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willowser · 6 months ago
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i will say. i will talk and write about shy, no rizz katsuki until i am dead in the ground BUT. i do think once he gains a bit more confidence in himself as a partner—he really becomes the same gremlin little shit he is about everything else.
starts feeling like he's got this relationship on lock and that's when the ass smacking begins.
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wormdebut · 3 months ago
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AUGUST MICROFIC — SUBMIT
@steddiemicrofic | PROMPT: plug | WORD COUNT: 437 | Rated: E | CW: daddy kink, d/s, degradation, spit, rough oral
There’s just a lot of hard E content happening here. If you want the smut, you knew you’d get it with me.
Did Ya Miss Me?
Minors—I swear to god stay away from me.
He watches as Steve’s eyes glaze over. God, Eddie is a lucky fucking bastard.
Steve’s throat constricts around his cock, but he’s pliant, mouth open and willing to take and take and take. Thank god, Eddie’s such a giver.
“That’s it, baby boy.” Eddie growls, as he pushes in deeper, his hand dropping from Steve cheek to his throat, “God. Your lips are perfect on my dick, you perfect fucking slut.”
Steve moans around him, spit running down his reddened face—He runs a finger over his Adam’s apple, before pulling out and Steve whines, chasing after Eddie’s cock like it’s his final meal.
“Fuck, you’d let me do anything to you, wouldn’t you, angel?” Eddie rumbles, slapping his cock against Steve’s spit slicked cheek.
“Y-yes, please. Eds—sir—da—I—“ Steve gasps, voice scratchy. So so desperate. “Anything you’ll give me. Everything you’ll give me—“
Eddie smirks, as Steve pants, “Shove a plug up your ass, fuck my come down your throat. You just need to be filled with me in every hole don’t you baby boy.”
“Please—I need—“ Steve is babbling, begging.
“What, baby? You need to come?” Eddie asks, tapping his boot against Steve’s leaking cock.
Steve whines, shaking his head, leaning forward to try and swallow Eddie back down.
“Words, Stevie.”
“I—I want to come but I need,” Steve’s words are slurred, there are tears running down his cheeks. God, he’s just so pretty like this. “Need you to. Need your come down my throat, inside—please daddy. Please”
Daddy.
Oh his boy is so gone.
Eddie growls. “Open your mouth for me.” He groans as Steve is quick to comply, gorgeous pink tongue rolling out. Eddie fists his cock as Steve just stares up at him, teary brown eyes, shining with those flecks of green. He leans down and Steve keeps his tongue out, waiting.
Anything you’ll give me. Everything you’ll give me.
Eddie spits, and Steve’s eyes go wide as he moans.
“Keep that perfect mouth open you pretty little slut.” Eddie warns grabbing a fist full of Steve’s hair before he’s pushing his cock back into that perfect fucking hole.
“You’re so perfect for me baby, aren’t you. Just the prettiest little slut for Daddy.”
Steve’s a mess, whining, taking everything Eddie gives. He always does.
“Shit—baby, I’m gonna—“ Eddie moans out, pushing in just the tiniest bit deeper as he comes down Steve’s pretty little throat. It doesn’t shock him when Steve follows, come spilling from that perfect cock, untouched.
Eddie pulls out, dropping to his knees, as Steve falls forward, nuzzling into Eddie’s neck.
“I love you baby boy.”
“Mmm—love you, love you.”
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rosechata · 2 months ago
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these past couple months have been the most transformative of my life and i am more myself than i have ever been before. it finally all paid off—the years, the tears, the work, the toil, the growing pains.
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ybcpatrick · 1 year ago
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✨🤩 just in time for the fall out boy show in toronto, i've given my battle vest, vinny, a complete so much (for) stardust makeover!! i'm in LOVE with the finished result. the gold is so shiny, and the white parts even glow faintly in the dark!! 🤩✨
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(just one yesterday angel, smownie face, and triangular sunshine riptide pins on the collar by @dilsdesigns!! alt text available on each photo, close-ups + gratuitous modelling of vinny under the cut 💫)
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once again, the angel, smownie and riptide pins were all made by my dearest, delightful-est friend, dils. you can find his work @dilsdesigns!! thank you dils, these pins are SO LOVED <333
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and additionally, the baseball, star-guy, seashell and bubble pins on the pockets were handdrawn by me!!
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somecunttookmyurl · 1 year ago
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since @vaspider ordered several Gay Items from me (thanks spider!) i decided to post all of them properly here for you. if you wanna buy anything just message me and we'll get it sorted!
OCTOPRIDES £6 EACH i can make these lil bitches in any flag colours. they are adorable. they are friend.
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putting the rest under a cut to save your dash but the octoprides are frankly too cute to be in dash jail
resin multi layer storage tower (it weighs 900g!) £40 wooden storage box with 'stained glass' effect £10
i can make more storage towers in the flag of your choice. i cannot make any more square wooden boxes as sadly the base boxes have been discontinued (i do have round ones though)
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bird earrings £8 / bird pin badge £6. these are wood base, painted, and then coated in UV resin. can be made in any flag since i'm. you know. painting them myself however bird supplies are limited (craft shop stop discontinuing my supplies challenge)
'sippers' gay cocktail earrings £7. i can also make these in any flag colours
'forbidden snack' gummy bear pride flag charm £3 yup, you guessed it, i can make any flag colours
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large perler paint drip heart (as keychain or badge) £5 yeah so again with the customisable colours thing on all perler hearts. with a resin coating so they don't break apart. medium perler paint drip heart (as chain pendant or leather cord) £3 itty bitty perler paint drip heart - £2 as charm, £3 for earring pair
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'somewhere over the rainbow' earrings £6. 5 pairs total available for now queer crystals magnets £5. ony one of each design limited edition etc these random badges £5. there are two 'crystal queer'. one each of the others
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wooden badges £2 each, only one of each design wooden heart flag badges £2 each but i can make those in any flag small pride potion £3 (2 for £5) / large potion £6 (2 for £10) available in any flag
UV reactive rainbow rings £4 one each in sizes 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, and 12 (@sinothetimes has the size 9 one)
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beaded bracelets £3 each 2 for £5 these are all random thrown together as i go. vaguely in flag colours. one of each design pictured.
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slippinninque · 10 days ago
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Hey hey!
I'm still here. Just y'know getting through.
I'm sorry for being so behind on writing but just know I'm still going!
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drawthethingdoppelganger · 1 month ago
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DTtttt~ what are some of your favorite headcanons? I guess they could be for any show but I’m really looking for Bob burger hcs (shocking I know)
Do I know you?
Jimmy Jr has suggested to Tina multiple times about a Footloose EFF
Bob and Linda get very competitive at boardgames, so much that they started a parcheesi tournament
Mr Branca hides a bunch of personal stuff in the school's ceiling. No one really cares but he still gets nervous about his collection of Bleach Boys (*limited edition*) CD records, hence a rumor about "dead body in the ceiling" spread around the school
The eighth grader gang has a group chat but it's mostly just Tammy and Jocelyn chatting with each other (Tammy talks shit a lot and Jocelyn's the only one who replies)
Louise tries to sell Gene's jar of milk teeth on eBay labeling it as "dinosaur fossils"
Jimmy Jr's running posture is also his swimming posture (he swims fine but looks like he's drowning)
Louise made a voodoo doll of Logan for a revenge scheme. He was actually impressed by the attention to details
Jimmy Jr and Zeke learn bartender tricks from Trev and try to impress Andy and Ollie with it (they try to spice it up with unnecessary parkour)
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loquarocoeur · 3 months ago
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GET OFF TUMBLR AND STUDYYYYYY
the sooner you do it the sooner you know your exam stuff and can come back to tumblr & your docs 🥰
Yes, yes, okay, I can do this, studying, yes
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ilovemycrayons · 2 years ago
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you smoke & I’ll have a drink [emily prentiss x reader]
I’m in love with Emily Prentiss & It is quite sad the literal choke hold she has on me. I slammed this together while sT0n3d as shit, per usual how I spend my nights & this is how i imagine being in a relationship with Emily where she is okay with her girlfriend smoking & loves it because it makes her girlfriend more honest & fun to play with. 
I don’t post what I write usually so I don’t know how to do warnings but if you’re not a fan of drinking or smoking w33d then this is kind of full of it. fingering, praise talk i think is in here, probably self esteem issues i wouldn’t put it past me. I don’t know I’m sorry i tried. Just be warned I guess. But if I missed any please let me know. also yes the grammar is probably piss poor & i think it is written in 2nd person or something i’m so sorry in advance.
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Everything was working out perfectly. It was Friday night, the new case they had picked up earlier in the week was finished and the suspect was in custody, and to celebrate it was girl’s night. You had heard all about it from Emily on her drive home, making your heart sing hearing the happy and relaxed tone in her voice. it was also warming to know she had managed to find some time to go out with her BAU girls especially after such a case from the little details you got from the news coverage & Emily. 
“i want you to come with us. i also know what you need to do to feel comfortable in a setting like that, if you want to smoke first i can pick you up in 30 minutes if that works for you.” 
the line was silent for a minute while you tried to collect your already high as a kite thoughts. “i- i don’t understand what you mean. i would never do something like that… like smoking.” it was so forced and such a lie anyone could have caught it. you had a suspicion that was one of her favorite things about you, the fact that you were such a bad liar. she must find entertainment in you always scrambling to find a good lie to bark out at her. 
“absolutely baby, not a little stoner at all. i will see you in 30 then.” you could picture the smile on her face and your stomach flipped just thinking about it. you hung up the phone and ran into your bathroom to get in the shower. 
you had no idea what it was that kept her so interested in you. she was the head of the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit, studying and catching some of the worst serial killers ever. smarter than anyone you have ever met, but you’ve heard rumors about Dr. Spencer Reid. you had a good job & made enough money where you were able to afford an apartment comfortably by yourself, but exactly as she said, you were a smoker. you only smoked at night mostly to go to sleep & relax and when you went out you chose to be high rather than drink. after your shower you dried off, did your hair and makeup, before throwing on a big tshirt to wait until Emily was close to picking you up. you had fifteen minutes left before she would be at your door. turning on something on your tv you smoked until you got the text from emily that she was on her way. you ran back into your room and picked out your favorite dress that was short at the perfect length and showed off your chest quite nicely. 
in perfect synchronization with putting your lipstick away in your bag for the night, the doorbell rang. you took a last look in the mirror you had by the door and opened it to reveal a smiling emily. she was still in her work suit but it complimented her so well and she knew you loved it when she wore them. lately, emily had been letting her hair grow out and the beautiful gray show more which was making you weaker in the knees each time you saw her and sending you through the roof. it took you too long to realize you were admiring her until you looked up at her and saw the look on her face. “h-hello.” you finally squeaked out. 
“hi little bird, you look very pretty.” she smiled scanning your figure, her eyes following your curves leaving a small smirk on her face. “are you ready to go?” 
“yes,” you smiled and put your bag on your shoulder and took your jacket off the hook. you closed & locked the door behind you then followed emily down to her car. the rest of the night was filled with high energy & great drinks. you had met penelope & jj before at a night out with the team but never this intimate. you relaxed through the night as they asked questions to get to know you better and you all made jokes about some of the guys that tried to come up to the table. 
after a few hours you all said goodbye and you were soon back in emily’s car heading back to your apartment. “i’m glad you came out with us,” she smiled and placed her hand on your thigh. “did you have a good time?” 
feeling her hand on your thigh your back was now flush against the car seat. “i had a lot of fun. it was nice to meet JJ & Penelope outside of the group, they are so nice.” you quickly glance down at Emily’s hand that seemed to be a little further up on your thigh than before, but you both knew you weren’t complaining. the drive back to your apartment was a comfortable silence until emily parked and turned to you and smiled. 
“thank you for a wonderful night. would you like to come up for another drink before you go?” you you look up and can’t help but smile when she turns the car off and grabs her bag from the back seat.
 “i would love to.” she smiled and kissed your cheek before getting out of the car. as you walked up to the door you got your keys out and led her inside. you were happy to see your apartment was clean enough for a guest. you walked to the little bar in the corner of your kitchen and made emily a quick rum & coke which had been her drink of choice for the night. “thank you baby,” she smiled and took a sip. “will you be smoking i assume?” emily smiled and walked through the apartment looking out the back slider to the deck, smiling at the rolling tray on the table. 
“oh, uhm if you don’t mind sure. we can sit outside, it’s my favorite spot in the whole apartment.” you smiled and walked out with her. you had spent so much time making a small corner of the patio to be a perfect smoking corner. you sat in your usual spot while Emily sat right next to you and sipped her drink, answering some messages on her phone. you got to work making a little joint, picking out the perfect nug, fitting it into the grinder just right, and you definitely enjoyed hearing the sound of the weed being grinded, knowing that a beautiful pile would be waiting for you in the middle chamber. After you were done, you pulled out what you needed to roll. you pulled out her new favorite lighter -of-the-week and lit the joint. 
Everyone knows the best hit is the first, and this one did not disappoint. you felt all of the muscles in your body (except your lungs) completely relax and tensions were all gone. Instinctively you pulled out your phone and opened your favorite app and began scrolling while continuing to smoke. It was amazing to you that Emily didn’t always need you to entertain her. you two were completely comfortable just being with each other, whether you were talking or playing around, or just being in the same room together without saying a word. This was the perfect time to just sit and enjoy each other’s company while Emily sipped her drink and you smoked your perfectly rolled little joint.
After some time had passed, you put the remains in your ashtray and sat back in your seat. “That felt amazing.” you giggled as you felt the slow buzz go through your body. “This is my favorite flower I’ve gotten so far.”
“i hope you will be able to get it again,” Emily said in a soft voice while picking up her hand and bringing it to her lips to kiss the back. “Why don’t you come over to the couch with me,” she smiled. “I feel like it has been forever since we actually sat together.” she stood up and gently pulled you up with her before getting as comfortable as she could on the outside bench. Luckily it was padded, but it didn’t add much. It also didn’t help that she pulled you down onto her lap. she wrapped one hand around your waist and the other on your legs keeping you close to her. “Now this is more comfortable.” she chuckled.
“Think so? I’m definitely comfy.” you smiled and nuzzled into her chest. you stayed still while she held you, leaning her cheek against the top of your head and rocking you both very gently which soothes you a little too well.
Emily pulled back and smiled at you. “I think you deserve another. You’ve been so supportive this week,” her voice was soft and low, sending chills through your whole body. Emily definitely noticed as she put her hand on your cheek and you nearly melted against her. “If anything, baby, do it for me.”
Carefully, you got down off her lap and set yourself up between her legs facing the table. Surprisingly, it was more comfortable than you thought. you started the same process again, but was distracted when you felt Emily’s lips against your neck. The jar that held your flower was put back down on the table and you leaned back against Emily’s chest.
“Bird what happened? Can you not concentrate?” she leaned you up and pulled the table closer. “Maybe you can’t reach, maybe this will help. ”
you picked everything up again, starting where you left off. It wasn’t long into your process until Emily started again. A slow trail of kisses on all sides of your neck, this time accompanied by some traveling hands. All on your sides, trailing down to your thighs and back up again to your chest (which you were grateful for the fact you chose against any kind of bra.) you playfully pushed her off so you could stand up to reach the roller on the other side of the table.
When you did, your panties were pulled to the floor, leaving you completely exposed under the skirt of your dress. you turned around to Emily laughing. “Really? Are we children?” you reached down to pull your panties back up but was stopped when Emily grabbed your waist.
“I thought you would be more comfortable this way.” she  smirked and pulled you back down onto the couch with her. Emily’s lips were back on your neck and her hands lying comfortably on your thighs. “Anyway, continue.” she hummed. Emily slowly trailed her hand up your body from your thigh and up to your chest and softly began to massage your breast, while placing light kisses along your shoulder and back up again. Her other land lightly glided up your thigh, getting closer to where you wanted her to be. 
Emily’s hand on your chest slowly got more aggressive, grabbing more man massaging and mixing between teasing and pinching your nipple that was now between her fingers easily slipped under the top of your dress. The hand that was on your thigh was now drawing light circles against your clit, slowly leaving you a shaking mess against her. 
“Oh fuck Emily, I’m so close.” you finally whined out. Her lips were on all of your sweet spots along your neck and shoulder, her hand on your breast twisting and pulling at your nipple, and her fingers moving in a faster circle while your climax was rushing over. 
“Cum for me baby.” she hummed and kept her pace helping you through your climax. “Good job baby, you did so good.” she hummed and held you when collapsed back against her, breathing heavily trying to collect yourself. “I think you deserve that second joint now.” emily laughed lightly and kissed your cheek. 
You laughed and sat back up again finishing what you started. You set everything up and looked around the table for your book of papers, only to realize they were on the other side of the table. “Shit,” you mumbled. “My papers are on the other side of the table.”
“So then get them.” Emily smirked looking up from the message she was answering on her phone.
You gave Emily a suspicious look but decided to trust her. You hesitated another second before standing up and reaching over the table for the papers. When they were in your hand, just as you predicted, you felt two of her fingers slide inside you. “Oh fuck!” you screamed but quickly bit your lip once you were reminded you were outside.
Emily laughed with a teasing tone and slipped his fingers out before pulling you back down on the couch. “Oh birdie, so wet for me already. Are you finished rolling yet?”
“I just have to add uhm, the paper. So one more step.`` As you explained, you completed each step and were finally greeted by a beautifully rolled joint. You picked it up and held it in front of your face. “Perfection.”
Emily handed you a lighter which you happily took and lit the joint in your fingers. You enjoyed the first few hits before Emily took your body and turned you towards her to kiss her. Emily’s hands traveled again and her tongue started exploring your lips, teasing against you. She broke the kiss turning to face you forward before scooping you up and sitting you on the couch while she got comfortable next to you. Emily placed her hand on your cheek slowly down your body until it was between your legs again and sliding her fingers over your entrance knowing it was teasing you more than ever now. “Don’t forget about your joint.” 
“Please?” you whined and leaned your head back taking a hit and blowing it out. “Please.”
Emily slipped two fingers in and waited for you to adjust and get comfortable. Instinctively, you started grinding against her hand, causing emily to smirk. “Oh fuck Emily.” you moaned.
She wrapped her other arm around you and slipped the strap of your dress down, exposing your breast, giving her more room to go back to playing with your nipple as she did before. “Look at you baby, you look so perfect for me, grinding against my hand, you’re so wet for me too. Are you enjoying yourself bird?”
Hearing all of her words of praise, and nursing the joint you made sent sparks through you helping you keep a steady pace of your hips. You bit your lip harder as your climax built, holding on to the arm and back of the couch for support. “It feels so good Emily. I’m gonna cum again, I’m so close.” 
Emily chuckled playfully and leaned down to take your nipple between her teeth, giving a soft bite and softly kissing as an apology. “Cum for me birdie, now.” she barked and leaned back, enjoying the moment. On command, another and stronger wave washed over your body and after what felt like an eternity, you finally collapsed next to Emily, who brought you into her side, but careful of the blunt that was almost finished. On the last hit you took before you exhaled, emily softly put her hand on your neck giving it a small squeeze as you exhaled before she kissed you again. 
A little surprised by her actions you ended up with a little bit of a coughing fit but got it under control quickly. “Wh-what was that? I’m not complaining, I’m just asking.” she took the finished joint from your fingers and put it out in the ashtray before sitting back on the couch with you.
“Oh baby, I’m full of surprises. You’ll just have to wait and see.” Emily smiled as she curled you up in her arms close to her chest and lightly rubbed your shoulders and back. “I love you.” she whispered.
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Anyway, I told you it was kind of a mess but i had to get the idea out. Let me know what you think of this one please. Again, i know the grammar and spelling and everything isn’t good i told you i tried my best & just worked on getting the idea on paper & if you might be interested in another work in progress that i can rewrite to prentiss. 
taglist because they interacted with the post from earlier : 
@darcyfangirlsfrequently​ @strawberry-miku​ @natasharomanoffisbaebby​ @kennedy-alexis​ @evilregal2002​ @ssalinaprentiss​ 
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blondiest · 1 year ago
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girl help i lost sight of creating things first and foremost for myself and got overly invested in external validation therefore setting myself up to feel terrible about my works because i started looking at them too closely and became paranoid that they weren't good enough and that people would think they're stupid and—
i am going to be on here less and for a little while may be engaging with other people's writing a bit less as i try to get back into my own creative flow again 🥲 will still pop in now and again but i think being too tuned-in to everything has been making me a little insecure (<- a me problem; all of you are lovely and sweet) and with some added work stress i'm just!!! not engaging with things in a way that makes me happy or that feels particularly healthy.
honestly i feel strange even bothering to make a post about this bc Who Cares but i didn't want anyone to feel ignored if i am just straight not replying to messages etc for chunks of time. 🤝
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babygirlspurgeon · 7 months ago
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as this is my last wild game for the season (bedtime after the first next game) just wanna give love and appreciation for you all <33333 after all the trials and tribulations of this season it was made so so enjoyable thanks to everyone here you’re all wonderful mwah
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super-who-locked-me-in-here · 11 months ago
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I was going to tag u anyway I just got irrationally worried you'd block me for it or something 💀 VeggieTales remix had me WHEEZING
Okay firstly I would never block you bc you're amazing and wonderful and one of only a few of my Hannibal mutuals who regularly interacts with me on this app with actual words (I love all of my mutuals equally but it's nice to talk to people and not just see them in notifs sometimes).
Secondly, if you have not listened to the Veggie Tales Remix by Shama Mrema, you need to because it is an absolute banger.
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ambitionslost · 15 days ago
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open to: all. it's hunter's birthday and he's a depressed bean. also tagging @indiestarter
Hunter lay sprawled across his bed, head pounding and the bitter taste of last night's whiskey still on his tongue. Sunlight filtered in through the blinds, slicing across the room and reminding him that he’d made it to another year, even if he didn’t feel like celebrating. With a sigh, he buried his face deeper into the pillow, letting the quiet weight of the morning settle over him.
He heard footsteps approaching, then the sound of someone lingering in the doorway. The silence between them was thick, their presence gentle but expectant, and he could feel them waiting for him to acknowledge the day.
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thetaoofbetty · 1 year ago
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no idea why my algorithm thought i wanted to watch a writing advice video but i got curious and wanted to see how many points of failure rvd hopped on in its run and i'm bored so here we go:
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ahh. yes. well. half points to establishing it before, uh, doing whatever they did to it for more than the first half. video dude straight up says changing the direction half way through pisses the audience off which...seems legit so far.
(shout out to the b/as who used to argue with me that the genre didn't change and also didn't know the difference between theme and genre. stay in school, kids)
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oof. uhm. you know, i'm sure it's fine.
oh no, ha, starting think this video is about the rvd writers personally. "you don't want to promise them something fast paced right off the bat then nothing happens for the rest of the story until the very end." one would think, video dude. one would think.
(#3 lends itself more to novel writing but i'd like to give a shout out to dropped plots)
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while he's giving very good advice about presenting villains as inept only when interacting with the main character, i can't stop thinking about archie and the bear.
it was a fucking bear against a teenager who looks like he learned to tie his shoes in the same week he learned to be a boxer, roberto.
shout out to the king of rvd villains, tho. hiram, you will always be famous if not totally unsuccessful in your plans thwarted by literally everyone who gives it more than 5 minutes of thought.
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would like to submit also deciding on a cliffhanger ending with no forethought about what it means and what's to come. see: the black hood. retconning the end of s6 to change how s7 starts.
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newtness532 · 1 year ago
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i will do it scared. i can do it. even if im doing it scared i will be doing it. maybe by the time im done i wont be scared anymore. but i will do it. even if im scared doing it. but i can and i will and i will be okay.
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but-red-means-stop · 2 years ago
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2 cool 4 skool album analysis: Intro
Well, friends, I have returned, much changed and yet not at all changed. Sliding in under the wire of January, this is me making good on my promise to post a track-by-track analysis of 2 Cool 4 Skool by BTS. If I can stay on top of it, I plan to do this monthly until 2025, according to this schedule.
Some things about what to expect: I'm a classically trained singer and instrumentalist with two music degrees, neither of which has anything to do with pop music or music production. What you get are my highly trained listening ears and my very subjective thoughts and feelings about this music. I'm going at this from a baseline of deep love and respect for BTS, so if I seem to be critical or poke fun at them, please bear in mind that it comes from a place of affection.
So we're getting started with the very beginning of BTS: 2 Cool 4 Skool. Which, believe it or not, is technically considered a single album. If you only look at the three song tracks, that seems plausible, but it's also got an instrumental introduction and interlude, plus two skits (“Skit: Circle Room Talk” and “Outro: Circle Room Cypher”), not to mention the two hidden tracks on the physical (“Skit: On the Start Line” and “Path”). For a single album, it's packed. It goes along with the early Bangtan theme of doing the most. Like, this was your debut? Are we kidding?
I was fascinated and honestly a little baffled by the structure of this album when I first encountered it, and I've since come to understand that the non-song tracks, particularly the skits, are actually a hip-hop album thing. As much as we can look at early BTS and see the limitations in their understanding of what hip hop actually was (and was not), they were, at least, doing their best to emulate and respect what they saw as the characteristics of the genre.
The first track is simply called “Intro: 2 Cool 4 Skool”, produced by Supreme Boi. It opens with a sample from a disco instructional record, which is delightful enough on its own, but Wikipedia tells me that it's actually a callback to the 2003 Epik High track “Go” from an album called, believe it or not, Map of the Human Soul. Epik High is definitely on my list of groups to learn more about, not only because their influence was so formative to BTS, but also because Tablo just seems like a really cool guy.
I don't have an awful lot more to say about “Intro: 2 Cool 4 Skool” as a track. The whole vibe is immaculate - the record scratches, the heavy reverb on the drums, the gunshots and the slowdown at the end, you listen to this minute-long snippet and you know exactly what you’re getting into. It starts off the album as unmistakably a hip-hop record in both function and vibe, featuring (in Korean) the lyric, “We tell our story in a carefree way on behalf of those in their 10s and 20s”. It makes a really good, encapsulated statement about what to expect from this single album and from this group.
From here on out, each track will be getting its own post, however short - I don’t anticipate having a massive essay on Circle Room Talk, for instance, but I will be splitting them up for organization’s sake. Translations will always come from Doolset Lyrics unless otherwise noted. 
Look forward to the rest of the album posts coming soon.
Ready
Set
and
Begin.
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