#OLD MAN SWEEP!!!!

[eluminium]

STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

[sprinklesharkie]

THESE TWO TEAMS ARE U KIDDING MEEEE

pink parrots old man sweep

[thepigeonking25]

Reigen is getting he's ass kicked by an old radio man LET'S GOOO

[soleilsketches]

dance partners

[stalebagels]

This is my final war cry

[lastfridgemagnetleft]

Peace and Love on Planet Krank

[josephtrohman]

It’s doing weird things to his brain because it’s both familiar and comforting, but at the same time, it’s all wrong... Or: Patrick dressing like a past era of himself at Download Fest has Joe thinking lascivious thoughts that he can’t help but act on.

if you were also left feeling ways and thinking thoughts about tttyg era beartrick at download, my friend and i wrote a fic you just might enjoy <3

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

notes of this poll made me curious:

[kiwiplaetzchen]

"We do so adore restricted areas, don't we?"

"We shouldn't go in there. Which is exactly why we should. Now take heed. There's a chance we could get caught."

[tasaq]

Spiderman 2099 comics (1992 run) was truly ahead of its time. i can't just look at the Freakers and say, "What if the Freakers were freaky, and instead of cannibalising public eye officers, they cannibalized public eye officers and slept with men" because they're already doing that.

[bonefall]

longtime dc fan and i think a lot of people are angry because alex is obviously one of the most culturally relevant instances of misogyny in media. that being said being more culturally relevant doesn’t mean it’s the worst instance of misogyny and i think bumble definitely experiences more profound misogyny in the way the actual content is presented, if that makes sense

I get you, and that's a charitable way of looking at it.

I think what's rustling my jimmies is that like, there was a couple of WC fans being mildly dismissive of Alex in that note minefield, after dozens of comments of "fuck you how could you let the fridge woman lose" and "Bumble didn't deserve to win ANY rounds" and "how could A CAT experience misogyny." But then WE get blamed for the toxicity because THEY were butthurt that the Funny Cat People have the 'audacity' to win something they feel entitled to.

Like, we've gotta be endlessly charitable as we get openly insulted because they're upset about Alex losing, a very well-known and culturally relevant character with a legacy so massive we have a whole term named after her. But condemnations of "She's just a cat, letting WC into this poll was a mistake, Bumble can't even be a victim of misogyny" only started coming around once I started talking about it.

as if it's OUR fault people got passive-aggressive or even OPENLY aggressive towards us, and that we're "just as bad" for retaliating

But like you said, it's not a "Most Culturally Relevant Misogyny" tournament, it's a "Canon Misogyny Victims" tournament. And you're not even supposed to give a shit that Bumble died. The fat, woman abuse victim is beaten to death by a dictator, and your takeaway is meant to be, "It's so sad that Clear Sky is being blamed for murdering her, now they're all preparing for self-defense against a homicidal maniac, oh nooo :("

And I think that DOES make her deserve the win here! Alex is a MARTYR. Everyone with a brain agrees what happens to her is bad. It happened in her canon because it was bad. We talk about her and keep her memory alive. Bumble gets dismissed entirely out of hand because she's "just a cat in a kid's book" as if that doesn't make it worse, and as if the kid's book didn't treat a domestic abuse survivor like a moron for even asking for help.

Anyway, just to reiterate, I love DC fans. It's not all of you guys. Alex was done dirty and deserves justice-- and it's even kind of a shame that all she became is "The Fridge Woman." I haven't even heard people talk about how she was a wary, responsible person who was still ready to rock with Kyle's new weird glowstick powers, or that she was a journalist, or that she just got brought back in another edition as a Green Lantern only to be revealed as an illusion and re-absorbed back into Kyle's mind. Nope. Even her fans just remember her as The Fridge Woman.

[15-lizards]

To be honest when I see a “best fighter in asoaif” poll I am no better than those power-scaling guys on Reddit who just cream on Jamie’s dick every time it’s brought up except I’m dick riding Barristan. In another life I’m a mod on r/freefolk

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

[rush-the-stars]

I just know Wolfwood is an ol' fashion lover boy/hopeless romantic I can feel it in my soul!!!! What kind of 1st date do you think Wolfwood would take his s/o on?!?!?

ANON.......YOU ARE WITH MEEE....

i think he is too. i think he tries to hide it with a tough exterior but when he really likes you....all bets are off. old fashioned lover boy is coming OUT.

first of all. he's bringing you flowers on that first date. or chocolates. or something small/not too serious but thoughtful. then i think it sorta depends on your personality? but again, something thoughtful but not too intense. maybe dinner at a restaurant you love? or maybe one you've been wanting to try. could see it also maybe just being like cocktail/drinks at somewhere a lil nicer. i would say a movie or show but tbh i think that's saved for dates 3-6. he wants to know you a lil more. wants to hold your hand throughout the show. i think first date, he wants to get to know you (or if he already knows you...can spend time and get to know you in This Way), so somewhere you can talk. i think also a walk after dinner/drinks.....wants to be a gentleman and offer his arm to you and let you cling to him ohhhh he's falling apart.

actually adore this question thank you for asking me so i can push my loverboy wolfwood agenda.

[blusandbirds]

kk2 and kk3 really make you appreciate the simplicity of kk1. like johnny lawrence was literally just some guy meanwhile chozen is ziplining down a string of lanterns to murder daniel and his crush and terry silver is out here psychologically torturing the poor dude. johnny's goal was to beat the shit out of him because daniel was annoying and johnny was a mean kid who liked karate a little too much and i can almost respect that.

[trans-xianxian]

tagged by @llycaons to make a poll of my top 5 favorite characters tyyy hehe

hmm I will tag @qujianglin @enok1 @mqfx @recapitulation @rosasappho @vampirekinn