#OH GOOD CHRIST IN HEAVEN
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transtabletop ¡ 3 months ago
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it's genuinely unfathomable the level on which we are completely and utterly fucked in every conceivable way in my lancer campaign
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friendrat ¡ 1 year ago
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The problem with the church today is that so many "Christians" do not actually believe in redemption.
#unironically christian#i say this because of all the people who make comments about people's testimony#like saying they don't believe that only fans girl who was saved and baptized was really saved#like... reading through the comments it becomes clear that the “Christians” don't actually accept her#like... my brother in Christ... your good deeds are as worthy as my used pad#that is straight up in the bible#you are not better than her and you do not deserve redemption more than her#her salvation is between her and God#and yes... you say that time will reveal her fruit and you are correct#but guess what#ananias was called to extend a hand to paul *before* his fruit showed#and he was a frigging serial killer who was out for ananias's blood the week before#you do not get to pick and choose which converts you get to except#you are not God and thank heavens for it because if you were we would all be doomed#*deep breath*#i am just so sick of this... farse... that Christianity has become#Christians need a wake up call#oh! and and when you act like its impossible to accept that she could be saved you belittle God's power#you call into question Jesus's blood and it's ability to cleanse and if that is false your salvation is worthless!#also also you go against the things clearly written in the Bible while wearing the title of Christian#which means you are misrepresenting God's nature and intentions which means you are breaking the command to not take the lord's name in vain#wow... i thought i was done at the deep breath... guess not😅#rat rants
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flugame-mp3 ¡ 1 year ago
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what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.
#theo.txt#spn#charlie#spn spoilers#spn 10x21#almost none of the women who've gotten fridged on this show have deserved it but still#good god this one made me especially angry#why do you use this character for a plot point and then ship her off somewhere. to oz or to the afterlife. so often?#she was such a cool character with a good story that i enjoyed and related to and THIS is what they did with her?? and from my perusing she#doesn't even really come back like bobby occasionally does?? and his death. while devastating to me as somebody who really liked him. still#felt WAY better than this#sorry i ended that episode with my jaw on the fucking FLOOR oh my god. /neg#what did she have to die for? where is that post about female characters dying so male characters can feel sad but it's a gifset of all the#bullshit ass deaths of women on supernatural#i love the show fucking obviously but jesus h christ.#but also you know what. having the context that i have. still a fucked up thing to say but i see why dean says That to sam now during#charlie's funeral. it IS an interesting look into how they respond to the other one violating their wishes/freedoms and into their larger#dynamic actually! but thats not what this post is really about#wow. i am actually livid. poor fucking charlie.#if she was like a sister to the winchesters how about you bring her back huh? how about you revive her? jesus christ#i wonder what her heaven is like. i hope its dnd and movie night with the girls#i took a little break mid-typing this to see if i was just being insane and angry but no the super wiki has a whole section about the fan#outrage at charlie's death and the discussions it furthered about the show's misogynistic tendencies#and you know what? good!#ok anyway. im going to go browse charlie art and feel abnormal now.#supernatural#charlie bradbury
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ahopefulbromantic ¡ 27 days ago
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OhohoHOO we are SO BACK
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gelarshiesprofruitboarder ¡ 2 months ago
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hi who was gonna tell me about tge chappell roan vampire photoshoot
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fearandhatred ¡ 11 months ago
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megullumverrr ¡ 1 year ago
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me looking up the lyrics to coin locker baby
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aromanticasterisms ¡ 2 years ago
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feeling so fucking normal about kaeya's hangout. btw
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aggggghhh ¡ 3 months ago
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tylenol 🤘
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pixiesnooze ¡ 9 months ago
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SAVE ME SEXY BEAUTIFUL LADY WITH A GUN SAVE ME SAVE ME
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s0dium ¡ 10 months ago
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Warning: Literal pussy drunk Toji, fingering, oral
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Toji Fushiguro fucking can't stop eating pussy.
Correction. He can't stop eating your pussy. Addicted? Try whipped. Right now, at this moment, Toji thinks he must have died and gone to fucking heaven. His tongue darts out to wet his lips because oh god he is practically drooling right now at the sight of you spread open. He knew you where beautiful but Jesus christ. He releases one of your thighs to spread your wet folds with his pointer and thumb, pupils dilating at the sight of your tight hole clenching around nothing.
"Toji pl~"
Toji doesn't let you finish the sentence because he is already on you, his eager hot mouth enveloping your twitching clit, licking and sucking. His tongue flattens, softly lapping at your sensitive pearl before swirling it around, fast and gentle enough to have you whining.
"So good baby" He groans into your pussy, "Taste so good." Toji's mouth is greedy on you, licking and sucking like you are the last meal he will ever have. You are losing your mind right now, the feeling of his wet soft tongue on your clit has your toes curling from the electric arrow of pleasure dancing through your body.
"Toji please, nghhh so good..."The intense, burning pleasure building in your core causes your back to arch off the bed, slowly spreading throughout your body. Hesitantly, you glance down at Toji below you, and the sight alone has you clenching. In any other situation, you would guess that Toji the one being pleasured; his black hair sticks to his forehead, spit and your juices smeared around his mouth, strong big hands grasping onto your thighs for dear life, and dark green eyes glued to your sopping wet pussy. His ears are bright red at the sounds you are making, the sultry whines and desperate moans.
He wants more.
He wants to make you feel more.
Without a warning, he slips two thick fingers into your tight hole and curls. It's perfect. The feeling coursing through you is so perfect you want to cry.
Your jaw goes slack and your whole body quakes as pleasure rakes your entire body. Your brain feels fuzzy and you let yourself fall into the euphoria.
"One more for me baby? Please?"
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collectedbooks ¡ 2 years ago
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i've poked around and added a slightly canon-divergent season 2 verses to my about / verses page!
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deathsmallcaps ¡ 1 year ago
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Ok when I reblogged this last night, I picked 3rd because that’s what I’ve heard, but I also said maybe a little bit #4? Because at the time I thought ‘well something not really mattering to you = a sort of rejection” so I was a little confused as to how they were separate options?
And then when I woke up and I saw this I remembered that the ‘rejection’ idea was an antisemitic talking point. As in supposedly you saw the undeniable truth of Jesus and were like nah.
So I’m not sure how else it could’ve been worded - it was quickly visible to me after a good night’s sleep - but I wonder how many other people were thinking similarly to me when they picked #4, and how many are genuinely antisemitic. But I hope there’s just a lot of confused people.
#culturally Christian#I’m kind of agnostic but I do swear pretty religiously and kind of believe in Jesus and such just sort of out a habit. like if something#more convincing comes along I’ll go with that but currently I just have trouble with the idea the universe started spontaneously#I imagine more that there’s a higher figure and he’s been running experiments on an infinite amount of universe#like multiverse theory where every little decision splits the timeline etc#and occasionally he throws in stimulae like prophecies or small bits of him so that he can see what will happen#if something good happens to#me that I had no control over#like a free parking space or meeting a dog by chance#I send a kiss up to him just because I kind of want my thanks distributed but I don’t know to who? so I figure if he’s an honest guy#he’ll do other people favors too#also every time I see a dead animal on the side of the road I send it a kiss because i fervently wish that they died instantly and are#up in heaven and never have to worry about anything again#but otherwise yeah#my family stopped going to church when I was 4#I just remember liking to play with the holy water you were supposed to put on your forehead#and also the church had a really nice low stone wall that I liked to hold onto my mom or dad’s hands as I walked along the top#they’re divorced (not the catalyst to lack of church) so it was always either one or the other#my grandmother gave me a children’s bible and we still celebrate Christmas#so I know a lot of stories from#the kids bible I was given had a lot of bible stories in it and i enjoyed reading it but it felt like an anthology/book of fairy tales to me#more than anything. and ofc when I was little I heard lots of Christmas star#stories both secular and religious. I avoid Christmas media mostly as an adult because it’s so overblown but I figure I’ll share it with my#kids. my favorite Christmas movie of all time is about a cow who wants to become one of Santa’s reindeer and fly. it’s called#Annabelle’s wish it’s pretty cute. I think it falls under a secular Xmas movie but I haven’t watched it in a bit#we also celebrate Easter but I think that’s more because my mom really likes compiling the baskets of candy and spring themed stuff#and of course the Christian channels were always free whenever my family couldn’t afford ‘better’ tv. I enjoyed them but preferred pbs kids#because they were less preachy about their morals and I was more familiar with them.#oh also when I make I wish I address it to god out of habit.#about to run out of rags but whatever. my favorite religious swear that definitely pisses people off is ‘Jesus Christ on a pogo stick’
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wolfbaitbf ¡ 3 months ago
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"i want a baby..." i whine from my spot on your chest, my face buried in the crook of your neck. you're on your phone, hardly paying me any mind as we lie in your bed.
"why the fuck would you want one of those?" you reply, finally looking away from your phone and down at me. "besides, not like you're gonna get one. neither of us have the parts for it, stupid."
i whine into your neck again. of course we don't, and i know that, but why should that stop us from trying? it shouldn't.
"can't we at least try? please? it might work this time!" i sit up some, caging your head in with my arms on either side of your pillow. now im in your way, which is more annoying than anything, all things considered.
"christ," you roll your eyes at me, at my pleading expression. the idea of actually getting me pregnant is ridiculous to you, but you know well that if i don't get my way, i'll have a fit. your phone is set aside on the bedside table, both hands giving my hips a soft squeeze.
"fine. just know you're a brat. go get my dick since you want it that bad," one of your hands slaps my ass, making me gasp and turn a little red. your expression is amused, especially as you watch me scramble off your bed to grab the strap-on from the dresser.
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im loud when you fuck me, almost obnoxiously so but in an endearing way. mostly because you love me. putting me in a mating press was my idea, but you love it regardless. the visible bulge in my stomach from your cock makes both our heads spin. it feels too good. my hands grasp the sheets below, my knuckles turning white from the intense grip.
"b-big brother! oh fuck, big brother," i moan, eyelids fluttering when the thick, silicon tip of your cock meets my cervix. though you're panting from exertion, the sound of skin slapping and squelching filling the air, you manage a smug grin.
"better start calling me daddy if we're gonna have a baby, huh, bubs?" you say, and my walls squeeze tight. i get louder as you continue fucking me, your nails digging into the backs of my thighs, the pain adding to my pleasure. our pleasure. i dont need to respond, you know im in heaven just from being under you.
"cmon, baby bro, make me a daddy."
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im wet now. - angel
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wvyik ¡ 1 month ago
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signed, sealed, seduced. d.w. ⋆˚࿔
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dean winchester x fem! reader
ᰔ summary: she’s high-maintenance, deadly, and doesn’t take shit from anyone; especially not from dean. but when their worlds collide, the hunt becomes personal… and a whole lot more complicated.
⤿ warnings: mdni!! explicit content, (i couldn’t help myself) tons of sexual tension, mild explicit content, cursing, dirty jokes, fluff + filth combo, (because why settle for one?), some light violence, a sprinkle of possessiveness, lots of playful banter, reader is so bela talbot coded, frenemies to lovers.
⤿ notes: thank you anon for the request!! im happy to oblige, such an awesome idea btw >ᴗ< think mr. & mrs. smith meets supernatural with just a pinch of unholy sexual frustration.
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The first time you ever met Dean Winchester, he tried to shoot you.
In his defense, you had just scammed a warlock out of a cursed amulet that he’d been trying to track for three weeks. In your defense? He was being a little bitch about it.
“You stole it,” he’d growled, all puffed chest and righteous fury.
You’d just smiled, blood-red lipstick flawless, one perfectly arched brow lifting. “I acquired it. Stole is such a blue-collar word.”
He hated you instantly.
They say hate is just the other side of passion. Dean’s starting to believe it. Every time you roll your eyes, every time you sass him, every time you bend over in that tight little pencil skirt that definitely wasn’t accidental— he gets closer to just snapping and pinning you to a wall.
And you know it.
You flirt like it’s war. Batting your lashes just to watch him sweat. Dropping dirty little one-liners that leave him choking on air.
“So serious, Dean. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying not to get hard.”
He whips his head toward you. “Jesus Christ.”
“Oh relax,” you hum, leaning your head back against the seat. “I’m not gonna jump you. You’re not my type.”
He scoffs. “Good.”
You glance at him from the corner of your eye. “I like men who at least pretend they don’t want me. It’s more fun when they break.”
You’re a ghost in the hunter world. No last name. No phone number. Just rumors and red lipstick. You’ve sold hex bags to demons and then double-crossed them for hunters. You flirted your way through vampire nests and stole angel blades from under Heaven’s nose. Nobody knows whose side you’re really on.
That’s your whole thing.
Dean hates that it turns him on.
The job takes you to Louisiana. Swamps, heat, and the kind of cursed object no sane hunter touches without gloves, prayers, and a last will and testament.
It’s an old Creole relic. An amulet that traps souls in a loop of violent death. You’ve seen it before. Once. You didn’t walk away clean.
Dean doesn’t ask about it.
You don’t offer.
Instead, you two ride down in the Impala, sniping at each other the whole way. He complains about your luggage (“We’re not staying at the goddamn Ritz!”) and you call his music “sad divorced dad anthems.”
But underneath the sarcasm, something’s shifting. You catch him looking at you longer. Laughing under his breath at your jokes. And when you fall asleep in the car, head resting against the window, he doesn’t say anything. Just glances at you, once, and turns the music down.
The house is cursed, because of course it is. Two people already dead, one missing, and a sulfur trail leading straight to the basement.
You go in first. Dean protests, obviously.
“You’re not bulletproof, you know.”
You glance over your shoulder, smirking. “Neither are you. But I look better while risking my life.”
He doesn’t argue.
Not out loud, anyway.
Inside, the air is heavy. Thick with bad energy. The kind that sticks to your skin. Dean’s right behind you, flashlight sweeping, gun drawn. You’re holding a small dagger you stole got from a Haitian priest once. Dean always makes fun of it— until it saves both your lives.
Which it does.
Twice.
“You okay?” he breathes after the second time, chest heaving.
You glance at your bleeding shoulder and shrug. “Ruined another blouse. Guess you’ll have to buy me a new one.”
He glares at you, then rips part of his flannel and presses it to the wound. “Stop joking.”
You blink. His hands are warm. His voice is serious. “You could’ve died,” he mutters.
You smile, softer now. “So could you.”
His eyes flick up to meet yours. And for once, there’s no banter. No sarcasm.
Just that look.
That goddamn look.
The one you’ve seen flicker in motel rooms and over diner coffee, in the lull between hunts. The one he always hides before it can mean anything.
This time, he doesn’t hide it.
He brushes your hair back, careful of the blood. And you let him.
You defeat the cursed object together; barely. It shatters in a flash of flame and screams, and when it’s over, you’re both on the floor, breathless, singed, bleeding.
You laugh.
Dean groans.
“You’re the worst,” he says.
“I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.”
He opens his mouth to argue, but stops. Because he’s realizing you might be right.
Next thing you know, the air in the motel room is heavy. You’ve both cleaned up—sort of. You’re in a silk robe now, blood rinsed from your skin but not from your memory. Dean’s wearing an old band tee with a rip near the collar and sweatpants, barefoot, jaw still clenched. He hasn’t looked at you since the kiss.
You don’t know if that’s a good sign.
You sit across from him at the little table between the beds, picking at your nail polish, pretending you’re not waiting for him to say something. Anything.
“You could’ve died today,” he finally mutters.
“You already said that.”
He looks up, eyes sharp. “You didn’t react the first time either.”
You shrug. “I didn’t feel like getting all misty-eyed about it while covered in ghost goo.”
Dean leans forward, elbows on the table, and you swear— his gaze softens. Just for a second.
“I don’t want to lose you.”
Your stomach flips. Violently.
And now you’re just… staring at him. He’s not looking away. He’s not covering it with sarcasm or barking an insult or making some gruff joke about how everyone dies in this line of work, sweetheart. He’s just sitting there, looking at you like losing you would gut him.
You don’t do emotions. Not like this. Not in daylight. So you smirk, instead. “God, you’re being so clingy.”
Dean chuckles under his breath, but it’s not amused. It’s devastated.
“Don’t,” he says. “Don’t do that thing where you pretend this doesn’t matter.”
You open your mouth to toss something clever back, but nothing comes. Because it does matter. And you both know it.
So instead, you get up.
Walk over.
Slide into his lap like it’s nothing.
But it’s everything.
His hands automatically grip your hips. His breath catches.
And you whisper, “I don’t want to lose you either.”
It’s the softest he’s ever seen you. And he looks at you like he’s memorizing it — like this might be the only time he gets to see you with your guard down.
Then he presses his forehead to yours. You sit there for a long time, just breathing each other in. Not kissing. Not speaking. Just holding.
The line between friends and lovers? It’s already blurred. Hell, it’s obliterated.
You slide your hand up the back of his neck. His breath hitches. Your fingers tangle in his hair.
“I’m not gonna run anymore,” you whisper. “So stop looking at me like I’m gonna disappear.”
Dean exhales shakily.
And then he kisses you.
Hard.
Like he’s drowning and you’re the only thing keeping him afloat. His hands grip your waist like he’s afraid you’ll slip through his fingers. You sink into him like he’s home.
It’s not neat. It’s not soft.
It’s messy.
Years of denial crash in one second— teeth, tongues, groans swallowed into skin. You push him back further against the mattress and climb over him, still straddling his lap, your hands yanking at his shirt like you’ve waited lifetimes to touch him without consequence.
Dean flips you, presses you into the mattress, mouth hot on your neck.
“Should’ve done this the second I met you,” he mutters into your skin, voice wrecked.
“You were too busy pretending I annoyed you.”
“You did annoy me.” He grins against your collarbone. “Still do.”
You moan when his hands slide under your robe. “Shut up and take it off.”
Dean’s hands are on you; rough, urgent. His fingers digging into your waist, your body pressed flush against his. His breath is ragged, hot on your neck. You’re both trembling, not from the cold but from something deeper, more raw.
You gasp as his lips meet yours again, his mouth is hard against yours, like he’s trying to consume you. And you’re not exactly pulling away either.
Your hands are on his chest, pushing his shirt off, nails scraping against his skin, making him groan low and deep in his throat.
“You sure about this?” he growls, his hands sliding up your thighs, his grip firm and possessive. His lips move down your neck, kissing and biting, and you can’t stop the shiver that races through you.
“I’ve been sure since the first time I laid eyes on you, Winchester,” you breathe out, your voice shaky but bold. The words feel like they’ve been building up for months, desperate to spill out.
Dean’s hands slide lower, just shy of where you need him. “Yeah? Then why’d you keep running from me?”
You’re not sure if it’s the heat, the pressure, or the way he looks at you with that fire in his eyes, but you snap, your patience snapping like a rubber band. You rip his belt off, hands shaking but determined.
“Don’t pretend you don’t want this too,” you snap, before kissing him hard again, all teeth and tongue, pushing your body against his, aligning the two of you in one swift motion.
Dean’s breath hitches in his throat, a low growl escaping his lips as he finally lets you have control. His hands are on your hips, guiding you, the pressure between your legs sending an electrifying jolt through your entire body.
The world outside the room disappears. There’s nothing but the sound of your heavy breathing, the slick slide of skin on skin, and the rhythm you’re both setting— raw, frantic, desperate.
His voice breaks as he pulls you closer, his lips pressing against your ear. “God, you feel so good, baby. So fucking good.”
You don’t hold back. The tension, the need, it’s been bubbling beneath the surface, and now, it’s exploding. You move against him, your body finding its rhythm with his, chasing that overwhelming heat, that burn that has nothing to do with the hunt, with monsters. It’s just the two of you now, tangled in sheets, no masks, no pretenses.
Dean groans as you shift, his hands gripping your hips tighter. “Fuck,” he mutters. “Should’ve had you like this from the start.”
You smile, teeth grazing his jawline as you pull back just enough to look him in the eye, your breath uneven. “Took you long enough to catch up.”
“You feel so good,” he mutters between kisses. “Damn, you feel better than I imagined.” His voice is low, strained, the heat in his tone like fire. “Always knew this was gonna happen… didn’t realize it’d be this fucking good.”
Your movements become faster, rougher, and Dean matches you, his hands gripping your hips harder as he takes control of the rhythm. The sounds of skin slapping against skin, the soft, breathy moans you both can’t hold back, fill the room. And you can feel his eyes on you, burning with an intensity that sends a wild thrill straight through your core.
His name is a whisper on your lips as you both fall into it. That final, explosive moment when you can’t tell where you begin and he ends. It’s pure, intense, all-consuming.
And when you both finally collapse into the bed, gasping for air, sweaty and wrecked, there’s no question.
You’re not just two people sharing a night anymore.
You’re tangled up in something deeper.
Something that’s not going to fade in the morning.
After, you’re tangled in the sheets, your head on his chest, his hand lazily tracing patterns across your bare back.
“You’re mine now, huh?” he murmurs, voice all husky and smug and soft.
You hum. “I was starting to think you’d never ask...”
Dean kisses the top of your head. “We’re really doing this?”
You look up at him. “Yeah. We are.”
Dean’s face breaks into a grin, clearly amused, but his eyes flicker with that intense, familiar heat. “You sure you’re ready for all this, sweetheart?” He motions to himself dramatically. “I’m a lot.”
You pause, staring at him, before letting out a mock gasp. “Oh no. Does that mean I’m gonna have to be the one saving you next time?”
Dean laughs, the sound rich and full of life. “Baby, the only thing you’ll be saving is my dignity— if there’s any left after last night.. And maybe if you get lucky a few monsters along the way.”
“Oh, right. I forgot.” You give him a wink, running your fingers through his hair. “Guess I’ll just have to keep you out of trouble, huh?”
Dean leans in, catching your lips in a kiss that’s lighter than before but still packed with that unmistakable Dean Winchester intensity. “You’re my trouble now, sweetheart.”
And for the first time, it feels like everything’s exactly as it should be.
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inlovewithgreta ¡ 7 months ago
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the gasp I just GUSPED 😮‍💨
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