#OLD MAN YAOI 💥💥💥💥💥

[theperksofbeingstupid]

this is what happened in opc 11 and 12 right?

[clownsuu]

bullying ford just for funzies 💥🥄

cw, the tiniest amount of blood/body horror

[sillylittlegaymer]

Plushie yaoi :3

[koreykelley]

Old Man Yaoi 💥💥💥

(First time drawing the two. Ken has two hands, odbald can be his lover as well. 🥺🥺🥺)

[d00rkn0b]

local old man Yaoi enthusiast shares his most recent stuff 💥

[hasnomoxxie]

Doodle dump [au time]:

Antoine blast💥

(I figured out how to change the text size holy hell I'm awesome)

I did some of these before but I think they're still decent to an extent so-- genderswap design doodles :]c

[Antoine as in Antoinette and I think Dannie for Annie works dncncn]

ALSO I'M POOPOO SO PEPPINA TOO

Old man yaoi so good it can be old woman Yuri

Old ass sprites from ages ago Ew don't look but they're there anyways--

Still workin on ideas for the swap au o7

I just can't think of a good outfit for Nina 😭

[beartitled]

I think Normal Bill is almost just as intelligent and knowledgeable as his canon counterpart, since he had more time to focus on science and such instead of chaos and despair and.. just about every problem in the book.

Can he also still see through trees and The All Seeing Eye on the dollar bill?

Does he have all the powers of Canon Bill?

How does he feel about Ford and Dipper?

What would he think if he saw his parents?

And.. how does he feel about all the.. imagery of him throughout the world? (Remember how Ford had a fucking golden statue of him? And with the cave paintings.. and the dollar bill, the pyramids have a vague eye shape on them (since canonically they were statues of Bill until the top hat and hands fell off) The Eye Of Providence being a sign for God.. yeah it’s REALLY suspicious, I don’t think he really trusts the Pines family at this point, because they are horrible at hiding things, you don’t need to be an all seeing god to know that.

(Sorry for the long rant, I just love this AU)

Don’t apologise for a rant 🫵 I love rants, my brain just can’t comprehend them sometimes 💥

And also aww 🥹 glad you enjoy this AU ❤️

Okay lemme try answering 👏

First yes, absolutely, he’s a smart boi

His energy is just in the nerd stuff now, instead of chaotic insane vibes he has in the canon

Yea and I think he considers it normal lmao

“Wait what do you mean you don’t see through trees Mabel? Like.. I thought everyone did??”

He’s a smart boi, but he is oblivious in some instances

Not sure about all powers, but some for sure

Also this Bill walks everywhere, bc he never saw humans fly and didn’t consider trying (maybe he saw one human attempt it and decided to never try it himself 💀)

I honestly not really sure

Again not my initial idea, but remember one person saying that Bill would have some intrusive thoughts about Pines time to time, not understanding where they come from and probably feeling really guilty about those

But ultimately I think he would consider them a semi family to him

If y’all want a more detailed answer

He’s probably the closest to Mabel, bc she’s a forgiving person and treats Bill as a new person

This version of Bill would be in a girls squad and hang out with them during sleepovers (he’s a gossip girl come on 💅)

Dipper would still be cautious around Bill (as well as Ford), but would get used to him over time forming some sort of brotherly bond

Also Bill would ship Dipper and Pacifica, occasionally playing cupid for them during Dipper crushing on Wendy

He saw an opportunity to tease Dipper (and he said it would be a good enemies to lovers trope)

When people said “Stan would’ve taken that shot” yea, he would kill the child

But perhaps after seeing Mabel being buds with Bill, he just might be a little less defensive

It could both ways really: either Stan would be completely against Bill, but grow to tolerate his presence with occasional (semi)friendly bullying; or Stan would double down and just actively trying to kick Bill out

Either way they would have some sort of rivalry for sure

He would be buds with Soos and Wendy, just chilling with em on the occasion

And the last but not least Ford

He would be the most paranoid and cautious, not because he’s afraid of Bill like Dipper, but because Ford is afraid of “trigger the old Bill inside”

He and Dipper had an agreement to hide all possible information that could potentially remind Bill about his old self (all the Pines agreed to it too to some extent)

Were they successful in it? Who’s to say

Bill obliviousness saved em a bunch of times

And to address the elephant in the room: no, Billford does not exist in this AU

*booing can be heard across the fandom space* NO, YOU’RE NOT GETTING OLD MAN YAOI ON THIS ONE

🍅💥🐻‍❄️ *tiny bear screaming*

Anyway

I just don’t think it would be fitting in that particular scenario

Don’t get me wrong I like canon Billford (I love the memes and the fact that they are implied to be canon exes is hilarious), but canon Billford

This particular AU just makes the situation incredibly specific 💥

I tried to imagine a scenario where Billford could happen (like i dunno, they gave baby Bill to Oracle and then met his “normal” version)

But with the direction in which this AU went, I think it’s best to leave Ford and Bill with a platonic/parental relationship

To be fair it would be incredibly weird to raise your ex in a baby form 😭💥

But I never actually considered to continue this AU originally, so um 💥💥

I think Ford would just eventually start treating Bill like Mabel: he’s a new person now and to keep that new person undamaged, you need to keep a lot of information hidden (for everyone’s and Bill’s own sake)

This version of Bill and Ford would get along, bc they would both be nerds

(btw Bill’s design is similar to Ford, bc this is how nerds look 🤓💅/silly) (but you can adapt it in a way that Ford just had an influence on Bill, they have a family nerd look™️)

I’m still not sure what kind of time paradox shenanigans the went through to raise Bill tho 💥

This

Honestly I think it would be hilarious if he just thought it was some different guy

“A triangle… with one eye… what if.. naaaah I don’t have a top-hat”

Anyway thank u for the ask ❤️ hope it was fun to read through💥

[themintman]

"this fandoms so toxic 😖😖 there's so much drama and shit going on!!" I DONT CARE 💥💥💥💥 Now show me my old man yaoi

[raindropsyndrome]

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OLD MAN YAOI⁉️IN MY CHARACTER LINE UP⁉️WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAPPY ENDING‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

[zarla-s]

So here are the shipnames for Larry/Kabu (🍙🔥) I've seen so far.

English: larrykabu, kabularry, larryxkabu, kabuxlarry, silverstreakshipping, afterworkshipping, ossanshipping, firebland (fireblandshipping?), old man yaoi, aokabu (transliteration of the below)

Japanese: アオカブ, aokb

THIS SHIP IS A NIGHTMARE TO SEARCH/TAG FOR IN ENGLISH THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT ONES even so I'm going to toss my hat in the ring anyway and say kablarry would be an extremely funny shipname for them. KABLARRY 💥

[tobideiweek]

Tobidei Week 2024 Prompts Announcement!

Hey Tobidei Nation! It's that time of year again where we celebrate our favorite duo, Tobi (Obito) and Deidara. This year, Tobidei Week will run from October 12th to October 20th, and we can't wait to see what you all come up with!

Here are the prompts for each day:

October 12th: Apology ~ Fanboy

October 13th: Near Death Experience ~ Teams

October 14th: (Break Day)

October 15th: Protection ~ Letters

October 16th: Old Man Yaoi ~ Genderbend

October 17th: Urban Tribes ~ Motorcycles

October 18th: (Break Day)

October 19th: Alcohol ~ Taking a Shower Together

October 20th: Free Prompt ~ Your Favourite Modern AU ~ 90s Anime Style

A quick note about the prompts: we received several suggestions for specific urban tribes like gyaru, goth, and punk. To make sure everyone can participate and include any urban tribe they love, we've decided to use a general "Urban Tribes" prompt for October 17th. Feel free to interpret this in any way you like and bring your favourite to the week!

Remember to tag your creations with #TobideiWeek2024 so everyone can find and enjoy them. We can't wait to see your amazing creations!

Happy Tobidei Week! 💥🍭✨

[incohorace]

this performance specifically is the one im picturing btw

anyways i think jim steinman and meat loaf should have had an onstage makeout session . deeply out of character yes but i maintain thay it would have fixed them

[blue-thief]

TOXIC THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN YAOI WIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥‼️🗣️🗣️💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️💥‼️‼️‼️🗣️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️💥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥🗣️💥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥‼️‼️🗣️💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[vilochkaaa]

old man yaoi‼️💥🆘

[hampal]

Hey guys have my crackship of coyle and Vox because it’s scary how good they are for each other

DRAWN BY MY QPP YES CHAT I MADE IT I HAVE A PARTNER NOW AND SHES VERY PRETTY AND-💥

Electric old man yaoi needs to happen guys

[moonlit-dreamers]

Can you rate all Eclipse ships?

*rubs my grubby hands together* i abso-fuckin-lutely can

the lower they go doesnt mean "i despise it" (unless specified) its just that i dont find it interesting/dont personally ship it/never think about it. this also wont include poly ships bc then i just Wouldnt Stop. btw im not gonna edit this so if some shit is typed wrong then uh . sucks ig hjgfjhfh

eclipse/solar - 10/10 - nothing could be better than this. this is my otp above sun/eclipse. nothing can be improved upon bc it is perfect. learning to love urself by loving another version of urself? SIGN 💥 ME 💥 UP 💥

eclipse/sun - 10/10 - second thing i ever shipped (first was sun/solar <3) and its stuck with me ever since. enemies to lovers. wonderful. scrumptious

lord eclipse/sunvant - 10/10 i say this counts to be added to the list bc i fucking can. theyre also my otp. toxic codependency. sunvant having pure blind devotion to lord eclipse despite everything hes done to hurt him? GHOD

eclipse/sunbeam - 8/10 - grumpy cat x golden retriever. or maybe a yorkie with how much sun yaps ghdfghfgh. he'd probably act so fucking annoyed with how much sunbeam yaps but in reality he actually pays attention to all of it bc despite how little of it makes sense its actually entertaining

eclipse/moonshine - 8/10 - theyre nerds that kiss each other. they work on games and random projects together. theyre wonderful

eclipse/ruin - 8/10 - okay im actually writing these out of order and i was almost done THEN FUCKING FORGOT THIS. toxic yaoi at its finest. while ruin is still forcing eclipse to work for him he gets Silly™️ and just goes "i can do whatever i want and nobody will stop me" and ofc he does. if that includes torture or messing with him until his mind breaks then thats up to you. would this be accurate to canon ruin? absolutely not. do i care? fuck no <3

eclipse/dark sun - 7/10 - ADDING THIS IN EDITING BC I WAS FUCKING STUPID AND FORGOT THEM OTL. this the good shit. toxic yaoi. i have thoughts but theyre all gone rn idk wtf happened to them so imagine i made a shitty summary of a fucked up scenario

eclipse/old moon - 7/10 - gwuh creator/creation beloved. idk man. it could either be healing and fluff or angst and toxic. you pick <3

eclipse/solarflare - 7/10 - again. creator/creation. im unwell. AND YET ANOTHER COULD BE TOXIC OR FLUFFY. me thinks onesided pining from sf while eclipse is either oblivious or ignores it would be fun. OR they both use it as a chance to explore bc why not :3

eclipse/earth - 6/10 - not my favorite but its good for fluffy shit. idk why but every time i decide to doodle eclipse being flustered its always with earth. she just appears and makes it her job. idk what to do my hands just move on their own

eclipse/nexus - 5/10 - lower than old moon bc i just dont find it as interesting

eclipse/lunar - 5/10 - personally not that interested in it. but if you bring it up in the middle of a conversation another alter WILL come running over. he responds to it faster than his own damn name. ask him and he'd start going OFF.

eclipse/ballora - 4/10 never think about it but it could be fun

eclipse/bloodmoon - 4/10 - think it could be fun. again, could be toxic or fluffy.

eclipse/killcode - 4/10 - yet another "good ship but not personally interested". tho i think it could be fun. giant soft monster x angry small creature

eclipse/puppet - 3/10 - i like it more than puppet/foxy but thats only bc its eclipse added. i just. i dont like puppet. shes getting better but for a while she was SO annoying to me and i just. my opinion is tainted 😔

eclipse/vincent - 2/10 - i can see it? maybe? who fuckin knows lol

eclipse/anyone else - 1/10 - im just lumping everyone else into one thing so i dont go on forever. basically just the "never thought about it and probably wont continue thinking about it" ships