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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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Mspaint dream doodles (oh and killer is there 2 ig)
( forgot credits again eugh dream is owned by @/jokublog and killer is owned by @/rahafwabas)
#I was doing these to destress a bit#lol#toffeesdoodles#dream sans#killer sans#cw creepy smile#?#idk#utmv#why are doodles on main?#you see#i just liked these#thats it#i love how the vibes are completely different#LMAOOO#“oh yummi cake” “OH SHIT”#also obviously realistically killer would have to sit there a really long time for his goop to form a huge puddle like that#but like#it looked cool
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all i’m saying is we got an inner monologue of ava falling for a boy in season 1 and NOTHING when her and bea were being gay disasters for each other in season 2. we were ROBBED
#needed to hear ava’s internal dialogue during the phasing through blocks scene#like they almost kissed and then they ALMOST KISSED AGAIN#where is the gay panic!!! where is the oh shit oh shit oh fuck moment!!!!!#NEEDED to hear ava going “wow she’s hot. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. I THINK THATS HOT? WHY DO I THINK THATS HOT#etc etc#bi awakening type beat#and then her desperately trying to play it cool around bea#warrior nun#bi ava silva#avatrice
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sorry the olympic fire gets me every time
#Israel shouldnt be there tho. stand by that#“oh but its so long” THERES A BIG ASS FIRE ON A HOT AIR BALLOON IF T#GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU DONT THINK THATS COOL AS SHIT#every country blows so much money when they host let them have fun with the like 5 hours they get uninterrupted attention#olympics#bidoof thinks
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#no home#haejoon in college like sorry hangon i have a call to take#my unstable friend is calling me#i have to make sure hes not like in a ditch somewhere#eunyung: yeah i quit my job and became a ranch hand at this farm and i think ive really found myself except my coworkers are cunts#but one of them lets me hit her vape pen which is cool oh but yeah i live in the country now and theres like jackshit to do#so ive gotten really into urban exploration except i think i inhaled spores or something in one my throats been scratchy all week#but i get paid under the table so i dont have health insurance right now but its whatever i got those fancy cough drops for it#haejoon: thats nice. i went for a walk yesterday#i think they go like 3 months without talking until either haejoon goes hey man whats up <- concerned or eunyung sends him a 10 minute long#voice memo about all the shit hes been up to
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What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.
#wheres that one comic where abe gets into a mission and has to tear down a monster with an axe#then at the end when hellboy appears and sees abe going ham while covered in blood. he's like ''oh hey abe. good job you're doing there''#hellboy was not even worried for a second. he trusts abe to handle things on his own#they both trust each other to do their job but they also know when they can handle a fight on their own and will help if needed.#their trust and bond with each other is so implicit but speaks volumes. they dont need to say anything. they just know#we talk so much about hellboy being like. an alright guy and a whole lot kinder than the world treats him. and that's right#but it really does make Abe look fucking batshit wild in comparison because of it#the entirety of the abe sapien comics is that the guy is on his hinges and the only thing keeping him sane before was his job (which is#debatable.) and the bprd. mostly hellboy and liz and kate and roger. johan and ben are a weird case but he does kinda care about them#i love abe btw. he's such an interesting critter. absolutely crazy maniac of a guy.#tbf i dont blame him considering his backstory. if i went through some of the shit he did; i would not be sane either#also. the moments post hellboy's death in the comics where abe is trying to deal with his passing but never directly says anything about it#until he was confronted by hellboy in his dream. thats the cool bit yknow. we dont need to be told Abe was grieving about hellboy#we just knew he wasn't handling it well. using present tense when talking about hellboy to other people. avoiding saying his name.#its great stuff#the fire burns#hellboy#hellboy comics#abe sapien
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My prized possession is my copy of Guilty Gear ISUKA for the PS2 ^_^!! I like opening it up from time to time just to look at the aba artwork
#Lucked out with the manual being included too#When i first got this i didnt know shit about guilty gear and just thought oh thats guilty gear lemme get it#Ouughhhggghhh aba is so cool#Homegirl is on the cover how is she not the main character????#aba guilty gear#guilty gear isuka
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marcille overcomes her internalized homophobia with the power of friendship
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#laios touden#marcille donato#WOW LONG TIME NO MARCILLE !!!!!! deepest apologies#does this need some kind of tw ??#i dont think she's actually christian or something but she definitely has some Very conservative views on gender... and gayness too#THIS HAPPENS the first time falin goes on a trip ! and in the first week marcille is like Oh shit shes an adult. we are peers. she makes her#own decisions now. shes not a little kid. i think i like her. and thats so scary to her ... but with the help of her boy best friend and#everyone else she will learn to accept herself. and she will be who she is for her pride !!!!!!!! farcille Will happen but waaaaayyyyy later#yeah ok thats all 👍‼️ marcille we support you
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garfiel age reveal is genuinely one of the funniest moments in rezero. subaru realizes that not only has he been beefing with an 8th grader, but the 8th grader has been kicking his and all his friends asses
#re:zero#theyre all like 18-20 AND A DRAGON and theyre getting their asses thoroughly beat by an 8th grade furry who before this was just hanging ou#after he joined their side he killed an immortal vampire serial killer by throwing a hippo at her so hes no normal 8th grader#but it makes everything abt him make so much sense like#OH thats why he says bullshit quotes to sound cool all the time. that checks out#i need to do a compilation of garfiels expressions#its important to remember that while his quotes make no sense to us the viewers#thats exactly how SUBARU sounds to the rest of the fantasy characters when he references real world shit#to quote subaru ''is there some sort of translation glitch happening between you and me?''
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Monty, in human form: I think I might be a therian
#he doesn't quite understand what a therian is but he's like oh a connection with animals on an emptional level?? sign me up#and the others are just like thats because you were an animal#and the cat king is like no i feel that too#and theyre like yeah no shit#anyways therians are so fucking cool#shout out to all the therians in the world#monty the crow#monty finch#cat king#the cat king#thomas the cat king#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#therian#im not a therian but rather a person with a guy with a fursona. does this make me a furry? who knows#anyways cool
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have you watched tusk (2014)?? its... interesting! ☺️
yes. and let me tell you something… this is just my personal… opinion… VERY subjective taste here yall…
I FUCKING LOVE body horror. I LOVE EM. but i like it if they are more… natural? Like from within your body, not like, through surgery. I mean cool and i do watch them still but i prefer body horror that comes within your body, it feels more scarier to me 🧎♀️
I watched tusks blindly and i literally FELT GIDDY LIKE WOOO this man gonna turn into a walrus im gonna see some fucked up shit but oh… through surgery…
#THIS IS A VERY WEIRD RANT YALL LMAOOOOOOOOO#I AM VERY SORRY TO BE GRAPHIC ABOUT IT#THIS IS VERY SUBJECTIVE. IF YOU GUYS LIKE THEM ITS VERY COOL!!!#i love body horror still#but yknow like#the fly#the thing#or alien#something unnatural that goes on within your body that makes it change… and can you still call yourself a human after all that#oh#thats my SHIT right there#asks#this is why human centipede doesnt really intrigue me#i watched the first one#its… okay#but if the human got turned into a centipede by itself#their bodies slowly changing…#i’d eat that shit UPP#sorry for the body horror talk yall im sorry if this is gross HAHAHA
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Sapphic Disco Week Day One! -> Favorite Female Character(s)!!
joyce invited judit over for a cup of tea or coffee (spiked, even) on her yacht. judit's listening to joyce talk about her pale travels, and seeing how lucid she is for how much pale she's been exposed to, judit's got a nagging thought in the back of her mind: can her husband be saved? can she pull him out of his palefucked mindstate, or has she still lost him completely?
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doodle-ish for sapphic disco week!!!! would love to do one for every day bc i need to draw more women and i have Thoughts and Ideas but as you can see i canNOT just draw images. there has to be some sort of accurately perspectivized bg ft the most complex decoration in the world bc the nature of revachol architecture is that its maximal 🙄 and the perspective on this is still kinda JANK. and dont forget to mention LIGHTING god forbid you put them in a place, they have to be LIT accurately
also just for information, my judit's husband drives lorries and his brain is not all that intact anymore. judit loves him!!! they were really good together. but the economy tanked. and they needed money. and daddy figured better his two boys have a house and no father than live on the streets
also also its hard choosing a fave 😭 i like joyce and judit but also elizabeth and ruby and klaasje and tbh theyre all so quality. all these women r incredible. love it when a story has women and theyre like. well written and actually like real people LOL
#my art#disco elysium#sapphic disco week#i think thats the tag????#disco elysium fanart#joyce messier#judit minot#JM THEYRE BOTH JM!#sorry fuck oh shit sorry guys fuck i wrote an essay again GODDAMMIT#such is the nature of the beast#i liked the#sapphic disco week '24#yeahss#lets see if i can keep up with this. would LOVE TO#but i have this really cool thing called adhd
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DOODELS
#my art#tryignt o do sm shit help i wanma draw and finish things so baddd#the brown sketches r me crying @ the phrase 'to be loved is to be changed' i wanna make a sad emo angsty comic abt shadows loss and pain an#still endong up with a happy life bc. 🧍♂️ fuck i want that for myself too#THE 2NDD... MY SKY PIRATE GRANDMA MARIA AU 🫶🫶🫶🫶 basically shes super inspired by dola from castle in thsky lol#shes putting makeup on shad bc hes going on his first date ever....#in his 50yr immortal ish ageless life hes going on a date and maria will damn sure make sure hes gonna have a nice one#ehehehe guess whos hes going on a date w....👁👁(obvious)#uhhhh the cat is just older blaze leik burnin blaze inspired by her concept art#one of her hair styles is like fire and im like. thats fuckin cool!!#sHE GETS STRIPED AND GETS FWUFFY WHEN SHES OLDER bc i think its kyut 🫶#makes her related to big the cat ehehehe alt dimension shit or smhtn idk im not thinking anymore#oh fuck i forgot to tag the charas#sonic the hedgehog#maria robotnik#eggman#shadow the hedgehog#blaze the cat#amy rose#sonic chao#uhhh it uink thqts it#sowowiwjekwo#sowwy its a mess
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the inevitable. i mean look at larry.
#centaur isnt his True Love Sara shes just very sara-core#shes more like a cool older girl who wants spader to hang with them and hes like noo.. im gonna hang out with this cop and my baby cousin#adventure time#as if u can tell. you know what. i shouldnt say these things. if u cant recognize spader thats a you problem#wizard city#its a otgw au. its not fleshed out its just cute outfits and that one devastating scene where greg realizes wirt is dying. smiles#i forgot the emotional crux of otgw until like yesterday and then 'im Sorry greg but wirt cannot return with you. you see?' got me again#'age appropriate stuff thats Not Illegal.. plese dont get blaine invovlved. we love them but PLease spader.'#oh shit the tags#spader#larry#centaur#?#digital
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Like they just did that and moved on
#i know they werent the point of the story/other things were going on (al) BUT OMFG#like WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST WENT AND DID THAT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MEANT EVERYTHING TO HIM???#“oh. ive had enough. yeah. thats all i really need. they gave me everything i could want. hehe. thank you. and goodbye. my friends”#ASDFGHJKL?!?!?!?!??!?!#sorry i cant be coherent about this please understand what im trying to say#“i want the world” “no you want friends” “shit ur right. guess ill die” “okay cool ill yell ur name and then never be sad about it”#do not misunderstand me i absolutely love them i adore them but like do you see what im trying to say#also in the sub (the one i watched at least. idk if they differ between platforms) he says#“enough... yeah. thats enough. i dont need anything more. see you later. my soul... friends”#OUGH#FUCK#thank goodness for fanfiction yknow. i need them in grief and pain but also i need him to live yknow#fmab spoilers#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#greed the avaricious#greedling#ling yao#edward elric#im so not okay about them istg#moss' madness
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reading Krakoa era out of order bc reading lists online make it confusing and my local library only has so many books
just as god intended right on my friend you're doing everything right and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
#snap chats#the key to reading comic books isnt to read them in order or even all of them just the ones you like#until eventually someone tells you some wack as hell fact about an issue and then you go read that one#many such cases why do you think i picked up onslaught revelation. cause that fucker is back#why do you think i picked up wolverine number 3 because my beautiful wife is hammered for two pages in it#brother was just talkin to me casually bout onslaught one day and i was like NO FUCKIN WAY thats how you do it !!!!!!!!#like the first krakoa story i read technically was resurrection of magneto followed by the trial of magneto#clearly we see i had an agenda vjALKJKLAJ BUT STILL#it was STILL a really good run ... i could piece together enough of the background before then and really enjoyed it on its own#with that said tho it was very cool/funny to see crumbs Of trial of magneto in way of x#BUT NOW I HAVE LEGION OF X HAHAAAA i cant wait to properly sit and read it ..... after i get through my New Mutants issues ....#i got those a while ago but i kept putting off reading them ... oops ..... i read the first one at least#i was gonna say something but i forgot. oh no i didnt i remember thats what i love about comic books#because theres So Many and so many timelines and stories it invites a lot of community interaction#just to be like 'oh hey did you know This happened in This issue you should check it out'. thats beautiful#even if. its to talk about utter dog shit like she lies with angels BUT STILL ITS COMMUNITY !!!!! we can be lovers AND haters together <3#its why i love getting physical comics too. i mean i dont have friends or people who visit me LOL#but i like the idea of bringing up what i have and letting people borrow it. community ......
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