#OH MY GOD Y E S

[ragnarokhound]

thinking fondly of you<3 want to ditch the kids and go to a winery this weekend? (drink some red wine(supernova))

also thinking fondly about jaytim. specifically, about how oftentimes we think of them as a slow burn… but you know what might make them a fast burn (an explosion?)?

one of them gets kidnapped and everyone thinks they’re dead:( but then they’re alive

Always, love, I'm sure they'll be happy to spend some time with their favorite familial babysitters, I'll give them a call tonight🍷💥

And OUGH. Yes. SUCH a classic action hero hurt/comfort trope, I'm always here for mortal peril being the trigger that forces a couple to realize what they mean to each other and that they WANT to take that chance!!

I am reminded strongly of one of feyburner's comics that I love so much... in this comic they were hooking up beforehand and this is the scenario that like. Makes it emotionally REAL for Tim and i love that sooo much... but also OwO

thinking about The Scenario:

One of them is kidnapped. Due to inspo in part from feyburner's comic, I'm thinking Jason. But it's been so long/the method in which he was taken leads everyone to believe that Jason's dead. EVERYONE. Tim included. Thinking that he's dead hits Tim harder than expected. Why? It doesn't make sense. I didn't even like him that much, what the fuck.

But he goes after the bastards who did it twice as hard, ridden by this sharp grief he didn't know he would feel. He's on a warpath. He's chasing down leads, shaking down goons, snapping at everyone that it doesn't matter that Jason's already dead this is about justice this is about vengeance this is about preventing it from happening again-- and finally finds the Organization's big base. Their big HQ.

Methodically he goes about tearing it down, one-man guerrilla style. As he moves through the complex, KO'ing goons, sabotaging weapons and computers, hell he might even rig this place to blow--

He picks up chatter about moving the 'livestock' and 'dealing with the troublemaker' and figures there must be human prisoners here. Possibly trafficking victims. He's been raising all kinds of hell, and security is just now going on alert as they find the evidence of his entry--

--when over one of the radios on the goons he just took out, Tim hears a very familiar and very alive voice taunting the Organization that he's out. They should have killed Jason when they had the chance.

Tim immediately factors Jason and the victims into his plans, gets in contact with Jason over the radio (full mission mode, no time for feelings or explanations yet) to work together on bringing this place down.

So by the time things are cleared up-- bad guys busted, victims rescued, base blown to smithereens-- Tim has been wildly coming to grips with the fact that Jason is alive after all and the confusing rush of emotions that's inspired in him, but Jason still has no idea that everyone thought he was dead.

So when Tim finally sees Jason in person, missing half his gear and still wearing the clothes he was snatched in, dirty and bloody and asking what took him so long-- he's not exactly thinking clearly, okay? Kissing him was a purely adrenaline/relief fueled action.

"Woah," Jason breathes once Tim gives him the chance. "What was that for?" "Thought you were dead," Tim muffles against the skin of Jason's throat. His pulse beats hard against Tim's cheek, his lips, sternly refuting the allegations. "Oh," Jason says, bowled over and bewildered. He's still holding Tim with an arm around his waist, his other hand cupping the back of his head, big and steady. "Well. I'm not." Tim squeezes tighter, his fists trembling in the back of Jason's shirt. Jason is solid, and warm, and alive-- and Tim might be in love with him. "Yeah," he apologizes. "Sorry. Had to check." Tim's clearly stumped him. "Huh." Tim doesn't let go. But neither does Jason. Jason clears his throat. "You know, I don't have the best track record with being alive after all," he says in a rambling tone so casual it makes Tim's chest hitch. "You maybe wanna... check again?"

[lactosegremlin]

i am laughing so fucking hard i love this sm

now that i know it works i can do the other pocket too 😈😈

[l-0puko]

invitation

[khyann]

yeah not touching the game again until someone makes a mod that gives all the natlan characters a skin color like kaeya's or darker

[buck-yyyy]

anyways the best thing that’s happened to me since cutting my hair short is that i constantly get compared to male celebrities and characters

[slashingdisneypasta]

F/O Imagine/Question

Thinking about Adult Online Shopping with your F/O(s). Like, not even searching for toys to use together- you were just casually looking for something new for yourself, your alone time, and your F/O(s) just happen to walk by and get curious. Did they know before you that you masturbate? If not, how do they feel about it? Are they shy about looking at this stuff with you? Do they try to initiate funky time because of this? Are they cool an casual?

Now imagine actually going to the adult store with them XD

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s intake of breath/slight straightening of posture when Janeway says she spoke to his family before she left....................................................I can’t speak

[thenewtz]

finally, tablet pen

[delicehm]

what would that hatchetfield x homestuck crossover be like btw

I don't quite remember the idea

But

Paradox space isn't the whole multiverse, but a region inside it with defined laws of metaphysics, just as Black and White with all universes connected to it(the laws are drastically different)

Between them is a big void, different from Void of Homestuck or whatever counterpart is in Hatchetfield(I don't remember if emptiness was discussed there). Yes, voids can be very different with different characteristics and this in-between can have a different names, such as Abyss or Ginnungagap.

It's extremely hard to get through it because it technically has no laws, no matter, no anything and thus nothing can keep a solid form

It can be fixed by enough not reality-warping, but reality-defying powers

...

Like helding or BEING Ultimate Truth, not just conductor of Metaphysical Law, but The Law itself

And Lords in Black are all the Laws of Corruption, different aspects of it and thus can have a stable enough domain to cross the Ginnungagap

And from time to time they do(at least try, most of time, Webby won't allow them usually) and find themselves in Paradox Space

And there, they loose most of their powers... Not right wording. Their influence is not enough to warp reality that warps itself back, to redefine laws that have thousands or repairing systems and that always is overseen by being similar to them in terms of power(in other words, if everyone is a super, nobody is) and they fall from high universal level to city level

One day, Tinky sneakes into Paradox Space and began to make fun from destroying stable time in one city of Earth C. It was a huge ass anomaly that affected basically everything slightly connected to the city. Dave couldn't stand the fact that there is some idiot playing with Time believing that this is some Witch that awoken her title powers(it is possible without the game and was shown a few times in comic. It can't warp local-universal physics that much without the game tho) and now tries to revolt against rules of reality not understanding that by breaking them they'd kill everyone. He didn't know, tho, that it wasn't a Witch(bard would be closer, but not enough). The Time itself wasn't the one and only he would use in any spot of Paradox Space, but something different, less mechanical, more fluid, not defined and stable, but chaotic with no set of rules except for will of One behind it.

It would feel good, if the One wasn't so... Terrible. Dave was disgust

And now, Knight tries to adapt to new sword and navigate in Time-Storm to show that prick behind the curtain that nobody fucks with his Time, especially not to harm people.

The fight between weakened trickster-God and warrior-demigod with centuries of practice begins.

They are actually in the stalemate situation and none can win or escape another. That is, until Webby comes and help Dave to beat the shit out of her brother and takes that goat home

TL;DR. Tinky gets into Paradox Space. Meany Horrorterrors weakens him. He fucks with random city. Dave says that he can't fuck with random city. They begin conceptual fight. Webby intervain(is it the right word? Did I even spell it right?) and takes Tinky back to Black and White

[nolliver-sims]

sorry ive been dead. work got busy (ugh) n will prob be busy til january (ugh x2)

i am working on some tattoos... slowly. i finished scream movie posters so thats fun (need to take screamshots of them <3).

also working on simlish band t shirts but of bands i like (its a lot of hardcore and gabber rn bc unsurprisingly no one is making band ts of music that sounds like 50 computers being dropped down stairs... smh)

[bear-cubs-art-things]

This but Blue and Twig

https://youtu.be/f3JJYH4RQAg

SPITS OUT WATER

[mimpinightmare]

WHAT A FREAKIN' MASTERPIECE!!! ❤

To a gigantic little game that changed so many lives

[reignpage]

Office fun with your husband/coworker, Nanami Kento ;)

“Kento, w-we shouldn’t.”

With your pencil skirt bundled up at your waist, he has the perfect opportunity to get a grip of your sheer tights and tug until they riiiiiiiip! Your husband will tell you he does that every time because he’s impatient and just needs to feel your warm and sopping wet pussy but the truth is, he just loves to make you gasp at his display of strength. 

Shushing you, he presses his nose to your already soaked panties and takes a deep inhale. “Mmm, you always smell so good, sweetheart.”

“Kento! Lunch is ending s-soon, we don’t have time,” you warn. 

His gruff laugh is your only response. “But I’m having my lunch now, honey.”

Your husband can be so mischievous when he wants to be. But there’s nothing you can do about it, especially when he’s pushing your panties to the side and lapping up your juices. The noises he makes as he sucks and slurps are obscene; they make your head spin. Sat on his desk, you struggle to find anywhere to grip for purchase when his long, expert fingers shoooooove their way in, filling you so good you swear you can cum already. 

Massaging your pleats, he groans at the way your gooey walls pulse around him, welcoming him back in. 

“I knew my wife needed me. Could sense it all the way here,” he mutters to himself. 

The cold metal on his finger meets your clit. Your back arches. Oh God. He’s rubbing his name with his ring. K E N T O….and something else… you can’t quite make it out. Glancing down, you see his half-lidded eyes already on yours, watching your heaving chest bounce and shiver. 

“Ah! K-ken! Right there!”

Tie loose and shirt unbuttoned at the collar, he’s gasping for breath too, desperate to not have to resurface unless he has to. “I can tell you’re -ha- close, darling. You always clamp d-down on me like you don’t —yes, that’s it sweetheart ride my fingers— like y-you don’t want me to go when you’re about to cum. It always drives me positively mad.”

Those fingers curl inside, rubbing again and again against that smooth spot inside you that makes your stomach cave in and your legs shake. His glasses are fogging up and, with a growl of frustration, he rips it off and reaches up to place it on your nose. Your vision blurs. 

“Take care of those for me, won’t you, honey? Darn things are getting in the way of me spoiling my beautiful girl.”

“Y-yes, Ken.”

Humming, he rewards you with a looooong suuuuuckk of your clit and your hands flies to his hair, mussing it up, threatening to make him bald. He doesn’t seem to mind because his fingers dig deeper inside, kissing your cervix as he refamiliarises himself with your sensitive spot. 

Then, with the tip of his tongue, instead of his wedding ring, he continues writing on your clit while his spare hand keeps your hips steady, branding a punishing grip every time you writhe to get away; your husband hates when you get in the way of his daily worshipping.

K

E

N T 

O

…..

“Fuck! What are —nghnnn!— you writing?”

“You can’t tell, sweetheart? You’re hurting your poor —mmm— husband’s feelings. God, you’re so beautiful sweet —uh no ha— d-darling.”

So lost in his own pleasure, he’s getting his terms of endearment mixed up and you know he’s growing more desperate to make you cum in record time. At any moment now, someone could walk in, could catch him loving up on his wife and though he wouldn’t mind, he knows you’d be very upset and he just can’t have that, can he?

When your eyes meet his again, you know from the possessive glint that heats your skin up that he’s been writing KENTO’S over and over again, muttering it into your quivering hole like it could reach your very soul and mark you everywhere. 

“Only mine, sweetheart. All mine. Even when we have our precious baby. These,” he pinches a nipple through your tight white shirt, almost see-through from your perspiration, “will still be mine. I’ll just share, no? Because I’m such a good papa, aren’t I?”

You nod, promising whatever he wants. 

“Good. Now, cum on my fingers and then, we’ll make love against the door, is that alright, my love? We’ll practice keeping quiet too. You’ll get better, I’m sure. You’ve always been such a good girl. My good girl.”

[aniseandspearmint]

i'm just-

FUCKING SANDBAGS?!?!?!

that cannot even VAGUELY meet any kind of safety standard. This HAS to break laws, right? RIGHT?

never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes

[scarleart]

loser!tatted!ellie fucking the shit out of prissy!cheerleader!reader ╭( ๐_๐)╮like oh my goodness.

imagine her holding a dildo tightly in her completely tatted up right hand, pounding it in your poor seeping cunt over and over again. not letting up or giving you any breaks whatsoever. her face would be so, so close to your pussy. just watching every single movement she’s inflicting on you intensely. front row, front and center.

an occasional dribble of spit coming out between her lips to drop on your clit, only to remove the dildo from your hole to rub it into your pussy. slapping the toy onto your abused button.

she’ll rasp out a deep “fuck” at your jolts of movement due to your sensitivity. her lips spreading apart in the most beautiful addictive, evil little smirk. putting the toy back into you, giving your clit a little kiss. well maybe several kisses because its ellie.

“my god, baby. how you feelin” she’ll whisper up to you in awe, watching your perfect, heavily blushed face contort in the most gorgeous expression of pleasure. your hair messy but sitting on top of your head just right, lips swollen and bruised. just fucked out. and she knows just exactly how you feel, i mean cmon now. she’s fucking you so well like she always does, you would’ve never thought in your life the tatted up loser your friends would talk shit about would be so fucking good. your words would come out as dragged out whimpered blabbers, ellie understands though, she always does.

“e-els.. s’good, s’ good” is all you muster up, earning you a hearty chuckle from your girlfriend. she’ll smile with a questioned “yeah” in which you’ll tiredly nod to.

“gonna cum f’me baby?” ellie sweetly pecks your thigh, her haunting green eyes just boring into your almost closed ones.

“y-yes els, pleaseplease” whines were spewing left and right, your moans going up a higher octave once ellie starts sucking at your clit all while simultaneously fucking you with the dildo. ellie own moans leaving her from the taste of you on her tongue.

ahhh god…. i can’t anymore

[neonln4]

i found a good boy, and he's on my side | lando norris smau

lando norris x reader | a little bit of best friend!oscar

summary: when y/n's ex writes a messy song about her, fans push for lando to break up with her (he doesn't even consider it)

fc: sabrina carpenter

kind of a part 2 to what a coincidence, but you don't have to read part 1 for this to make sense

warnings: non-existent angst, lando very much in love with y/n, very brief mention of cheating (not lando), maybe some typos

note: y/e = your ex

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yourex Biting My Tongue out tonight

Finally sharing my truth

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user1 WE LOVE YOU Y/E

user2 ready for the tea 🍿

ynfan2 PLEASE LEAVE Y/N ALONE I BEG WE'RE OVER YOU

ynfan1 "sharing my truth" OHHHH BROTHER

user3 the y/n fans getting nervous

ynfan2 not nervous, sick of his lies

user2 perhaps y/n isn't as perfect as you think

user4 anyone else just here for the music

user5 @ yourusername YOU ARE SO OVER

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ynfan2 UNBOTHERED QUEEN

user2 is she just pretending her ex didn't drop a shady song about her

user6 lando still in the likes ... this is so sad

yourbff your reminder to not wear the red top this weekend

yourusername you've seen my outfits already TRUST there's no red in sight

landonorris that's my girl

ynfan1 MOTHER IS GOING TO SILVERSTONE

user4 how has lando not dumped you yet

user5 you really don't deserve lando

user3 HAS LANDO HEARD THE SONG YET? DUMP HER!!!

ynfan3 what's with all the loser hate comments

landonorris my girlfriend is sooooo leng now come give me a kiss

yourusername calm down

yourusername on my way tho

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landonorris a little summer fun

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user1 JEALOUS

yourusername who's the baddie

landonorris that's my girlfriend mate back off

ynfan2 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

user3 waiting for the dumping...

user4 crazy that they're still together

user8 i think some of y'all are a bit dramatic, the song wasn't even that bad and it's just his perspective

ynfan3 A LANDO FAN WITH A BRAIN

yourbff last pic i want her baddddd

landonorris so you don't want [redacted]'s number anymore?

yourbff WAIT I TAKE IT BACK

ynfan2 QUEEN Y/BFF FINALLY APPROVING OF ONE OF Y/N'S MEN

oscarpiastri you stole my best friend

yourusername we literally have plans next week

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yourusername is this thing on? 🎤

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ynfan1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO!!!!!

ynfan2 the last pic has me crying 😭😭 i just know she's about to be a menace

user2 if she's actually making a response song that's kinda pathetic

user3 right? her fans all say y/e is using her for fame but she's also doing it

yourbff let me hear it first

oscarpiastri i better get the link first

landonorris ignore both of them, i get first dibs

user1 THE DRAMA if she's making a response song lando better get out of there quick before he's her next victim

user4 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

ynfan3 all these haters camping on y/n's post omg she's so famous

ynfan4 WE LOVE YOU Y/N IGNORE THE LOSERS

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yourusername my turn🩷

surprise! planned to keep these in the vault, but i guess things change. 'vicious' and 'eternal sunshine' live performances out now on youtube! studio version out friday 💋

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landonorris proud of you love 🤍

yourusername 🧡🧡🧡

ynfan2 OH MY GOD NO WAYYYYYYY

ynfan3 "my turn🩷" THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR

ynfan1 love lando supporting her through it all that's a good man

ynfan4 SHE SPILLED Y/E IS SO DONE

yourbff i love you so much!!!

yourusername love you!!

user3 these songs are really good ... sorry for hating before

user1 some of y'all switching up in the comments, she could be lying!!

ynfan5 perhaps i misinterpreted the lyrics, but did y/e CHEAT ON HER???

ynfan3 pretty sure 👀

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yourbff LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH

ynfan4 THESE HAVE TO BE LYRICS

ynfan3 more lover girl music coming soon LET'S GOOOOOOO

ynfan2 y/n writing her two shady songs about y/e then going back to writing cheesy love songs for lando we love to see it

landonorris how i obsessively adore you 🤍

ynfan2 y'all they're quoting future lyrics right in front of our faces i just know it

user3 it's not looking like a break up any time soon

oscarpiastri answer my texts

yourusername sorry been busy 🤭

oscarpiastri disgusting

yourusername NOT LIKE THAT.

ynfan5 Y/NLANDO WILL ALWAYS PROSPER

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landonorris we are never breaking up btw

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ynfan2 LMAOOOOOO

yourbff i'll have to break all of your bones if you ever hurt her

landonorris the scary thing is that i actually believe that you would

oscarpiastri hurt her and your life is over

landonorris DAMN DID Y'ALL READ THE CAPTION OR NO

user3 they're kinda growing on me y'all ...

ynfan4 everyone say we love you mom and dad

user4 worst news of my life

user2 i'm gonna be forced to like her this is terrible

yourusername thank god

landonorris if you leave me i think that i just might lose it completely

yourusername don't ever quote my songs at me again