#OKAY MY BRAIN FEELS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER THIS

[sugusatosluut]

Overworked and Overstimulated

Synopsis: You take on every job Cecil hands you as his overachieving daughter, but what could be more relaxing after work than getting high with your friends?

Warnings: Edibles, smut, threesome! MDNI💓

You returned back to the guardian’s hq, exhaustedly ripping your mask off of your head. Your father called you on four missions back to back because he had already sent the new guardians and invincible to space. You wanted to go sooooo bad, but he found it better for you to sit this one out. Coincidentally upon returning back, you had found out that they all made it back a few days ago and Cecil wanted you to handle everything until most of them recovered. Easier said than done. Usually it was about six life threatening issues a day, but to tackle four of the worst ones in one day was just a little too much.

You showered, then went up to your room. Dimming the lights, you changed and turned on your music as you took out a pot brownie. You deserved this, you worked too damn hard not to. Stupid GDA invested father using you as a machine.. but he was your dad and sometimes it was your fault for biting off more than you could chew. Typical of you to not say something yet act out when you’re overstimulated. Just typical.

As you got comfortable in your little room, Mark and Rex knocked at your door. What a surprise, they never approach you unless they need help, so maybe now’s not a good time to get high.

“Yo, y/n! Good job holding down the fort until we came back. I see the world’s got a new favorite nepo baby.” Rex chuckled as he grabbed a chair.

“C’mon Rex you know she doesn’t like that.” Mark nudged his shoulder.

“Sorry.. sometimes the social awareness just doesn’t que up fast enough in my brain. Anyways, whatcha doin? Taking the night off?” Rex asked as he played with the items on your desk.

“Yeah, my dad gave me four of the worst missions today. Just figured I’d mellow out in my room for the rest of the day.” You sighed.

“With a pot brownie?” Mark asked sitting in the edge of your bed and holding the ziploc bag containing your brownies.

“Uh-y-yeah. Well I was gonna wait til you guys left in case you didn’t need me for anything but this seemed important so I couldn’t eat one right this second.” You said nervously.

“Fuck that, this is your free time.. Mark and I have been off for a while. Let’s say we make this a group trip huh? I’ll pay you back for it later.” Rex said taking the brownies from Mark.

“I’m down, you don’t have to pay me back though Sloan. I’m content with this. Just quality time with my friends.” You said relaxing back in your bed.

You, Mark and Rex all ate a brownie, waiting for the effects to kick in.

About an hour later you were all feeling the effects. You had put some dumb chick flick on and both men were entertained. It was quiet. Mark was shirtless, with an arm wrapped around you and Rex was also shirtless laying on your chest. Before the high had kicked in you guys gave mark money to get snacks and he delivered. As you guys watched the movie, all that could be heard was the crunching of chips. Both of their bodies were keeping you extremely warm. The movie ended and all three of you were wondering what to do next.

“Basketball?” Rex offered.

“Let’s go. Me and you Rex.” Mark smirked at him.

The three of you went down into the HQ training center. Both boys were shooting hoops.

“This is boring, can we find a way to make it interesting?” Mark asked.

“Ask and you shall recieve. First one to score five shots wins a kiss from the pretty lady over there— and don’t tell me you’re not dying for a taste of that. The best things in life are things that you aren’t allowed to have.” Rex winked.

“I can reason with that as long as it’s okay with y/n.” Mark asked.

“We’ll— I don’t wanna sound desperate but I mean it’s perfectly fine with me.” You blushed. You were in fact the most desperate for this. The past flirtations between you and Mark and then you and Rex throughout your time at the GDA always got to you. Your dad always steered them both away.. well not just them, everyone—away. Mark and Rex didn’t really care, they were friends to the end. They stood up to Cecil which finally allowed you to go on missions, but Cecil drew the line at space. The old man knew better than to get between you and your friends. Yes, you loved your dad but there’s always a battle to be fought with him.

“You’re on.” Mark smirked.

Both boys played away and suddenly the score went from one to four. It was the final point for each of them.

“This one’s for you!” They both shouted together. The anticipation guided you to insanity. If Rex scored and mark felt jealous? It would ruin you. If Mark scored and Rex feel jealous? God.. it’s too much to handle. It’s okay to change your mind and everything, the boys would understand. You don’t want one without the other.

“Well looks like we’re both getting kissed. Both our baskets were made.” Mark smiled smugly.

How did you miss it? Oh well. You weren’t kissing them in the middle of the guardians hq, that would be an awkward moment you couldn’t come back from. The boys held their excitement until you all made it back to your room. Now it was really awkward for you.

“I know I���ve only gotten high with you guys once before but holy shit you look like you’re in a real predicament right now y/n.” Mark laughed.

Rex joined in on laughing, both of them were laughing a bit too hard, it was a little too contagious.

“You’re right, she’s as red as a fucking ripe ass tomato!” Rex was wheezing at this point. The laughter coming from your room was intense and anybody coming by your room could tell you were having a fun time.

You started laughing along with them and soon the laughing turned to joyous tears from your stomachs hurting so bad. After all the laughing, you rested your head on Mark’s shoulder again as you all made it back to laying on your giant bed that took up most of the room in your little box. Mark scooted you, letting you in between his legs as your back touched his chest. Mark played with your hair and Rex was up to something mischevious. Rex snuck himself under the covers, pulling down your lace panties and your pajama pants. You would have been way more alarmed in any other circumstance but for this one? You felt so at peace with both of them doing what they wanted to you. It was the best stress relief you had in a while.

Mark’s hands reached for your shirt, lifting it up off your body and kissing the back of your neck. As Rex started to eat you out your body started to tingle with numbness. The high was really intensifying all your senses. Rex’s tongue lapped and licked your little bud under the covers. To ease you, Mark grabbed onto your breasts, kneading them and kissing your neck. Rex’s grip on your hips stayed firm.

“I thought you both wanted a kiss.” You whined.

“We did, the high just feels too nice to waste on a little kiss. You getting overstimulated? I can tell by the way you’re squirming. Quit acting out.” Mark said firmly as his hands shifted positions, as one arm was now around your neck.

You whined and groaned until you started getting close, both boys were naked at this point, the temperature in the room getting hotter, the feelings more intense.. both boys were slipping in and out of you roughly as you were still whining, eventually the three of you would finish at the same time. You all hit the showers and you went back to your room in silence. Your body was now tired.

“Hey- uh.. thanks for that. If you ever wanna use me I left my number on your board.” Rex winked at you before deciding to leave.

“Leaving so soon?” You asked.

“Yeah.. unfortunately you’re not the only girl on my roster sweet cheeks.” He whistled.

“Alright, see you around.” You waved.

Well at least Rex admitted to wanting a late night booty call.

Mark walked into your room timidly.

“You leaving too?” You pouted.

“Oh stop pouting. I got you flowers. I wanna stay and cuddle. I was in space for five days I thought you’d miss me a little more.” He said.

“Now look who’s pouting.” You smirked.

Mark came into your room placing the flowers on your nightstand and laying down on top of you, his body weight giving you the utmost relief.

“I don’t want to share you again. That was a one time deal.” He complained.

“I understand, thank you for letting me experience that.” You smiled at him.

The room seemed to go quiet, you eyes started to shut and mark had one last thing on his mind.

���When are you gonna tell your dad about us?”

“Mark— go to sleep.”

[honeylouwho]

𐚁  tool girl ; clark kent

SYNOPSIS: being clark's tool girl comes with high pay PAIRING: clark kent x reader

WARNINGS: nsfw (18+) / fem!reader / p in v / car sex / being clark's tool girl / reader are clark are kinda obsessed with each other LOVE NOTE: based on this and this

“You love being my tool girl, don't you?” Clark Kent chuckled, fitting his hands around your waist and propping you up on the hood of his truck. His body nestled in between your legs as he stroked the inside of your thighs with his thumbs, the touch was familiar and welcomed, and his words had you melting like a popsicle on a hot day. Clark Kent was just so dreamy— it was almost like he fell from the sky, because a man of his looks and charm was just… unearthly. After a day of following him around the farm while he completed his daily tasks, he always rewarded you with a special treat.

Him.

“Is it time for my treat?” You asked Clark, cutting him off from whatever he was saying— words were falling from his lips but your mind had wandered to more important topics. The air was warm, but that wasn’t the reason your skin heated. It was the combination of his touch and all of the things he was about to do running through your head.

“You don’t listen to me at all, do you?” Clark shook his head, the smirk that is always on his face turning into a full fledged grin.

That’s how you ended up in his truck, flipped on your back as Clark jammed his big body in the cab. The space was small, but it was inviting because the two of you liked that there wasn’t much wiggle room. Bodies connected with no possibility for personal space, Clark already had your panties hanging around his rearview mirror, which was so unlike him, it only made your stomach burst with excitement. Feeling his cock enter you stifled any of the thoughts that were racing in the back of your mind. Now, your focus was only on the feeling of his shaft pumping in and out of you, the tip consistently hitting that sweet spot of yours and pulling melodious hums from Clark’s mouth. The noises he made were sultry and sugared, the gruffness of his grunts counteracted by the softness of his moans.

“So tight, just f’me?” Clark groaned in your ear, the sound forcing you to clench around him. Even if Clark wasn’t hitting your g-spot at a consistent speed or using his middle finger to overstimulate your clit, you probably could have finished at the sound of his grunts. You couldn’t help the way you fluttered around him, your body was just so responsive to every aspect of him. His voice, his muscles, his brain, it was like the two of you were interconnected in more than just one way when he was inside you. 

“Feels too good,” you said through moans, tipping your head back against the freshly upholstered seats of his red truck. Clenching your jaw, you brought your hand in between where your hips connected to try and stop his thrusts. If he didn’t slow down his pace, you were going to finish in an embarrassing amount of time. Clark knew exactly what was happening— his body was so aware of yours that he knew your subtle changes and body chemistry like the back of his hand.

“I know, I know. It’s okay, nothing wrong with feeling good,” Clark assured you, slowing down his movements to not overwhelm you. Somehow, the slower pace felt even better. The gentle rock of his hips, the seconds between each press of your g-spot nearly had you drooling. Reaching up, Clark wiped some of the spit that had accumulated near your lips, not mentioning how fucked out you looked to not make you self conscious, but the truth was he liked just how much he affected you. Feeling you squeeze around him, Clark milked you for everything you had. Gently, he rode you through your orgasm, letting you take what you needed for him. In a sense, Clark felt like this is just another way he could take care of you.

“That’s it, such a good girl. You were made for me, huh?” Clark thrusted one final time, his body collapsing on top of you as he rode out his high. With big blue eyes, he peered up at you, a cheeky grin plastered on his face, knowing round two was about to commence. 

“Round two?” you asked, his hard shaft still inside of you.

Despite his chuckle, Clark was ready to go again.

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

so like . maybe opening a Google doc for this is a bit much however (future sage after they finished, it was not. it was not a bit much) . consider . who cares

the paragraph analysis (that isn't 2k words) - morally grey, maybe leaning more villain, some vague concepts of like- power? (of the magic kind?), probably was part of a group / company and isn't anymore . also like . getting vague toxic ex vibes from at least two of those songs.

anyway. I've gotten very good at analyzing songs as we all know. and so - a short little analysis based on nothing but the vibes of those songs <3

-> [Bones]

-> giving very morally grey kinda vibes? something about like- “I'll take the long road home that's lined with blood and snow” have they killed people? maybe their past involves some kind of death? the whole thing of innocent but they'll still serve time, maybe they're being blamed for some kind of death? The line about being your own worst enemy - do they blame *themself* for something that happened? do they think they're a bad person and keep going on anyway? Also that first like “can you believe in something that you can't even see? Can you agree we're part of something bigger than you and me?” Very ‘part of a suspicious group” kinda vibes, especially with the other lines about blood and innocence. “The mirror's always showing me a shell of who I used to be” maybe they used to be a better person than what they are now? (Looks at Little Wolf. looks at Little Wolf so hard)

-> vaguely kinda . toxic (or more than just toxic) ex vibes if you look at it in the right lens . like the lines about “you can give and take” and “Crack my bones but my heart won't break” like. yeah

-> [AC/DC]

-> this one is giving me . a time . because okay the main thought is of course like- robot. or some kind of mechanical parts, connected somehow to something like that?

-> if we go robot route, you have the obvious of like- morally grey robot being used by slightly evil group / company to do their dirty work, but in combination with all of the other songs I'm not quite sure that really fits completely?

-> could actually be more *the group / company* talking to starbound!sherb as opposed to starbound!sherb themself, which in context to the other songs I feel might be a bit more likely? honestly this song is the most confusing one to me-

-> [Rats]

-> something about how the group they work for is a little evil and they're all kind of rats and rats aren't considered good or clean or anything (something about having blood on their hands?) “Guess he's only got himself to blame” Something about how they've done bad things but (they believe) it's kinda their fault because they kept doing it without any question

-> and the other thing . toxic ex vibes . just very toxic relationship vibes . something about “love me like the rats in the cupboard” but like they wouldn't be loved because no one *wants* rats in their cupboard. the “watch me me burn and feed the flames” something about a possible partner (or I guess this could be like- okay I have brain worms and they definitely *were* apart of some kind of group so this could be referring to that but . lemme have my fun <3 - and this doesn't feel like the kinda song sherb would pick if thats the case? soooooo /silly) letting them wear themself down and feed the fire of why they're not a good person? “Do you ever get sick of watching me cave in” like ??? okay now . something about getting close to someone and then just . They don't help you and just watch you from afar. mmm. “Pull me apart and spreed me thin” do I need to elaborate . like. same reason as the last one- “told me she was back and here to stay, said she loved me and she wants my money, well I told her not today” very like- maybe controlling past partner maybe? this whole song gives very toxic relationship vibes and I dunno how else you want me to say that- “love me like the rats in the cupboard, not enough to keep a dying flame” something something starbound!sherb finally walking away from this? finally going off and trying to distance themself from this person?

-> half vaguely coherent thought of maybe like- them leaving the possible group they could've been apart of and like- getting into a relationship that isn't healthy in the slightest bc they haven't been able to process and the other side is just toxic? you know? shrug

-> [Sinners]

-> very just . morally grey vibes. not like lyric wise just like Vibe wise you must listen to it to understand I feel. “I must be good for something” so they want to be useful huh? is that a thing they wanna do? hm? /silly “oh Sinners come down, come gather round” something about maybe formerly being in a group - maybe being in some sort of higher up position? who knows, not me, clearly. “Let's go have some fun before they put us in the ground” so there's people after their group or just them perhaps? (with the addition of leave me alone later on the playlist, this is highly likely that *someone* is after them) “lions sit in solemn lines, drinking gin and dropping lines” something about whatever they do being very like- controlling? (could tie back to AC/DC maybe?) like them being on a tight ship perhaps? there's a lot of repeating lyrics in this one so there's not too much for me to look at with my eyes :(

-> [Little Wolf]

-> so this is the outlier of the group it'd seem . and . okay I've been brain worms about this one. because there's like- two ways yoou can see this one. also they're for sure not Athena I hope we can agree on that-

-> so option number one that- I think makes the most sense, is that in the context of this song they'd be antinuous. Kinda of more of that “morally grey, leaning a bit more ‘villain’” kinda vibes they got going? Just very antagonistic and stuff like that? (To who is another question but we probably can't get that just from the playlist)

-> other option is they're telemachus - a younger version of them only hoping to be a good person (perhaps joining a group in hopes they'd be able to help out with space horrors?), being taken under the wing of someone older and willing to protect them. (something about how arguably, under this interpretation, they could very easily be *both* telemachus and antinuous, trying to be good at the beginning and only ending up a worse person despite. Perhaps this is some kind of internal dialog, who knows. it's funky thinking about what's up with them)

-> [Dark Science]

-> This is the part I get the vague power vibes from? it just has that vibes and I can't explain it more than that-

-> actually on second thought it could also just be like- the group they were / could've been a part of? like something about their leader or a recruiter talking to starbound!sherb? and or star!sherb talking to like- a victim, but I lean more to the first option? something about the pre-chorus “Of your cold heart, no spark Restarting your true dark With mismatched animal parts Cannibal starved, natural Death is just the start” Feels very like- trying to convince them that it's gonna be fine and whatever they're going to do to star!sherb will all be fine (maybe they're like- cyborg? or along this song maybe some funky alien things? which could maybe also add to the powers idea that I've slightly squashed) and the chorus telling someone to not be afraid feels very “someone trying to convince someone else this group / these people are good and this is completely normal and ethical :)” also this - “With every draw I paint a picture Perfect murder scene But if these mortuary walls could talk We both know that they’d scream Hindsight is the only judge and jury that I need” feels very like- their story has *something* to do with death of some kind, be that literal or like- something else I'm not sure we can figure out. also the bridge talks about control and being a “cog” and. yeah I think their story perhaps also has something to do with control . I feel like those are the two major vibes I get. (Add the toxic ex idea to that? mmmmmm)

-> [Cavalryman]

-> something about being a soldier something about doing people's dirty work something about being apart of a slightly evil group something something. I don't have big brain worms about this song its just very big vibes honestly. also a lot of stuff about death yet again? like I feel like this could perhaps be a big part of their story… just guessing here though who knows… /silly

-> [Do What I Gotta]

-> morally grey bitch <3 /pos - also, seems like they might be on their own now perhaps? not apart of a group anymore - something like they left it for something better? (being morally grey still <3) anyway. “This city got issues lucky for us though I'm a one man armada” something about them trying to fix everything on their own (points back to that idea in Sinners of “I must be good for something” perhaps?) “I'm a bottle half full cause I got a good feeling that this world will truly start healing long as I do my part and keep a head start” very funky vibes going on here - seems a but more optimistic than the previous songs seemed? maybe they're trying to change their ways (albeit still in a definitely morally grey kinda way) or something like that so they can reverse any harm they could've done? “Imma do what's best if I get knocked down i'll start from the bottom” something about how they're willing to start all over if they get knocked off wherever they are? thyre *willing* to start over and still climb their way back up to the top. and then the . “count your days, I don't care what city you stay, I don't care what path you walk, the fact that you walks enough to get slain” Oh so like they're definitely killing people . so like regardless of what they did before they're probably definitely killing people still- “”we are your friends, we're in your crew, we are like you,” or that what they say” so maybe they're killing the people they used to associate with question mark? “Your choice is easy just pick a side but pick the wrong one and you'll probably die” funky funky funky for sure guys . normal

-> [Leave Me Alone]

-> puts my fingers together . toxic ex makes an appearance perhaps . I dunno something about this song in combination with Rats (and also Bones a little) is giving very toxic ex vibes and also probably like- their past group too but. lemme toxic ex truth here for a little bit please <3 “you took the money but the money couldn't buy a friend” points, there was a reference to money in rats and it was In a very oh this person wants this but I won't give it to them and this also maybe has that kinda vibes. also the whole just . leave me alone idea . toxic maybe kinda controlling vibes from rats and bones - it's not a *long* stretch to assume they might be after star!sherb? “The devil that you is better than the devil that you don't” perhaps like- maybe star!sherb not wanting to hurt whoever after them despite everything (the devil they know being the person after them, and the devil they don't being star!sherb? something about how star!sherb definitely is like . okay with murder-) “go fly a kite until your tangled in the hanging tree” Well that's a way to tell someone to kill themself- okay no for real something about how maybe in this case star!sherb doesn't want to get their hands dirty? and they want someone else, or even the person after them, to do it themself as opposed to otherwise (if we go toxic ex situation, something about still feeling things for them despite everything?)

uhhhhhhhh, I think that's all. word count on all of that is like two thousand words . thought that'd be shorter guess I'm just too much of a loser for that. anyway I have brainworms about starbound!sherb I hope that's clear 🧍‍♂️

[seasidefallenangel]

now say i'm the only one you need

ranking the bllk men on how good of a boyfriend they are ft. isagi yoichi, bachira meguru, chigiri hyoma, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, karasu tabito, otoya eita, yukimiya kenyu, michael kaiser, alexis ness

song from here listen to it to get a kiss from me

༄ isagi: 10/10

one third of the “perfect boyfriend trio.” he’s incredibly attentive of all your needs and overall is very good at balancing his soccer career with your relationship. dictionary definition of “walk him like a dog.” anything you say goes and he’s more than happy with things being that way. actually has a pretty high tolerance for whatever things you might put him through, he tends to be good at solving problems before they can spiral out of control. the most you’ll have to deal with is the fact he can be kind of on the more awkward and shy side of things, unsure how to really be in a relationship. he wasn’t really popular or well known at all before blue lock, so at most he had crushes that were one-sided. his friends joke and tease about how you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. he doesn’t even care that they’re right.

༄ bachira: 9/10

the thing with bachira is that you’re not gonna date him unless you’re okay with all of his quirks, so there’s really nothing “bad” or unexpected going into the relationship. at his worst he can be clingy and a smidge overbearing, but he’s terrified of you deciding you want something more, better than him. he’s very easy going because of this, and really won’t have any disagreements with whatever ideas strike you. you’re actually a rock in this life, and he feels safe confiding all the thoughts clawing at his mind when he’s being held in your arms. despite what people may think, he does have a calmer temperament to him - generally after practice or late at night. he’s a big cuddle bug and will most likely fall asleep on your stomach, clinging to you so you can’t leave him.

༄ chigiri: 5/10

rose-glasses off, chigiri kinda sucks. he’s very selfish without the whole egoist thing going on, and it’s confirmed in canon that a lot of people get turned off by his personality after being drawn in by his looks. he obviously has some interest in you if you’re dating, but that doesn’t mean his bad traits magically go away. his mindset is very “me before you.” if you’re arguing he’s going to bring up points for the sole purpose of hurting you because he has to be right. he has too much pride to admit when he's wrong but also to apologize for his actions. on the opposite side of that, though, is compliments and the like are easy for him to give you. he’s pretty open with his opinions so if he likes a certain thing about you he has no qualms with telling you as such. he would never deny you're dating and generally likes to show you off, wanting everyone to know he bagged an incredible person. he’s not the worst person to date, but it probably won’t be worth anything as a long term relationship.

༄ nagi: 6/10

nagi is my favorite character and that’s why i need to say this. he does have some merit for what it’s worth. he’s very physically affectionate and is also really easy to be around. i see him as being more open to compromise if you’re stern enough with him. he might complain a bit but he’s not that hard to convince. the biggest issue with him is that he just… doesn’t care. if he goes to a new cafe with you it’s cause you asked him, not because he wanted to. it’s not that he doesn’t love you, he just doesn’t process things like this in his brain. the concept of ‘doing things for your partner before they ask’ doesn’t click. he’s not a mind reader, so isn’t just being vocal about what you want the easiest? he doesn’t really expect much from you as a partner so easily grows confused at why you have these random demands and expectations from him when you know exactly how he is. it might not be a dealbreaker, but it does make you question if he’s ever actually enjoying his time with you.

༄ reo: 8/10

reo’s biggest issues are 1.) he's absurdly jealous and 2.) his money. the thing with his money is the fact he uses it almost as a deflector of sorts. if you have a genuine problem you need to sort out with him, he's giving you new jewelry, designer bags, dinners at michelin star restaurants instead of talking it out. he doesn’t want to give you the chance to bring up your displeasure in regards to something he’s done. it’s his default answer because it’s the only thing people have wanted from him. reo is actually very scared of conflict. he’s worried you’ll leave him at the first sign of him not being the picture perfect boyfriend that’s expected from him, which ties into the jealousy. if someone has a trait you admire, he’ll mold himself to fit that thing you seem to like.  he hates when you even acknowledge other people’s talents or attractive features  (save for nagi.) speaking of nagi, it’s played out but i do believe he’s the only person reo will share you with. if nagi wants to cuddle, kiss, act like your boyfriend, reo has no issue as long as he’s involved too. when you’re someone reo truly loves, he’ll let you do pretty much anything to him with no repercussions. it’s very easy to take advantage of him as long as you promise stay by his side.

༄ rin: 7/10

no matter how much he denies it, rin tries very hard to be sae. he wants to be the nonchalant boyfriend, never losing his cool and making it seem like you’re always running back for more. in truth, he couldn’t be more obvious about how badly he needs you. he has this sort of non-stop identity crisis going so he’s going to have this front of “fine with you, fine without you.” he wants you to think he doesn’t need you that bad because he’s worried you’ll seem him as weak. the thing that makes it obvious is that when you’re threatening to leave because he’s just too hot and cold, he caves instantly. teeth gritted, he’ll ask what you want him to change, what kind of person should he be for you? after sae, he became so desperately starved for love that the second you started dating  he felt like he was suffocating, always needing your validation but unable to ask for it. similarly to reo, he’s easy to take advantage of if you insinuate that you’re unhappy with something currently in your relationship. be gentle because you can break him apart and he’ll always think it was his fault.

༄ sae: 9/10

i’m gonna go against the grain and say that sae is actually a great boyfriend because he wouldn’t bother getting into a relationship to begin with if he didnt think it’s worth his time. he’s an incredibly self assured person so he has no reason to be all wishy-washy with who he’s interested. sae’ll make it clear he wants to date you and obviously you’re reciprocating because duh, he’s sae itoshi. from the get go he’ll remind you that soccer is his career, his lifeblood, and while he loves you more, his priorities lay there. the fact he straight up admits it instead of letting it become a festering issue is exactly why he’s so good because neither of you will have wasted time in the relationship. he’s also easier to talk to than one might think. sae generally believes drawn out arguments are pointless  and wasting energy on them doesn’t help anyone, so any that you two have are squashed pretty quickly. affection comes pretty easily to him but he can be a little emotionally absent at his worst. it’s not really something that changes over time, but he has other methods of making sure you know he adores you. it’s very “what you see is what you get.” if you’re acquainted with him at all, there’s really no negative surprises or unexpected twists that put a damper on the romance between you both. if nothing else, he makes sure the whole world know exactly who you belong to, and it leaves you with no room to doubt he plans to keep you by his side forever.

༄ karasu: 10/10

one third of the “perfect boyfriend trio.” this is generally a shock to people who know the kind of company he keeps around but the thing is that karasu doesn’t approve of otoya’s behavior. he goes from insinuating otoya could be doing better things with his time than leading girls on to flat out telling him he’s pathetic for not holding down a relationship. most of the girls who have their hearts broken by otoya fall in love with karasu right after from how kindly he treats them and the way he apologizes for his friends nasty habits. karasu holds a lot of respect for you as a person since he’s attracted to people he can analyze and read into. a common bonding activity is just him asking your opinions on certain topics or how you’d approach a theoretical situation and he’ll sit back and listen, trying to dig into your mind. he’s also very self aware of his flaws and will admit he isn’t perfect but is always working to better himself (“his weakness is that he can't be nice to people he thinks are mediocre and knows he needs to fix that.”) it’s not like you’ll never have issues, but he always resolves them in a way that doesn’t add tension or doubt to your relationship. he’s also good with all 5 love languages and prefers to show them all to you, but if you have ones you prefer or dislike then he can easily adjust. he’s always listening to you, learning about you, wanting to be the best version of himself he can for you.

༄ otoya: 6/10

the glaring bone of contention with otoya is obvious to anyone who knows him - but not in the way you think. otoya can be a good boyfriend if he wants ; he knows what girls like, what makes them happy, how to keep them satisfied. he’s had enough practice for it to be second nature. once you're in a genuine relationship with him, he’s going to treat you pretty well. thing is - that’s exactly his problem. in the back of your head you know why he’s so good at this. you know you’re an idiot for thinking you can change him despite the fact you did. it’s just impossible to believe. every time he tries to reassure you that yes, you’re his only, he doesn’t want to go back to his old ways, you’re just staring him thinking to yourself, ‘wonder how many times he’s used this line on someone.’ you’re just never going to have a sense of security with him because there’s always this lingering "what if" bouncing around. the worst part is that it’s not an unreasonable line of thought. mindless paranoia is one thing, but there’s so much proof against him that you’d be more humiliated for assuming he isn’t cheating on you - you can’t date a serial cheater and be really that mad or shocked if he does. you know what you signed up for accepting his confession, so your entire viewpoint is that it’s a matter of ‘when’ and not ‘if’. you can never ever say with full confidence he's 100% yours, even when he is.

༄ yukimiya: 10/10

one third of the “perfect boyfriend trio.” i know it’s like beating a dead horse since this is a commonly shared sentiment but he really is incredible. a big part of the reason why is actually the fact he’s emotionally mature. he’s in tune with how he feels and knows how to convey it respectfully but isn’t so set in his ways he can’t see what points you want to make if you were to disagree on something. something else is that he’s very good at reading your micro-behaviors and can fall in line pretty well with how you act without compromising his own personality (in comparison to how someone like bachira or alexis would.) if you tend to be on the shyer side, not really one to defend yourself, he has no issue stepping in and solving whatever problem is going on. on the flip if you are more outgoing and not scared to bite at people then he'll fall back, only intervening when he can sense things’ll get ugly if he doesn’t tug on your leash a little bit. something he particularly enjoys doing is picking up hobbies or skills that you enjoy or would appreciate. he’ll learn how to cook if you hate it or asks you to read your favorite books to him at night, wrapped in his arms while he presses a gentle kiss against your temple. 

༄ kaiser: 4/10 to 8/10 

the thing with kaiser is that he’s a really good boyfriend, but you have to go through hell to get to that point. he has so many walls and has all these little “tests” where he tries to catch you using him for his money, status, looks, etc. kaiser wants to convince himself that love obviously isn’t real ; look at his parents for god’s sake. so he’s always trying to plan some “gotcha” thing and catch you in the act. the issue  is, he doesn’t. you’re really like this from the bottom of your heart and he can’t wrap his head around that fact. so he goes to the emotion he knows best - anger. he’s lashing out at you for lying to him, accusing you of all sorts of things because surely there’s no way this is real, that he has something fully his, someone who cherishes him and sees him for his best. this entire process isn’t a few months either - this is a good two or three years. he has a lot of built up trauma to navigate both on his own and with you. if you somehow have the conviction to get through this then he’ll be a really incredible guy to have around. he loves you so fiercely that he’d rather die than let the one good thing he’s been gifted to slip from his fingers, but everyone in your life is going to hate him by then and insist he hasn’t changed, feeling like you’re going to eventually be broken by him.

༄ alexis: ?/10

alexis is actually pretty similar to bachira, just more extreme. in any other context, his obsessions would be viewed as something of concern or distasteful but dating alexis means you already would know about it and in turn only get into a relationship if you were okay with it. it’s not as if his attachment to kaiser is a secret. if you’re going in with the “i can fix him” mentality then you’ve doomed yourself already. you have to already accept his quirks and such to really reach him in a way that matters. a relationship with him is this unending back and forth. you're actually not really going to be viewed as this untouchable deity because he's already yours. he doesn't have to prove his worth like with kaiser. the thing is that kaiser molded who he is now so kaiser is kind of his tie to humanity - without him, alexis doesn’t really have much keeping him tied to earth. don’t think you’re not important to him because and he’s going to insane lengths for you to accept his unhealthy outlets of showing his love and devotion to you. he feels so much more human with you because you’re giving him the attention that he has to beg kaiser for but without the requirements to earn it - you just love him naturally. he’s not trying to prove that he deserves your love, he’s trying to prove that he loves you just as much back but he doesn’t know how to do it normally. he doesn’t know how to offer himself to you in a way that isn’t self destructive. he’s stuck in this non-stop cycle of you trying to convince him he doesn’t need to like earn your love and him thinking that it’s you saying he’s not doing enough to to earn your love and thus he goes to more extremes. if you can handle it then he’s great for you, you’ll never question that he’s madly in love with you. but if you get overwhelmed then he grows more unstable, and you’re stuck trying to make him better while he makes himself worse to hopefully get you to finally praise him for shattering who he is.

[terrifiedtooth]

ive seen other people do incel andre and trans cal hcs and i was wondering if u had any :o ??

EEK!! Ive seen those! I have hcs for EVERYTHINGGG,these boys roam around in my brain every waking second lmao <33

Did a mix of Sfw and nsfw cause I didn't know which one you wanted,hope that's okay ml 🫶🏻

Slight TW Andre doesn't listen to Cal boundaries at all

I feel like Cal transitioned later in life but he's always looked super androgynous,so before they started getting intimate Andre had zero idea Cal was trans.

Cal was definitely super nervous to show/tell Andre.I mean, he's heard the way Andre talks about women,how he always calls them "bitches". He's stayed up late listening to Andre ranting about the girls at school and how much he hates them.Even though Cal isn't a girl he worries that Andre will view him as one when he finds out and start to hate him. :(

When Andre does eventually find out I think he'd probably be a mix of relieved and upset because even though he loves Cal he definitely struggles with the idea of being with a man.So to find out (at least in his head) that Cal isn't a 'real' man? it's bliss, but on the other hand? He feels so betrayed and tricked that Cal's been keeping this a secret for so long.

He definitely reacts like a total dick and ignores Cal for a few days after but he can't live without him,so they make up.

He defo uses Cal as a "gotcha" moment when someone calls him a bigot because duhhh, how could he possibly be a bigot when his boyfriends trans?? 🙄

They're sex life definitely gets more extreme after Andre finds out.He's always been rough but he's never called Cal any names before or hurt him in a way he didnt like,now it seems like it's all Andre wants to do.Cal can't tell if Andre's still upset with him for not telling him sooner or if he's taking his hatred for the girls at school out on him :(

Andre realises Cals on T when he notices him developing bottom growth and they have a hugeee argument about it, because Andre isn't "gay" and he doesn't "want to suck a dick". Cal gets rlly upset because he's wanted to be on hormones for as long as he can remember, but he ends up stopping to make Andre happy.

He Hates it when Cal wears a binder around him because "they're in a relationship and its his right to be able to touch Cal whenever he wants". Luckily Cal has pretty small breasts so he can just wear a baggy jumper and no one would know. Andre uses him not wearing a binder (even though he told Cal never to) as an excuse to come up behind Cal and play with them until he's heavy breathing and his cunts throbbing all over his boxers.

Andre being the absolute dick he is whines until Cal let's him fuck vaginally even though it makes him super dysforic.Andre just insists that it would be to 'gay' if they had sex any other way and that all he wants is "to fuck a pussy before he dies".

God I wanna hit incel Andre with a brick,Cal bby I would treat you sm better

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On This Day In Schitt's Creek: March 28

2019

A Dog's Life [david/patrick, T, 2,572] by @mostlyinthemorning

David rescues a stray puppy.

Rhapsody in Sand and Stone [david/patrick, T, 9,625] by Coffee_Flavored_Kisses

Patrick finds an old piano, and decides it would be the perfect addition to the store. David has a hard time agreeing with this.

Through a New Lens [david/patrick, T, 4,623] by kt_rose28

David is forced to bring his glasses out of retirement, much to his dismay. The “nerdy” look is not a part of his aesthetic.

2020

1950 [david/patrick, E, 33,619] by unkindravens

Set in 1950s New York, Patrick Brewer has a good job and loving fiancee. He meets David Rose, gallery owner, and his world changes.

A Little Bit [david/patrick, G, 3,126] by returntosaturn

The night before their flight leaves, Alexis sends an SOS text. // POSSIBLE SPOILERS for 6.12 While packing, Alexis finds the DVD copy of her limited reality series, A Little Bit Alexis. A watch party ensues.

waiting for a sleepy feeling [david/patrick, T, 4,084] by @kiranerys42

David and Patrick end up having a sleepover after all. This is exactly the same story as another fic I wrote -- my mind is set on you -- but this time, from Patrick's point of view.

2021

...If You Show Me Yours [david/patrick, M, 1,275] by @schittposting

Patrick flirts with David, then sees something in David's sweatpants that makes his imagination run wild.

A Designated Grape [johnny/moira, M, 1,005] by orphan_account

Johnny and Moira have a little innocent fun after Moira and David spend the day at the winery.

A Pleasure to Burn [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy

David leans against the counter and folds his arms, wound as tight and sharp-edged as piano wire.

A Storm Like Before [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy

David's despair tastes of macaroni salad and medium-rare hamburger.

all the beautiful parts of him [david/patrick, E, 1,995] by @blackandwhiteandrose

While on their honeymoon, Patrick discovers a side of David he's never seen before.

BDE (Big Dick Energy) [david/patrick, M, 869] by @smallumbrella369

David video calls his new business partner and the screen freezes with Patrick standing in front of his laptop. David's brain gets stuck.

Come On, Let's Sweat, Baby [david/patrick, M, 2,908] by @apothecarypants

The most unfair thing of all are the sweatpants. The cheap grey sweatpants. The goddamn cotton-blend discount store sweatpants that are gently hugging Patrick’s perfect peach while David tries to look like he’s not captivated by the view. Walking lunges! Reverse lunges! Pulsing squats! How could it possibly get any better (worse)? So it gets better (worse).

Even Better than the Real Meme [david/patrick, E, 2,561] by Elsewherefumbling

David stays at Patrick's after all following Season 4 Episode 1, Dead Guy In Room 4. Patrick said he needed to take it slower than a sleepover...tonight and David does his best to abide. But, he has a lot of trouble doing it. Not technically an alternate ending (since we don't have canon for what happens between DGIR4 and Pregnancy Test), but it sure feels like an alternate ending.

Everything's Okay [david/patrick, NR, 2,133] by McRaider

What if David had continued to ramble (as he does) talking over Marcy, and getting himself worked up over the idea of Patrick not being accepted. What if Johnny hadn’t interrupted, what if all those emotions started surfacing.

Fast in the Head but Slow in the Bed [david/patrick, E, 2,123] by reginahalliwell

Early in their relationship, David comes over to Ray's for an impromptu visit in lieu of a cancelled date. Patrick has just gotten out of the shower and is a little more underdressed than David has seen him before.

hot enough to last [alexis/twyla, E, 400] by @sarahlevys

“I don’t want you to feel like you have to come.” “I know.” Twyla kisses her again, and strips Alexis’ shirt off when Alexis nods. “So let’s just make each other feel good. And whatever happens, happens.” Alexis and Twyla learn how to make a relationship hurdle a non-issue, and to put each other first. AKA: Twyla can't always come, and Alexis makes her peace with that.

Hungary [clint/marcy, T, 300] by Rosey_Peach

I'll Show You Mine... [david & stevie, M, 1,000] by @midnightstreet

What has been seen cannot be unseen. How is David supposed to go about his life now that he knows what's in Patrick's pants?!

i've had no love like your love [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy

The word is new to both of them, in different ways.

it's a Plan [david/patrick, E, 1,566] by Amanita_Fierce

“Just...something I’ve been thinking about,” Patrick said, watching David look increasingly perplexed. “You’ve been thinking about...cheap polyester sweatpants?” David asked, voice lifting and face scrunching as he dubiously lifted the grey fabric out of the bag between thumb and forefinger. “Well, no. I’ve been thinking about you wearing them. What they were made of seemed immaterial to me. I’m still learning,” he smirked. **Patrick makes a plan to fulfill one of his pre-relationship fantasies. David is a good listener and a good sport

Jewish Channing Tatum [david/patrick, T, 896] by DawnDust

Patrick has a lot to say on the car ride after his wisdom teeth are removed.

Knockdown Pitch [david/patrick, T, 6,341] by eringiles

Knockdown Pitch (n): A slang term in baseball for the pitcher (Ronnie) hitting the batter (Patrick) with a pitched ball, either intentionally or accidentally. (It was definitely an accident...)

know something now i didn't before [alexis/twyla, T, 687] by @wafflesfriendswork

Alexis and Twyla navigate having different sexual preferences and how not liking a specific thing is totally okay. Note: No actual sex will be depicted, but they talk about it (which is why this has the rating it does).

let me see you do that yoga [alexis/twyla, M, 967] by @hullomoon

While doing yoga with Twyla, Alexis has something else in mind

Now You See It [david/patrick, M, 1,991] by @lisamc-21

Patrick cooks David a totally platonic business dinner (he's super not pining over David at all, nope), and David has a spaghetti oops on his (and Patrick's) favorite white jeans. Patrick being the absolute button he is, helps David save the jeans and gives him a pair of his grey sweats to wear in the meantime. But when those sweatpants highlight a certain attribute, well, Patrick just can't keep his attention from wandering. Rated M for Patrick's absolute thirst for David.

Patrick Brewer vs Making Love in a Canoe [david/patrick, M, 1,372] by @mostlyinthemorning

When Ray recreates the Festival du Voyageur in Schitt’s Creek, Patrick takes the opportunity to surprise David with their own private festival activities.

Say It [david/patrick, T, 1,496] by davidrosestan

If anyone asks why David’s been staring himself down in the bathroom mirror for seventeen minutes already, with no end in sight, they should know to blame Tina Turner. Which, he knows, is an affront, but it’s kinda true. Well, not really.

Shape of You [david/patrick, E, 1,845] by @dazedwriter1

10 years into their marriage, David and Patrick had fallen into a comfortable weekend pattern. This Sunday however, Patrick mixed things up, much to David's chagrin.

Sunday Morning [david/patrick, E, 2,025] by @delilah-mcmuffin

Patrick needs to run to the store after a shower and just throws on a pair of sweats that leave little to the imagination. David is indignant. Because David has just said “I love you” to the owner of that dick and he’ll be damned if anyone else gets to enjoy looking at it. Set shortly after Singles Week.

2022

always and forever, twyla sands [alexis/twyla, NR, 4,896] by @lilythesilly

Twyla hasn’t spoken to Alexis Rose in years. Not since she kissed her during a game of spin the bottle in seventh grade, effectively ruining their friendship. Since then it’s been passive aggressive comments in the hallway over her blouses and disdainful glances in between classes. Well, except for now. Because right now, Alexis is standing in front of her, with a confused wide-eyed expression that reminds Twyla of her seventh grade crush on her former best friend. And in her hands is an envelope — A soft pink envelope covered in Hello Kitty stickers with Alexis’s name written on it in glitter gel pen. Oh god. Twyla’s gonna faint. -- Or To All the Boys I've Loved Before the Twylexis Remix

canned heat in my heels tonight [alexis/twyla, T, 4,127] by @sarahlevys

@Karen666: I've been watching #DWTS for decades. It has always been family-friendly entertainment. And just like the Biden Administration has ruined everything else, now they and the liberal media have ruined #DWTS!! @BootyfulBecca: @DancingABC @LilBitAlexis @TwirlingTwyla WHAT'S THE TEAM HASHTAG OMG?? @DancingABC: @BootyfulBecca #LilBitTwylexis is what you're looking for! The internet has a lot to say about Alexis Rose and Twyla Sands, the first same-sex dance couple on Dancing With The Stars.

deliver me a pizz-a-you [david/patrick, T, 4,183] by @filet-o-feelings

Patrick Brewer moves to Schitt's Creek and gets a job delivering pizza.

got a knack for burning bridges down [stevie/alexis, T, 3,794] by @nerdframed

Stevie Budd is a private investigator and reluctant superhero. Alexis Rose is her childhood best friend and newly powered. They have their issues, but find themselves working a case together. Inspired by Marvel's Jessica Jones series.

into your heart, i'll beat again [david/patrick, M, 1,695] by @thesleepyskipper

Patrick is inspired to add a song to their wedding reception playlist without David's approval. Patrick wants to tell David all about how it makes him feel.

Stab: The Elmsboro Murders [david/patrick, M, 7,487] by @dinnfameron

Someone in Elmsboro is terrorizing teens. Finally, the story that journalist David Rose can use to get his big break. If only deputy sheriff Patrick Brewer would answer his questions instead of blocking him at every turn and distracting him with those big, dumb, earnest eyes of his.

Stardust [david/patrick, NR, 3,140] by @demora00

Patrick had just about finished packing his desk; the movers were coming in a few days to bring the contents of the apartment to the cottage. He picked up the rogue books on the bottom shelf of his nightstand then went over to David’s side to do the same, adding the small stack of personal journals David had to his pile. As he turned to the box sitting on his desk, the top journal slipped, weathered spine opening on impact. Placing the remaining tomes in the box, he reached over to retrieve it when he recognized the poem on a taped piece of paper. His fingers grazed the page, heartstrings pulling.

you light me on fire [david/patrick, E, 3,447] by orphan_account

He might explode if he doesn’t touch himself immediately. He begins to move one hand down to his cock from where he’s gripping the headboard but before he makes any progress David says, “Patrick.” or: what happens when they return home after a failed threesome with jake

you never shined so brightly [david/patrick, T, 23,226] by @rosedavid

Large, broad hands with silver-ringed fingers stroke at the keys in a blur. Patrick’s eyes trace up the hunched over curve of his spine, clad in a black suit that blends in with the dark ambiance of the room. The man’s lips are parted slightly as he plays, full body leaning into each chord progression. Patrick’s heart crescendos in his chest at the same time as the melody. OR A La La Land AU in which Patrick is the aspiring actor and David is the struggling musician.

2023

Drabble with me [david/patrick, T, 2,000] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy

A series of unrelated 100 word drabbles, based on schittscreekdrabbleblog prompts. Updated weekly, tags will update as new chapters post.

Glittery Relief [david/patrick, T, 100] by @legalgal421

A birth announcement triggers a conversation.

TITSOAK, Patrick [david/patrick, G, 100] by @demora00

For all the ratties among us

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 3 fics/16,820 words 2020: 3 fics/40,829 words 2021: 24 fics/36,055 words 2022: 9 fics/55,995 words 2023: 3 fics/2,200 words Total: 42 fics/151,899 words

[sportspuckball]

writing prompt: Matthew is a hockey player but Leon is not and instead works on the team as a nutritionalist and gets all grouchy at Matthew eating stuff he shouldn't and they snipe and flirt at each other over it

My fics always include Long Suffering Besties/Siblings - this time it's Sasha's turn

~*~

“What?” Matthew snapped at Sasha. 

“He’s just doing his job,” Sasha replied calmly. 

“He doesn’t have to be such a dick about it,” Matthew grumbled and shoveled some (perfectly cooked, fuck him so much) salmon into his mouth. 

Sasha snorted. “Pot, kettle. That’s the saying, right?” 

“You know it’s the saying, you’ve been here for a fucking decade or whatever,” Matthew gritted out. 

“He saw you with an entire bag of jellybeans, Matthew,” Sasha pointed out. “Which is two days after he noticed that you threw out the protein powder he’d laid out for you, which is a week after you filled out your dietary request form and included burgers, which I happen to know you hate. That’s why he’s a dick about it, because you are, too.” 

“Marsha was fine, great even, amazing, why did we have to get a whole new chef in the middle of the season and why did he decide to make me his personal fucking project?” Matthew asked. Whom, he wasn’t sure. The universe?  

“Because if you would fucking listen to me, you’ll literally be able to breathe easier.” 

Matthew looked up to see the Panthers new Head of Nutrition (chef) Leon Draisaitl leaning over him being all large, and menacing, and large. Jesus, he is built like a fridge. The Insta comments were not wrong.

“I breathe fine,” Matthew said. “No one is upset with my breathing.”

“Your pulmonary tests say different, 19,” Leon spat out. “I know everyone is claiming you recovered fine from that fucking shit show in Vegas, but –”

“My name is Matthew,” Matthew snapped, “or Chucky if you’re feeling overly friendly.” 

Something passed over Leon’s face and it looked like Matthew won a small victory, because he nodded. “Fine, Matthew, you need to eat kale, and beets, and pumpkin and I’d really like if you considered eating a fruit that wasn’t in juice form.” 

Matthew took a deep breath and summoned every inch of the midwestern oldest son he had in him. “Fine, okay. I give in. Feed me whatever you want here and I’ll be a good boy and behave.”

Okay, so maybe not the level his mother would have liked him to achieve, but still. 

“Great, what about at home. Do you have a chef?” 

Matthew barked out a laugh. “No, bro, I have meal kits.” 

Leon dramatically huffed and Matthew thought he heard elite athletes with bricks for brains but couldn't be sure. “Then i’m going shopping with you to show you what to do when you’re at home.”

Matthew could think of a few things he’d like better – salsa dancing on the sun, sliding down a banister covered in barbed wire and landing in a vat of vinegar, having one of Ovi’s slapshots hit him in the nuts – but he also knew he had no choice. “Fine,” he sighed. “I have two more physio cycles, and then I’ll come get you and we can go to Publix.” 

Leon nodded and stalked away. 

Sasha got up really quickly and Matthew pulled him back down. “Where are you off to?”

“I want Alison to be there with her cameras because you two killing each other in the produce section might win her some sort of social media award,” Sasha grinned. 

Matthew put his head down on the table and let out a loud groan. What had he gotten himself into? 

~*~

I'm having so much fun with these - feel free to keep prompting me whenever! And to head over to Ao3 and make sure you're subscribed because I cannot tell you when any of these will manifest in actual fics.

[kim-jongin-s]

svt fic rec (mostly nc-17; minwon, jeongcheol, verkwan, wonchan + other)

MINWON

"your boots on the gas of life". au. oneshot, 1.6k. nc-17.

mingyu: i can't have babies wonwoo: my sperm different

"happy to help". oneshot, 2k. nc-17.

Mingyu should go to sleep. He really should.

But today was so good. Why not make it better?

"good for you". omegaverse: omega!ww, alpha!mg. oneshot, 5k. nc-17.

Wonwoo likes routine, it makes life much easier when he knows exactly when his heat is due to arrive. This time it comes without warning.

"keeping score". au: streamer!ww, volleyball player!mg. oneshot, 5k. pg-13.

Kim Mingyu dates Jeon Wonwoo in secret for five years. He should, perhaps, be used to seeing his boyfriend get hit on in front of him. But he is not, in fact, okay with it.

So he copes. Kind of.

"all i need". omegaverse: omega!ww, alpha!mg. oneshot, 7k. nc-17.

Wonwoo starts showing pre-heat symptoms as Mingyu prepares to head to New York for Fashion Week.

"good little fox". twoshot, 8k. nc-17.

It doesn’t matter how friendly and sweet Wonwoo is with others, this is something only Mingyu can have.

"honeysuckle". omegaverse: alpha!ww, omega!mg. oneshot, 9k. nc-17.

Mingyu spends heat with Wonwoo for the first time.

"high tide". au: journalist!ww, model!mg. 3 chapters, 14k. nc-17.

“Wonwoo-yah,” Soonyoung hisses against Wonwoo’s ear, “I think pretty boy wants to eat you.”

"all roads, they lead me here". office!au. 9 chapters, 61.5k. nc-17.

Mingyu was willing to try to make a long-distance relationship work, but Wonwoo wasn’t.

Four years later, Mingyu is back for good.

JEONGCHEOL

"the kind of heartbreak time could never mend". oneshot, 2k. pg-13.

“No, no, I’m good, really. I’m good when I have all of you, you know that.”

He omits the crucial part; I’m okay when I have you.

"flatline". oneshot, 4k. nc-17.

Nothing feels better than being good for Jeonghan.

"meet me at the (haunted lesbian) apateu". au. oneshot, 8k. pg-13.

Jeonghan is content to live his life never telling Seungcheol how he feels. The ghosts in his apartment feel differently.

"rose tinted (dirt colored)". office!au. oneshot, 9k. pg-13.

Seungcheol has a secret admirer.

Well, either that or a stalker.

"i know a place". au, rule 63. oneshot, 12k. nc-17. ♡

“You’re thirty two and you’re going to experiment with girls now, is that it? Jeonghan-ah,” Seungcheol says, voice low and strung tight with something hot and dangerous. “If you want it so bad, I’ll give it to you.”

"not like i planned (looks like i'm going where i've already been)". oneshot, 14.5k. nc-17.

It’s interesting, as some kind of social experiment: being Choi Seungcheol’s boyfriend for a day.

"overhanging place". au. oneshot, 15k. nc-17.

A year after leaving Seungcheol to pick up the pieces of what they could have been, Jeonghan comes home.

VERKWAN

"left in bits". oneshot, 2k. nc-17.

Seungkwan likes to show off and Hansol likes to watch so it's perfect, basically.

"buzzcut season". au. oneshot, 6k. nc-17.

Seungkwan’s ex-boyfriend shaved his head.

"friday i'm in love". au: band member!vn. oneshot, 20.5k. nc-17. ♡

Seungkwan doesn't date musicians, but he certainly fucks them.

WONCHAN

"electronic network love". omegaverse. oneshot, 10k. nc-17.

Wonwoo meets Chan on a hookup dating site. Chan’s the ideal omega, and any alpha with a brain would find themselves wanting him. There’s just one problem.

"chlorine". au. oneshot, 19k. nc-17.

Wonwoo helps his brother's fiancé run away from his own wedding.

OTHER

"what a crash, what a rush!". jigyu. neighbor!au. oneshot, 14k. nc-17.

Kim Mingyu is stuck in a loveless marriage. Enter: Lee Jihoon.

"when fall came". seokcheol. fake dating!au. 6 chapters, 23k. nc-17.

Choi Seungcheol, boyfriend for hire. Available for services such as getting your jet-setting and exceptionally nosy roommate off your back and taking you on picture-perfect dates.

As Lee Seokmin learns, falling in love costs extra.

"(might go to) war with heaven". s.coups/wonwoo/dino. au: crime boss!sc, policeman!ww, barista!dn. 9 chapters, 60k. r.

Chan's life changes after unknowingly stumbling into a crime scene, landing himself as the sole witness to a murder investigation. He finds himself pulled between a seemingly cold police detective and a warm stranger, his heart going in two directions at once. As Chan struggles to make sense of his feelings he realizes that he's become a pawn in a game he didn't know he was playing.

[winwhenyoulose3]

i think this is a very well-crafted analysis of MCD!Laurance's character and i agree with many parts of it! but i also think it's a very biased take too.

the scene in which laurance approaches aphmau after the aaron-ghost-thing is definetly a telling one. he seemingly has good intentions to see if she's okay only for it to spiral and become something worse. it's fair to say this isn't his best moment at all but i do think it's unfair to this was vindictive and controlling of him..?

something about aphmau and laurance's relationship i often see people say (and something you mentioned) is that he pushes boundaries. physical, emotional, etc. honestly, i can see why people would think that. he kisses her unconsentually and often flirts with her. but nobody seems to mention that aphmau kisses him first. in one of his must vulnerable moments she kisses him unconsentually. and that moment accentuates this cycle in their relationship of miscommunication.

how can someone respect boundaries when there are none set? laurance never forces aphmau into anything she doesn't want, even from the first moment he confesses his feelings he says "I don't expect you to have feelings for me, that would be selfish" (season 1, episode 52, timestamp: 6:33). aphmau's the one who never gives a concise answer, never outright saying she doesn't return his feelings and never will. there's no clear denial. in less eloquent terms, she leads him on.

aphmau didn't owe laurance anything for his sacrifice. it was his own choice to stay behind in the nether. and she did her best for him afterwards by taking him into the village.

but she did owe him something, as a friend: clear communication. she knew he had feelings for her, never denied that she returned them despite him giving her ample opportunities to do so.

the phrases "laurance deserved better" AND "aphmau deserved better" can exist in tandem. both of them deserved better. the issue is that aphmau got her 'better' (aaron, garroth's return), meanwhile laurance was left in confusion because she never once communicated to him that she didn't like him in that way. she gave him hope and never quite took it all away.

"Lets be honest here, he basically abandoned everyone he apprantly "loved", because bro tapped it before he could."

sure, if you look at it from a basic POV. but this really does just boil laurance's character down to his love for aphmau. he doesn't only leave because aphmau is pregnant.

my lovely friend @bucket-o-h put it best with this message:

"The second it's him. The second he's the one that needs that support. Aph is too busy. Cadenza is scared of him and avoiding him. Everyone is ignoring what's going on with him. He's reaching out and nobody is there. He's accused of not being there enough for Aphmau. He's accused of being too aggressive and nobody wants to be around him because he's so angry all the time. Everyone is betraying him. The one person he thought he could trust is ignoring what's going on with him and is moving on and being happy without even considering him. His own brain is against him and everyone around him is convincing him that he's the problem, that his thoughts are the problem, that he is the one thinking them so he is the problem."

there's so much more to look at within this situation and it's pretty unfair to paint him as a "nice guys finish last" character because he's definetly not lmao.

laurance is by far NOT a perfect character. he's implusive and often too jokey and quick to judge people. but one thing you can't fault him for is being a good person at heart? he's kind and caring and loyal, especially to aphmau. that absolutely doesn't mean she owes him anything sexual or romantic in return, but he never gives off the vibe that he expects that anyway? he's happy just to be there for her while he can be.

i'm not going to pretend she doesn't owe him friendship though? he sticks by her side through a loooot of shit, is always willing to help her out and put himself in harm's way. with friendship, that means actually paying attention while your friends are struggling rather than brushing their feelings off to the side for other matters. aphmau talks to vylad and garroth and others about laurance's problems but never does anything other than "keep an eye" on him. there's never a conversation there to say she's there for him or to ask him what's going on in his mind.

he's treated as some sort of wild animal that will lash out if people go to close to him. add that to his own mind struggling heavy with the Calling, and you've got a distaster on your hands. in the end, he doesn't leave because he's upset about aarmau, it's because it's his last way of protecting those he loves from himself.

Ill admit ive never been that into laurence (any his variations really) but something has been really bothering me since rewatching parts of MCD.

What really caught my attention about MCD Laurence is that he starts out as this well adjusted, loyal knightly and charming guy- and then after he becomes a shadow knight you just see this slow decay of him. Like hes slowly losing parts of himself and its causing him to become more and more unstable to the point where by the end of season 2 hes honestly kind of terrfying.

And ALOT of that is reflected with how his relationship with aphmau starts to shift. He goes from this sweet, suave and honestly pretty silly personality, to being so obsessive and vindictive towards her.

Theres this one scene, at the end of ep 95 S2, where aphmau has just essentially seen a ghostly image of aaron and is really shaken up by it. Laurence comes to sit with her and ask her about it. And at first, it genuinely seems like hes just trying to get her to open up so he can support her. But then it quickly spirals into him demanding to know why she cares about aaron so much and why shes greiving so hard for him, like its a problem. He becomes so aggressive and condensending to the point where Garroth has to intervene and he walks off.

In this moment you see how far hes really fallen, he goes from semingly reasuring and gentle, and by the end of it hes disrepecting a dead man, who gave his life to save both his brother and supposed love of his life, who he travelled and fought along side with for months, who close to the end of his life was taking care of an orphan (something he comlimented in aphmau), and hes thowing all of that out the window because hes taken Aphmau's attention, due to the fact he fucking died.

After that happens, aphmau has a conversation woth vlyad where he basically tells her that laurence has to accept what he is and go to the nether or else hes gonna go insane, and that the only reason he came back is because hes "chasing a fantasy". Aphmau responds by suggesting they get cadenza over so that he can be with family, and vlyad says she can do what she wants but implies its pretty much inevitable that laurence is going to hit a breaking point. And hes completely right.

Before laurence even gets to speak to cadenza, he eavesdrops on the conversation where aphamu reveals shes pregnant, and just immediately peaces out, out of fear that hes going to MURDER HER.

Not to mention that in that conversation, cadenza herself tells aphmau not to tell laurence because shes scared of how he would react. He has gotten so unstable that his own sister, who loves him more than anything, can recognise that he is a danger to some degree and shes RIGHT.

All this paints a stark contrast, the laurence we first met vs the man he has now become. Its tragic because its this inevitable downfall brought on by an act that was completely selfless, him sacrificing himself that got him turned into a shadow knight in the first place.

Even this is eventually tainted, his selfless act becomes a selfish one as he seems to cling to aphmau's love and affection as an emotional crutch. Aphmau obviously loves and cares for him deeply, but not in an explicitly romantic/sexual way. And if she doesnt love him the way he wants, then why is he suffering through this? Why did he bother to sacrafice himself at all if theres no reward? Its honestly horrifying how pretty much everyone who loved and respected him, makes what should be incredibly out of place predictions on him, but they always end up being right except for aphmau. She cant accept that hes changing and theres nothing she or anyone else can do change that. Its gut wrenching.

This all lead me to beileve that i didnt give enough credit to his character. I love this. This is the type off tragic story telling im here for. Theres so much more to this character than i ever expected.

Heres the thing.

Why the fuck do laurence's biggest fans seem to just completely disregard this? If you believed a good portion of the fandom, laurence is just this sauve uwu sad boy who was unfairly rejected and ignored by a woman who demamded the world from him.

Im dead serious, i saw people saying that laurence "deserved better than aphmau", that he deserved someone who recognised the sacrafice he made. Which like- there is so much to unpack there.

First of all, aphmau did recognise his sacrafice, she did love him and try to support him in the best way she could, even when literally everyone around her was saying it was a lost cause. She did everything she could for that man and forgave so much of what he did while struggling with the calling and she got nothing but shit for it.

Second of all, no the fuck he doesnt?? As illustrated in the examples above he did not respect Aphmau's boundaries. He did not respect her feelings. And by the end, he didnt even respect her bodily autonomy. Lets be honest here, he basically abandoned everyone he apprantly "loved", because bro tapped it before he could. She loved him so much, but because he wanted something she wasnt willing or able to provide, that being explicitly romantic and sexual attention, he just didnt see it. To try and argue that hes the real victim here, is in the same vain of "nice guys finish last". Him being kind, compassionate and selfless- shouldnt be reliant on whether or not this woman will fuck him or not. That is an insanely misogynistic way of thinking.

But most important to me in the context of this analysis- what is there to like about laurence with this interpretation? What possibly sets him apart from the gazillion other brunette pretty anime bois? Am i to gay for this? Is there something im not seeing?

I understand fanon can wildly divert from canon, and i understand that alot of this is probably down to the fact that i find dissecting and critiquing canon more intresting than reinventing it through fanon. Im locked into the Baldurs gate 3 fandom and i had the same experience there (laurence fangirls got NOTHING on Astarion girlies). But both experiences have left me with the same question- what draws you to a character, when all you do is boil them down to their most generic aspects?

I find Laurence intresting cause we are seeing this man crash out and become a monster in real time. And i dont see how he is worth even an honourable mention, when you take that away.

What is there left to be compelled to?

[strze-lec]

i'm gonna say it cause it's giving me brainrot, please please please please somebody fic it because i can't

someway, somehow, the police actually get the hint of the games during the revolution inside and they cannot resume the games right away. Everyone gets put back to their old lives, but no money is given (so they can have an incentive for them to come back later) and all the vips and organizationall staff needs to lay low. Gi-hun does learn of In-ho's or rather Young-il's dayjob as a Frontman before he loses consciousness by the gas they put the players to sleep by.

So Gi-hun ends up back in his hotel with no new evidence and only a fresh memory of more people dying, of his best friend dying and being betrayed by another he started calling his friend. He's tethering on the edge of anger and depression and regularly falling on both sides.

At some point, he realizes he's not alone in the hotel, but the signs are subtle. It takes him a while. Eventually, he meets the self-invited guest, the last person he wants to see: In-ho. He's smirking when he tells Gi-hun his security protocols are laughable. Gi-hun doesn't waste time talking to him and throws himself at In-ho, trying to off him, but after a rather lengthy fight that In-ho is mostly just blocking his advances, they separate and out of breath Gi-hun spats the question of what he's doing here. In-ho's not even winded and tells him he needed a place to lay low for the time being and there's probably no place lower than this hellhole. Of course, they get into a fight of words this time (or more so, Gi-hun treats this encounter as an argument) and Gi-hun says he's going to go to the police and In-ho's like "you do you, but you have no proof, and don't forget you have a stack of illegally aquired, no-tax-paid money and when push comes to the shove, between the two of us it's you who look more like the Frontman" and literally walks away back to the room he claimed as his

then there's some shouting and threatening on Gi-hun's part about you know, offing him in his sleep or sending someone to do it for him but In-ho's really not concerned with that

so it ends up with Gi-hun deciding he's going to use In-ho's presence to either successfully take him off the living plane or gather evidence to jail him. At the same time, In-ho is just having a great time being a bother, watching his favorite human go mad and generally giving "the game's off right now so i'm just gonna relax and be obnoxiously myself"

In-ho makes the long-forgotten hotel's kitchen clean again and likes to spend time there making good food (he offers it to Gi-hun but he's suspicious he'll poison him), taking relaxing baths and walking only in a towel afterwards, pissing off Gi-hun ("you jump at every sound. Who traumatized you?" or "relax, if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead") and catching up on reading and TV shows ("do you have any idea how much preparation goes into these games? I didn't spend the last three years dilly-dallying like you did").

At some point, Gi-hun begins to follow him when he notices In-ho going out regularly and realizes that he's helping in a shelter for troubled youths - helping them study, cooking with them etc. When Gi-hun confronts him about recruiting new players, In-ho points out that they still have a chance to get out of the lowlife status their parents brought them up in and it's a logical part of his worldview of cleaning the streets. Asks Gi-hun how actievly he puts his hero mentality into usage to be judging his choices. And then questions if it's easier for Gi-hun to demonize him, see him only as a monster if he doesn't know he likes fried rice and teaches at risk teenager's how to budged. If he feels better with himself not knowing In-ho shops his vegetables and fruits from old ladies like the player 149 and had too many "this is your life, you need to decide what's best for you" talks with girls like player 222.

Gi-hun takes a long route to the hotel and when In-ho offers him fried rice this evening, he sits quietly across from him and eats it. He's still fuming about everything In-ho did and does and will do once the game is resumed but still needs to come up with a plan how he's actually going to achieve his goal in In-ho's case and he reasons that pretending a truce - somewhat like In-ho did during the game - is the best option.

So he forces himself to relax and accept In-ho's current presence in his life and pretends he's able to talk to him like he was a human too.

This action will have consequences.

[muontron]

I do this thing in my head that’s a little cringe but I talk to my “mentor” figures in my head like they’re right there. Not like my irl mentors but …. Um. Newton and Galileo and stuff like that. People who I look up to, that most certainly have no correlation to me at all.

For instance— Something goes wrong while I’m woodworking and I stare at the wall and go: “did you see that, archimedes?” And sigh like a sitcom character. A laugh track plays in my head as I am the object of jest

[britishsass]

The Three Adventurers come across a small cabin in the forest after a long day of walking. Graham and Link are happy to see someone willing to help, but Guybrush is suspicious.

Things are definitely not what they seem in this forest, and when his friends mysteriously disappear in the night, that’s what Guybrush is out to prove.

(A dramatic little fic to celebrate the 10th anniversary of @threeadventurers ! Congrats for such an incredible feat, and I sincerely hope that this one chapter is still a nice gift for the occasion :3)

[hibernating-stag]

Good morning I'm up thinking about that forbidden beast again

[disposal-blueeee]

silly thing i made last night XP

vargas by @zarla-s

[cuteniaarts]

Here *throws random and actually much more important than I realised at first OC redesign at you after two and a half years since the OG*

Meifeng, Ming-Hua’s cousin! I just randomly remembered that she exists while putting together my OC family tree and since the only art I have of her is… nearly 3 years old and mediocre at best, and Kat and I have recently spent so much time focusing on Red Lotus siblings, I thought “Hey, why not redraw her? Just because she’s a cousin and not a sister doesn’t make her any less special than Lien-Hua, Summiya, Aiza or Haya!” (On that note… Nia give someone a brother challenge. The only one that counts is Aiza and she’s only a brother half the time)

Some headcanons about her, both new and old (the old copy-pasted over and slightly edited to save everyone the second hand embarrassment of going to look at my old art), which will go under the cut because this has gotten LONG:

Old:

Older than Ming-Hua by around 10 years

Her dad is the older half-brother of Ming-Hua's mom who’s… not the most fond of their side of the family

Has never left her home in the Foggy Swamp Water Tribe

Master healer, specialises in children. Can't have any of her own because of the high pollution levels in the swamp which is why she puts all those motherly instincts into teaching and caring for kids

Got a scar on her leg while saving Ming-Hua from some wild swamp creature when the latter was a child who was absolutely convinced she could handle everything herself and never listened to anyone. Ming-Hua still insists she had everything under control that day

She tried to understand Ming-Hua's perspective on things, she really did, but ultimately tribe mentality and fear for her cousin’s safety, believing her not to be nearly as capable as she claims to be, won over

Attempted to stop Ming-Hua from running away but was, obviously, unsuccessful

Was the one consoling Nuying after Ming-Hua left

Helped Suiren learn waterbending and held genuine affection for the girl, although she ultimately refused when Suiren begged for the chance for her and Midori to escape from Haya and live with the tribe. She thought that while Suiren would most likely adjust well, Midori was simply too Gaoling to survive in a place as dark, damp and isolated as the Swamp. She regrets that decision every day since she found out Suiren became an assassin

Mourned Ming-Hua more than anyone else in the tribe when informed of her death

New:

Was the one who babysat Ming-Hua a lot when Nuying was going through one of her depressive episodes after Cadeo left, and Ming-Hua actually enjoyed spending time with her because she was a lot less overbearing and protective than her mother. Was the first person to start calling her Ming. Sometimes Ming-Ming, but Ming-Hua had a tendency to deliver a very hard kick to the shins every time she tried that

Never left Nuying’s side when she got sick in the years following Ming-Hua’s disappearance, no matter how much everyone, including her own father, told her to stay away, there’s nothing she can do to help her. In her final moments, Nuying was delirious with fever and called out for Ming-Hua. Meifeng didn’t have the heart to remind her that her daughter left so instead let her hair down, covered her own hand in water and told Nuying that she was “right here, mom. I’m right here” and stayed like that until Nuying passed

When Ming-Hua returned, Meifeng was the one to break the news to her. Later, when Ming-Hua asked how and when it happened, she couldn’t quite stop herself from snapping at her because she should have been there, Meifeng shouldn’t have had to pretend to be her so her mother could die without worrying about where her daughter was. Their relationship never really fully recovered after that fight

Still, she had met Suiren when she was little on the rare occasions when the Red Lotus passed through the Swamp and Ming-Hua chose to take her daughter to visit the tribe. She never met Midori, but she did see Ming-Hua pregnant with her once

Didn’t know about Ming-Hua’s imprisonment until an 11-year-old Suiren told her because world news don’t reach into the heart of the Swamp. She just thought they had decided to stop visiting. The news crushed her but… a part of her couldn’t help but go “you should have fucking listened to me when I told you to stay, then this wouldn’t have happened”

Her teaching Suiren waterbending involved mostly the basics of combat (she herself doesn’t know much of it since she’s a healer), plantbending and healing. Suiren reached her level of mastery and proficiency as well as figured out icebending on her own through sheer determination and spite (she’s so much like her mama 🥹🥹🥹)

Is the only one from the tribe Suiren had ever confessed to about being an assassin. That knowledge broke her heart and she spent all those years absolutely terrified that Suiren would meet Ming-Hua’s fate. When Suiren stopped visiting at one point (when she left for her mission to kill Kuvira, got injured, recovered at ATI, reunited with her parents, broke Kuvira out and started living with her, etc etc) she had assumed that it really did happen, until Suiren randomly showed up one day with Kuvira in tow (Meifeng did not approve bc of the whole spirit vine thing 😅)

Absolutely reunited with Ming-Hua at some point and it was an extremely emotional moment

Ripped Cadeo a new one when he suddenly appeared looking for his daughter after 45+ years after it became common knowledge that the RL are all alive and no longer wanted by the law

All in all… quite an interesting character that I really should do something with at some point, bc how come Ming-Hua’s family is the only one to get 0 attention in our discussions?? #justiceformeifeng2024

[loumauve]

14.25 hours until anaesthesia, not looking forward to it whatsoever. at least still having to do cleaning in preparation is keeping the panic somewhat at bay, but fuck if I'm not anxious as hell