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[xenaskywalker]

xena the warrior princess: in factories far away

dt @offense-is-the-best-defence for always being a dear in the tags on my posts

[takeutothemoon]

restarted watching i cannot reach you these guys r cute

[petsincollections]

First Choice, Strongheart Dog and Cat food, ca. 1937

John W. Hartman Center for Sales, Advertising & Marketing History

Outdoor Advertising Association of America (OAAA) Archives

Duke University Libraries Repository

[jinjofitzo]

what if i posted my art…

[hazbinwhoree]

BRO?$!&?& OAAA I SAW YOU WERE OPEN TO ADAM REQUESTS AND OHHH. MY SNAP.

i am in desperate need. of adam smut.

NOW, WOULD IT BE OKAY FOR ME TO ASK FOR ADAM SMUT WITH A SUBMISSIVE FEMALE SINNER READER WHO IS:

usually shy nervous as fuck but absolutely watches him when he thinks he isn't looking

likes to compliment him in general (at the most random times too, despite the dickmaster being the FUCKING WORST, and she would get that but he IS kinda fine so)

touch-starved, incredibly easy to fluster and tease (bro has a thing for his voices and looks too, one word or look and she'd be on her knees)

pretty insecure in general (and is a sucker for being praised in bed)

I'd also specifically like to hear what he would say to the reader ESPECIALLY THAT IDFK AAA GO CRAZY

Adam’s Sinner

Part 1/3 Part 2

A/N: I was so fucking happy to get a request you don’t even understand. Anyway here it is, I hope I did it justice and you enjoy it!

Warnings: Smut

Adam had been aware of (Name) for about ten years. They met during the extermination, Adam cornering her in an alley. Something compelled him to spare her, and yes he realized what a hypocrite that made him. Poor Vaggie. “Fucking run, bitch.” She bolted. Adam looked around to make sure no one had seen.

The next year, Adam noticed (Name) watching him, hiding behind corners and in shadows. She did this during every extermination for about five years before Adam decided during one extermination to confront her.

(Name) peered around the corner of the dark alley she was hiding in, watching Adam kill a fellow sinner. It should disgust her, but ever since he spared her life she had a strange sort of attraction towards him. Adam looked up and (Name) ducked back behind the wall. When she peered out again, Adam was nowhere to be seen.

“What’s up, sugar tits?”

(Name) yelped, jumping when Adam appeared behind her. He put his hands on the wall on either side of her head, effectively caging her in. (Name) could feel her face heating up. Adam seemed to find it amusing. “Flustered?” (Name) swallowed.

“You know I’ve seen you watching me for the last few exterminations. What’s up with that, hm?”

(Name) had no answer.

“What’s your name?” Adam asked.

“(Name),” she answered quietly. Adam had to bend down to hear her. His proximity made her blush worse, and he snickered. “I think I figured out why. No surprise really, of course you’d want a piece of the first man in existence. I’m the fucking Dickmaster.”

He let her go shortly after their exchange, but confronted her again the next year. As years passed, Adam would spare thirty minutes every extermination to talk to (Name). He found himself becoming fond of the sinner. Her story of how she ended up in hell was interesting, and it definitely helped that she stroked his ego with compliments.

Adam found himself looking forward to seeing (Name) even more than he looked forward to the exterminations. He was grateful Lute hadn’t caught on.

A few years later, and Adam noticed (Name) wasn’t following him as she normally would. So he sought her out. She’d told him a few years ago where she lived, so that was the first place Adam checked. Sure enough, he found her there.

“Sup.”

(Name) jumped. “Adam!”

“What the fuck, babe, not interested in seeing me this year?” Adam placed his hand over his heart in mock hurt, although while he’d never admit it, it actually did hurt him.

“We can’t see each other anymore,” (Name) announced, looking away.

“Bitch why?”

“Because one of these days we’re going to get caught. I know what happened to Vaggie. What would happen if the exterminators found out their leader was socializing with a sinner?”

“You’re not like the other sinners,” Adam argued. “I’d show them that.”

“How?”

Adam was quiet.

“Exactly. And to be honest, I can’t take the emotional torture anymore.”

“The fuck are you on about, ‘emotional torture’? Come on babe-”

“Adam no. I can’t let myself get any closer to you. We only see each other once a year and I got attached, and dealing with only seeing you once a year has gotten too painful.”

Adam was rather taken aback by the confession. He felt the same way but had been gaslighting himself to believe he didn’t. For once in his life, Adam couldn’t find anything to say. He decided the best course was the course of action rather than talking.

He leaned down and abruptly pressed his lips to (Name)’s. Her eyes widened and her body stiffened. When Adam received no response on her end, he pulled back, worried he’d fucked up. She stared up at him with this look on her face that Adam couldn’t place. He didn’t know if it was positive or negative.

“Again,” she finally spoke in a small voice. A smirk stretched across Adam’s face, and he bent down once more to press his lips to hers. She kissed him back this time, almost desperately, and Adam’s arms wrapped around her waist. She shuddered and he pulled back.

“Are you okay?” No teasing or cursing.

“Yeah I just… I haven’t had anyone touch me like this in a long time.”

Adam couldn’t say the same, but this was the first time in a long time emotions had been involved. He kissed her again and snuck his tongue into her mouth as she kissed back. “I want to fuck you,” Adam mumbled against her lips. “Okay.”

Adam pushed her down on her bed, crawling on top of her. He reconnected their lips and slid a hand under her shirt. “Damn,” he commented when his wandering hand reached her chest. “Nice rack.” (Name) rolled her eyes. Adam began kissing down her neck, sucking and biting to leave his mark. (Name) moaned and grabbed onto his horns.

Adam pulled back to shed his robe, and (Name) yanked her shirt over her head. Now that Adam actually had eyes on her chest, he stared for a moment. “So pretty~” he cooed. (Name) blushed and swallowed.

“Oh~” Adam realized. “You like that, don’t you? You like being praised?”

(Name) looked away. Adam grabbed her chin, forcing her to look at him. “Don’t be embarrassed, babe, it’s cute.” He returned to her neck, kissing down and down, her shoulder, her collarbone. Then he slid down slightly to press his face between her breasts. He laid more kisses on her chest before taking a nipple into his mouth.

Sensitive, (Name) arched her back and whimpered. “I like that noise,” Adam said, moving to the other breast. “Make it again.” He sucked and she whimpered.

Adam was aware he had a short window of time to make this work, so he pulled back and pulled down (Name)’s pants and panties in one swift motion. (Name) got embarrassed being so exposed, so Adam quickly shed his own pants and boxers to level the playing field.

He noticed (Name) staring at his dick and smirked. He took it in his hand, pumping it a few times for show. “You like what you see, baby? Of course you do. Can’t beat the original dick.”

He crawled on top of her again, nudging her thighs apart with his knee to settle between them. He reconnected their lips while his hand traveled down to the place she wanted it the most. “So wet for me, good girl,” Adam teased. Flustered, (Name) shut him up with another kiss.

They made out while Adam experimentally slid one slender finger into her. Met with no resistance, he added another one, and began languidly pumping them in and out. (Name) was shaking. Eager to hurry this along, Adam added another finger. Three stretched her out and she moaned against his lips at the sensation. It made Adam’s dick throb.

He fingered her, with his thumb circling her clit, until he decided she was well enough prepared, pulling his hand away. (Name) whined at the loss but was quickly shut up by Adam grabbing her legs and throwing them over his shoulders. She gasped. Adam lined himself up with her entrance and sunk in slowly, giving her time to adjust. She squirmed, his girth proving to be a little painful to take.

Adam reached between them to give her clit attention, and that loosened her up right away. He bottomed out with a groan, closing his eyes. “Fuck, babe, you’re so tight.” Adam kissed her again, basically bending her in half as he began thrusting. He swallowed her whimpers and moans while his pace picked up in speed and intensity.

He had tried to be slow and gentle, he really had.

Adam set a brutal pace, and (Name) clawed at his back as he pounded into her. “Fuck, yeah, you’re so good for me, tits. Such a good girl, all mine,” Adam talked as he fucked her, and his every word brought (Name) closer to the edge. “You feel so fucking good.”

Adam’s thrusts were getting sloppy as he neared his own climax. “Cum for me,” he murmured. “Fucking cum for me, baby.” (Name) did, her back arching off the bed, her head thrown back and mouth open in slack pleasure. Her tightening around him pushed Adam over the edge, and he buried himself as deep as he could, cumming inside her.

They both panted, holding onto one another as they came down from their highs. Adam pulled out and rolled off of (Name), collapsing onto the bed next to her. He pulled her into his chest and covered her with one of his wings, nuzzling his face into her hair.

“I’ll find a way to see each other more,” he muttered. “I’ll figure something out.” (Name) buried her face in his chest. “Promise?” Her voice was muffled.

“Promise.”

[the-heir-of-salazar]

__Esther's pet__

"Monty,

My beautiful crow"

He turned his head and smiled to his owner, Esther Finch. The witch continued to gaze at him with joy. His transformation was a success, and she seemed to like it.

***

When the beautiful witch left him alone in the kitchen, the crow contemplated his new form with curiosity. He traced a path on his new skin with his new fingers. A naked skin, where he felt soft and small feathers. Then, he turned his head toward the rests of his crow's corpse still scattered on the table. All of these changements seemed so strange for him, so unrealistic. And so cold without all of his feathers. He didn't like it.

But if it could make her owner happy, so he could try.

Before his transformation, he didn't think it would be so difficult to move. As he tried to fly to the witch, he fell to the ground and spilled his old guts on him. His arms, legs, and whole body were heavier. His movements were clumsy and the only thing he could do was wade through his own guts. The helpless boy anxiously looked at his new hands, which moved with terror in his blood and feathers.

At that moment, he thought that if he could, he would gladly take back his old body.

However, if he returned in his old body, could it mean he have deceived his owner?

"crrrrr-oaaa"

Was the only sound that came out of his mouth when he tried to call Esther. Fortunately, his scream had worked, because when he looked up he saw her appear.

"MONTY!!"

Unfortunately, she screamed as she approached. Monty's face went from happy astonishment to concern in one second. He remembered all the punishments she gived to him when he made 'bad things'. She looked at him furiously, and he knew it.

"Look at the mess you created...Ah ah ah!"

She pointed with her finger Monty's blood-soaked body of feathers and guts. Monty was confused as he watched her continue to laugh with hilarity.

She nonchalantly took a towel out of a drawer and threw it over Monty.

"Clean yourself. I'll go to the shop to buy some... clothes for you"

"-and please take a shower, ghosts can't smell you, but humans do!"

She added as she opened the door of the house.

***

He knew what was his role. She told him.

It was simple, become friends with ghosts, then give them to the witch.

Become friend with the detectives,

Attract them into Esther's trap,

And you'll be recompensed.

How could it be a trafic end?

[sambuchito]

tio google que coño significa oaaa wacho fuma porro

[kiruliom]

RAAA !! those icon styles look super duper pretty btw :-] if i may, could i request bee from bee and puppycat plus the bigender flag? that, and the bigender flag's palette!!! or just pink

oaaa bee and puppycat is the series that nearly became my no1 comfort show!!

I tried a few different styles! I hope these are good <:D

[fuzzypuppybuddie]

Just saw ur selfship art and it so cuteeeeeeeeee *explodes*

Oaaa frr?? That's like- Super sweet!! Thank you sm!!!

It means a lot, really!

[robin-5-technically]

((OAAA YOU KNOW MADOKA MAGICA???? YESSSS))

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(( LETSSS GOOOOOOO))

[villetela]

if I were to draw you fanart, what would you like for me to create for you? *please send image of what you would like for me to create!* anyways, OAAA- *disintegrates out of existence*

NO WAIT COME BACK-/silly

Anyways uhh! It's really hard but uhhh.. Maybeee

Maybe my swap LDR au? (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) you can pick which one to draw tbh, but Sammy isn't included in this XD feel free to draw them doing whatever their doing? I'm not sure lol but I would love to see the fanart 😁 (<< rarely gets fanart)

[lulinaaaaaa]

WENO se viene se viene oaaa 🔥🔥🔥(I don't know how to say it in English

[taxman-talkman]

🕯️ oaaa

[ inner thoughts meme from Here. ] I'm so scared of fucking this up. I hope you never know the kind of person I am. I hope you never know what's happened to me. I hope that you can get everything you need out of me and then I can fade out of your life like I'm nothing. I hope I'll never be someone important to you because I can't think of anything worse. I get frustrated, I guess, sometimes. Thinking about all the shit that's happened to you. Thinking about all the ways that the Corpus took advantage of you and your standing. I think about that shit and, you know what? I just feel sorry for myself. Sorry because you just had it so much worse and I was nothing. I was just nothing. You kept getting hurt over and over again and that's all I hear about. You getting hurt over and over again. And you're so much better than all of that. You came out of it just nice. You came out of it softer. And I feel so fucked up because I just feel like I've gotten worse. I'm scared, I guess. I'm really scared. I hope you keep being good. You're surrounded by a lot of people who care about you and I hope that keeps being the case. I hope you keep getting better. I hope you get to be better than anything that has ever happened to you. I'm so nervous to talk to you. Like how bad I am is going to rub off on you some way. I'm so embarrassed because one day it's all going to come spilling out. About everything that I did. About the kind of person I am. I'm sorry. I wish I could tell you how sorry I was. Everytime you talk about how nice I am, I just want to rip my hair out. The truth is, Florix, you should never talk to me again. There's ex-Corpus and then there's what I am. There's people who got hurt and then there's me, the person who did it. I think of you, and I just get sad. You've been through way worse than I ever did. At the same time though I really I didn't have friends before. I don't know if I deserve them now.

[doodlboy]

Ayo your blog is nice n ur art is awesome 😎👍👍👍

Stay awesome!

Oaaa thank so so so much!!!!!! You!! Are also very awesome!!

[hyunsua123]

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