#OH FUCK? ALIENS?
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forgot i finished my trollsona omg ! here she is shes a lil nerd <3

#myart#homestuck#trollsona#i made a whole ass au w my friends and me playing hs#like my friend abby is human and shes online friends w me and my other buddies who r trolls#and then we play sburb/sgrub#and shes like#OH FUCK? ALIENS?#ya its dumb i am like never not thinking abt this webcomic so
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Why'd you delete the JK Rowling novel ask?
oh sorry! honestly In this specific case I could preemptively sense that people might, you know, hassle me over reading her stuff😅
#i feel like the 'read another book' sentiment#has sort of telephone game'd into it being taken as a dogwhistle to read her work in any context#oh but my god you don't even know. its really bad. i want to talk about it sometime#there's one bit that just is burned into my brain#where the characters discuss how humorous and weird they find it that another works in livestock reproduction#and start joking about fucking sheep#and it makes like no sense. its like aliens talking#unless you try to place yourself in the mind of a mold brain billionaire#and realize she thinks its funny because her only sense of humor is poor people = sheep fucker jokes#talking tag
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DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.
Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)
Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.
Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.
Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.
Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#danielle#plz continue#I beg#by the time danny is recovered/comes to Ellie has fought all of his alien hero idols and he dies a second time#Ellie: if the green guy didn’t want to get punched he should’ve stayed in his own mind#Danny: el. that’s Martian man Hunter. el please say you didn’t#ellie regrets nothing and now Danny’s new coworkers all know where they stand#mixed results for bat adoption lmao#gl might even adopt tbh just to keep a better eye on her the guy seems chill#oh wait the male twin is over powered and has zero chill wait fuck batman give that one back
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damn yall putting the blame on a depressed alcoholic man grieving his wife rather than the global evil company who kidnapped said wife and probably filled his phone with ads for two years until he ended up working for them to further extend her torture. that’s crazy
#oh the finale is his innie’s act of defiance. yes#is it a fuck you to outie mark? well why would you say that#what has mark scout done but be an alienated worker at the end of the day#please why are we as a society watching a show about how an evil company does evil things NOT blaming the EVIL COMPANY#please don’t talk about mark scout again you just don’t get it#severance
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I ACTUALLY FUCKING MANIFESTED IT WHEN I WROTE TJE FANFICTION


THIS IS WHAT TILL LOOKS LIKE IN THAT SCENE. THIS IS HOW HE SMILED AND LAUGHED AT IVAN. CHAT I MANIFESTED THIS.
#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#alien stage till#till alien stage#till alnst#alnst friday#alien stage friday#ivantill#tillvan#TILL IS SMILING!!! HES LAUGHING!!! IM FREAKING THE FUCK IUT OH MY GOD!!!!#zen's chatterbox
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when they took out the instruments, i just knew we were never going to recover
#fucking VIOLIN?? THIS BITCH PULLED OUT A VIOLIN OF COURSE HE DID#the way they manifested them outta nowhere…#the way this song is such a banger and for WHAT#TO INFLICT PAIN EVERYTIME WE REPEAT THE SONG#oh i am losing my mind#i am in mourning#i am furious how good they sound together#alien stage#alien stage round 7#alnst till#alnst luka#alien stage spoilers#alnst
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Mpreg themed April Phools is plausible but I just feel like they’re so extra they wouldn’t just go for Phil with a baby bump, they’d make it something like Phil being pregnant with alien babies and they’d get PJ to help make a belly that could release blue eggs out the belly button or something and they’d make a video or series of photos of him ‘giving birth’ to these little eggs
#dan and phil#phan#dnp#mpreg#alien mpreg#oh hey I should go the fuck to sleep#starting my day with this let’s see how insane the theories are by the time they post
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sweet dream
#sua#alnst sua#alien stage#alnst#my art#yeah :) shes just asleep :) thats all :))#painting this killed me but it was also weirdly relaxing..........#never doing hair like that again though oh my fucking god
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Uh oh-
Other versions under cut because I'm indecisive:
#Uh oh! Hope this doesn't have any tragic irreversible consequences!#also isn't it crazy Hyuna and Ivan were shot in the same place just different sides#okay fuck it kinda looks like she was actually shot in her arm now I'm looking at the scene--#uhhh if it turns out to be that whoopsss#my excuse is it looks sick like this#tw blood#cw eyestrain#tw eyestrain#cw blood#cw bright colors#tw bright colors#alien stage#alnst#alnst fanart#alien stage fanart#hyuna alnst#alnst hyuna#hyuna alien stage#alien stage hyuna#my art#toon's art
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the way that luka runs his hands up his body ?? looks a little familar ?,,,


#it’s so fucking over i stg#alien stage#alien stage round 7#alnst luka#alnst ivan#cast chats#i can’t do this shit oh my god
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you bitches have got to watch Scavengers Reign if you haven't yet, i'm only a few episodes in and it's already completely unlike anything else i've ever seen
#if nothing else just check it out for the incredible animation and the beautifully designed alien world#but that DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT. NOT EVEN CLOSE.#i'm like. have i forever been changed by this somehow. by a few episodes of this show. i feel altered#i don't even have commentary of any kind or anything funny to say while the episode plays#except for occasionally What The Fuck and Oh My God#i'm just sitting there with my jaw slack until the credits roll#actually that's not true. i occasionally scream. THIS SHOW IS SO SCARY#IT'S NOT MARKETED AS HORROR I DON'T THINK???#IT'S SCARIER THAN SOME HORROR FILMS I'VE SEEN THAT REALLY -TRY- TO SCARE YOU#not in a Horror Genre way but in the way that a world this alien IS horrific. it's so scary. it doesn't matter at all that you're there.#i've never seen a creative work that did ''alien'' this well. i can hardly even draw comparisons#it feels both prehistoric and posthistoric#simultaneously it feels like we're shrunken down experiencing a microscopic level of something and that we're at a macro level#you gotta get into it.#sergle.txt#scavengers reign
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forehead touching ...
#alien stage#alnst#ivantill#alnst till#alnst ivan#intended to be before round six#imagine if they talked LMFAOOOOOOOOOO oh my god fucking killme
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Prompt 80
So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity.
But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work.
Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of.
What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore!
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#de aged danny#dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days#Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard#Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah#Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares#W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids???#Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa????#Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR#Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is#Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning#Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him#Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C#Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline
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THEY'RE SO FUCKING CANON IT HURTS IDC IDC
#paneling straight out of a romance manga and Akira's blush too? oh my God just fucking kiss already#saph-reacts#tokyo aliens#a whole bunch of translated tokyo aliens chapters dropping together- oh who should I give my life to
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You know you're fucked joining a fandom when:
A. The original author has an actor AU.
B. The fanfictions are in the afterlife.
C. The fans are either lying to you and encouraging you to watch it because it's "wholesome and nobody dies" or simply saying "don't do this to yourself".
#alien stage#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#alnst#bungou stray dogs#bsd#jesus fucking hell#oh yeah#also#NANBAKA#forgot abt you bby I'm sorry#ALSO also#i'm not that kind of talent#IM SORRY I FORGOT ABT YOU
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✨2000 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION!!!✨
Kirtch
I want to thank all of you for being such a wonderful community! I've gotten a few really good suggestions on what I should do for my 2K celebration, but the amount of people demanding more to the Human Pet trilogy is o v e r w h e l m i n g, lol so here you go ❤️ Thank you so much for enjoying my stories
CW: Monster fucking, yandere relationship, bittersweet feels
Ten years had passed since (Reader) was abducted from their home planet.
Kirtch smiled joyfully, chest swelling with adoration as his pet woke up from their slumber, stumbling into his office sleepily. Their skin glowed, a result of their carefully formulated diet made for humans, and the healthy layer of squish that had formed around their body was the result of Kirtch's pampering and excess treats. (Reader) was still just as cute as the day he saw them in the marketplace, now happier than ever.
They yawned, rubbing their eyes as they teetered over towards Kirtch, raising their arms to be picked up without speaking. Chuckling, Kirtch lifted them easily into his lap, rubbing their back as (Reader) struggled to wake up. "Good morning, pet. Did you sleep well?"
(Reader) smiled on reflex, leaning into the hard chest they had learned to find comfortable. His rough fingers ran up to their neck as he massaged them, feeling the track mark scar that would never fully fade. It was such a shame, that rounded reminder of darker days, when (Reader) was so unhappy and needed strict training. But that was all in the past. (Reader) had learned to love Kirtch, which meant he could spoil them to his heart's content.
Their body was bigger than before, but Kirtch found that they still nestled perfectly in his arms.
Inside (Reader's) mind, every day was a haze.
Like a dream they couldn't escape.
It took well over a year, having their brains practically liquified with chemicals to lose their grasp on who they were as a person. Memories of their parents melted away, leaving only strange blobs of abstract color that held no distinct shape, along with friends past lovers. (Reader) sometimes dreamt in their native tongue, hearing themselves in the language they spoke for the majority of their life, but in the morning (Reader) was speaking in Kirtch's language, something they had willingly desired to learn. (Reader) learned many tricks since they started living with Kirtch.
In the mirror by their rarely used bed, (Reader's) reflection had become as alien to them as the faces of the crew members on board the ship.
Part of (Reader) wondered if they should be concerned by that fact. But, outside of their time with Kirtch, (Reader) felt apathetic. It wasn't useful to have thoughts that weren't happy.
Dressed in beautiful silks, (Reader) draped their arms around Kirtch's shoulders, placing gentle kisses along his jaw.
At the beginning of their "relationship", Kirtch first viewed sex as a way to release his pet, then he began to crave it as a way to please his pet, wanting to do anything that to make his pet happy.
Now, it was something that was special. It still didn't fulfill Kirtch physically, as nothing could change his bodily functions, but if anyone else were to suggest that they "released" his (Reader) for him, Kirtch would kill them without a second thought. It was a special time for Kirtch, knowing that only he could make his precious (Reader) feel good.
Scaled fingers sunk deep into the fat of (Reader's) thighs as they pressed their lips against his face more roughly. (Reader) felt their lips begin to bruise as they kissed Kirtch's mouth, unfazed by his inhuman anatomy by this point in their relationship.
Yes, this was his pet. No one else was allowed to love them, touch them, like he did. Although he knew that one day (Reader's) life would come to an end, Kirtch knew that the ecstasy he felt by (Reader's) side would last for a hundred years after they were gone. There were no replacements for his (Reader), and honestly he felt no need for any other additions to his life either.
(Reader's) face was cupped in Kirtch's hands as the kisses became more passionate and frantic; (Reader's) hands slipping into his robes to feel his armored chest. Everything about (Reader) was too precious for words.
As his large, jewel like eyes gazed into (Reader's), he sometimes wondered if their lives could have been differently. Through many decades of studying humans Kirtch had learned of many different cultures and their mythologies, and although he knew that none of them were true, he sometimes fantasized about being reborn with (Reader) as humans, living and loving together in each other's arms, without the need for a collar.
His pelvis opened, revealing himself to (Reader), who excitedly removed their hands from his abdomen to caress his exposed member. Kirtch would do anything to protect that smile.
It never failed to fascinate him, the look on (Reader's) face as they slid down onto his dick. The way they scrunched up their nose before relaxing, sighing as Kirtch filled them entirely. (Reader's) body was fascinating. Kirtch could feel pressure whenever their muscles clenched around him; feel the vibrations from the shuddering of their quivering abdominals. Even if he couldn't feel the same stimulation, it was still a magical experience because he was allowed to experience it with his (Reader).
It was difficult, not staring at (Reader) in awe as they used his shoulders as leverage to bounce on his lap, moaning and gasping and biting their lip as they used his body for their pleasure. The strange slime that was his pre-cum creating a loud schlicking noise that echoed throughout Kirtch's sound proof room.
Assisting (Reader) by grabbing their ass cheeks and moving their body, Kirtch smiled as they spasmed, their red sweaty face letting out the sweetest sound of all as they climaxed around his cock. Kirtch allowed himself the release into their still twitching hole, forcing (Reader) to arch their back at the stimulation.
It was another beautiful day, with (Reader) filled with Kirtch's cum, still grinding against his hips and overstimulating themselves for fun, taking advantage of the fact that Kirtch could keep his erection as long as he pleased, even after cumming.
"I love you, pet." Kirtch whispered, placing his cold forehead on (Reader's) feverish one.
"I -I love you too!" (Reader) cried out, chasing another orgasm. Their body fell limp as another climax rolled like a large wave across their body, forcing out Kirtch's fluids which gushed back down over his dick and shelled thighs.
Kirtch was content.
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Thank you all so much for loving Kirtch ❤️
And thank you all so so so so much for enjoying my writing enough to follow me!!!
We reached 2K followers while I was sleeping, and I am just floored.
Since this is a special, I have a little announcement..
I am planning a part 4 🎉
It's going to be extremely long, and won't come out until after kinktober finishes, but I've already begun the planning phase for the story ❤️
So, some other little facts about Kirtch!
I often read my stories out loud under my breath while writing, and for names I just say whatever feels natural sounding during the introduction for the character. For aliens and monsters without human names I sound out what feels right, then quickly Google it to make sure it isn't a real name lol
I wanted his exoskeleton to look like those big black beetles found in the garden that have a green sheen when the light hits them, except purple instead of green. And I when visualizing him I wanted his eyes to look like crystals, and what's more alien than opals? Many gem stone colors can be recreated with colored contacts, but I've never seen opal colored contacts, because of all the different colors opals have ❤️
Don't judge my art too much, I'm not an artist lol

It was difficult figuring out how a hard shelled creature would emote, but I think I figured it out haha


And bonus, Kirtch's slutty feet

Put those things away!
Again, thank you all so much for being such a wonderful community ❤️
And I hope you continue enjoying my stories in the future!!!!
#2000 followers#oh my fucking god#thank you all so so so much#this is fucking amazing#you're all beautiful and wonderful <3#i love the love kirtch gets#yandere alien#yandere alien x reader#gn reader#and including#my terrible art#thank you for interacting with me#thank you for not hating me#i love all of you#yandere x reader#yandere#thank you so much
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