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[stormbreaker-290]

h ey

Scareware jumpscare

O H DEAR-

[dailyperkele]

Day 26 - Cultist slay

A common mistake to make when visiting the Bohemia National Museum.

[b0bbynash]

[tart-miano]

angry that your parody has a degree and you don't, victor

[knawing-at-my-enclosure]

more reverse portal bc of course

i had a lot of fun drawing in the show’s style, it’s VERY different from my own

this is one of my favorite aus honestly i just love the idea of ford being this very plain, boring, nerdy high school science teacher and then it all turns into an ep of SG1 or something

[bowandbrush]

look what I found at my local goodwill!

I honestly don’t care what it is, if it’s rise merchandise I’m buying it

[fumifooms]

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05 - Become

[mooniedangbiiachay]

Little lad and his many alter egos.

H vẽ xong merch art cho ông hoàng mất trứng dái bữa sau t vẽ bê đê trong thang máy cho mn.

[honeybeeffdrawshere]

together together together

[harbingersglory]

Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?

literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.

It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.

Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.

She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.

She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.

She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.

She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.

She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.

You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.

Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.

And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.

Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.

[fluffishere]

not a day goes by where i dont think about Patrick Bateman canonically doing the wattpad stutter

[h-f-k]

lonely is the muse, halsey | dear reader, taylor swift

[onyourowndaisymae]

trick or treat! can i get a treat with mephistopheles from obey me? 🍬

"this is an... odd tradition you have in the human realm," mephistopheles murmurs stiffly, snapping another photo with the professional camera in his hands.

"why? the devildom has haunted houses."

"in the devildom, haunted houses aren't so... juvenile."

click! another photo, this time focused on the ambient lighting outside the entrance of the spooky attraction you'd brought him to. he lowers the camera from his eye and looks around once more.

"well, at least give it a try first before you write it all off. c'mon."

fair enough. mephisto follows you into the haunted house, lingering a little closer than he usually would. why? it's a question he ponders himself as the two of you stroll side by side through unimpressive decorations and flashing lights inside this pseudo-maze.

you're human. utterly, completely insignificant. in the grand scheme of it all, you'll be six feet under within a century. if he blinks too long, you'll be a withered like a rotten apple on the ground in autumn, waiting to become one with the dirt from which you rose.

and yet-- mephisto moves a little closer.

a scare actor pops out from around the corner. you jump in surprise, shrieking and clutching onto his sleeve as you're startled. he's startled, too-- not by the actor (he saw that jumpscare coming a mile away), but by your decision to cling on to him in a moment of fear and irrationality. suddenly this boring attraction feels a little warmer than it did before.

"is that all it takes to scare you, human?" mephisto asks smugly. "i should have realized a lowly creature like yourself could be scared so easily."

despite his harsh words, the usual bite of a bitter tone was absent, replaced by something almost... fond? he was surprised to hear it himself.

maybe you would be gone in the blink of an eye-- humans, after all, are very fragile. but mephisto is starting to see something in you, something deeper than the surface that he initially brushed off. is this why diavolo adores you so?

"come," he beckons. his gloved hand finds your bare wrist and tugs you close, coaxing you against his side as you continue to walk through the haunted house. "let's keep going."

[nex-has-gender-envy]

-RANT TIME -

Come join my on my rant cuz I'm mentally ill and I don't care if somebody will hear me or not

Yknow how we got Cavillrine as a joke in new deadpool. Like I love Hugh w my whole heart but I know he isnt square/bulky enough looking for Logan. So yeah make sense Henry would be better fit.

However I thought... If we switching. Lets try opposite way. What if Hugh as Geralt.

I mean, they are both two pathetic driven 200 year old men who grunt a lot (oh.. ).

And then I thought more and ..

Henry is opposite ,he isn't slim/rat looking enough to play Geralt... But HUGH IS ..

And at this point i just went full blown mental illness and autism be dammed.

I have tools and i had to use them. I've searched Hugh w long hair, and my god, he has that type of shit blocky long hair, the same as geralt in game

So I just had tho (obvsiouly there is no footage of hugh w his haie half down so this is what we got but yknow)

Cannot even over-simplified, how little editing it took for me to make it into Geralt. He has same slim nose, same rugged jawline w stubble. His eyes are green so they really shine through already, and didnt even need to edit deep eyebags and big thin eyebrows

As for Logan! Henry Cavill. Ive always loved Henry looking like lumberjack mountain man and now i know why. I have this specific picture stored permanently at back of my mind. And thats exactly Logan. No edit needed.

So... Yeah.

[blue-ravens]