#like 👠cruella and me grimacing at the ones that actually look like fleshy veiny penises (no thank you not for me) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

slashingdisneypasta · 1 year ago

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F/O Imagine/Question

Thinking about Adult Online Shopping with your F/O(s). Like, not even searching for toys to use together- you were just casually looking for something new for yourself, your alone time, and your F/O(s) just happen to walk by and get curious. Did they know before you that you masturbate? If not, how do they feel about it? Are they shy about looking at this stuff with you? Do they try to initiate funky time because of this? Are they cool an casual?

Now imagine actually going to the adult store with them XD

#yep this i s inspired by real events. my pink bullet has decided that it is Her Time and stopped working #so i'm in the market and OH BOY.#i'm sex positive but apparently i have some work to do still because some of this stuff is still pretty awkward to see 🤣#but like. this imagine is so fun XDD #like 👠cruella and me grimacing at the ones that actually look like fleshy veiny penises (no thank you not for me)#theorising with 🐊jim about what some on earth of them even do because they are NOT all self explanatory lemme tell you-#🖕otis knowing the answer to e v e r y q u e s t i o n. XD #F/O #F/O's #F/O Question #F/O Imagine #“👠oh god darling do you really want a disembodied penis in your home??”#“noo i cant say i do... at least they have various colours though... hey what do you this one does??”#“🐊surely- surely that goes in the- ”#“no way!- ”#“🖕yep that goes in the ass. i recommend this other one though- ”#XDDDD i dunno its just a fun casual chill thought!! XD #edit: OH I FORGOT ABOUT CALLAHAN📕#okay with him... i can see him possibly being pretty curious haha XD #like he's sitting right next to me telling me what to click on so he can read the descriptions XDD

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