#O5-01

[upper-admin-scp]

An apt description.

@upper-admin-scp

[An announcement comes over the intercom.]

All members report to the council chamber in 15 minutes.

The Tempest council dives into what they do best: get ready for a meeting. Suits, shine and scrambling is what they do for the next 7 minutes before they each exit their room and confirm a head count.

Once everyone's ready, they go down the hall in a single-file line, in order of designation, with Fourteen carrying 13-ii this time.

[miffue]

LOVE COUNTDOWN ! | Scaramouche smau

︎SYNOPSIS you and scaramouche or kunikuzushi from 6REEZE dated in highschool but went your own ways after an argument. So when one of the members sister is apart of your friend group invites you to their concert without knowing that one of them is your ex. You’re still head over heels for him but, does he still have feelings for you?

NOTES this is my first smau!! my first language isn’t english so please tell me if i make any grammar mistakes, thank you!! also do expect very slow updates because of school and other necessities!!

PAIRING scaramouche x reader

GENRE exes to lovers , band / modern au , crack , fluff , slow burn !

STATUS ongoing (01/12/24 - TBA)

CONTENT WARNINGS kys / kms jokes , swearing , suggestive , slut-shaming jokes , fatass/bodyshaming jokes , light angst , fluff , reader uses she/her pronouns , alcohol , drugs , smoking/vaping. if there are anymore please let me know!!

TAGLIST open!

@featuredtofu @brain-r0tt @saeskiss @m9rtality @nilqu @sl-vega @feiherp @aloraadied @jayzioxx @lloovvv @vitanye @skyoverkill1 @infevious @heusalettle @faeristar @dontmindtheevie

PLAYLIST

MASTERLIST

STARRING. . .

always munchin gc | no bitches gang

My eyes, your eyes Let's go

O1. main character syndrome O2. No.1 Party Anthem

O3. How are you? O4. Rewind O5. it's a date???!!

O6. Ghost O7. sexy but stupid! 7.5 behind the scenes

O8. The Party And The After Party O9. Chaoticism?

1O. hogwarts is calling!

Tell me, do you wanna be my lover?

11.

Are you ready to be mine? 더 서둘러도 돼

xtra O1.

xtra O2.

xtra O3.

MORE TBA !

[theimaginarydoctor]

SCP Foundation O5-01

Here's an old art I did a while back of one of the O5-council members as I imagined they to look like, why I did this? I dunno, I was bored.

[thescaryhyperfem]

New sona. Stupid alien!!!!

Resume:

Name: Xem / Zip / SCP-3214-J

Pronouns: any

From: SCP-321-J (The Awesome Universe)

Gender: alien

Sex: "quem é vc"

Sexuality: No attraction, Yes relationship. (I hope there's a term for this)

Text Transcript:

SCP-3214-J "With the power of PLUR!"

Containment Class: Euclid

Secondary Class: Joke

Risk Class: Caution

Disruption Class: Vlam

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-3214-J is kept in a bedroom cell in Site-19, as requested by the anomaly. The room must be refilled with 2000s or 'scene' aesthetic related things every month, or the anomaly will start to get less happy over time. The room must be cleaned every day, but nothing in it sha'll be taken from the room besides trash.

Internet access and free roams around the facility are allowed unless unsupervised by a higher up.

Description:

SCP-3214-J is a white, bald and fat humanoid creature with green alien-like antenna on top of it's head. The only faces they make resemble old online memes, such as the troll face. SCP-3214-J seems to take a big interest in old media and memes, and also things that relate to what the anomaly describes as "PLUR" media.

SCP-3214-J is a peaceful creature, as it doesn't show any type of aggression, anger or sadness. who claims to be from SCP-321-J but somehow landed here.

SCP-3214-J's anomalous properties comes in when they physically interact with anybody of any species. The touched person will feel an immediate wave of peace and a calming feeling, and they will forget everything stressful for them for aa certain amount of time, which seems to be controlled by the anomaly.

SCP-3214-J is also able to shoot rainbow lasers out of it's body, causing the shot individual to be stunned, and then happy for a few seconds.

SCP-3214-J is often used as a therapeutic object for other foundation personnel. The anomaly is as helpful as SCP-999 when it comes to free therapy.

SCP-3214-J is capable of speaking every language, including the ones that are no longer spoken and alien speech. The anomaly's accent resembles that of Dr. Gears, but if it was "mixed in a blender".

Addendum 1 (12/11/2015):

SCP-3214-J was found wandering around in Japan, trying to buy candy from a local store. The anomaly was forcefully captured, but people were sad about the foundation's decision.

SCP-3214-J was locked in a cell in Site-##, where multiple tests were made.

Addendum 2 (01/01/2016):

SCP-3214-J breaches containment, releasing multiple rainbow lasers at whoever tries to attack it with a smile on it's face.

SCP-3214-J ran to the O5's council, then begged to be taken to Site-19, while speaking fluent English, shocking the O5.

Addendum 3 (02/01/2016):

SCP-3214-J was relocated to Site-19 at a common cell, where it started to attempt more containment breaches. It was, apparently, trying to get the materials to decorate the wallpapers.

Addendum 4 (12/02/2016):

Its room is decorated. It is happy.

Addendum 5 (13/04/2016):

Tests were made regarding relationships. Any attempts of sexual, romantic or other interactions were met with a big hug, which made people forget what they were doing.

Addendum 5-1:

SCP-3214-J tells the foundation regarding it's orientation. It says, in German, that it doesn't feel attraction but does enjoy relationships of any kind.

Addendum 6 (14/04/2016)

SCP-3214-J starts going by the name of "Xem" and "Zip", and starts using any pronouns.

Addendum 7 (16/04/2024):

haiiiiii intermnet!!?

- Xem, 2024

Addendum 7-1:

Xem was allowed to have internet access.

(the numbers on the image were slightly wrong)

[severed-sentinel]

{Cora looks between them and the TV that 03 was just using. Her eyes are still red with anger, but it's tempered now.} ...If none of you are going to tell me where Lotus is, then I'm going to go find them myself.

{Cora stepped into the council chamber, with O5-03 following shortly after.}

[khronysus]

Spiralling Hallway

Item #: SCP-11120

Object Class: Thaumiel(1) Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All methods of communication are to be monitored for any reports of SCP-11120 and related entities. Posts online related to SCP-11120 are to be taken down immediately. Reports to ███ ██████ ██████ describing interactions with SCP-11120 or related entities are to be sent immediately to Site-14 for filing.

If SCP-11120-01 manifests in a Foundation site or area, one (1) class D is to be sent to explore it as soon as possible. The class D will be given the most updated map of SCP-11120 and one (1) handheld ██████ brand magnetic tape recorder.

All instances of SCP-11120-01 outside of Foundation sites are to be monitored for victims, but otherwise left alone and ignored. Survivors of SCP-11120 are to be monitored closely and ██████████.

Description: SCP-11120 is a dimension consisting solely of a recursive hallway. The area is illuminated by electric sconces spread at 10ft (3m) intervals. The walls are covered in a colour-shifting wallpaper with a swirling pattern that seems to create fractals. Its flooring consists of faded carpeting with a thick rug that runs down the middle. The walls, carpet, and rug also change colours. It is impossible to tell what any of their original colours were as all reports vary upon arrival and throughout expeditions. Despite this, it is impossible to record when or how their colours change, as subjects are unable to focus on or notice them changing. Attempts to bring visual recording devices into SCP-11120 have been unsuccessful.

On the walls between every sconce is a framed object. Each frame measures approximately 2ft x 4ft (61cm x 122cm). The object within these frames is one of the following: (1) an illusory oil painting of the wall opposite it, giving a mirror-like effect; (2) a photograph with the same effect; (3) a real mirror, which reflects anything situated before it in the hall and the wall opposite. It is impossible to remove the frames from the walls. Attempts to break the mirrors only result in the surface fracturing.

SCP-11120 can only be accessed through instances of SCP-11120-01, a wooden door that is painted dark yellow with a black handle. Its dimensions, material, and style can vary, often blending in with its environment. SCP-11120-01 can appear on any flat surface, both vertical and horizontal. It can also manifest as a freestanding door at any elevation. The handle of the door will always be to the viewer’s right and open inwards. This includes free standing doors that can be viewed from both sides. Viewers on the opposite side of the door do not see any indication of someone opening the door on the other side and maintain the ability to open the door as well. Participants entering on opposite sides of the door will appear in separate places. It is unknown whether both people are in the same version of SCP-11120 or not.

Addendum ██/██/2012: Following Incident #14-011████ reports from ███ ██████ ██████ have described a humanoid entity resembling Dr. █████ inside SCP-11120. This entity has been tentatively marked SCP-11120-02. Further research to come.

(1) See Proposal [REDACTED] by Dr. Shelley. Denied. A pu eoe qdci gzvsidn cmqjzss txv. - O5-11

[acorn-field]

Rooster's File (Eng ver.)

General Data 

Name : Bradshaw Bradley 

YG (Year Group) : 09 

Date (this file was) Processed : 200415 

SSN (Social Security Number) : **** 

Designator : 1310 (Naval aviator) 

Date of Birth : 840627 

Age : 35 

Prof. Serv. Date:

Promotional History 

Current Flag : 

CAPT (Captain, O6): 

CDR (Commander, O5): 

LCDR (Lieutenant Commander, O4): 

LT (Lieutenant, O3): 150522 

LTJG (Lieutenant junior grade, O2) : 130522 

ENS (Ensign, O1) : 110522 

Current WRNT :

Current Duty 

Present Duty Station Title : STRKFIGHTON EIGHT SEVEN (Strike Fighter Squadron 87 / VFA-87) 

Present Billet Title : AVTR (Aviator)

Education - Formal (College)

College : UVA (University of Virginia)

Year : 09 

Level : BACH/1 PR (Bachelor's+ 1 In-Progress?/ 1 Primary??) 

Major : POLY SCI (Political Science)

-

Language : SPA (Spanish)

Proficiency : 1010 (Basic)

-

Sub Specialty : ED2 (TRV LSO CVN / Training Landing Signal Officer (LSO) for Aircraft Carriers (CVN) - completed the necessary training and is qualified to serve as an LSO on nuclear-powered aircraft carriers (CVN))

Education - Service Schools

(Navy-sponsored graduate courses, administered by the Superintendent of the Naval Postgraduate School) 

Course Name : (none)

Completed : (none)

Duration : (none)

Previous Service 

Active Duty Base Date | Previous Military Service | Year | Months | Highest Rate-Grade 

060413 | ACTIVE | 4 | 01 | HT2 (Hull Maintenance Technician) 

090522 | ACTIVE | 11 | 02 | LT/O3 (Lieutenant, O3)

Personal Decorations/Award  

AIR MDL S/F (Air Medal S/F) : 02  ("Strike/Flight" for participation in sustained aerial flight operations)

NAV COM (Navy Commendation Medal) : 02 

NAV ACHV (Navy & Marine Corps Achievement Medal) : 03

NATL DEF (National Defense Service Medal) : 01

Special Qualifications

AVIATOR

SFTI (Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor. TOP GUN Graduate)

LT ATK FA1801 (Light Attack FA-18 : Successfully completed an ACTC curriculum Level II)

PLTTRA JET 01 (Pilot Training Jet :  Successfully completed CNATRA Training Wing I or Training Wing 2 Jet syllabus)

Remark 

Pay Status - D82 

Total Years Federal Service - 15.03 

Address: VA BEACH VA (Virginia Beach, Virginia)

--

Sources:

- ED2/TRV LSO CVN (Thanks to @moon8622) / LSO NATOPS: https://info.publicintelligence.net/LSO-NATOPS-MAY09.pdf

- Service Schools: https://mccareer.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/service-schools-complete-list1.pdf

- AQD codes :   https://www.mynavyhr.navy.mil/Portals/55/Reference/NOOCS/Vol1/Manual_I_78_PTD_AQD_Jan22.pdf?ver=7s9cc609qUjGPP9xD8cFEg%3D%3D

-  AIR MDL S/F : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Medal

-  NAV COM : http://www.navywriter.com/navy-commendation-medal.htm

-  NAV ACHV : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achievement_Medal

-  NATL DEF : https://www.medalsofamerica.com/blog/national-defense-service-medal-blog-post/#:~:text=The%20National%20Defense%20Service%20medal%20is%20awarded%20to%20those%20who,Reserve%20during%20the%20Gulf%20War.

[sleepiestdreamer]

Master list 01 :

ID PACKS —

Creepy cat / cat in the void

God of death

Liminal spaces

Fallen / monstrous angel

Wolf boys

Hybrid kids

Animal crossing

Lavender (flower)

Margarita Blankenheim

Technology

Violinist / Antonio + wine / casino

Masc/neu love

Doll + secrets

Teddy bear

Starflesh

o5 council

Biblically accurate angel

Madoka Magica

Deimos

Harpy eagle + victorian

Horror eyes

Apostle

Franziska Von Karma

Zombie

Clover + cutecore

Borzoi

Masc/neu cryptid deer

Angel wings

Neu / fem sleepy barn rat

Masc Marble Hornets

Divine machinery

Creepy

Gaggleland

[adhdo5]

completely random question but how would you rank o5ver on a scale of most to least r/malelivingspace

Teeth EXTREMELY high on this scale. Not only is Area 77 this series of fucked up cavernous hangars empty and just painted cement like Confinement ass test chambers but Teeth's overall situation right now is the cosmic equivalent of IDo NOT DESERVE ........... a Bed Frame .

Bureaucrat has things in his office. Barely. Living the austere life of it all

Ambassador's is less pathetic than Cowboy's but Ambassador edges him out on this list because it's more insane. The closest thing he has to a permanent office is his getaway helicopter, which is definitely some kind of insane influencer situation

Cowboy isn't blatantly this he's not a textbook case but his office is pretty visibly unlived in. The customization basically ends with the stupid ass cowboy routine it's all he has; the only thing tht distincts his office from the standard issue is that it gives you lung damage

Forward's office has (periscopic) windows which makes it insanely good by O5 standards but it's also basically just an armory and he sleeps also in standard dormitory

Lesser is despite his convention hall of an office pretty low bc while that is a convention hall he is real into ergonomics and cares about his equipment

Archivist sits in the dark in her archive and she lives in there. It has things necessary to sustain humanoid life including a minifridge with like konjac jellylikes and similar; it is clean, tidy, and well taken care of but it is also notably insane because her priorities are so weird but it is also absolutely visibly a workspace modified so she has to leave it as little as possible. It's archivemaxxed.

Outsider's space is significantly less comfortable/customized but you can tell that she is being kept busy? Like it's very enthusiastically lived in and full of stuff. There's some things in there that are Nice that have been Given To Her but it's got the ~slight barrenness of transience

Founder seems like he shouldn't be this low but it doesn't have the implicit self loathing. His fucked up inner sanctum may be hostile to human life but that's because it's for him specifically. In his element.

Physician is lower than Founder mostly because his office is jam packed full of nonsense and he likes it that way. Everything is visible all the time or he will forget about it

Nazarene is a carpenter and she's given up enough in this fucking world. Area 01 has some of the top dorm bedding in the Foundation and she has learned a hard lesson about letting her office serve her needs insofar as she's sitting there. It's also generally nice, apart from the skulls and the smell of blood

Site 17, being the sapient containment facility, is the Greenpath of Foundation facilities and Philosopher's offices (plural. Site 17 is big and he's forgetful) r no exception, especially since Philosopher (who in this respect is pretty normal) spends a decent amount of time in them and also they have to have good optics. You can have plants in there. You can have carpet. The dormitories are nice (makes Zyn and Kondraki further unhinged for sleeping in the aviary 90% of the time). He gets the medal for being the most well adjusted guy on the list

Tamlin House, being nonbinary, is everywhere and nowhere on this scale.

[hananoami]

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[occasionalsnippets]

O5 MC X ALPHA 01 OPERATIVE WINNING LETS GOOOO

lol

[314-hope-estate]

Item #: SCP-001 <THE ESTATE>

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001’s perimeter is to be patrolled by members of MTF Alpha-0 (House Keepers) at all times. Civilians are to be informed that the location is a private estate and thus closed to the public. Trespassers are to be tranquilized and removed from the premises.

Description: SCP-001 is a large, Victorian style mansion, serving as Site-01, located in North America. Due to the anomalous effects of the object, SCP-001’s interior dimensions vary. SCP-001 is able to shift and alter it’s internal structure in accordance to the wants and needs of its occupants.

Testing has found that SCP-001 is intelligent and able to respond to verbal requests. The extent of the object’s intelligence is unknown.

Discovery Log: SCP-001 was inherited by Z████████ B████w███ (now AD-00) from his uncle in 18██ following the man’s disappearance. After inviting A████ S█████, a close personal friend, they discovered the anomalous nature of the building and went on to create the SCP Foundation, using the building as their base of operations.

This is a blog dedicated to 314-Hope's SCP-001, code-named "The Estate," as well as those who call it home outside that of the O5 Council and the Administrator.

This includes:

The Order of the Shielding Dark, a cult dedicated to the Administrator.

Mr. Deeds, the butler summoned by SCP-662

Lord Blackwood, otherwise known as SCP-1867

And more to come.

RULES:

Do not kill or attempt to mortally wound anyone.

No sexual/overly suggestive asks.

No god modding.

Magic Anons are allowed.

DNI: TERFS and other similar groups.

[o5-the-daughter]

/User/O5-01/> I would like to ask that you not antagonize Lotus. They are far to useful to risk an outburst, and their persistent optimism is regarded as a virtue.

/User/O5-01/> End of Line.

- @upper-admin-scp

Did you miss the part where your brat came into my inbox to antagonize me?

[crehador]

brother crab's top ops/eds playlist of 2023

o1. tombi - kvi baba | o2. antinomy - amazarashi | o3. shinda! - masayoshi oishi | o4. mephisto - queen bee | o5. song of the dead - kana-boon | o6. statice - saji | o7. 01 - queen bee | o8. lip-sync - hockrockb

[foundationhq]

EMPLOYEE ID 5354-7832-1; 52 𝑃𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑈𝑃.

𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞 Miriam “Midge” Rosenbaum 𝐀𝐠𝐞 53 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫/𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 non-binary, they/she 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 Rachel Weisz 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 closed

PROFILE.

Born to a highbrow family and destined for a military career, [52 𝑃𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑈𝑃] grew up with a silver spoon in their mouth and a silver bullet in the chamber. Their work in various classified government organizations, namely the CIA, would speak for itself — if this operative hadn’t ensured that their clandestine accomplishments were well-hidden. But [52 𝑃𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑈𝑃] was never one to rest on their laurels; indeed, they always seemed driven, desperately, to seek something more. Really, recruitment into the Foundation’s Site-01 covert cells was simply inevitable. With the Ethics Committee’s newest enterprise underway, it won’t hurt to have [52 𝑃𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑈𝑃] running counterintelligence within MTF Chi-00. The Committee has stood in the way of the Overseer Council for far too long; and as long as [52 𝑃𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑈𝑃] plays their cards right, the Broken Scales of Themis should be the first step of this operative’s long-sought climb to the top. — Top Secret Internal Memo from O5-█ to O5-██.

LAST ASSIGNMENT.

FIELD  AGENT;  Disinformation  Bureau, maintained  the  Veil  during  MTF  Tau-11's  capture  of  SCP-1264,  and  scrubbed  data  evidence  of  the  containment  online.  Enacted  astroturfing,  DDoS attacks,  and  other  online public  relations  campaigns  to  shut  down  a civilian  disruptor,  who  alleged  a  government  coverup.  Case  concluded  with  hospitalization  of  the  conspiratorial  party  with  minor  injuries,  and  considered  settled.

INTERRELATIONS OF NOTE.

𝑆𝑀𝑂𝑂𝑇𝐻 𝑂𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅. Your contact in the O5 warned you to watch out for this operative, but if your new commander is good, you’re better — and sneaking information back to the O5 right under 𝑆𝑀𝑂𝑂𝑇𝐻 𝑂𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅’s nose would be a great way to prove that. Besides, if your commander has something to hide from the Council, isn’t it your duty to expose them? Just imagine how good it look to the O5 if you took out the Ethics Committee’s favorite pet project.

𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐹𝐸𝐶𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅. An agent who hasn’t earned their stripes is sure to be the weakest link on the team and 𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐹𝐸𝐶𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 is so green it’s practically comical. It’s not that you feel anything as shameful as envy over the ease in which they’ve climbed the ranks — it’s just that you can’t understand what the Ethics Committee saw in them. There’s nothing special about 𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐹𝐸𝐶𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 at all, you’ve checked. But there has to be something you’re missing. You’ll keep a discreet eye on them for now.

𝑀𝑋. 𝐶𝑂𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐼𝐴𝐿𝐼𝑇𝑌. This teammate has a real knack for making fast friends, and you’re doing your best to be one of them; their talents and knowledge will be useful to you, so long as they don’t get cozy enough to find out what you’re really up to.

[o5oflies]

DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET

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BASICS

FULL LEGAL NAME: Not Applicable, as she does not and has never had a legal identity, O5-11 is her name

NICKNAME(S): Eleven, Liar, The Father of Lies Overseer, Wilton, Marley, Phasma, Icarus, multiple others

DATE OF BIRTH: Some time at least 400 years ago

GENDER: Genderfaunet

PLACE OF BIRTH: A void

CURRENTLY LIVING: Site 01

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Depends on what face she is using

EDUCATION: Not Applicable

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PHYSICAL INFORMATION

HAIR COLOUR(S): Depends on face

EYE COLOUR(S): Depends on face

HEIGHT: Anywhere from 3′5″ to about 7′ tall

WEIGHT: Varies.

FACECLAIM(S): Impossible

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FAMILY INFORMATION

PARENT/GUARDIAN(S): 5 sets, none named

SIBLING(S): 7 across 3 families, all unnamed

RELATIVE(S): Too many

SIGNIFICANT OTHER(S): Best friends with “wife” The Mother of Secrets

CHILDREN: Not Applicable

PET(S): Alligator named Ronald

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RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

SEXUALITY: Lovequeer Aroace

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Uninterested

SINCE WHEN: ???

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BONUS STUFF FOR FUNSIES

SONGS ASSOCIATED: Deluded by The Overseer

TAGGED BY: @tempest-toss

TAGGING: Nope