#OH I HAVENT TAKEN MY MEDS

[curiosity-killed]

Not sure if it’s the hardcore bawling till my eyes were completely bloodshot last night or staring at a screen all morning or just generally being tired as fuck but my brain feels like it was forgotten in the oven at 400°

[archivedolon]

i think i love edg so much bc it is so wildly different from the regular aphelios flavors we get but it’s still so identifiable as phel…. no loose long hair, it’s so structured and short and WHITE all of his other skins keep with the deep black/blue tones and i adore it…. still the same silhouette of broad shoulders and trim waist but his scarf isn’t just pointed at the bottom and his weapons match the same silver filigree theme

[angelstrawbabie420]

u ever seriously wonder if ur gonna make it thru the year

[ear-motif]

midnight fic snippet. Will and Hannibal a couple days post-fall. They’re both adjusting perfectly why do you ask (sfw)

It was paradoxical, the way water reconstructed the dam around Will’s mind.

*

Three days adrift in a craft that was barely sea-worthy would be enough to make any man nauseous, but the constant shift from land to sea made Hannibal feel as though his brain was bobbing around in his skull like a toy boat in a bath. A useless little thing, plunking against the walls and being constantly capsized by erratic splashes.

Of course, Will was perfectly fine. Indestructible, if only in his body. Everything he did had internal logic, of course. But the edges were jagged; Will ripped his thoughts from the spiral-bound notebook of his mind only to leave tiny chunks of paper hanging on the spine. Like when he barked at Hannibal to get him scissors or a blade as soon as the sun had risen after their fall so that he could hack away at his beautiful curls while their little boat rocked back and forth. He sacrificed his hair so that he’d be less easily recognizable. Now, they would see a wild-eyed man with patchy, slashed-at hair instead of a wild-eyed man with bloodstained Botticelli curls.

He suggested that Hannibal do the same and crawled towards him with the knife. He crawled towards him with the knife that still had blood on it from anywhere really. Blood from a pig or from Hannibal or from Will. Or from Will. Will took a look at his boatmate’s green face and slid the knife over to him instead, thinking that his own predation was the problem. As if it ever could be.

Hannibal tried to cut his hair, but the world was tilting. He slashed his cheek instead.

[pentaghast]

oh my god it took me 3 playthroughs to get the joke about the delamain car called clarice. jfc

[lesbiantrish]

im soooo going to the psych ward

[sickviking-fr]

TFW you're really sick, getting sicker every day (overdramatizing the flu tbh) and then you cough really hard and your arms start vibrating (it hurts) but then remember you have AnimeCon tomorrow and start trying to gaslight yourself into not being sick, and chug 3 energy drinks cus you don't wanna call out from work when you already requested one day off this week (it was granted by accident but you bullied (cried about having never requested a day off before, you're a good boy/girl, you deserve one day) them into not taking it back) and you don't wanna be "That asshole" who takes a day off the same week that you requested a day off even tho your coworkers regularly take weeks off at a time, in fact your boss just was gone for a week last week and your coworker will be gone all next week but you feel like a POS deserving of the death penalty for taking two days for being sick and having An Event.

[puppetlooselystrung]

bro having a depression spike on april fools is not cool. ots like god saying april fools! youre the fool

[murmurmurl]

gay people are so annoying sometimes istg (me I'm gay people)

[carnivorousarcher]

this GENUINELY made my heart clench

do you think the iron swords say a little prayer to the chosen one before they open the door and slaughter the young boy, trembling, terrified in the corner?

[skeletxr]

Crazy finally finding a med that helps w my anxiety I'm looking at my mindset from just 2-4 months ago going "who was THAT bitch???"

[lindenattic]

dudes rock

[commonbard]

hm. i think something is wrong

[phagodyke]

completed the game btw 👍

laptop crashed on me trying to open elden ring the final straw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[star-dust-shark]

pjo incorrect quotes as things me and people I know have said on crack

Jason: these grapes are funky

Leo: these grapes are fucky

Leo: *drops sandwich, cries*

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Nico: I will never forget the fact that Piper and I where sitting together with headphones on and she looked up only to see me playing air guitar and head banging to whats my age again

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Solangelo: *kith*

Will: *walking away with a dorky grin*

Will: *almost gets hit by car*

Will: *gets home and screams into pillow for twenty minutes, then picks up diary and writes like five pages about Nico, then texts him for like an hour and a half and afterwards draydreams about him*

Will: hmm I think I might like Nico

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Leo: imagine having sex and someone moans like a hentai girl lol

Percy: *moans* KyAAaaaAAHHHhhhhhh

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Reyna: bro apologized like Colleen Ballinger

Reyna: like fuck off I hope you die

Percy: tOxiC GosSiP tRaiN

Jason: not a groomer

Leo: *hair flip* just a loser

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Piper: Im horny- I mean horngry- I mean- *cries*

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Nico: mentally I am a fifty year old man

Will: yeah totally not obvious mister motley crue

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Leo: jason

Leo: I have something to tell you

Jason: yeah?

Leo: Im gay

Jason: WHAT

Jason: NO WAY THATS CRAZY

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Annabeth: my wrist hurts

Percy: emooooooooooo

Annabeth: I literally sprained it wtf

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Hazel: no you cant commit mass genocide Nico

Nico: its pride month this is homophobic

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Reyna: okay how about we play the quiet game

Reyna: whoever wins gets my two dollars

Reyna: three, two, one, ghost town

Frank:

Leo:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Jason:

Nico:

Leo: *face red, fists clenched, rocking back and forth*

Everyone: *concerned looks*

Leo: I cant- IM A BITCH IM A BOSS IM A BITCH AND A BOSS AND I SHINE LIKE GLOSS

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Piper: your moms hot

Jason: lol what she ugly asf

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Will: im concerned with your eating habits, Nico

Nico:

Will: its very serious Im kinda scared

Nico:

Nico: womp womp

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Jason: would you suck my dick if-

Percy: yes

Jason:

Jason: if there was poison in it and I would die if you didnt

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Leo: ive learnt something interesting

Leo: my arm skin one day may be cut off and turned into a penis

Leo: therefore...

Leo: *bumps arm into Jason*

Leo: JESUS JASON STOP TOUCHING MY PENIS

Jason: WHAT

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*talking on tumblr*

Hazel: wyd

Frank: jus on tumblr and talking to you

Hazel: lol nerd imagine

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Hazel: *bats eyelashes* what does gyat mean

Frank: uhh It means generous young amazing t-

Leo: GORL YA ASS THEEK

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Rachel: Im so single

Will: skill issue? L ratio? no rizz? no game? no bitches?

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Percy: I havent taken my meds

Annabeth: oh no good gods

Percy: so that means

Percy: I will either try to kill myself orrrrr

Percy: like violently fuck someone

Jason: I volunteer

Jason: I volunteer as tribute

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Nico: hey girl *winks* r u a racoon

Nico: bc Im trash

Nico: *bursts into tears*

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Annabeth: *walks into bathroom, sees spider*

Annabeth: *yelps* oh

Annabeth: hello mister spider

Annabeth: youre not so bad

Spider: *moves*

Annabeth: FUCK NAH PERCY WERE MOVING PACK YO BAGS

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Jason: *hits knee* oh fuck- my knee-

Leo: okay

Jason: *scared* ur gonna fuck my knee????

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Thalia: I am now a tree a tree I am a tree is me

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Nico: im actually kinda insecure about my knees weirdly enough

Will: aww bb :(

Will: well I think you uh

Will: ...have beautiful knees???

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Nico: *jokingly* I can read your mind

Will: oh no

Will: oh shit

Will: thats not good

Nico: it cant be that bad

Will:

Nico: are these thoughts about me, per chance?

Will: WHAAAAT NOOO *hangs up*

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Leo: daddy hands, twig nerd bod

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Leo: im confused why can girls call their friends girlfriends but whenever I call Jason my boytoy twink malewife manwhore someone gets pissed

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Hazel: yeah, this guys really annoying me

Frank: ugh im gonna fist him

Hazel: ...

Frank: what

Frank: like beat him up?

Hazel:

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Percy: my friend thinks youre cute

Annabeth: what? who?

Percy: me

Percy: Im the friend

Percy: I think ur cute

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Nico: so weird when someone comforts you

Nico: like why

Nico: just lemme be a moody emo brooding sad angsty depressed boy for a bit

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Piper:

Leo:

Piper:

Leo:

Piper:

Leo: *in toad voice* BItCH i SaiD wHaT i sAiD iD rAthEr bE FaMoUs InsTeAd iD LeT aLL Of ThAt GeT To MY heAd I DonT cArE ILL pAinT tHe ToWn ReD

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Nico: *crafting with scissors*

Percy: *walks in*

Percy: what are you doing

Nico: ...crafting?

Percy: oh okay I thought you where cutting yourself

Nico:

Nico: IM MAKING A HELLO KITTY ART PIECE

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Leo: *glares*

Frank: *glares back*

Frank and Leo: *glaring at eachother*

Leo: omg I just felt sparks

Frank: DUDE STFU WTF

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*sees gay porn*

Will: thats it im homophobic

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Nico: so I wrote this song

Nico: *adjusts mic, positions guitar*

Nico: *deep breath*

Nico: *strums single chord* my whole family died

Nico: thank you, thank you

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Nico: just realized the only physical contact Ive had in like a whole month was Leo dabbing me up

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Jason: straights ask why theres no straight pride month but like

Jason: isnt there a toyota month or smth

Jason: id say that works

[hana-bobo-finch]

whoops it’s time for Nelle Dobbs and Yorke headcanons because these three little bundles of joy didn’t get enough time to shine and I am So Normal about them

DOBBS:

• He got his scars from a duck attack. More specifically Elizabeth. It was one of many issues between him and Charlie that led to them going separate ways

• Him and Charlie don’t actually have much ill will for one another, but they don’t like each other either. Mostly due to the duck attack. They both blame each other for it

• Oldest of the group by a good decade or so

• Prides himself on being the dad-friend of the group. In fact he would probably try to adopt Yorke and Nelle as his own children if given the chance. Yorke and Nelle would absolutely hate being adopted by him.

• He’s somewhat mysterious. Does he have a family? Where does he live? Does he have a job outside of treasure hunting? He won’t tell you that but he WILL tell you the best place to get a fake ID

• He runs an extremely amateur treasure hunting organization. He’s less of his workers’s boss and more so just their buddy

• He advertises his treasure hunting business like it’s an MLM (stuff like DO YOU WANT TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND WORK ANY HOURS YOU WANT. GET RICH FAST WITH THIS EASY JOB. Blah blah stuff like that)

NELLE:

• actually a very distant relative of Brittany, but she ended up getting taken in by BRITTANY’S GAY AUNT (auntie bea) and everyone just acts like they’re mother and daughter

• what happened to her actual parents? Who knows? Who cares? She certainly doesn’t.

• wherever she is on the family tree, the specific side she was born in was much more aristocratic than the rest. Even though she lived with Bea for most of her life she still has that classiness she wants to uphold

• doesn’t like Brittany very much. Mostly because Brittany and auntie Bea are so close. She has a deep rooted fear that Brittany will “steal” her mom away. NO Brittany that is MY mother you have your OWN, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

• uses big words for no particular reason. It seems like she’s trying to sound smart but she’s just a living thesaurus and naturally talks like that

• Once dyed her hair to match auntie bea’s dyed hair but immediately regretted it

• basically blind without her glasses but somehow went a majority of her life without them. Also somehow got halfway through med school before she realized oh, it’s actually very hard to perform surgery when you can’t see. Miraculously those first few glasses-less surgeries went smoothly

• she’s aroace. My reason is BAM aroace beam I can project onto characters all I want

• can list every dog breed in alphabetical order

• She has a ton of encyclopedic knowledge and facts memorized but she lacks basic wisdom sometimes. If someone doesn’t keep an eye on her she WILL do something stupid

• tried to smuggle the ancient sirehound on the SS shepherd to take home. It…didn’t work, obviously

• Chronically tired. But at this point she’s just used to it (WHAT NOOOOO I’M NOT PROJECTING AT ALLLLL ITS NOT LIKE I HAVENT FELT WELL RESTED IN YEARS WHAT NOOOOO)

• that being said she completely zonks out when she does sleep. There’s no waking her up. She becomes completely dead to the world.

• Takes her work way too seriously. To the point where she basically sees people as animals. She can easily lug people around as if they were a dog or something. Also accidentally slips into talking-to-a-scared-animal voice sometimes

• earns a lot of money from being such a prestigious vet but has absolutely no idea what to do with the money except for buying more pet supplies

• and to add onto that she has way too many pets. Way too many. But that space dog she found begging for scraps CANNOT be taken to a shelter it must come with her because that is her new best friend

• has a hard time making friends. Even if she likes someone she can’t get attached easily. But when she does get attached she gets VERY attached

YORKE:

• he has a twin sister who he’s a few minutes older than. Her name’s Terri because YORKshire TERRIers. DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU GET THE JOKE. ITS A FUNNY DOG PUN. LAUGH. LAUGH AT MY PUN I SPENT A WHOLE 10 SECONDS COMING UP WITH TH—

• they don’t have much in common but at the same time they would die for each other

• he’s about 10 years older than alph

• gets along best with alph because of their shared interest in engineering

• He gave Alph the nickname airhead due to alph’s absentmindedness. every brother deserves a mocking nickname

• tries to prevent his siblings from knowing about the food crisis as much as possible. With very unconvincing lies. But he’s trying. (nooo we didn’t skip dinner because of a planet-wide crisis, it’s because the big evil Fruit Gobbler Fairy stole it all. Maybe if you did your homework this wouldn’t have happened. She only steals the food of naughty children who don’t do their homework on time)

• (small tw for disordered eating) Barely eats anything in order to make sure his family can have enough. It is absolutely not good for him please get the boy some fruit he’s not ok

• has been working a variety of jobs, mostly night shifts, since he was 15 to earn a bit more money for food. His family would be well off due to drake’s engineering background but THERE ARE TOO MANY CHILDREN TO FEED

• Speaking of too many children, Yorke was pretty much forced to act as a third parent. Please give the boy a break I know I’m making this all up but PLEASE GIVE THE BOY A BREAK.

• Started presenting androgynously as a way to rebel against Society™️ and His Parents™️ but then he realized oh. I like it better this way

• huge softie, huge huge huge softie. Cries extremely easily but he can just casually have a conversation while tears are pouring out of his eyes. He’ll never lose that neutral expression even when crying his eyes out

• very overprotective. If someone insulted his little brother he will track them down and threaten them. Even if they’re a child.

• he would get a ton of piercings but he faints just being poked by a sewing needle. And when he faints he FAINTS. it’s not just a quick black out and he’s fine, he falls straight to the ground and will spend a minute going in and out of consciousness and the next half hour in a puddle of sweat too weak to move

• has already accomplished a ton in life because he had to grow up so quickly. At this point he’s just finishing side quests

that is all goodbye I love my little alph Brittany and Charlie ripoffs <333