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[bewitchedfeathers]

Dust and Cold - Sick V/ox and Allergic Al/astor (Rad/iostatic)

Authors notes: (Credit to my RP partner for some of the Alastor’s sneeze spellings! Thanks darling!)

I imagine the Z's in their sneezes are static sounds. I hope you enjoy!

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“Well at least I wasn’t taken down by the common…cuh…heh'iiKSCHH! eh'TSCHhu! heh'iiiiZZSCHHUEE,” he lowered the handkerchief from his face enough that he could dab carefully underneath his pink tinged nose, “the common cold.” He leaned back in his high backed chair and tried to look unaffected.

“Yeah dust allergies are much more dignified,” Vox retorted from the couch opposite Alastor, voice gravelly and rough from his illness.

“I am not allergic to anything. It is merely abominably dusty in h-here with Niffty on vacation,” He finished with a pointed look to Charlie who had just appeared in the doorway.

“She works so hard for the hotel! She deserved that vacation and it was so good of you to give it to her,” she said with a bright encouraging smile that did nothing to raise the dour energy in the room. “And its only for another two days.”

“Hear that Al, you’ll only have to…hahhh…have to….Hahhh’AZZzshuhh…hh’EZzSHUHHh…SNF have to deal with your terrible dust allergies for two more days,” Vox snarked back between sneezing into his fist. He grabbed a few tissues from the box tucked next to him where he was sprawled and cleaned himself up.

“I don’t have allergies,” Alastor sniffed primly, which immediately set him sneezing again. “Hih-IkkTshiuew…hh’hih’ITZZzzShiew. Snf. Surely other members of the hotel are similarly affected. In fact your cold is probably being worsened just by being here and it’d be better for you to leave.”

Charlie froze and looked awkwardly away from Alastor at the mention of others being effected by the dust. A sure sign that Alastor was alone in his sensitivity to dust, whether he admitted it existed or not. 

Vox rolled his eyes, unphased by Alastor’s snarliness. He turned towards his shoulder, away from Charlie, to muffle a coughing fit. It dragged on for a minute sounding rough and forceful, and leaving Vox panting in the aftermath.

“Oh Vox, did you need anything?” Charlie asked, face full of sympathetic concern.

“We’re fine,” Alastor said pointedly (Vox might say possessively). Charlie ignored him and waited for Vox to respond but he waved off her concern with a hand. 

“I’m alright. If I need anything Alastor can summon it for me,” He said with a smug grin to Alastor like he knew the radio demon wouldn’t refute it.

“Only because you are too pitiful to take care of yourself, dear,” Alastor said gazing down his nose at Vox.

Vox’s antennas sparked as he glared at Alastor. “You’re such an asshole.You can never -” he paused to cough before continuing, voice ragged, “-admit to having feelings or something as benign as allergies, even in the happy-Hah’TZZSHHuh.. fucking hotel,” Vox responded snippily.

Alastor’s antlers grew slightly larger as the sound of static filled the room. “It’s the Hazbin Hotel and I don’t have any such weaknesses as…ah-hah…Hih’IKZzZkshiew…” Abruptly the room fell quiet and the heavy feeling of violence disappated as Alastor’s head jolted down into his kerchief. “Hih’IKZZshiew…IKT-zZzzshew….Hih’ih’ihhhh’ZSHIEWW…”

“Gesundheit, Al,” Vox offered placidly, letting the argument go for the moment. 

Alastor blew his nose and then replaced his kerchief with a fresh one with a flick of his fingers tinged green with magic. “Pardon me,” he murmured demurely while he shot Vox a look daring him to say anything.

Vox was distracted by another fit of coughing that he did his best to muffle into his elbow. “Fuck, this is getting ridiculous. Hhh..n-not ahh-again…” he groaned as he slowly built up to another sneeze.

As Vox's eyes fell shut, Alastor's gaze turned slightly softer, tinged with concern. But when Charlie caught it and opened her mouth to comment Alastor shot her a blood curdling look backed by the shriek of microphone feedback. Charlie settled for smiling encouragingly at him instead. 

“Hhhh…hh’huhhh…fuh-fucking heh….hell…” Vox shed a few sneezy tears as the tickle in his sinuses continued to tease him. Alastor noticed Charlie watching Vox succumb to his cold symptoms and felt a need for no one else to see Vox like this. 

“Goodnight, Charlie,” Alastor said pointedly with a glance at the open door, followed by a trio of itchy sounding stifled sneezes. “Hih’TZzsht-IZZshxt-IZZZhew. Pardon me.”

“Gesundheit. Ah, right,” she nodded taking the hint with good humor, “Good night, Alastor. Goodnight, Vox. I hope you're both feeling better in the morning.” She left with a final wave just as Vox launched into a fit of sneezes. Alastor locked the door behind her with a wave of his hand, before turning his attention back to his sick companion.

“Good…huh…goodnight…Huhhh’hhh…HUHhhh’IZZZJSHHHOO…hh’Huh’UhZZZSHHHuhh…hhhhh…hhih…Heh’EIIZZZSHHHeww….” Vox groaned and began mopping himself up, going through quite a few tissues in the process. Alastor grimaced at the pile when Vox was finished and disappeared them with a wave of shadow.

“Gesundheit, dear. Quite the cuhhh-snf cold you managed to catch there,” Alastor commented as he dabbed at his nose. “Would you care for some tea?” 

“Thadks, Al. Tea sou’ds good,” Vox said tiredly, shivering a bit even with a throw blanket wrapped around his shoulders. 

Alastor summoned another blanket, in his favored red tones, over Vox's legs. And then snapped hot tea into existence for each of them. 

Vox huddled over the tea as if trying to soak up its warmth. He took a sip and gave a pleased hum as he found it was made just how he liked it. Then he shot Alastor a grateful little grin. 

“It's perfect, Al. Thadk you.”

“Its nothing, dear. But you're welcome,” Alastor responded, voice fond and expression gone soft around the edges.

A few minutes passed before Alastor’s breath caught and Alastor’s shadow grabbed the cup from him just in time as he started sneezing. The fit bent him forward with each sneeze, his hair falling into his face and ears pressed back.

“Hhh’hih-hihh-hehIKSH’ieww… Eh’TSHHiew..Hnn— KSH! Kshue! Hehh’HEHH?! EIISHHUE!” Alastor gave a staticky groan and dabbed at his red rimmed eyes. “Pardon mbe, dear,” he murmured before blowing his nose to clear out the sound of congestion.

“Holy shit, Alastor, Gesundheit,” Vox said, eyes still a little wide at the ferocity of Alastor’s fit.

“Thank you, dear,” Alastor said straightening his hair and jacket and reclaiming his tea. After which he pretended that nothing had happened, and Vox was tired enough not to tease him about it.

Over the course of Alastor drinking his tea Vox’s gaze grew rheumy and his face flushed in reflection to his rising temperature. Alastor began darting glances at him, Vox for once oblivious to the attention.

“Feeling alright, my dear?” He asked when Vox had stopped drinking from his tea cup for several minutes.

“Hm?” He looked over at Alastor blearily.

Alastor’s smile dipped at the corners, Vox never missed what he said. “How are you feeling, Vox?” 

“Tired…Hhhh’HDZsshhuh-Heh’SHuhh..” He sneezed openly down towards his lap and electric sparks danced across his visible skin. Alastor’s eyes went wide with a mix of alarm and concern. “Gesundheit, darling,” he murmured as he set his own empty tea cup aside.

He stood up and carefully took Vox’s tea and set it aside as well. “Then you should rest, my dear. You’re running a fever.” He adjusted pillows and eased the loose and compliant Vox back until he was fully laying down and tucked in. Once he had Vox’s long limbs tucked underneath the blankets he gave the media demon’s shoulder a pat. 

“Get some sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning.” He stood to return to his chair when Vox let out a staticky whine and rasped, “Don’t leave…”

Alastor sighed softly and sat back down. “I’ll be here when you wake, my dear,” he reassured as Vox’s stuffy breathing grew heavier with sleep.

(And then Alastor stifled his sneezes into silence so as to not wake Vox for however many hours. (And probably catches Vox’s cold))

The End

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Fun Headcanons that came from writing this:

+ Alastor only uses Vox's name when he's irritated or worried

+ Alastor is protective of Vox when he's vulnerable and doesn't like anyone seeing Vox in moments of helplessness (also doesn't want anyone seeing him soft on Vox)

+ If Alastor summons something for Vox its often with designs and colors that represent Alastor, he likes seeing Vox marked as his in some small way

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[Fic Masterlist]

Let me know if you enjoyed and feel free to give me prompts for Haz/bin or Hell/uva! (Anon is on!)

(Also I think for every comment I've received I've written about 300 words - so feel free to get me writing!)

[plavigmaz]

“Ko-dabi offers free dinner if the Argonian can unlock the pen before the guards see.” - "Throw in a couple of drinks, and I'll have the guar running free like wind before the guard turned his head."

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all 💗 I come with some love that can often be forgotten - platonic love! Featuring the best friendship/bromance in existence, Ko-Dabi and Stone-Will! My and @verrottweil ‘s characters partners in crime (literally).

[snejkha]

But what if someone asks for a shoe witch commission?

I will die on impact

[feralmoonlight]

I'm okay with you making the ask public if you are! XD

I was just thinking like, maybe the two buddies were prone to getting stuck in Eclipse mode at their respective daycares, but only one of them has a handler that's comfortable dealing with the DCA as Eclipse. So one of boys gets transferred to the others' megaplex to get checked out and 'fixed' but then they don't want to go back after meeting the other Eclipse.

Maybe a bit of a "I have just met you and you're my best friend now" situation XD They just want a forever slumber party!

Also if I may offer for funsies, imagine the boys doing this cartwheel into the ballpit.

OH GOD WHAT IF HANDLER TRANSPLANT to get the other handler comfortable with working with eclipse too? I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time the 'plex crews have had to co-op with other locations for one reason or another. and with the emergence of these new 'eclipse forms' they're trying to figure out how to work it cause they all seem to be variables based on the status of the base sun/moon AI at the time of them coming out? oh god the lore deepens. ALSO HHH that cartwheel is rad and I can only imagine the horror on YNs faces that THAT is spiraling through the daycare lskdjfsdf

[kaeyasaki]

❝ BITES YOU! ❞

✿ cute lil messages for my besties before i get too busy with exams and forget, because who knows how long everyone’s tumblr phase will last,, dramatic gasp — apologies for typos i’ve been anti beta reading these days as you can tell

✧･ﾟ:* myra *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @luvcre

my pretty kitten, myra chan, i love you even though you like,, l*orio !! we’ve been friends for almost 6 months now, wow so cool !! no but actually i’m very grateful for meeting you. i know we already knew each other beforehand, but i think it’s rad the way we were always destined to meet !! quite literally the tumblr!romeo and juliet experience i say, but im super glad we got the chance to befriend one another and then grow so close !! i love you a unexplainable amount and you’re really special to me !! i’m extremely grateful for everything you’ve done for me, you’re a very genuine and loyal friend and i’m really proud i get to call you someone so close to me. thank you for always being you and taking such good care of me and mina whenever we’ve needed it, i think you’re the coolest and not only are you admittedly funny, but you’re someone who i’ve found so easy to be myself around even when regarding irl situations, thank you for being you and thank you for loving me being me, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* mina *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @jhxyne

i’d love you more if you’d let me date your brother but i suppose i can’t have it all </3 no seriously though, i love you stupidly too and i’m insanely happy and grateful we met almost 6 months ago. you’re on the same wavelength constantly and you’re someone i’ve found so easy to confide in and open up to so quickly. i’ll forever be grateful to you for showing me what a real friendships supposed to be like and helping me feel comfortable no matter what. you’re really cool mina and you’re also really hot >:) you’re undeniably you and don’t let anyone put you in your place which i love. i’m super proud of you for everything you do too, you’re a big deal to me and i care about you a lot. while i’ll always drop whatever i’m doing to rip a bitches throat out for you, i know you’d do the same. you’re extremely important and someone i hold very close to me, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* chloe *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @sunasbabie

man you’re really one of my longest friends on here and i appreciate you endlessly. you’ve been with me since before i was ‘mila’ and we clicked so quickly! you became a really good friend of mine in such a short amount of time too which is rare for me because i tend to hold myself back when it comes to really clicking with people but honestly i can and would talk to you about absolutely anything! you were honestly separated from me at birth i’m certain, we’re very alike and different in the same sense and you’re definitely someone i’d cling to irl <3 you’re funny and you’re genuine and i love you a ridiculous amount! thank you for putting up with me for as long as you did and i’m manifesting we one day meet, we’ll definitely end up in some sort of trouble but that’d be expected of us >:), i love you

✧･ﾟ:* val *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @atsuangel

smirks, valicità my beloved, you’re quite literally the epitome of cool. you’re easily someone i look up to and admire whether that’s from up close and after, you’re very real and you’re very easy to talk to. i adore you in every sense and you’re perfect in every sense other than your taste of men (i can fix you :,( pete davidson,, he’s not right for you!). we’ve been friends for a long time now too and i’m very grateful we met, you’re someone very special to me and someone who i’d also sell a kidney to meet >:) not only is your online presence just overall hot, you quite literally are the sexiest too wow oh look! i’m on my knees :) you’re just %+>$# hhh you’re just really cool and i’m really glad i get to call you my favourite worstie! i love you

✧･ﾟ:* venus *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @amourdite

i’m not sure when you’ll see this but venus my gf, i’d lick you right now if i could :) you’re another person i’d lose a limb for if it meant we could meet, you’re so funny and i think you were the first person to see all sides to me. you’ve put up with me annoying you for a very long time now and you’re easily one of my longest and closest friends on here. you’re super easily to talk to and even though you’re sometimes a bit weird >:) you’re overall very well grounded and level headed and i know i can always come to you for anything without feeling like i’m going to be judged. i love you immensely and i’m very thankful for you because we met during my anti social phase when i didn’t really want to make friends or anything so the fact you were able to make me unknowingly change my mind about that is a pretty big accomplishment >:) i’m always here if you need me and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* lexy *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @babymattsun

miss hot girl lexy i love you very very much !! you’ve always been really cool and you’re never afraid to speak your truth and i admire that completely. you don’t hesitate to put a bitch back in their place and you do all that while being hot and funny which is a hard accomplishment. you’re very honest and someone i’d feel so comfortable going to if i ever needed an opinion, like a straight up no bullshit type of opinion because i know you’d be able to give me what you really think without giving me an answer from the perception of someone wearing rose tinted glasses. you’re so real and you’re so you, i love you and everything about you so much and i’m always happy to see you on my dash heather you’re posting content or just shitposting, seeing your url makes me very happy :,) i love you

✧･ﾟ:* hanna *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @s9turn

screams, bye we were destined to be friends i don’t care. you are literally meant to be close to me and i’m so excited knowing that you’ll be coming to the city for uni because all my unis are either in the city or super close by train so i won’t be far from you. you’re insanely intelligent and everything you do is just,, wow. you’re extremely funny too, i love talking to you so much and even when it’s us discussing an actual topic/issue, you’ll still be making me laugh when we talk. we hate the same people and have very common interests, you’re so cool hanna and i’m super glad we met >:) not only are you my literal twin in the sense of us both getting the privilege to attend white tory schools while being poc girls :,) but you also get where the humour etc comes from making it so easy to talk to you about anything. your writing too is so well thought out and whether you’re writing long fics or crack content, you execute everything you do so perfectly i’m quite literally on my knees for you, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* chuu *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @nakizumie

ahh chuu !! i don’t even know where to start with you, you’re literally my comfort person and i love you endlessly !! i still think it’s funny we were both fans of each other and too shy to approach but i’m so grateful you did approach me because you so quickly became one of you favourite people. you’re literally an angel and deserve the entire world given to you, you’re so kind to everyone and just seeing you on my dash makes me happy !! your messages make my entire day and you work so hard too !! you’re literally perfect and i envy those who get to see yo pretty face everyday irl, they’re so lucky to have someone like you because you’re the type of person whose hard to come by often. you’re talented and easily one of the friendliest people on tumblr, we’re all very lucky to have you and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* vale *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @iwasumi

vale my love, you’ve kept me so sane on so many occasions and for that i’m eternally grateful. you’ve taken it upon yourself so many times to go out of your way to make sure i’m good and make me smile, you’re someone i treasure and i’m so lucky we met. you’re another mutual who i find comfort in and seeing your posts make me so happy because you too are undeniably true to yourself and you’re always more than happy to speak your truth. i have so much respect for you as a writer and a person, you’re a literal star and we’re all to lucky we have you here. seeing you talk about your selfships makes me intensely happy too, i love the way you talk about them, you’re always so cute about it and mention specific details which i find super special because i can tell you really do care and love for these characters and i envy they have someone like you loving them as much as you do. i appreciate you endlessly and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* sophia *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @sophiashortcake

your taste in men is always something i have to bring up because not once but twice have you shocked me with the men you end up falling for. it doesn’t matter though, your pretty face makes up for it !! i’m super glad we met even if it was on that stupid discourse night. you know, i was still in awe when i found your initial post about it because not only did you serve such logic, but you also made your post somehow look pretty in the process. again you met me while i was in my anti social phase and had no intentions on making actual friends on tumblr. obviously i had my old mutuals like clara and yelie, but it was nice to have someone a lot closer to my age and we clicked very quickly which is something that doesn’t happen with me a lot. you’re very special to me and i hope you know that. you’re very very kind and while i know tumblr is sometimes heavy and stressful, you do such a good job at keeping on top of things and handing yourself, i envy that a lot. you’re very mature and i think everyone should be more like you including myself >:) i love you

✧･ﾟ:* jae *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @ats4mu

jae, i know you’ve been busy with exams lately and i’m super proud of you for everything you’ve done. i also know you plan to come back to tumblr soon to come catch up so i’ll leave this here for you to find when you come back hottie. miss jae, i love you very very much and i’m very glad we got to meet. you’re very funny and you’re super considerate of everyone around you. you always take the time out of your day to answer everyone and interact with full intention, we’re so lucky to have someone like you on here. i also appreciate you immensely, there’s been countless occasions where you’ve taken time out of your day to make me happy and while it’s undeserving, you always made sure i was good anyway and for that i’m extremely grateful. you’re beautiful through and through and not only are you such a big personality on here, you’re also very talented in the way you word things. i have so much respect for you and am constantly looking up to you, i’m very proud of you and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* jake *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @deardaichi

HISSING I LOVE YOU SM </3 no honestly, i’m so happy we met, you have made me so much happier and the fact you knew me even before i became ‘mila’ means you’ve watched me grow as a person and watched my life and dilemmas play out and yet you still stuck around and willingly interact with me. you’re so cool and funny and i’m so mad we didn’t meet before. you’re someone i trust so so much and i’d give anything up to meet you, i’m honestly obsessed with you and everything about you. you’re so kind and welcoming to everyone yet you’re also assertive and don’t take anyone’s shit. you’re literally my twin flame and i’m ridiculously happy we got to meet, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* tina *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @ilyrinjo

ahh miss tina hi !! i love you very much and i’m so glad you’re back !! you were missed for that period of time you left so these past few weeks of you returning have been so nice !! i still can’t get over you were one of my anons before but when you did come off anon i remember us getting along perfectly upon first interaction !! you’re super fun to talk to and your opinions are always very interesting but extremely valid too. you’re someone i could happily go to if i wanted an honest opinion or mature conversation with. you make talking to you so easy and not only that but you’re insanely pretty !! the boy you’re talking to is very lucky and i hope he knows it, he won’t get better than you and i highly doubt any of us will. you’ve got such perfect looks and personality i envy your balance in that have so much respect for you in everything you do. i hope you know how special you are to me and i hope everyone else knows how much you should be treasured because you really are a rarity to this world. i love you

✧･ﾟ:* em *:･ﾟ✧ — @osamuscupid

em !! pretty girl, i’m so glad you reached out to me a while ago !! i love you so so much and your messages make me so happy !! i love hearing all about your day and i love that you feel comfortable with ranting and just talking, i feel as though i’m sometimes a bit too much, but you still reached out to me and talk to me on a daily basis, you’re very special to me and i love hearing about how you’re doing. i care about you a lot and you already know how proud of you i am, you’re always working hard to achieve the things you want and you’re always putting in so much effort too. i look up to you for that as even in things you struggle with you persist with and that’s a mindset that’s hard to find someone with. you’re very special and i hope those around you know how lucky they are to have you, i care about you a ridiculous amount and i’m so glad we met !! i love you

✧･ﾟ:* sage *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @miyumiya

omg gf i love u !! you’re so much fun to talk to and your blog is always one of the prettiest !! you’re on pretty much the same wavelength as me and i love you so much !! once day we’ll save megan from pardi and force her to open her eyes, he’s not right for her and she should’ve been our gf from the start >:( okay but asides from that, you’re very easy to talk to and i love interacting with you !! i have so much love and time for you and you’re very easy to get along with !! you’re very talented in the way you write too, so i hold a lot of respect for you as a writer and friend, i can’t wait to keep getting to know you and i’m very thankful we met angel, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* max *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @maadorii

max hi hey hello i’m in love with you but you already knew that. you’re so easy to talk to and you’re so much fun too !! i love seeing you both on my dash and in my notifs, seeing your posts make me so happy and i love seeing whatever it is you have to say. i’d say your writing is poetic and i find that very beautiful, i love reading your stuff and i think you’re great in everything you do !! you’re easily someone i’d call a friend and you became one so quickly too considering i’m not the easiest to approach. everything about you i’m obsessed with and i’m super glad we met, it’s people like you that make me happy i stuck around on tumblr, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* sushi *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @velvetfireworks

ahhhh i adore you !! everything about you is just !!! you’re so wonderful and you definitely are someone i’d approach irl if i ever needed directions or something, you’re one of the friendliest people i’ve met and i’m so glad we did !! you’re super special not just to me, but to so many around you and you’re such a rare type of person to find, i’m truly lucky i got the chance to meet you because i’m enthralled with you completely. i look up to you as a writer and a person and i’m in awe of everything you do, you’re an all round great and well grounded person and you’re someone i know i could rely on if i ever needed it. you’re super likeable and i’m so happy we became friends, i love seeing you on my dash etc and wow don’t even get me started on your content. your way with words is perfect and even though i only tend to read for tetsu, reading your other works is a guilty pleasure because while i am loyal to him, your works always have me feeling some type of way, you leave me speechless everytime. you’re wonderful and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* vi *:･ﾟ✧ — @milfvi

i still cannot get over that one, you forgot we were mutuals, and two you didn’t know you were on my carrd,, VI WTF IVE LOVED YOU SINCE MY KUROOSKULT DAYS !! you’re so so funny and i have your post notifs on for that. everything you say is funny and you’re so easy to talk to because you’re so open and i love that !! you’re very special to me and someone i care about a lot, i love you and i’m proud of you for everything you do. your blog is so much fun to look at and seeing you on my dash makes me so happy !! you’re so fun to be around and you’re for sure someone i’d click with well irl which is rare for me to admit when talking about online friends. i’m so glad we met and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* xi *:･ﾟ✧

i don’t want to tag you for obv reasons >:) but i do want to tell you that i love you and while we only became friends in february, i’m glad we did because you’ve quickly become someone i can go to when i need to vent or rant because i know you won’t judge me. i’m really happy you feel like you can open up to me too because that’s something a lot of people struggle with when it comes to me. you’re so easy to talk to and i can say anything judgement free to you and vice versa. i’m literally in love with you and don’t even get me started on your selfship. i’d honestly pay a fat sum of money for it to be officially canon because the way you talk about him leaves me giddy for the two of you, i’m very much in awe of you and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* ellie *:･ﾟ✧ — @tetsulatte

pretty gf ellie, i adore you in so many ways. you’re so kind and caring to those around you and i adore your positive outlook. you have such a talent for making such pretty blogs too !! i’m glad we met even if it was just recently, but i appreciate you and everything you do and not even just for me. i know you bring comfort to a handful of people and i see you as the big sister type of figure for sure. i think you’re so cool and i’m super glad you reached out to me because me being the lowkey pussy i am when approaching new people, i would’ve been too shy and would’ve had to settle for admiring you from afar. you’re very much appreciated and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* nayru *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @luvoratomi

nayru !! you make my day pretty much everyday and i’m so thankful someone like you came across me !! you’re so kind and fun to talk to and i think everyone’s super lucky to be able to befriend someone like you !! you’re someone i look forward to interacting with and i promise after my exams are over i’ll be practically living in your inbox, you’re someone i hold close to me and i appreciate you a stuuupid amount. i’m love hearing from you and love hearing about your day and what you’ve been up to, it makes me happy to see you happy so thank you for always making that happen !! i love you

✧･ﾟ:* misa *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @rintaromilktea

misa my pretty girl i hope you’re doing well !! i too, appreciate you an insane amount and i’m glad we became friends !! i’ve loved watching you grow more sure in yourself and confident on your blog, it makes me so happy to see you have good people around you too !! you’re someone i treasure a lot and i’m so glad we became friends !! you’re so kind and you’re always thinking of others. that’s a genuine rare trait to find in someone so i hold you very close to my heart and i’m so thankful we had the opportunity to meet, i hope you’re taking care of yourself angel, i love you

✧･ﾟ:* fyfa *:･ﾟ✧ — ✿ @sweetbakugou

hey fyfa i think you’re so rad >:) you’re literally the coolest and you’re always on the same shit as me, i literally adore you and everything about you. you always get me and i know you’re someone i could always rely on. you’re also really very funny and definitely one of my funniest mutuals, your shitposts have got me in trouble a few times in class from when i’ve read them and genuinely laughed, you’re so much fun and you’re so open and friendly, i’m so lucky we met and i’m so glad we befriended one another. i’m so happy i got to come across you on shitty tumblr and if i ever did leave, i’d definitely be running to you as one of the first people i’d be begging for other social handles to keep in contact with because where else am i going to find humour from </3 you’re so important to me and i love you

✧･ﾟ:* rose *:･ﾟ✧— ✿ @makeusfreefromthisfandom

rose !! i’m so happy you reached out to me because i love talking to you you’re so much fun !! i love that you get to be apart of me finally watching hxh (chrollo is all yours i really can’t with him </3) but not only that, you’ve been someone i’ve always looked up to as a person. you’re so real and you’re so kind and i know everyone around you would say the same. you’re like an older sibling type of figure on here and i love you for that. you’re so open and welcoming and i know you have others best interest at heart, you’re one of the best people i’ve met and i love you

hhh i think that’s everyone, but there’s a lot of people i hold close to me and appreciate even if i haven’t mentioned them on here,, you’re all so important to me and whether you’ve interacted with me once or twice on or off anon, you’ve all been super important to me growing as a person because while i was thinking about it yesterday, who i was when i first started tumblr and who i am now are two completely different people and i’m finally happy with myself :) thank you all so much i love you !!

[hopelessromanticyearns]

Hhh I’m feeling sappy and I’m in love with my friends so so much so I’m going to lovepost about them here

I’m going to use their names because I am not ashamed of what I have to say

Cya cyanide. My beloved. You are the funniest fucker around and honestly you’re just awesome in general. We became super duper close really quickly. You are always there and I feel like you’re super reliable. If trust you with my life. and honestly what I wouldn’t do to meet you in person and give you so many hugs. And annoy the hell out of you <3

[redacted] ah yes. My wife who I got divorced to and then somehow we ended up semi together again. We have a complicated relationship but I honestly wouldn’t trade you for the world. You’re not on tumblr but that won’t stop me from loveposting. I used to quite basically hate you, but this year we grew together. We became extremely close and the moments I shared with you were so fucking fun and what I wouldn’t do to hang out with you rn.

Bela. Mochi. Beloved! I have no fucking idea what the fuck I would do without you in my life. You make me want to laugh and cry at the same time and it’s an incredible ability that only you have. I am just blown away every time by your kindness and the love that you give to the people you care about. I just wish I can meet you someday. I could give you so many hugs and forehead kisses. It would just be so awesome.

Naomi my very much beloved :] in the couple of months I’ve gotten to know you I realized you are an incredibly patient individual. You’re also really weird in the best way possible and always seem to match my energy perfectly. It’s awesome. I would just love to hug you as well as just hang out with you someday you rad dude.

And last but most certainly not least.

My bestie. Quinn my fucking absolute beloved. Did you know it’s been almost 4 years since we met? And became friends in that oh so not healthy friend group lol. We have been through a lot of shit, arguments, good happy moments, some really horrible moments. But somehow we’ve lasted this long. You were perhaps my first actual friend who I didn’t talk to for the school year and then never again. You listened and cared and you were so kind. You are funny and and honestly it’s likely I wouldn’t be who I am without having met you. It hasn’t been too long since I last saw you but it feels like such an eternity and I miss you so fucking much. I just want to be near you like right fucking now it’s just like. Aaaa.

Ummm I love all of you. You guys are some of my closest friends and I don’t know what life would be like without you guys.

[hellishgoat]

Thank you for the tag @isabelle-lux!!! 😘

Name(s) Theodore 😎 but Theo is good :3 I actually don’t mind my birth name and I don’t hate it enough to be like if you call me that I will die xD but .. I won’t share it hhh I just...? I think Theo is cooler (And Theodore was my childhood nickname)

Baby... ❤️

Gender/pronouns: just a dude✌️he/him (but also they/them is nice) :]

Sexuality: bi

Height: 5’6 ok... I’ve said it so many times but I NEED to be taller 😡 I just got some new boots that make me like two inches taller xD

Favorite animals: CHICKENS!!!!(I have a lot of lil chicken things in my room.. I love them) goats, otters, boars, deer,,,, and many moar.... ❤️

Average hours of sleep: ah yea that is a tough question 😅 probably like 7 hours on good days

Dog or cat: as much as I absolutely love cats... I’ll choose dogs :3 here’s my puppies

Dream job: I always wanted to be a baker when I was younger ; ; but honestly I’m not entirely sure that’s what I want??? It’s more so... a hobby. AAH real talk it would be never having to work again lol

When I made this blog: remade in 2019??? Somewhere around there. I’m not entirely sure ..... :0

Why I made this blog: oh because I got 100% obsessed with this show called Barry and needed to scream about it, it’s still a good show I’m just not that into it anymore!

Reason for URL: its a rad name that I was lucky enough to get lol (ok well at least I think it’s rad so that’s all that matters)

Current time: 10:41

Song stuck in head: blood by in this moment I’m listening to it right now it’s like... super good

[feitanswife]

Hmm more Vibe Check for Hades Game:

-Orpheus gives me Chaotic Genderfuck Goth vibes. This bitch wakes up every morning like “I want everyone to look at me and be confused and a lil horny”

-I’m desperately torn between watching a Hypnos romance route and wanting aroace Hypnos?????????? I don’t know?????????? Like on the one hand hjhhhhfhfghhh HYPNOS ROUTE HHHHHH LET ME DATE HIIIMMMMMMMMM GAAAMEEEEEEE PLEASSEEEE but on the other hand he’s way too funny to not be a-spec in SOME form (we’re the funniest people alive trust me I’m a scientist) so I’m probably just gonna hit the middle ground and go with Demi just to satiate my deep seated need for Zag and Hypnos to cuddle and smooch and gossip about the rest of the house.

-Zag dresses like a gay stripper version of those Soccer Boys™️ who wear like compression leggings under basketball shorts and all neon everything. He’ll show up wearing a sleeveless cropped hoodie and shorts over tights and call it an outfit. It’s somehow the worst and best thing ever????

- There’s an Olympus group chat and Zag is in it but Hades isn’t. Persephone is in the chat but has it muted.

-There’s also an underworld group chat that’s supposed to be for work but it ended up just being memes and simping

-Ares is like, halfassedly simping for Than when they first meet but it chills out the longer they know each other. It’s less of a real crush and more “oh wow you’re the embodiment of death hhh that’s so rad also ur hot”

-that’s kind of how Zag is with Chaos too like “wow you are genuinely the coolest most badass person I’ve ever met and I’ve met a few.”

-the last good father son chat Zag and Hades has was Zag being upset that Achilles is married. That’s how he came out to his dad he just burst into the room, flipped down in the floor next to the desk and said “goddamnit why are all the hot guys married? He’s not even here and he’s cockblocking me!” And Hades just looked down and said “even if Achilles was single why would he settle for you? Set reasonable goals.” And that was the end of it.

-Thanatos likes to pretend he’s out of his emo phase and stuff but he cries over the bands still.

-Hypnos is the most annoying kind of pastel goth bitch ever and you CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

-I have a desperate need for Than to just lay facedown in a puddle listening to “are you bored yet” I don’t know why I just do.

- punk feminist rockstar vibes Meg. That’s not even a headcanon I think that’s just canon. Her and her sisters have a band, she sings. Check out Slutever, specifically the song Maggot, that’s the sound I think they’d have

-building on that: Dusa is a total groupie and wears their merch everywhere and constantly talks about how they’re her favorite band and all that shit even though she like literally knows them. And everyone who doesn’t know that she n Meg are best friends/lowkey kinda dating is rly surprised like “oh... that’s ur favorite band? Oh!!!”

-honestly I feel like the underworld would have the best damn parties cause they’re all so angst and bored that they probably just have all sorts of concerts and shit??? Hades turns his back for two minutes and suddenly there’s a mosh pit in the courtyard and Meg is standing on the wall scream-singing about ripping a man’s balls off.

And Persephone coming back only makes it worse cause she’s SUCH an enabler to the kids chaos. She started the damn mosh pit.

Basically I want an au where the Underworld squad are a bunch of alt musicians who just take over this big ass mansion and have concerts there and piss off Hades.

[gemsofthegalaxy]

Second Citadel for the fandom ask, if you havent already done it!

Ooooh thank you!! 

Favorite character: Damien, hands down!! Least Favorite character: Ooh.. aside from the obvious jerkass knights that I can’t remember the names of, uhhh.. I’m not the hugest fan of Queen Mira. Like she’s fine but I don’t vibe with her.  5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): are there even 5 ships for this fandom??? jk but fgsh. 

Rilla/Arum/Damien like, obviously. (I could cheat and put every variation of this ship for to make 4 whole ships and it would still be truthful, but I’ll put others)

Quanyii/Caroline 

Quanyii/Rilla 

Angleo/Damien (it’s is very intriguing to me!! i enjoy best friends to lovers a lot, okay?)

Annnnd obligatory Ale/Angelo. (they’re cute! I’d like to see more of them eventually) 

Character I find most attractive: this is a podcast. But. Probably the Rilla that exists in my head, followed shortly by the Rilla on the artwork fgjdshkf  Character I would marry: I was going to say Damien and I DO adore him but his overt religiosity might actually grate on me ngl... so imma say ANGLEO. he’s the definition of male wife.  Character I would be best friends with: Ooh... Interesting.... maybe Rilla? I have a degree in science and I think we could vibe. But also maybe Damien because I feel like we would vibe really well. (i love Arum but I feel like he’d annoy me irl sfgjdshkj)  a random thought: Lizard Kissin Tuesday is the best fandom meme possibly ever.  An unpopular opinion: I can never tell which opinions are actually popular or not but I think Caroline was far too harsh on Rilla in the second season. I love Caroline but she also pisses me off especially when she interacts with Rilla.  my canon OTP: RAD Bouquet  Non-canon OTP: Hmmmmmmmmm. Prob Quanyii/Rilla  most badass character: I mean, objectively, Caroline. Hands down, by far.  pairing I am not a fan of: (i forgot to fill this in initially OOPS) tbh, I guesss Mira/Caroline is also very “meh” for me. Like i can see why people like it but it’s eh.  character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): HAHA I don’t really know? Like, on one hand, Literally every/any of the rad bouquet in their recent appearances- I mean I know miscommunication/lack of communication as a plotline or plot device is like, The Thing when it comes to Romance and Relationships.... but does it have to be so trite and contrived sfghsk?  favourite friendship: HHH......... yeah Damien and Angelo followed very closely by Caroline and Angelo. Angelo is just shaped like a fucking friend and he’s the best. I love his relationships because he’s so genuine and wholesome and he truly cares. Honestly, writing this, I feel even more secure in my decision that he’s the one I’d marry.  character I want to adopt or be adopted by: Oh boy I don’t want to be a parent nor do I want to be adopted seeing as i’m a whole adult sdfgjsdhfj but hey- I’ll be adopted by the Queen so i can be Princess of the (HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC) Citadel and hopefully get fancy clothes uwu~ 

Thank yooouu!! this was very fun~

Ask Me About Fandom Shit 

[himboenthusiast]

hey hello its me the trash gremlin here to ask u a question: im a creative person by nature. i was (and still am, in the eyes of public school) "gifted" in visual art, BUT as the stereotype goes, the status of gifted is doing more harm then good, and i just don't feel good at art, and ngl i might have a lil bit of imposter syndrome??? anyway that was a long kinda venty rant bUT: any tips for getting good at stylized art?

idk if i'm qualified in giving art advice... hhh hope this helps, i'll try. don't take what i say too seriously tho, i'm still learning.

i'd say first get familiar with the medium you're using for drawing. digital, traditional, whatever... try to get to know the program or the canvas you're working with. find it's shortcuts, search for cheap and accessible material, try different and varied techniques to see which one fits you the best, you do you. it's all abt getting to know yourself and doing what makes you feel good.

also! observe other people. their body language, their posture, a funny little detail you can't seem to get right, there's lots of stuff out there that can help you.

like, for example, whenever i draw ryan and he doesn't look like himself i try and find a reference to see what exactly went wrong. sometimes it can be something silly like his hairline or the shape of mouth.

plus, listen and make notes of any random crap they mention abt themselves. their height, the shape of their nose, the thickness of their hair, idk anything that you might find useful and recognizable.

and add variety to it, look at different models every once in a while (the watcher boys are very different from each other physically, so you can practice with them)

something i do sometimes whenever i'm drawing a complicated pose is straight up make a collage of different reference photos, and tracing them to get a grasp of their overall shapes. then, i do a simplified sketch with all the useful stuff i learned from doing that. i might not get it right the first time, but that's fine. maybe i'll get it right the next one.

personality is a thing too, so keep that in mind. poses and facial expressions are very important. try studying body language, there are lots of videos out there of ppl explaining it way better than i ever will lmao.

also whenever you feel a little lost or don't know a way to stylize a certain feature, look at how other artists do it. you like the way johnny_art69 draws noses? cool! or what abt creativemily's color palette? that looks rad as hell. find what makes you comfortable and don't feel the need to stick with a certain art quirk if you don't want to draw that way anymore.

oh and if you're in the mood, doodle random and simple stuff. it helps. especially if it's very self-indulgent.

honestly i have no idea what i'm saying i hope this is useful. if anyone wants to correct me on something just tell me in the notes.

[zontiky]

Five gets killed at Griddy’s AU? Blease?

you angsty motherfucker i like the way you think

aight so. five comes back to 2019 like canon, just prances in and starts being an asshole. i’ll drink to that

he goes to griddy’s alone, for some coffee of course, what else would one go to griddy’s for?

the assassins come up behind him, he’s a sassy little sassmaster, you know. canon. but when the fight breaks out, he’s just short of fast enough.

he dies

whoops?

five wakes up (can you call it that?) and is immediately like oh shit because what the fuck he just DIED that’s not cool, not cool at all

he has a breakdown because what the fuck he dedicated his entire life to saving his siblings and getting back home, protecting the world and for that he needed to keep himself ALIVE and guess who fucking goes through walls now?

THIS GUY

*disney princess sobbing*

but five calms down, eventually, and by the time he makes it back home everything has kiiiiiiiiiind of gone to shit

nobody can find him. he just came back, he was here LITERALLY YESTERDAY, and now nobody cam find him. he’s gone again. five left again.

but he didn’t! not on purpose! he can’t tell them that, though. he goes to find klaus.

he finds ben instead

ben is bitching at klaus like he usually does, berating him about his shitty life choices and habits etc, when he feels somebody touch his arm. he looks down, and behold! a five

ben voice: WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?!1!!?!

five: not a single fucking word. not. a. word.

ben: you couldn’t keep yourself alive for a single fucking WEEK? are you shitting me

five: I SAID NO WORDS

so they have a fun reunion! ben gets to punch somebody way earlier than in canon, and five gets to be punched! hooray! klaus is asleep rn for the sake of five&ben bonding

OH MY GOD FIVE MIGHT BE STUCK IN THE SCHOOLBOY SHORTS FOREVERRRRRRRR AKJHKFHSDKFSD

no that was a joke i refuse to believe that’s how klaus’ powers work because LOOK AT BEN, DRESSED IN AN EMO HOODIE THERE IS NO WAY HE OWNED ALIVE, LOOKING LIKE AN A D U L T M O T H E R F U C K E R

so anyway. five gets a cool outfit upgrade when klaus wakes up. no suit. i wanna say. fujckign. kHAKIS AKJHSFDKF SOMEBODY DRAW THIS IM DYING OH MY GOD

so klaus wakes up. freaks out. freaks out more. WTF YOU WERE JUST HERE HOW ARE YOU DEAD

“shut UP fucking CHRIST”

‘yeah lmao that’s what I SAID’

“SHUT UP BEN. KLAUS. BOTH OF YOU”

so yeah this is where some sibling bonding fun times happen, obviously.

except no because klaus is a stubborn bastard who REFUSES to tell the others he can after all these years, finally see five, because five FINALLY fucking D I E D

lmao

so anyway

five forces klaus into helping him with the end of the world. it is… a struggle.

because five is already dead hazel and chacha don’t get sent to kill five, so vietnam doesn’t happen (rip klave) so uhhh lots of things don’t happen actually

luther doesn’t reveal he’s a monkey bc no chandelier falls on him

agnes is lonely and also lacking a doughnut shop

hazel is lonely. chacha is drinking her murderer juice. hhh eyeballs! right

eyeball factory is still standing, is what i would say, if i didn’t want the sheer chaos of klaus breaking in after (unsuccessfully) interrogating lance and realizing the eye doesn’t vibe, and burning down meritech just because he can. and spite. out of spite, too. 

ben cheers him on. five sobs in the corner because why is THIS the idiot he ended up with why ME why couldn’t i be working with LUTHER OR LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE, WHY

so yeah. life is fun

i say they manage to save the world just because klaus is being klaus and helping people, and five is immediately like “leonard… never trust somebody named leonard” so they trail him and what’s this? dead bodies? weird cult murder shrines? sound suspicious HELLO POLICE

so uh yeah apocalypse averted! which is lucky for them because,, well it’s not like five could really teleport them away if hes dead

well, he could, probably, if klaus got sober and summoned him but like?? idk man i just work here

this is probably way less angsty that you expected but trust me if i was writing a full fic you would be sobbing by now. trust me on that ok

yeah this is rad if anybody wants to write this uhhh DO but also link me and give proper credit, cheers

[my-creative-hell]

Gala (Mafia au)

Walking into Grave’s room quietly, Hannah smiles as she see’s Grave in her dress, her own hair styled nicely, a well fitted dress crowning her figure as Grave glows happily.

“You look pretty!” She comments, smiling as she taps her feet against the ground, watching Hannah.

“So do you kiddo. How you feeling?” Hannah questions Grave, smiling softly as she observes the teens dress and styled hair.

“Uh… skin. That’s how I’m feeling.” Grave explains, fiddling with her hands as she fails to explain the weird sensation of wearing a dress, making Hannah snort in amusement.

“I know its weird, but it’s only for tonight hun.” Hannah reassures gently, smiling as she walks over to Grave.

“Good! Dresses are weird…” Grave’s glowing ceases, feeling content as she keeps her eyes trained on Hannah.

“Yes they are. You almost ready to go?” Laughing quietly, Hannah looks over Grave’s outfit carefully.

“Yeah!!! Gonna… d o things.” Grave nods, wiggling happily as she speaks, sounding excited.

“Its mostly boring chatter amongst mafia bosses I’m afraid to say.” Hannah explains, patting Grave’s shoulder gently in condolence.

“Then… then it’s not even a gala!” Grave exclaims, frowning. “Its just adults with a lotta money talking about how to make more money with some kinda crappy food and music.”

“Basically, and rich people food.” Hannah continues, laughing. “But its necessary for keeping allies so we have to attend.” She explains calmly.

“Fffine.” Grave groans, smiling as she glows softly. “How much longer until we have to leave?” She questions.

“About a minute.” Hannah explains, smiling as Grave grabs her hand, holding onto it gently.

“This is gonna be f u n!” She lies, sarcasm dripping off of her voice, making Hannah laugh.

“I’m sure.” Hannah responds, leading Grave downstairs to the rest of the group carefully.

“So much fuuuunnn!” Grave continues, glowing as she follows Hannah down the stairs happily.

“Alright, come on kiddo, let’s get in the car.” Hannah smiles, pinching Grave’s cheek gently.

“I’m not allowed to drive, am I?” Grave questions, squeaking as she gets in the car with Hannah.

“Not this time hun, might look a little weird.” Hannah explains, snorting in amusement at Grave’s face.

“Cant even d r i v e… not rad.” Grave comments, huffing as she attempts to look angry, making Hannah laugh.

“I know, but we gotta maintain an appearance of normalcy.” She explains, beginning to drive in the direction of the gala.

“Wow… acting normal sucks!” Grave exclaims, glowing happily as she watches the world whiz by outside the window.

“It sure does, but I’m sure you’ll find a way to entertain yourself. There might even be some more teens there.” Hannah explains, a smile toying with her mouth.

“Good!!! I don’t wanna be the only young boi there.” Grave glows happily, smiling as Hannah drives.

“You might even make a friend…” Hannah explains, her expression knowing as she focuses her eyes on the road ahead of her.

“Really?” Grave questions, squeaking happily at the prospect of friendship as Hannah nods, pulling into the parking area for the gala.

“Time for old people and dumb food and f r e n s.” Grave comments, wiggling in excitement as she looks at the building, Hannah snorting as she exits the car.

“Mhm, I am gonna have to ask you to mind your manners in front of other adults, I do not want to have to shoot anyone.” Hannah cautions, voice serious.

“Hhh o k a y, I will.” Grave promises, clipping outside of the car door as she plays with her fingers. Smiling, Hannah pats her shoulder gently as she leads her inside the building, filled with people drinking and talking to one another.

“Oh wow… looks very, uh… it looks. It just looks.” Grave comments quietly, eyes scanning the room around her as Hannah snorts softly.

“Mhm, sure does kiddo.” She agrees, walking over to a large man within the room, his presence looming over her easily as she gains his attention effortlessly.

“Hi!” Following Hannah as she holds her hand, Grave wiggles happily as she stares up at the large man.

“Hello dear, you must be Grave.” His rough voice responds, face breaking into a large endearing smile.

“Yeah, that’s me! But who are you?” Grave questions softly, nodding in answer as she stands beside Hannah, the large man laughing heartily.

“The names Jonah, one of the bigger bosses here, and an ally and friend of your mother.” He explains, clapping Hannah on the back gently as he grins.

“That’s cool!!!” Grave exclaims, playing with her hands as words refuse to come to her mind.

“Got a daughter around here somewhere, your age.” Jonah changes the subject, smiling kindly.

“You do?” Grave taps her feet against the floor in an effort to prevent herself from glowing in excitement.

“I believe she’s hanging out by the food table looking for something she can eat.” Jonah nods, pointing in the appropriate direction in explanation.

“Thanks, bye bye!” Grave lets go of Hannah’s hand gently, waving to them both as she moves away, Hannah returning the wave as she and Jonah talk amongst themselves.

Walking over to the food table, Grave can see a girl of her own age, a simple but pretty dress gracing her frame, her short hair styled neatly as she moves around, a prosthetic leg visible from under the dress.

“H-Hi!”” Grave keeps her voice quiet despite her excitement, smiling brightly as she approaches the girl.

“Hey! Havin fun at the boring humans club?” The girl smiles as she turns to look at Grave.

“Yeah, its so much fun!!” Grave jokes, giggling quietly as she fiddles with her hands. “The music here is so… um…” Grave tries to think of the correct word as she listens to the lacklustre sound around them.

“I think the word is tired and old.” The girl explains, laughing. “So who’d you come here with?” She questions sweetly.

“My mom!!” Grave explains, pointing Hannah out as her face flushes in response to the girl’s laughter.

“Oh you’re Hannah’s kid! Sweet, sure you met my dad then.” She explains, smiling. “It’s nice to meet you, I’m Scarlet.” She introduces herself.

“I’m Grave!” Grave responds, smiling brightly as her feet tap on the floor excitedly, despite her efforts to halt them.

“You’re cool already, nice to have someone I can actually talk to.” Scarlet laments, giggling as she grins at Grave.

“I-I’m cool?” Grave questions, face flushing redder as she fiddles with her hands more to distract herself from the sensation.

“Of course you are!” Scarlet insists, smiling brightly as Grave glows dimly, looking to her feet.

“That’s g a y.” She jokes instinctively, Scarlet snorting quietly before bursting into laughter, sounding almost like a song to Grave’s ears.

“Well that’s rather fitting since I am.” She returns the joke comfortably, cheeks flushes from her fit of laughter.

“W e are gay!” Grave exclaims quietly, keeping her voice quiet in order to avoid disturbing the rest of the gala.

“Hell yeah we are!” Scarlet grins, grabbing Grave’s face and holding it gently in her hands.

Grave flushes red at the contact, gently poking Scarlet’s nose to make her giggle as she pinches Grave’s cheeks.

“Aaa!!!” Grave squeaks quietly, hiding her face as Scarlet laughs, blushing softly herself.

“Sorry! You were just too cute.” She apologises, letting go of Grave’s face as she speaks.

“C-Cute?” Grave questions, her face hot and flustered as she watches Scarlet nod, a light blush dusting her face in response.

“I… I-I think you’re cuter than me!” Grave argues quietly, making Scarlet blush more.

“Well t-thank you, though I’m not sure if I can agree-” Scarlet explains, her sentence cutting off as she notices something.

“What’s wrong?” Grave frowns, feeling confused and slightly concerned as Scarlet moves, watching Hannah and Jonah, who seem to have tensed up at the sight of something.

Holding onto Scarlet’s hand for comfort, Grave follows her cautiously towards Hannah, glowing in concern as Hannah turns towards them, gesturing for Grave to move back as she pulls a concealed gun out from her dress.

Grave frowns in concern, though she heeds Hannah’s warning, moving away from them with scarlet, who follows her silently. Kicking a table over for cover, Scarlet drags Grave behind it with her as someone enters the large hall.

Curling herself into a ball, Grave attempts to suppress her glow as Scarlet pats her back gently, shots being fired off in front of them.

Grave curls up more in response to the sound, glowing dimly as Scarlet peeks over the barricade, ducking back quickly as another shot goes off. Shaking, Grave’s mind races with thoughts as Scarlet huffs quietly, wincing as she sits back down.

Feeling concerned, Grave gently taps Scarlet’s hand in request, Scarlet quickly shifting to hold Grave’s hand as Hannah peeks over the top of the table.

“Get out of here, I’ll be back later.” Hannah explains quickly, throwing Grave the car keys gently.

Holding Scarlet’s hand tightly in her own, Grave runs out of the gala quickly, Scarlet following close behind, though she’s slightly slower.

Making a snap decision, Grave pulls Scarlet forward, picking her up and carrying her quickly to the car, Scarlet clinging onto her gently. Clipping through the door into the car, Scarlet lets go of Grave as she starts the car, driving away quickly.

Scarlet buckles herself in as they move, resting her head against the cool window of the car as she stays quiet.

“This is fun, isn’t it?” Grave jokes, trying to force a nervous smile as she speaks. Scarlet hums in acknowledgement, sounding groggy and off as she stares out of the window.

“That’s… cool.” Grave frowns softly, though it leaves quickly as she glows in worry for Hannah, Scarlet shifting silently in the car, one of her hands moving from her shoulder as she hides.

“What’s wrong?” Grave questions, frowning in concern as she drives, noticing Scarlet’s off behaviour.

“I-I’m okay, don’t worry about me.” Scarlet lies, her voice quiet and mumbled as she responds.

“You don’t seem like it…” Grave insists, slowing down as they approach her home, glowing brightly.

“Don’t wanna worry you.” Scarlet insists, wincing slightly as she car stops outside the house.

“Please tell me what’s wrong…” Scarlet pleads, frowning as she glows more, Scarlet sighing in defeat.

“I got hit…” She admits, leaning into the window to hold herself up as she avoids looking at Grave.

“Can you show me?” Grave questions, feeling grateful that Scarlet told her, though still worried for her as she wiggles. Scarlet obliges, shifting off of the window weakly to reveal a bullet wound in her shoulder, spilling blood over her dress.

Frowning, Grave presses a soft kiss on the wound quickly, watching it close up as Scarlet winces, the blood loss still affecting her, making her limp and woozy.

“I’ll carry you inside, okay?” Grave exits the car swiftly, moving to Scarlet’s side as she glows, Scarlet nodding tiredly, too exhausted to even consider arguing.

Smiling gently, Grave scoops Scarlet up carefully, bringing her inside the house quietly, her grip soft and calming as Scarlet leans into her gently.

“How many blankets do you want?” Grave questions, laying Scarlet down on her bed gently as she whines, curling in on herself, mind too fuzzy to conjure an answer.

Thinking quickly, Grave grabs three blankets, carefully tucking Scarlet into them as she relaxes slightly, her eyes fluttering open gently.

“…This isn’t comfy.” Grave comments on her dress as she thinks, Scarlet nodding as she huddles into her blankets for warmth.

“…Time for gay closet.” Grave decides, stepping into her closet and closing it behind her to change, Scarlet curling up as Grave’s glow shines through the doors.

Coming out of the closet, Grave now wears pyjama’s, feeling soft and comfortable as Scarlet flashes her a tiny smile, turning towards her in the bed.

Smiling, Grave lies down on the bed beside Scarlet, wrapping her in a gentle hug as Scarlet hums, leaning into her gratefully.

“I-I got a question…” Grave admits, blushing slightly at the close contact between them both.

“Mmm?” Scarlet hums inquisitively, watching Grave with a curious expression as she hugs her.

“C-Can I um…” Grave’s face grows red as she looks at Scarlet. “Can I kiss you?” She questions, watching as a deep blush spreads over Scarlet’s face in response, though she nods in answer.

Smiling, Grave gently kisses Scarlet, feeling happy as the kiss is returned in full, Scarlet’s face bright red.

Squeaking, Grave hides in Scarlet as she glows brightly, Scarlet closing her eyes slightly, feeling exhausted.

Grave shakes happily as she glows brightly, Scarlet squeaking in surprise as her phone lights up, ring tone playing as Hannah calls her.

“Hello?” Her glow ceasing, Grave answers the phone quietly, feeling concerned for Hannah.

“Hey, you alright hun?” Hannah’s voice floods through the speakers, sounding relieved and tired.

“I-I’m fine! Are you okay?” Grave presses gently, feeling concern and worry for her mother.

“I’m alright hun, don’t worry about me. The man is down and I’m currently at Jonah’s safe house.” Hannah explains calmly.

“That’s good! I-I’m glad you’re okay.” Grave smiles, tapping her feet against the bed silently.

“We’re all okay. How’s Scarlet doing? I think she might’ve gotten hit.” Hannah questions quietly.

“She’s doing good and gay… also sleepy.” Grave explains, hiding underneath the bed covers as Hannah sighs in relief.

“That’s good. I would keep an eye on her since it seems like they were there to eliminate both of you. Your healing should have fixed it all but they were poison coated, so just make sure there’s no other symptoms.” Hannah explains.

“O-Okay, I will!” Grave promises, feeling slightly nervous for Scarlet’s well being now.

“Hey, I’m sure she’s fine. She just needs some rest and care.” Hannah reassures gently.

“Yaaay…” Grave whispers happily, smiling as she glows softly, listening as Hannah snorts on the other end of the phone.

“I have to go for now kiddo, got some shit to sort out, but I’ll call you soon, okay?” Hannah explains, keeping her voice low.

“Okay! Love you, mom.” Grave wiggles happily on the bed as she speaks, feeling happier.

“I love you too hun.” Hannah returns the affection swiftly, her voice soft and gentle as she hangs the phone up.

Turning her phone off, Grave shifts to hold Scarlet gently as she squeaks, hiding in Grave as she gets sleepier

“I love you…” Grave speaks softly, smiling as she presses a gentle kiss to Scarlet’s face.

“I love you too…” Scarlet responds, mumbling sleepily as she smiles, snuggling into Grave, making her squeak in surprise.

“That’s gaaaay.” Grave jokes, giggling as she closes her eyes comfortably, listening to Scarlet hum in response as she falls asleep, Grave following swiftly.

 Light streams softly through the curtains as Grave stirs in the morning, keeping her eyes closed as she hums softly, Scarlet responding quietly in her sleep as she shifts closer to her.

Glowing softly in happiness, Grave keeps her eyes closed sleepily as she wakes up, Scarlet coughing beside her quietly, hiding in her gently as a frown etches itself onto Grave’s face.

Turning away from Grave slightly, Scarlet’s breath sounds scratchy as she sleeps, making Grave glow with slight worry as Scarlet hides under the covers comfortably.

Dismissing her worry quickly, Grave wraps her in a gentle hug, beeping softly as Scarlet starts to stir from her sleep, humming quietly.

Glowing happily, Grave taps her feet against the bed as Scarlet opens her eyes, hiding in the covers as Grave smiles, looking away as a bright blush spreads over her cheeks, making Scarlet whine as she hides in her.

Grave squeaks at the contact, looking away as Scarlet whines again, shifting to hide more as Grave squeaks again, face blushing more.

Coughing softly, Scarlet curls up as she hugs Grave, making her hide her red face as Scarlet clings onto her. Grave’s face bright red, she wiggles gently as Scarlet releases her gently, whining in a request for comfort from her.

Obliging happily, Grave holds Scarlet in her arms gently, glowing happily as Scarlet smiles, leaning into Grave heavily.

Thinking for a moment, Grave makes Scarlet squeak by kissing her gently, watching her grin sleepily as Grave hides her face, the sight too cute for her to handle as Scarlet giggles groggily.

“Stop being cute.” Grave orders quietly, red in the face as her heart pounds in her chest.

“Mmmmmnot.” Scarlet denies, her words muffled as she hides her face in Grave’s side gently.

“You is!” Grave insists softly, shifting Scarlet’s head to kiss her forehead gently as she speaks, Scarlet whining as she hides her face from view.

“You’re just mad cause I’m right!” Grave smiles as she speaks, watching Scarlet shake her head defiantly as her phone goes off.

“Hhhewwo?” Grave answers the phone quickly, grabbing it off of the nightstand to answer.

“Hey hun, how you doing?” Hannah’s voice responds on the other end, sounding better than the previous day.

“I’m fine!! What about you?” Grave returns the question, smiling widely at the sound of her mothers voice, wiggling happily as Hannah laughs.

“I’m doing okay, should be able to come back today. Jonah’s advised that Scarlet stay with us until he can ensure her safety.” Hannah explains.

“Yay!!!!” Grave squeaks excitedly, glowing brightly as Hannah snorts in amusement over the phone.

“How’s she doing?” Hannah questions, voice shifting to be slightly more serious as she asks.

“Good!!! She’s trying to hide inside me right now but that’s o k a y!” Grave explains, wiggling happily as she answers, Jonah laughing in the background on Hannah’s end.

“That’s good to hear that she’s alright. I should be there soon, but in the meantime feel free to chill, alright?” Hannah explains, her voice calm.

“Okay!!” Grave agrees, glowing happily as she hides her face to calm herself, Hannah able to feel her excitement through the phone.

“No one else should be there so feel free to go downstairs if you want hun. I’ll see you later.” Hannah concludes, voice soft.

“Love you, mom!!!!” Grave squeaks happily, attempting to stop her wiggling as she speaks.

“Love you too hun!” Hannah responds swiftly, hanging up the phone as she returns to Jonah.

“That was my mom… she’s cool.” Grave explains, hiding under the covers as she glows softly, giggles pouring out of her mouth.

“She’s nice…” Scarlet comments quietly, smiling as she wraps her arms around Grave, hugging her gently.

“She i s!” Hugging Scarlet back, Grave litters her face in kisses as Scarlet giggles joyfully, her face flushed red.

“What do you want for food boi time?” Grave questions, smiling as she holds Scarlet’s face in her hands.

“I don’t mind…” Scarlet answers quietly, blushing as she tries to hide her face from view.

“Pancakes, babey!” Grave decides quickly, wiggling happily as she smiles at Scarlet, who returns it happily, her hair a fluffy mess on her head.

“You’re so damn cute!!!” Grave exclaims, kissing her gently as Scarlet squeaks in surprise, hiding her face away as she blushes.

“Nooo! I wanna see your sweet face!” Grave protests, frowning gently as Scarlet whines, peeking from her hiding place.

Smiling, Grave kisses Scarlet again softly, watching in amusement as she fakes a pout, her cheeks flushed.

“Oh, don’t you pout at me!” Grave exclaims, giggling at Scarlet’s cuteness as she pouts more in retaliation, frowning softly.

“No!!!! that’s illegal.” Grave comments, huffing as Scarlet giggles, hugging her tightly as she glows softly.

“Do you wanna go downstairs now?” Grave questions, squeaking softly as she hugs Scarlet back, watching her nod as she snuggles into her blankets.

“Food time, babey!” Grave exclaims, swiftly lifting Scarlet off of the bed, carrying her downstairs as she squeaks in surprise, clinging onto Grave happily as she wiggles, floating down the stairs as Scarlet buries her face in Grave.

“Time to make f o o d.” Grave comments, putting Scarlet down as she wiggles. Beeping happily, Scarlet grins as she sits at the table, watching Grave prepare the ingredients for the pancakes.

“Do you wanna have strawberry pancakes?” She questions, Scarlet wiggling in excitement as she nods, Grave pulling out some strawberries and slicing them skilfully as Scarlet watches, intrigued.

“Tis a r t.” Grave comments, putting the strawberries in a bowl as she prepares the batter.

“Best art!” Scarlet confirms, giggling quietly as she watches Grave work, her face blushing in response to the compliment.

“Thank you!!!” Grave exclaims, smiling brightly as she looks to Scarlet, who returns the smile.

“Of course!” She explains, bouncing in her chair in excitement as she watches Grave.

“Aaaa!” Grave screams quietly as she wiggles, putting the sliced strawberries into the pancake batter as Scarlet giggles, laying her head on the table below her.

Bouncing excitedly, Grave puts the batter into a pan as Scarlet remains quiet, listening to it cook as she attempts to keep herself awake.

“Tis a babey!” Grave exclaims, beeping as she looks to Scarlet, making her smile as she hides inside of her blankets. “M y babey gorl!!!! Babey in a burrito.” She continues, softly touching the blankets as Scarlet giggles, reaching a hand out for her.

Squeaking, Grave takes her hand gently, glowing as Scarlet squeezes it carefully, peeking out from her blankets. Squeaking again, Grave kisses Scarlet gently, making her squeal as she hides from view, flushing red.

“Nooo no hide!” Grave protests, frowning softly as Scarlet whines sleepily. “Pleaaaaase? You’re so cute!” Grave glows softly, pleading with Scarlet as she peeks out.

“It my babey!!!!” Grave smiles, kissing Scarlet gently as she hums, closing her eyes comfortably as Grave frowns, remembering the pancake. “I gotsa check the pancake boi…” Grave admits, not wanting to let go of Scarlet.

Nodding, Scarlet opens her eyes as Grave slowly moves to the pancake, flipping it over in the pan to check on it.

“Its out pancake child!!!” She concludes, Scarlet giggling as she sits up in her chair, trying to keep herself awake. “How many do you want?” Grave questions, wiggling in excitement.

“I’m okay with one, I’m afraid I’m gonna fall asleep if I try to do more.” Scarlet admits, laughing quietly.

“Okay!!! Gon look c o o l and stiff. Cool pancake for a cool gorl.” Grave comments, smiling at Scarlet’s laugh as she blushes at the compliment.

Finishing quickly, Grave places the decorated pancake in front of Scarlet, who laughs at the words ‘ur gay’ Grave has spelled on top of it, making Grave blush at the sound, looking away as Scarlet starts to eat the pancake.

Grave squeaks at the cute sight, her heart pounding in her chest as Scarlet blushes, continuing to eat as she struggles to keep herself awake, Grave beeping contently as she wiggles in her seat.

Finishing her pancake quickly, Scarlet smiles brightly as Grave giggles at her expression, glowing softly.

“Do you wanna go back upstairs?” She questions, voice quiet and soft as Scarlet nods, reaching out for her in a silent request. “So smol!” Grave laughs, picking Scarlet up effortlessly.

Smiling, Scarlet nestles into Grave happily, feeling sleepy as they enter the bedroom.

“Time for squish!” Grave exclaims, gently kissing Scarlet’s forehead as she giggles, snuggling into her comfortably.

“Aaaa!” Grave screams happily, Scarlet smiling as she wraps her in the blankets as well.

“I love you!” Grave exclaims, glowing as she hides in Scarlet, making her smile as she closes her eyes contently.

“I love you too!” She continues, feeling happy as she hugs Grave, feeling more tired by the second.

Feeling sleepy, Grave pokes Scarlet’s nose affectionately, watching her smile as she curls up in the bed.

Closing her eyes, Grave gently strokes Scarlet’s hair, hearing her fall asleep almost immediately from the soothing touch. Giggling, Grave allows herself to drift off into sleep with Scarlet happily.

[astralshipper]

1,2,3,4,7,8,10,11,13, and 15 for Sammy from the meta asks?

OKAY this is a long one and I’m on mobile so I can’t do a read more, sorry!! My laptop won’t connect to the internet so we goin down mobile mode

1 How did you discover your f/o’s content?: I discovered SPN through the other kids at school! My whole friend group kinda passed around things to watch and I hadn’t been interested by anything at that point (I didn’t really watch any tv or anything back then, yikes) until I heard abt this show about two brothers that hunt monsters, and I was like hell yeah that sounds rad!

2 How old were you when you discovered your f/o’s content?: I was like... either 11 or 12. I don’t remember exactly when I started it, but it’s probably more 11 leaning.

3 Describe the first time you watched your f/o’s source content: I was supposed to be doing math homework. It was 2 AM. I was sat at my old desk with my sick as hell two screen set up bc I was a sick gamer. I turned the lights out to get the full effect, and then I realized like, oh my god, I actually really like this. Also, Sam sounds cute and smart and yeah boy! But my mom wanted to watch it as well, so I had to wait to watch the rest of the series. That’s what got me through school that year was knowing I had spn to watch!

4 Who was your first favorite character when you initially got into your f/o’s source content?: the first thing I said to my mom about this show went something like, “sam is really cute and he has a nice jawline and he seems really sweet” to which my mom replied “Dean is cuter” and I established myself as the sole sam girl of the house. I reign supreme. I fall in love with Sam Win.chester with a single glance.

7 Are there any specific moments you find yourself going back to more often than others?: season 1 sam was really smiley, I like season 1 sam. Bad day at black rock from s3, ghostfacers! also s3. Season 5 gets a lot of replay bc it’s my fave!! French mistake, Frontierland (cowboy!sam au thrives), then quite a few from newer seasons! Ask Jeeves, fan fiction, about a boy, THE BABY EPISODE!!!!, thin Lizzie bc fanboy sam!!! Rock never dies has edgy band member sam and that’s. Good shit. Season 13 is dad sam and the start of season 14 is good Beard Sam Content. So, a lot of it, yes I rewatch a lot

8. Are there any moments your f/o is in that you skip?: don’t wanna spoil too much, but I skip a lot in season 8. Not necessarily bc I think a certain character is bad, but just because it didn’t feel like a good characterization choice for sam. Plus later in the season sam makes me sadddd :(((( also can’t watch 2x22 bc I’m a wuss that can’t watch him die the first time

10 If you could change one thing about your f/o’s source content, would you? What would you change?: it’s not a matter of if I’d change something, it’s narrowing it down to one thing that’s the problem... I love spn, we all know that, but I also think spn has. Many issues. Season 7 was a rough one, there are continuity errors through the whole series, but if I had to choose one thing, it’d be how they treat minorities and women. A lot of the women part is the fan base attacking any woman on the show just for breathing, but also like, the writers do minorities and women SO dirty in this show. Where is the representation

11 Do your friends/family know you’re into this content or do you keep it to yourself?: I used to be really open abt it. I’m no longer open abt it. If I end up going to a convention I’ll def post it, but I try not to talk about it to anyone. I only watch it when I’m alone and I try my best to plan my watching when I know my parents won’t walk in on it. It’s just like... one of those things that used to be cool but everyone else stopped and I’m still here enjoying it but if I’m too loud everyone will look at me weird and just- hhh. So that’s why I talk abt sam so much on here bc this is! The only place I get to even MENTION spn

13 Do you have a favorite line your f/o has ever said?: there are 14 seasons of incredible sam lines but if I had to choose one? Agh okay I’m disqualifying all soulless sam quotes bc they’re too GOOD, so other than that either “after we kill it we can go to Disneyland!” or “I’m not using this ID, it says bikini inspector on it!”

15 Do you own any merchandise from their source content?: hell yeah! I used to have a lot more but I have sam and dean funkos, a Misha funko from french mistake, a poster, a Jensen autograph and a Jared autograph I got for Xmas one year, Dean’s ring replica, a bracelet with a bunch of charms, and a replica angel blade that’s literally bigger than my arm lmao. I used to have a samulet but I think I lost it bc I wore it too much :(((( need a new one!

[mooshie-blue]

HOLY CRAP

SPOILERS YALL!

Look AWAY

LOOK

NOT HERE

STOP

LAST CHANCE YA HOLAGEN!!

E

Yo-

Yo holy shit

WE’VE GOT A BIG STORM COMMING-

AHH FECK MY HEAD HURTS

WHAT IS SLEEP

I’m not gonna do a full on REVIEW but I’ll just bullet things that suck out to me.

let’s get Shadowy

•Fink, Just Fink I’m concerned

•KO HISSING AT VENNOMUS ADDS 400 YEARS TO MY LIFE

•SO VENNOMUS IS SHADOWY FIGURE

•FOXTAIL STILL CALLS KO SUGAR CUBE AAAAA

•hiS DaD?!?!

•I love foxtails accent holy crap

•Carol just glaring at Boxman and being as calm as she can be.

• “iloveyoutoo” Boxman, sweetie? I would die for you

•I’m not sure how to feel about Vennomus? Uh..

You’re A good freind KO

•accurate representation of school blackouts oml

• PEE PEE PASS

•DENDY HAS A POND AWWWW

•GO DENDY

•thaT HUG

Red 3 Grudgment day

•RAD AND RED IN THE BEGINNING OML- I ALMOST WHEEZED

•Enid getting her girl and boi to stop fighting

•RED ACTION IN A HOODIE

•I think I saw a peanut’s reference?!

•THE PROMS SMOOTH ANIMATION OML HHH

•RAD IS SUCH A SWEETHEART OH MY GOD

•Red you bb I love you

•REDNID IS CANNON AAAAAA

•”I support it!” me too rad.

• Enid’s little “hey, what’s wrong buddy?” AAAA

•this I like

Carl

•Rad and Enid comforting KO AW!!

•Finks tournament oml

•Carl is so cu- *KO pet and fright* AW VENN YA GOOF YA DID IT AGAIN-WAAAAAHH

•Casually only remembers Vennomus trying to get KO to unleash TKO.

•Why am I getting an Erased vibe by this car drive?

•KO Just leaves Vennomus lmAO

•KO NO ITS NOT YOUR FAULT BB BOI

•Oh shit

•TKO NO!

•NO NO NO-

•WHY IS KO IN THE SUBCONSCIOUS NOW?!?

•NO! PERFECT SHADOWY FIGURE AND TKO-

•BOXMAN OML IM SO SORRY!!!

•mom come pick me up I’m scared-

Dendy video channel.

• ME TOO DENDY HOLY SHIT

•OH GOD- THE KARMA AU IS COMING TRUE- THIS IS IT-

•AAGEHFG CAROL AND MR GAR BEING WORRIED PARENTS AAGEHGJGBG

•BOXMAN OML I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

•POOR BOX BOTS!!!

•Dendy you precious angel oml I would die for you holy shit fuck.

•AWW RAD AND ENID I LOVE YOU BOTH AAAA

•I guess Gar is on good amends with point since Elodie told him about the pow card factory.

•MR GAR YOU DAD YOU-

•AH CAROL COMFORTING GAR AAH

Me too Dendy

•AAHHH DENDY NOT THE BEST IDEA BABY

•GAR AND CAROLS FACES AAA

•Were they going?

•BOXMAX AAA ITS OBSIDIAN BUT IN OK KO!!!

•Why is Ernesto the butt-??

•AAAAAHNGV IM SO PROUD OF MY BOX BABIES

•TKO YOU ASSHAT I HATE YOU

•YOU TOO VENNOMUS SUCK AN EGG

•DENDY YOU BEAN!! I LOVE YOUUU!!!

I LOVED THESE EPISODES

DO

NOT

MISS

THEM!!!

[buzzfeedunsoived]

8 people i’d like to know better

i got tagged by @julesblackthorns​!!!!!!!!!!! aaaa thank yOU I STAN EVEN THO WE HAVENT TALKED MUCH YET

name / alias. alex/alexandra (and if ur close to me, ali)

birthday. may 14th

zodiac sign. taurus

height. 5′0 and 1/4

hobbies. reading (scripts and lgbt+ books esp), watching Comedies, making lists, coming up with movie plots

favorite colors. yellow & peach, 

favorite books. red, white, and royal blue; the song of achilles; the art of racing in the rain; harry potter and the half blood prince; carry on; her royal highness

last song listened to. where you are from the moana soundtrack (i was at an aquarium and moana is the perf thing to listen to there in my defense)

last film watched. obvious child

inspiration for muse.  scripts and small pockets of things in life that make me think “oh this could be a good story”

dream job. director!!!!!

meaning behind your url. the buzzfeed bois even tho i dont post abt them much anymore rip

top three ships. merlin x arthur, nick x jess, and either alex x henry OR millie x flora  

lipstick or chapstick. high school me would say lipstick but now i have so many fucking chapsticks bc my lips got to stay smooth!

currently reading. hhh i literally JUST finished her royal highness, so now ill either read good omens, we are okay, or finish re-reading tsoa

imma tag a few people!!! bc i love them n think theyre rad!! @burger-louise @coralincjones and @plantcrowley

[sf-akahana]

Makeover (Haikyuu)

So I was reading that dialogue prompt thing that’s going around and was hit with sudden inspiration from one of them.  Also HAIKYUU SEASON 4 I’M TOO HYPE.  Anyway everyone is aged up about a year so Asahi - 19/graduated/working, Nishinoya and Tanaka - 17 going on 18/third years, and Saeko - 22/college student.  Hope you enjoy <3

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Asahi sighed heavily as he stepped out of the bakery he worked at, shaking out his tight hair bun after a long shift.  7 hours of putting together large catering orders and placating impatient customers had left him drained and he was in dire need of some time with his friends to recharge.  It’s a good thing he had a get together planned with Tanaka and Noya for the night; he smiled as he pulled out his phone to text the rowdy wing spiker.

To: Tanaka

“Hey, I just got off work.  I’ll be over in about 10 minutes.”

sent 7:42pm

From: Tanaka

“k dude out gettin food nee chan and noya san are there door should be unlocked”

received 7:44pm

He couldn’t help but chuckle at his friend’s rushed text as he started up his car.  15 minutes of anxiously careful driving later he was parking in front of Tanaka’s house and shuffling his way up the steps.  He decided to ring the doorbell even though he was told to just go in and was met with Tanaka’s sister Saeko’s boisterous voice yelling through the door.

“Asahi? What’re you bein all polite for, come on in!!”

Stepping through the door and toeing off his shoes, he was surprised to see that no one was in the living room or the kitchen.  He headed up to Tanaka’s room to find Nishinoya but only found his stuff thrown around the room; knowing the libero he’ll definitely forget something tomorrow.

“Nishinoya? Saeko nee-san?”

“In my room!”

Neatly tucking his night things away in the corner of the room, Asahi made his way down the hall and peeked in to see Nishinoya and Saeko sitting face to face on her bed littered with makeup.  He caught Nishinoya’s eye just as Saeko was applying a last swipe of deep red lipstick to his lips, and Asahi felt his heart jump.  His friend’s eyes were accentuated with dark smoky eyeshadow and sharp eyeliner that exaggerated his already normally intense expression.  Long black eyelashes framed his brown eyes as they lit up at his friend’s arrival, his newly painted lips splitting into a smirk.

“Asahi-san, finally!!  We thought you might never show up.”

The older man blinked a few times and cleared his throat before replying as casually as he could.  He hadn’t expected to be so flustered and he was thrown completely off his game.  “W-what’re you guys up to?  I didn’t know you were into makeup Nishinoya.”  Asahi figited embarrassingly in the door frame and finally tore his eyes away from his friend to see that Saeko was sporting a similar makeup look and shooting him a smug smile.

“Nee-san was practicing popular western makeup and it looked rad!!”

“Ahh~ and Yuu is such a great model, it looks so good on him doesn’t it?”

“Thanks Nee-san!!”

Asahi felt his shoulders relax as the two bantered back and forth; with a second to breath he finally noticed the laptop paused on a foreign girl demonstrating the look they were practicing and the heavy Jrock music playing from Saeko’s phone.  He took a deep calming breath and stepped into the room, stopping next to the bed and giving his younger friend another quick once over.  “You’re really good at makeup Nee-san.”  She beamed up at him with a wide smile that matched her brother’s, but Asahi was distracted by the gleam in Nishinoya’s eyes that usually meant mischief was afoot.  Oh no.

“Nee-san, you should do Asahi-san’s makeup too!”

Asahi felt his face flush with heat as Saeko agreed enthusiastically with the idea.  He flailed his hands in denial and shook his head in embarrassment.  “I-I don’t think that’s a good idea guys.  I’m not – I mean – it wouldn’t look good on me like it does Nishinoya.  A-and I doubt I’ll be able to stand still whi-”

“No way, it’d look really cool on you!!”  Nishinoya cut off his rambling with a confident statement, and Asahi felt the heat travel to his ears.  He doubted he’d look good in it, and those makeup brushes looked a bit too soft and ticklish for his liking, but if Nishinoya thought so then maybe...?  He looked over that his friends and was met with two pairs of excited eyes staring back at him; right then he knew he’d lost.  He was too softhearted for this.  With a long sigh he gave into his fate.

“Alright, if you want to I guess it’s fine.”  He smiled exasperatedly as the two whooped and high-fived each other.  Saeko quickly pulled up the chair from her vanity and sat him down while she lined up the makeup in order of what she’d be using first.  She started with his eyes and though it felt weird to have stuff painted and patted onto his skin, the beginning it wasn’t that bad.  With his eyes closed it was easier to resist the urge to figit under all the attention, and he could just focus on the sound of the makeup video being paused and unpaused as they went through each step.  It was in English so he doubted the two understood a word she was saying, but they seemed to get the idea even without verbal instruction.  Next came mascara and he couldn’t focus on anything else while he was trying not to get black goop in his eyes, but he wasn’t so lucky on the next step.

“Next is something called contour.  This stuff gets everywhere and I don’t want to have to start over, so don’t move ok big guy?”  Saeko teased him as she reached for the fluffy brushes he was dreading.  He was fully aware of Nishinoya’s rapt attention now as she brought the brush to his cheekbones and he tried to focus anywhere but his friends gaze.  Asahi tensed all his muscles as the brush glided over his skin and he did his best not to flinch or close his eyes too tight and ruin his eye makeup.  She wasn’t kidding when she said the powder gets everywhere, he could see it dust onto his clothes and into the air slightly.  He sniffed and scrunched his nose only to get a light smack on the shoulder in warning, and he hummed in the back of his throat as she moved to match his other side.  While she worked he felt a pang of dread as a slight tickle started in his nose; he normally disliked sneezing in public because of the attention it got him but sneezing in this situation?  He couldn’t think of anything more embarrassing.  Saeko then switched out her brush for a much smaller more precise brush, loaded it with product, and proceeded to drag it up and down the right side of his already tickling nose.  He gasped.

“Hihhhhhh… Is there a chance you have anhhhy makeup brushes that aren’t so tihhhckly? snf!”

Saeko smiled sympathetically and shook her head. “Sorry man, this is what works best. Just hold on for a few minutes okay? Don’t sneeze.” She held his chin still as she continued to blend out the powder on the other side of his nose.

“I don’t know if I can promise th-ahhh… that.” He could tell she was trying to be more careful with the brush this time but his nose already tickled so it didn’t help much.  He could feel his nostrils twitch as she worked up the bridge of his nose and his breath gave the occasional hitch.  He avoided looking at Nishinoya, knowing full well that he could see every irritated twitch his face made as he held back his sneeze the best he could.

“Alright I’m going to contour the underside of your nose.  Hold your breath ok?”  He didn’t even have time to protest before the soft bristles were brushing under his nose and he knew he was done for. He quickly pushed her hands aside and turned his face away from them as his lungs yanked a desperate breath.

“hhhhhHHYAHHH-”

“AhHD’CHHhhuhh!!”

His first sneeze was loud and powerful and he quickly pinched his nose as more sneezes built, not caring as he smudged the makeup Saeko just applied.  His breath hitched and he stifled three more sneezes as best he could.

“ah’DJhht! hd’tCHhh!! hh- hH’DThh!  HhHHHhh-”

“Tissue?” Nishinoya’s voice cut in as he stuffed a few tissues into his friend’s hands, just in time for Asahi to let out a last big sneeze to finish off the tickle.

“ahhH’HHDTCHhhoo!!! ugh...”

To avoid any more outbursts Asahi immediately blew his nose, and a few more times just to make sure he was really done.  He looked up timidly as Nishinoya barked a short laugh but he found no malice or mockery there as he had worried, only mirth and fondness.  He felt the tightness in his chest ease.

“WOW Asahi-san, that was intense!!”

“Ahaha sorry Asahi, I didn’t mean to tickle you like that.  Here let me wipe this off for you, I won’t use contour this time.”  Saeko smiled as she gently wiped away the mess he was sure he’s left on his face.  He was tempted to check in the mirror behind him but decided to save himself the embarrassment of seeing black running down his ckeeks and brown smudged all up his nose.  Before they could try again they heard the door open.

“GUYS FOOD’S HERE!!”

Saeko immediately jumped up and hurried down to the kitchen, yelling something playfully at her brother.  As Asahi finished cleaning his face Nishinoya grabbed his attention.

“I was right you know,” his red lips smirked mischievously.  

“It looked good on you.”