#OH HELPPPP

[magpod-confessions]

the name on my fake id is Hazel Rutter and i find it very funny that i have not yet been caught for it. i do however live in constant fear that ill be asked for id by a tma fan

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[kellterntempest]

do you think they explored each other's bodies while hiding out in the mobile underwater crab base

[emotsper]

Hi!!!!!!!!

You’re like the szai person on tumblr, and even tho I’ve been playing proseka for like two years, I still don’t read a lot of the stories………

So as the certified szai tumblr person, since you kinda own the tag, would you like to explain to me why szai is such a popular ship? I really didn’t read much of anything…

Have fun!!

let me be brief (1/350) (no bc its actually gonna be a long ramble. apolocheese.) (also sorry if formatting is awful im a mobile user and I literally just type whatever)

FOR REAL THOUGH. PLEASE JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND READ MMJ MAINSTORY...... not only its a good source of szai cocaina you get to experience the entire mmj mainstory. i was normal before mmj mainstory and i was less normaler after mmj mainstory.

it simply went even more downhill when i read tenshi no clover. genuinely the one event story that first made me cry (second one was ice drop event but thats a bit biased)

okay now lets get to the main meat of it. szai.

admittedly i was kind of normaler early on but one of my tipping point was Chasing the radiance event especially chapter 7. please read/watch it. please. this specific chapter sent me into my trip of insanity when it comes to szai. it also opened my eye to specific scenes in their side stories/mmj mainsto that i skimmed early on especially bc im a jp only player so fan tls may not be super accurate back then 💔

to start off, airi was a girl that was often made fun of for being tomboyish, and seeing idols for the first time made her feel a glimmer of hope that maybe she can also bring hope to other people. she finally manages to reach her goal and became an idol after several of failed auditions (very deserved especially after her hard work) while shizuku became an idol purely out of luck from the idol grand prix context her friends convinced her to join 😭😭 From the start their relationship feels a little bit doomed with how jealousy is kind of unavoidable from airis side. but against all odds, you get to see airi go to shizuku and cheering her up by giving shizuku her towel and telling her to wipe those tears especially with such a pretty face like hers (MACHINE CLANG CLANG RACK SFX) they are so crazy for this. especially when you realize that shizuku kept the towel until now. (the towel is her area upgrade item)

from this point, airi thought nothing much of shizuku yet other than her being her new rival (and that shes rly pretty) but shizuku sees airi as her main reason to keep going in this idol stuff at that time, and that was enough.

(okay purely for this next part im forgetting a bit so do remember it may not be fully accurate 🙏)

after training minori for awhile, szai went thru a mini divorce arc where airi was telling minori that being an idol isnt all fun and games and that minori should consider quitting, continuing on with how she flopped in the industry bc she was more popular as a reality show figure. but shizuku disagreed and kept saying how airi was an idol through and through and that she shouldn't have quit, but that just tipped airi off and she shouted at shizuku, unloading all her pent up jealousy that she had for awhile now. iconic as hell scene in the most angsty way possible.

u can easily tell this wasn't received well by shizuku. at all. airi you done fucked up. shizuku left her idol group the next day.

(addendum i forgot to add. shizuku truly believed that airi was the first and if not, the only person who sees shizuku as shizuku hinomori herself, without all the idol filter that people plastered on her. so when airi admitted that she was jealous w shizuku getting everything good in the industry, that basically broke shizuku. (color of myself is a nice one to read when it comes to this 🙏 also the i am we are event is a crazy good conclusion to shizukus current arc))

at this point airi realizes just how much shizuku was influenced by her past actions without her fully knowing about it. girl you done fucked up.

this scene is still one of the biggest and strongest kryptonite for szai fans. especially with what happens after.

after confronting shizuku about her choice knowing full well its airis fault, airi, angry at herself, goes immediately to cheerful*days training place (she knows the place since theyve kinda shared the spot iirc) while the rest of mmj follows. she started threatening arisa and almost threw punches but she held back and told the rest of cheerful*days that shizuku is more of an idol than everyone in the room (i may be hallucinating this one. do lmk)

they finally leave the place, and both apologies to each other. at the same time, they both admitted that they were each others idol

and then shizuku goes to tackle hug airi. what the queer

that only concludes the mainstory section btw. upon realizing it may be too much of a recap instead of actual explanation ill be brief w the rest of it (keep in mind i dont read EVERY szai story, just ones i was made aware of bc im playing on jp and story content is a bit harder to see/consume)

Main szai crazies for szai fans

1. chasing the radiance ch7. airi yet talks again about how shizukus hands are slender and elegant while hers are short and chubby (she compared her hands to a manju) and shizuku was mad at her about this and went on a long tangent about how airis gentle hands were the ones who pushes minori and shizuku forward when they think they couldn't.

this is probably the fifth time ive read this story and it still gets me. i hate these fruitsssss. please read the full chapter ive linked it near the start this chapter is so special to me.

2. my ideal idol (airi 5, jp only event for now)

Bro i Dont Even Know What Else To Say. Just Look At This Card

but if we're being serious . lets talk about this one specific card and the story shall we.

this card was a blast to the past; pre-mmj szai again.

we start off with present mmj getting ready for their turn in the joint performance with a new junior idol group that they were paired with. airi was a bit nervous and shizuku noticed it. so she offered to do something that would hopefully lessen the nervousness for both of them. shizuku softly puts her head on airis back and whispered several word of encouragements. shizuku reminisces to the past.

pre-mmj szai. shizuku was very nervous as she was waiting for her first performance ever as an idol. airi was also there, and it was going to be her first too. airi shows up to say hi to shizuku but she noticed that shizuku was really nervous and at the verge of crying. airi knew she had to do something and told shizuku to turn around, shizuku did. shizuku lets out a little surprised yelp as she feels airis hands and head pressing against her back. she could hear airi muttering some encouragement but we never get to hear what the words were, only that shizuku thought about how warm airis hands were. (i need to be euthanized)

back to the present, shizuku says that she hopes that this gesture can somehow "repay" for what airi did to her back then. i think im losing it. sorry

OKAY IM DONE IM DONE ITS ALMOST 1 AM MY BRAIN IS NOT GOING TO WORK ANYMORE IF I KEEP TYPING..... my brain can handle so little. anyways i hope this wall of text ramble can convince u to read mmj mainsto and consume more mmj stories........ i admit its not perfect or whatsoever bc i haven't read the mmj mainstory for awhile and i have a wee memory issue thats paired with my deafness so. yeah. enjoy. haha.

[kabra-malvada]

H. H... H E L P M E S H E I S...

S O H O T-

[borgialucrezia]

"He's spent the entire time being picked upon and bullied by the family. I think personally from where Juan stands he sees the hypocrisy in the family, how they can do one thing and say another. As far as Juan is concerned he's always had the best interests of the family at heart, however misguided that might be and doesn't quite comprehend why nobody understands that. Nobody seems to understand that what he does, he does for the betterment of the Borgia clan and never waivers from that. He does that in ways that perhaps aren't sanctioned by the church or sanctioned by family law."

[i-ate-your-dog-srry]

Crowly is here to teach an important lesson

[drakizeisig]

New bsd chapter spoilers!! (I think)

Man, why is Fyodor's face so funny here 😭😭😭

I almost disintegrated into atoms from laughing when I saw him help 😭😭😭

[mccartny]

i wonder what ingredient god used in the making of paul mccartney for him to be so yummy

[sirjacobthomaskiszka]

AH HELP PLEASE

[nephilimbrute]

HELLO??????????????? OH MY GOD THEY'RE COMING BACKKKKKK

[simcardiac-arrested]

and a dollar for the bus back home

[hella1975]

day so bad u go hmm what if i watched brother bear

[blu-ish]

BLU STORY TIME GUYS

I just had the WILDEST encounter of my life, (well its definitely on the list anyways hsjshsj).

My class just ended, and my friends and I are chatting about what we're gonna do for our final, after school, etc. AND SOMEONE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND IS LIKE--

"Is that a dog?"

Turns out the dog was a coyote-- living in Arizona, you see them a lot! But they're pretty shy, so they don't come around people unless their looking for food. My campus has TONS of wild jack rabbits and bunnies, so it made sense why it came over.

Since I, again, LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND SO DOES MY CAMPUS.. we have LOTS of empty land so the coyote was a distance away but not unnoticeable.

I wanted to investigate cuz, well I was waiting for my ride so what else was I gonna do? The books in the library could wait lmao

So I wobble outside in mah boot, and start looking for the coyote. It's still there, sniffing around, so I kinda just observe it quietly.

I walked to the shaded area, the campus is decorated in a way where there's cacti here and there (in the shade too) so that you have to walk around to see what's on the other side.

I END UP WALKING STRAIGHT INTO ANOTHER PERSON WHO WAS ALSO WALKING AROUND TO SEE THE COYOTE--

They were a campus security guard, they looked around my age but a little shorter. They said they were watching the coyote to make sure it didn't get to close, they apparently just moved to the state last year and had NEVER seen one before.

So my dumbass, starts talking about coyotes for like 10 mins, then we started sharing our dog photos. THEN WE STARTING TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES-- LONG ASS STORY SHORT THEY ARE A HUGE SONIC FAN AND I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE NORMAL.

The coyote is LONG gone, and were still talking and laughing. That had to be the world record for how fast I made a friend from being stupid.

WE SAT THERE FOR ALMOST AN HOUR, AND I CHECK MY PHONE TO DISCOVER I HAD 5 MISSCALLS FROM MY FATHER ALONG WITH HUNDERDS OF TEXTS AND I KNEW I WAS A DEAD WOMAN WALKING--

Had to cut the convo short, and I sped walked away.

I DIDNT GET THEIR NUMBER I FORGOT TO ASK AND THEY TOLD ME THEY HAVE A TUMBLR SO IF YOUR ON HERE HELLO AND IM SORRY--

[smile-files]

i'm fighting every urge to headcanon nickel as a trans butch lesbian egg... and i'm losing...

[borgialucrezia]

"Confession and lies are one and the same. In order to confess, one tells lies. One cannot express what one is, for that is precisely what one is; one can communicate only what one is not, that is, lies. Only in the chorus there may be a certain truth."

— Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka, 1910-1923.

[quaranmine]

today my brain temporarily forgot the word shopping center and autofilled it with....shopping district 😭