#OH MY GOD Y E S
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thinking fondly of you<3 want to ditch the kids and go to a winery this weekend? (drink some red wine(supernova))
also thinking fondly about jaytim. specifically, about how oftentimes we think of them as a slow burn… but you know what might make them a fast burn (an explosion?)?
one of them gets kidnapped and everyone thinks they’re dead:( but then they’re alive
Always, love, I'm sure they'll be happy to spend some time with their favorite familial babysitters, I'll give them a call tonight🍷💥
And OUGH. Yes. SUCH a classic action hero hurt/comfort trope, I'm always here for mortal peril being the trigger that forces a couple to realize what they mean to each other and that they WANT to take that chance!!
I am reminded strongly of one of feyburner's comics that I love so much... in this comic they were hooking up beforehand and this is the scenario that like. Makes it emotionally REAL for Tim and i love that sooo much... but also OwO
thinking about The Scenario:
One of them is kidnapped. Due to inspo in part from feyburner's comic, I'm thinking Jason. But it's been so long/the method in which he was taken leads everyone to believe that Jason's dead. EVERYONE. Tim included. Thinking that he's dead hits Tim harder than expected. Why? It doesn't make sense. I didn't even like him that much, what the fuck.
But he goes after the bastards who did it twice as hard, ridden by this sharp grief he didn't know he would feel. He's on a warpath. He's chasing down leads, shaking down goons, snapping at everyone that it doesn't matter that Jason's already dead this is about justice this is about vengeance this is about preventing it from happening again-- and finally finds the Organization's big base. Their big HQ.
Methodically he goes about tearing it down, one-man guerrilla style. As he moves through the complex, KO'ing goons, sabotaging weapons and computers, hell he might even rig this place to blow--
He picks up chatter about moving the 'livestock' and 'dealing with the troublemaker' and figures there must be human prisoners here. Possibly trafficking victims. He's been raising all kinds of hell, and security is just now going on alert as they find the evidence of his entry--
--when over one of the radios on the goons he just took out, Tim hears a very familiar and very alive voice taunting the Organization that he's out. They should have killed Jason when they had the chance.
Tim immediately factors Jason and the victims into his plans, gets in contact with Jason over the radio (full mission mode, no time for feelings or explanations yet) to work together on bringing this place down.
So by the time things are cleared up-- bad guys busted, victims rescued, base blown to smithereens-- Tim has been wildly coming to grips with the fact that Jason is alive after all and the confusing rush of emotions that's inspired in him, but Jason still has no idea that everyone thought he was dead.
So when Tim finally sees Jason in person, missing half his gear and still wearing the clothes he was snatched in, dirty and bloody and asking what took him so long-- he's not exactly thinking clearly, okay? Kissing him was a purely adrenaline/relief fueled action.
"Woah," Jason breathes once Tim gives him the chance. "What was that for?" "Thought you were dead," Tim muffles against the skin of Jason's throat. His pulse beats hard against Tim's cheek, his lips, sternly refuting the allegations. "Oh," Jason says, bowled over and bewildered. He's still holding Tim with an arm around his waist, his other hand cupping the back of his head, big and steady. "Well. I'm not." Tim squeezes tighter, his fists trembling in the back of Jason's shirt. Jason is solid, and warm, and alive-- and Tim might be in love with him. "Yeah," he apologizes. "Sorry. Had to check." Tim's clearly stumped him. "Huh." Tim doesn't let go. But neither does Jason. Jason clears his throat. "You know, I don't have the best track record with being alive after all," he says in a rambling tone so casual it makes Tim's chest hitch. "You maybe wanna... check again?"
#gotta be one of my favorite action hero romance tropes lolol#jaytim#don't worry wifey i am still brooding over that pirates au ask fjdlksjfsa i'm hoping to get to it another night i prommy <33#🍷💥anon#asked and answered#the vibe with this is absolutely tim only realizing how he feels after jason is ''''dead''''#and jason getting kissed within an inch of his life and going 'oh shit. u kno i never thought about it? but now that it's happening? y e s'#and then they have 'thank god you're not dead' sex on the plane home or smth lol#or if this is a more local HQ they have 'thank god you're not dead' sex at the nearest safehouse#tim cries it's great#my writing#didn't realize how long this was slapping a read more on it lol
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i am laughing so fucking hard i love this sm
now that i know it works i can do the other pocket too 😈😈
#this is such a great idea#oh my fucking god i’m gonna have interchangeable patches#fucking Y E S#punk#patch pants#fashion#patches#punk fashion#punk patches
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Ships that could have worked out if it wasn't for one (1) thing
#thinking about.......... ... ... the ships#bardven is fun bc it's SO perfect. nb and venti are perfect for each other#boy who wants to see the world and tell its story and wisp who wants to understand this boy#they're so perfect for each other venti lives in nb's image after his death and aaaaaaaaa#what could have been but nb dies !!#freemnce is a different fun bc honestly in canon they ARe perfect for each other#saviour of humanity + world's most compentent resistance fighter#projects my own love of alyx onto gordon freeman. and alyx definitely has a crush on gordon#they complement each other gordon the physicist and fighter. alyx tech genius who opens the way. for the opener of ways#so it's more of the not-yet-canon the could-be-canon that we haven't gotten to yet bc valve has yet to finish the series#and oh maiznae. my current beloved. that if they were in any other world. on each other's levels. they could work out so well#if sa y aka wasn't an idol and was just a normal girl. or if na egi had drive and his own thing#they could have worked out. i can see it. they could have been highschool sweethearts#sa akya who loves her friends and her bf and whose mental state is kinda still hanging on by a thread bc of her loneliness#and the two spend all their free time doing their hobbies hanging out together confiding to each other hanging on each other#or if na e gi also had his own thing and was as busy and driven as s a yaka#they could do better to match each other's relationship needs energy and Get each other and their lives#but instead as much as they like each other sa yaka ilves in such a different world from n aegi that.#of course she's ruthless enough to use him. and he's aimless enough he struggle to grasp the idea of such drive and ruthlessness#GOD i love them and think about them and how much they almost. so close to working. so much#meanwhile in a way even k irg ir i works better with nae gi bc she doesn't need him to match her life she just uses him when fit slkdfhslk#genshin talk#dr talk#and ya know what sure#hl talk
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invitation
#TXT#Tomorrow X Together#TXT fanart#SooKai#KaiBin#THAT ONE PART#no bc that cover was insane??? ot5 covering a seductive retro song by a female artist? oh my GOD Y E S#Choi Soobin#Huening Kai#my art
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yeah not touching the game again until someone makes a mod that gives all the natlan characters a skin color like kaeya's or darker
#genshin impact#and sumeru too tbh#jesus christ my dissapointment#“oh but the first natlan character they ever showed is dark skinned” oh yay such a difference to have 1 out of 4 characters so far like tha#sumeru was already on thin ice#and im praying to every fucking god that the leaks about murata having a conquistador design to not be true cuz MASSIVE Y I K E S
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anyways the best thing that’s happened to me since cutting my hair short is that i constantly get compared to male celebrities and characters
#‘your hair looks like 2012 harry styles’ ‘it’s giving 90s leonardo decaprio with the new cut’ ‘oh my god you look like the twink from ouran#high school host club’ ‘okay dan powell 2011’#like YES#Y E S#they are not all compliments but I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!!!!#BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#are they#y'know#the way breakdown(?)'s looking at bee is just#slightly fruity#yearning even#that or my long years on the internet has finally driven me insane#at first I thought that was Tracks and then I saw the Decepticon insignia and I was like Breakdown??? And then I was like STUNTICONS???????#God bless Earthspark#AL S O#T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S#Very glad that people who officially worked/work of tf media are weird about their faves as well (Thank you Nick Roche for delivering us)#ALSO ALSO.#T W I N K S H O C K W A V E .#Eagerly anticipating when all of Megatron's exes unite and try to kill him#AND OH MY GOFD I SLMOST FORGOT EJWJSK G R I M L O C K .#K I N G 👑 .#tf#earthspark#Transformers: Earthspark#transformers
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F/O Imagine/Question
Thinking about Adult Online Shopping with your F/O(s). Like, not even searching for toys to use together- you were just casually looking for something new for yourself, your alone time, and your F/O(s) just happen to walk by and get curious. Did they know before you that you masturbate? If not, how do they feel about it? Are they shy about looking at this stuff with you? Do they try to initiate funky time because of this? Are they cool an casual?
Now imagine actually going to the adult store with them XD
#yep this i s inspired by real events. my pink bullet has decided that it is Her Time and stopped working#so i'm in the market and OH BOY.#i'm sex positive but apparently i have some work to do still because some of this stuff is still pretty awkward to see 🤣#but like. this imagine is so fun XDD#like 👠cruella and me grimacing at the ones that actually look like fleshy veiny penises (no thank you not for me)#theorising with 🐊jim about what some on earth of them even do because they are NOT all self explanatory lemme tell you-#🖕otis knowing the answer to e v e r y q u e s t i o n. XD#F/O#F/O's#F/O Question#F/O Imagine#“👠oh god darling do you really want a disembodied penis in your home??”#“noo i cant say i do... at least they have various colours though... hey what do you this one does??”#“🐊surely- surely that goes in the- ”#“no way!- ”#“🖕yep that goes in the ass. i recommend this other one though- ”#XDDDD i dunno its just a fun casual chill thought!! XD#edit: OH I FORGOT ABOUT CALLAHAN📕#okay with him... i can see him possibly being pretty curious haha XD#like he's sitting right next to me telling me what to click on so he can read the descriptions XDD
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i knew it was happening and i still couldnt control my reaction at all. oh my god kmjrs we never lose
#i cant wait for them to become canon someday godbless#my bi4bi couple of my heart im sorry im sick rn#PUT WHATS MOST IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW IN YOUR HEART#AND ITS. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH#oneday i will write the longest canon compliant romance for these two ever . one day#ari watches s6#THEY LOVE EACVH OTHER SOO BAD#aristotle.txt#im sick sick im sorry like i ant#IVE BEEN WAITING Y E A R S TO SEE THIS GODDAMN ANIMATED#IM SIKCKKJFFDJ#ship stuff#kmjr#i dont talk about them enough. but oh my god
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dc brain rot anon here just to recommend @thepandaredd on tiktok for their batfamily content because I think you’ll appreciate the chaotic energy 😂
Nooooo omg I LOVE panda his batfam content got me through campaigning for REAL. My fave is the Batman who laughs meeting the batbros. Truly a piece of cinematic excellence. The timing, the angles. "Joker's wet dream?" Glorious.
#did i buy the pandaredd plushie yes and what of it#mans lowkey kept me alive in 2022#the panda is dating my deadpool bear btw#'oh that? that's the red light district's version of a joker/batman cosplay'#~S*t~o~R*y t~i*M*e~#i was very passively suicidal during my campaign#it was stressful i was working a full time job that was already stressful a part time job becoming increasingly transphobic and running#no one was helping me at all and i knew i wasnt going to win but i wanted to put effort in yaknow?#anyway when i got home from work i would sit in my car for 30ish minutes and i would either make tiktoks watch tiktoks or disassociate#and the thing is!#when you're that level of depressed the looping feature is a godsend#because you look up and realized you survived another ten minutes#and you feel a little better#because the video about clark Kent's secretary or two lesbian moms or the batfam on stakeout#distracted you for a little. made you LAUGH holy shit free dopamine#anyway i would just zone out and watch the same video like six times in a row#did that with dr glaucomflecken too lol#anyway yes i think panda is pretty neat#i survived 2022 through spite and tiktoks and clothing purchases#we are ALL on cassie patrol ALL the time she is a LITERAL fucking ninja GOD DAMN IT#same vibes as WFA#anyway have i made it weird yet?
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Tuvok’s intake of breath/slight straightening of posture when Janeway says she spoke to his family before she left....................................................I can’t speak
#yes this is important enough to merit its own post <- favortism#Janeway & Tuvok are so <3#you know that fanfiction trope where Kirk is like 'Spock please - we're in private. No need with this Captain stuff' ?#they are the COMPLETE opposite HEHEHE#Janeway (to her friend of twenty years): Hello Mr. Tuvok. / Tuvok: Hello Captain v_v <- just got done telling an ensign that HE knows the#captain would not appreciate being referred to as 'ma'am'#Janeway & Tuvok: what if 'you're right as usual' could be our always?? <- something's wrong with them#AAAAAAAAA 'they're worried about you' (Vulcans do not worry) 'they...miss you.' (...as I do them.)#Then Janeway immediately rising with her wide eyes and promising to get him back to them like she's making a blood oath AAAAA#H E ALREADY MISSED THEM. HE ALREADY MISSED THEM AND THE Y ALREADY MISSED HIM.#Tuvok is the 'I lived bitch' meme twiceover but specifically to T'Pel#Tuvok's goes undercover with the Maquis - The Maquis ship is lost - Voyager is lost - Voyager is found but thousands of light years away -#AND YET HE MAKES IT BACK TO HER IN THE END#NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN!!!! I'LL CRAWL HOME TO HER!!!!!!#Anyway Janeway and Tuvok would make a blood oath to each other about anything they are so dramatic and duty bound#O H MYGFUCKING GOD IS THAT NEELIX~!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!#HI NEELIX~!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 HIII!!!#Janeway (to some guy she found in a dumpster): My Name Is Captain Kathryn Janeway Of The Federation Starship V-#Also I love Neelix trying to act like 'oh there's just ONE thing really you could get me to make me cooperate...'#when the one thing is LITERALLY water...GIRL....!!!! HE 'S DYING!!!#me seeing the scene where Tuvok meets Neelix: WOOW just like leolaroot's moth to the flame music video!!#Tuvok's speech pattern my beloved <3#'I aSsure you that everything in thisrom HAS a specific fuuunctiooon.'#B'Elanna: (so scared she's literally shaking) Sorry I'm just freaking out bc I'm Klingon#BABY. GIRL. NO. YOU ARE /NOT/.#how she pronounces her name changes...here she says BAY-lanna instead of BUH-lanna#livetweeting
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finally, tablet pen
#furry#fursona#furry anthro#furry art#thenewtzart#art#my art#WE ARE SO BACK OH MY GOD#ITS BEEN Y E A R S
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what would that hatchetfield x homestuck crossover be like btw
I don't quite remember the idea
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Paradox space isn't the whole multiverse, but a region inside it with defined laws of metaphysics, just as Black and White with all universes connected to it(the laws are drastically different)
Between them is a big void, different from Void of Homestuck or whatever counterpart is in Hatchetfield(I don't remember if emptiness was discussed there). Yes, voids can be very different with different characteristics and this in-between can have a different names, such as Abyss or Ginnungagap.
It's extremely hard to get through it because it technically has no laws, no matter, no anything and thus nothing can keep a solid form
It can be fixed by enough not reality-warping, but reality-defying powers
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Like helding or BEING Ultimate Truth, not just conductor of Metaphysical Law, but The Law itself
And Lords in Black are all the Laws of Corruption, different aspects of it and thus can have a stable enough domain to cross the Ginnungagap
And from time to time they do(at least try, most of time, Webby won't allow them usually) and find themselves in Paradox Space
And there, they loose most of their powers... Not right wording. Their influence is not enough to warp reality that warps itself back, to redefine laws that have thousands or repairing systems and that always is overseen by being similar to them in terms of power(in other words, if everyone is a super, nobody is) and they fall from high universal level to city level
One day, Tinky sneakes into Paradox Space and began to make fun from destroying stable time in one city of Earth C. It was a huge ass anomaly that affected basically everything slightly connected to the city. Dave couldn't stand the fact that there is some idiot playing with Time believing that this is some Witch that awoken her title powers(it is possible without the game and was shown a few times in comic. It can't warp local-universal physics that much without the game tho) and now tries to revolt against rules of reality not understanding that by breaking them they'd kill everyone. He didn't know, tho, that it wasn't a Witch(bard would be closer, but not enough). The Time itself wasn't the one and only he would use in any spot of Paradox Space, but something different, less mechanical, more fluid, not defined and stable, but chaotic with no set of rules except for will of One behind it.
It would feel good, if the One wasn't so... Terrible. Dave was disgust
And now, Knight tries to adapt to new sword and navigate in Time-Storm to show that prick behind the curtain that nobody fucks with his Time, especially not to harm people.
The fight between weakened trickster-God and warrior-demigod with centuries of practice begins.
They are actually in the stalemate situation and none can win or escape another. That is, until Webby comes and help Dave to beat the shit out of her brother and takes that goat home
TL;DR. Tinky gets into Paradox Space. Meany Horrorterrors weakens him. He fucks with random city. Dave says that he can't fuck with random city. They begin conceptual fight. Webby intervain(is it the right word? Did I even spell it right?) and takes Tinky back to Black and White
#homestuck#hatchetfield#tinky#t'noy karaxis#dave strider#webby#Oh my gods i didn't write anything about homestuck in y e a r s#based on my feelings at least
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i am so excited about the new layton game im gonna cry. for context, this game was such a formative part of my childhood that thats where i picked my name from.
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sorry ive been dead. work got busy (ugh) n will prob be busy til january (ugh x2)
i am working on some tattoos... slowly. i finished scream movie posters so thats fun (need to take screamshots of them <3).
also working on simlish band t shirts but of bands i like (its a lot of hardcore and gabber rn bc unsurprisingly no one is making band ts of music that sounds like 50 computers being dropped down stairs... smh)
#one artist i listen to has 2 monthly listeners on spotify so its literlaly me and one other person and thats quite literally the funniest#thing to me#anyway this is obvi my way to find ppl w similar music taste hehe. hello everyone#come lsiten to my computer garbage....#everyone at work hate my music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also 1 800 PAIN will b in there. obviosuly. my love#them and death tour... obsessed rn...#i think more music should be weird and have 500 horrible sounds going on at once#oh my god i can make the D*E*S*T*R*O*Y shirt n live vicariously thru my sims... so mad that shirts sold out tis soooo cute#that song is so sexy i wish it was 20 hrs long#instead its 2 minutes long bc world hates me#sry for the long tags im having a time haha
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This but Blue and Twig
https://youtu.be/f3JJYH4RQAg
SPITS OUT WATER
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