family of four flee. You jumped in front of them! You don’t know what had happened to them after, but it didn’t matter. They had more to live for than you did in your brisk opinion

♡- As foolish as the mayor believed you to be, he did nothing but cackle and unceremoniously take his leave. It was hilarious! Why would you would risk your life for these people? It was utter nonsense!

♡- A small part of him admired your bravery, no matter how insane it seemed. The mayor was reminded of his own loyalty to his lady.

♡- The act had left him in your thoughts, so utterly long until he was ripped away from any bone demon powers he had once attained in a massive quantity. One minute he was fighting the monkey king, and the next?— forced to give out information to the very same people trying to stop their plan to rewrite the world as the simian took his very place.

♡- He was able to get away, as easy as it was when the scums just left him there. The only problem was, he had nowhere to go. Battered and bruised, the old mayor of the city would stick out like a sore thumb! There was only one option.

♡- He had to find you. Maybe because he showed you such mercy, you’d repay him with a safe place to dwell until things died down? If anything, you’d even get on your knees and kiss his shoes! Yes yes, that’s the plan.

♡- It took a few days for him to find you, but once he did? Ohhh, you certainly looked different than you did during the ‘apocalypse’. You dressed quite nicely! Formal wear similar to his! He never noticed you worked right in town hall; the place he dwelled most being undercover. Who knew?

♡- Back to your situation, you had moved to a much better area; Close but not exactly in the heart of the city you once did! Due to many losing their homes, you had opted to stay in a friends condo she had for rent, which was practically spotless! It was way better than the now ashes of your former home. You finished up settling the last of your boxes in the living room before hearing a clean three knocks at the door.

♡- You didn’t like who you saw. Not one bit. It was the mayor of the city, monster, the very same one who threatened to obliterate a family simply asking for mercy? He looked like an utter mess.

“Well hello there ci!—“

You had shut the door before you could hear any more. Had he been stalking you? What was his reason for such an intrusion.

You heard his muffled voice on the other side, but instead chose to preoccupy yourself with better things than an old, no— ancient man outside your door. You weren’t a young hot shot either! Being in your late 30s has proved to you that you were simply gaining maturity.

Something was just, off about him.

♡- By evening, you had realized that he was still at the door— waiting with his usual eerie smile. What had even happened to him for someone with such power to come here? If he really was a threat— destroying your home would’ve been a piece of cake.

♡- You made stew, and what you didn’t expect was your body to move for you.

The man was no longer waiting by the door, instead seated in a gentlemanly manner alongside your exterior walls, you had lifted a hand. What were you doing?

“Hey….are you hungry?”

He looked up at you, the very first time you didn’t see his face with forced glee.

♡- Maybe you did have a death wish.

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I have the horrible ability to turn simple prompts into ideas for full pieces of work. Anywayssss, thx for reading!!

[ttimecode]

MY FRIEND'S OC JOSEFFF i like him a normal amount

a Normal Amount.

[jazzzzzzhands]

Men don't get told enough that they are cute and I am on this earth to fill that void

[art-of-the-sunrise]

trad sketches <333

[z0mburger]

it's no surprise that valentine's day is yet another holiday steve has never partaken in. he had a vague knowledge of it, and the thought of experiencing it himself gave his stomach butterflies. was it nerves ? excitement ? it was likely a mixture of both.

he'd struggled on what to get for cesare — he doesn't really eat, so chocolates were out of the question. sense of smell wasn't that great either, so a typical bouquet wouldn't do the trick. the crew had urged him to just be himself, and so it brought him here. he held a bouquet of balloon flowers in hand, head down in shyness as he mumbled into his jacket.

" since it is saint valentine's day, i made — i made these for you. i hope you like them ... "

💀 — [ Cesare had also been struggling, racking his zombie brains over what to get Steve for the occasion. his crew, unlike the other, had suggestions such as, ' LIT TNT BOUQUET. ' they were still weaning off the whole ' evil and wicked ' mindset. ]

" Aw, Steve..! They're -- They're perfect. I love 'em SO much! "

[ he literally HOPS forward to accept them, holding them in an arm while the other hand raises to affectionately tug at his scruffy cheek. his own had quickly turned blue, and his big grin had scrunched up his crows feet and smile lines. ]

" Pretty, gorgeous, INTRICATE, like my favorite clown! You're such an artist, Stevey! I'll be SO careful with it, gentle like a handling a baby bird, and I won't let ANYONE touch it -- Oh! Here, here -- "

[ now it's Cesare's turn to be bashful, carefully setting aside Steve's gift to rummage for his own. he timidly takes his hands to place a small plush toy in them, which ' vaguely ' represents that same clown. perhaps some inspiration was taken. ]

" I made this for you. I'm rusty, I -- the stitching isn't the best, my hands aren't all dexterous like they used to be, but I can re-stitch it if it comes undone ... "

[loverboybrightsideghost]

like i'm just saying, if i were in their skin, i'd treasure every instant out there. but whatever

[metalmusicwhore]

HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO MY FAV OLD MENNNN :DDDD

I literally could not think of any other bands/ band members that I know that have kids it’s like 1 am and I’m tired as shit but still YIPPIEE HAPPY FATHERS DAY YA GEEZERSSSS🩷🩷

[syscultureis]

rural plural culture is desperately trying to find ONE psych who specializes in dissociative disorders . ONE !!! i have FOUR OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO ME and TWO OF THEM ARE OLD MENNNN. we can't TALK TO OLD MEN 😭

Most of our trauma is from old men lmao

[snakeoid]

OUUUUU YOUR ZHONGLI IS SO ROUND LIKE A LITTLE FLINTSTONE GUMMBY IM GONNA CHEW ON HIMMM, THAT BIG OL GUY LOOKS LIKE HE EATS PEBBLES AND KISSES OTHER CUTE OLD MENNNN 💗💗💗

thank you but must i tap the sign again

[catboymoments]

thinking abt my oc and berlin again…gay old men…

GAY OLD MENNNN

[imagine-that-100]

Oh I'm not saying he ever was just he used to feel like a person a bit more I guess? I totally get being tired now he's been going for ages that's totally fair I just think it gets to a point where the concert seems kinda not worth it now? Like I'm glad I can say I saw them. As for safety I had no idea my concert was kinda dead aside form the guy pissing on everyone (some dude just got his ckcok our and was passing in a cup and it overflowed because he didn't want to leave his spot and then he just tipped it out and covered a load of people)

I'm glad I saw them at the very least but I also hope Alex at least takes a break of he really is tired because not only is it not good for him but it kinda sacrifices the experince for others too.

Anyway the hives absolutely slayed and I am 100% going to their gigs if they come to the UK for their upcoming album

Yes sorry I know what you’re trying to say I went on a bit off point hahaha 😂 but yes I get what you mean, I think it’s quite possible he’s lost his passion for it. And I hadn’t seen them before leeds fest last year and I guess I was expecting him to be chatty like Matty is but he wasn’t (and that’s fine it didn’t effect the quality of the gig for me) but I think I only expected it because of the compilations I saw of funny moments from old gigs, but then I had to remind myself that those moments were from so many different gigs so I don’t know why I was expecting it in mine. (I’m so glad I got the broken mirrorball moment though it was so funny). Sorry I’m getting off track again.

Omg ewwwwww I hate mennnn why are they like thattttttt. Anyway yes I feel the same, I’m glad I went to the 3 I did on this tour and I met some amazing people too so that was fun and seeing him so close and so pretty was amazing.

But I hope he has a break now, he needs it (especially before glasto with his illness)

Hell yes to the Hives, they blew me away. They better do a manchester date because I will be there

I love him so much ahhahaha

[ratchetsrustykneejoints]

AHHHHHHHH OLD MENNNN 😍😍😍

Shout out to orion my favorite ever for telling me abt ratchet/hightide

[dralbum]

Hello! Happy June! It's Pride and I have another question (7/30)

Hello hello, today we are going to take a dive into the word "Gay".

The word gay dates back all the way to the 12th century, and comes from the Old French word "Gai" meaning "full of joy or mirth". This word might have evolved from the Old German word "Gahi" meaning "impulsive", however this is unconfirmed.

This was in use for centuries to mean any version of happy, carefree, mirthful, joyful or bright, and didn't have any sexual/sexuality link until roughly the 1600s.

At that point, the "carefree" gay started being used to call a person immoral or promiscuous, and the Oxford English Dictionary defined it at the time as "addicted to pleasure and dissipations. Often euphemistically: of loose and immoral life". So, a prostitute eventually became known as a "gay woman", and somewhat ironically now, a "gay man" was a womanizer or a man who had a lot of sex with woman (especially prostitutes). This also meant that a "Gay House" was a perfectly normal way of saying "Brothel", and this is also where the word "Gaiety" comes from ("lively celebration or festivities" <- it is a common word in theatre names nowadays).

Then in the 1890s, the term "Gey Cat" ("gey" was a Scottish version of "gay") was used to refer to a "younger man in the company of an older man" or a man who offered sexual services in return for food/protection. Because of the implications of "sexual submission2 in the first definition, this phrase is thought to be the origin of "gay" as "homosexual", rather than just as "sexual deviant".

In 1951, the Oxford English Dictionary for the first time defined "gay" as slang for "homosexual", but this usage was in less mainstream communities at least 30 years earlier, specifically in US prisons and homeless camps.

"Bringing Up Baby" in 1938 is probably the first movie to use "gay" in its modern context. Cary Grant wears a lady's feathery robe in one scene, and when asked why he ad-libbed "Because I just went gay". (<- however, it is unlikely that "mainstream audiences" understood this, and likely thought he meant the carefree definition)

So, with all these definitions, I want to ask you, what makes you feel ""gay""? (any definition you want! :))

Happy Pride 🌈 🎉

I LOVE MENNNN I LOVE LOOKING AT MEN AND DROOLING OVER MEN. INCLUDING MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND. AND SUCKING HIS FAT C

[ylissebian]

what makes ed happy is you

[wherearemyglassesbro]

I just love the idea of Francis calling Arthur 'mon lapin' which is 'my rabbit' in English. Why does he call him this? Because when he kisses Arthur's nose, he scrunches it up like a cute little rabbit and it melts the Frenchman's heart every single time. Arthur just rolls his eyes but he likes all of the cute nicknames Francis calls him, not that he'll admit it

[imeverywoman420]

COTTON IS THE SEXIEST CHARACTER IN KOTH HE KILLED FIDDY MENNNN!!!!! BOO YEAH I know he wouldn’t be sexist to me I can change him

My daddy issues arent sexual i just have like this urge to bond with old men in this tomboyish way and change their sexism.