#Number Five

[v1trum]

Right. Especially cus he loved the comics like imagine loving a character a ton and then boom ur gonna play the tv version of that character like hello

still not done talking about the fact that aidan gallagher got cast to play one of the most plot-important characters in an adult superhero show among a cast of grown, professional actors at the age of 13, fresh off of a nickelodeon children’s show and managed to deliver one of the most layered, memorable performances and become the favorite of most people who watched it

[fivelila]

Umbrella Academy TV Prop: Photos of Five Photos by wadescott [eBay]

[little-forest-goblin]

Steve blackman i will never not have time to drag you you fucking bitch. You not only ruined a good show with your shitty choices for the fourth season and cut back 6 to 4 but you also blatantly ignored david castenada who tried telling you in the nicest way possible that that fuck ass choice of making a love triangle was uncomfortable and weird. I can't look at any of the interviewings for season 4 because I can feel this thick tension that is awkward between all of them. But lets not just talk about that lets talk about your fucking controversy that has just appeared of you allegedly making a toxic bullying work environment for your staffers. 12 anonymous people gave complaints to HR about your fucking behavior. You pitted staff against each other making an angry and untrustworthy working environment. Oh lets not also talk about the fact there were complaints of your ass making lewd remarks that people said were sexist, homophobic and transphobic. Elliot page praised you for your fucking handling of his characters transition but other sources say you also would praise your team and staff in public and than go behind there back and bully them in private you fucking two faced scumbag. You also would ice out your own fucking staff if they didnt fall in line with what you wanted or would blatantly get rid of them. How fucking power hungry do you have to be to do that shit. Lets not also forget that you were a bastard to a poor pregnant woman who didnt tell you she was pregant when she was hired and had to go on maternity leave so you failed to extend her contract because she didnt make it your business she was pregant you fucking creep. You gossiped and talked shit about your own staff but really you should praise them since they're there to help make this show run. Their there to make this whole operation not fucking crumple and you’d think you’d give them some sort of respect but you wanna act like a little bitch and whine and cry when you dont get your way and get called out when they dont wanna do something that is uncomfortable for not just them but everyone else. Let's also not talk about how you did not give proper credit to those who made scenes and stories for the show and took all that credit for yourself. Your a fucking piece of shit that couldnt come up with your own ideas so you stole everyone else’s because your unoriginal and had nothing good to input within the conversation. On top of all that, I think people should check your computer because you had no problem making a creepy relationship between two vastly differently aged actors. Aidan Gallagher is freshly of age to depict mature romantic relationships within tv shows and you instead of finding someone who is more closely to his age you pick the actress that he GREW UP AROUND. HE WAS A CHILD WHEN THEY FIRST MET. But also fuck Aidans parens too for not maybe coming out and saying that this is fucking creepy. Maybe they where silenced and paid off to stay quiet but looking at Rob gallaghers creepy and controversial fucking behavior anyway, i dont think it took much for them to be silent. The fact that you deny any and all allegations of any of those claims and your representatives tried to save your ass steve and than there was a investigation which surprise sur-fucking-prise was less than comprehensive. You probably paid those investigators off to get off your ass and have your representatives scrambling so you don’t get cancelled and you keep lining your pockets with money that you probably stole from your staff too since you wanna steal their work. so might as well double it and give it back to yourself, right? . Fuck you and everything you stand for steve blackman you toxic, manipulative, predatory, creepy fucking bastard. Fuck you. 

[laurrelise]

i find it so incredibly endearing that five may canonically write his name numerically

also picturing the world on the verge of ending and they all have to sit and tie on bowling shoes for no reason at all

my favorite part abt the bowling alley scene in S1 was how they gave the worker shit for telling then they had to bowl but took the time to rent out and put on bowling shoes

but not only did they rent them for no reason they stole them shits too 😭

[hansodax]

I don't think this scene in Hotel Obsidian will ever not be funny to me 🤷

[vanniahhrgrvs]

My friend introduced me to this app in 2023, and i downloaded the fucking app 2 years later. Okay who asks someone if they have a tumblr on the first day of meeting a classmate? Her.

Anyways if you're a tua, or mcr fan, y'all should follow me cuz i like the attention.

[laurrelise]

hi can i have some tua fic recommendations for five just being an old man. literally just sibling behavior and five being elderly. i love the brother-sister banter and also five being old if that wasn’t already clear. thanks so much and goodnight

[tua-braindump]

About time SOMEONE realized Klaus always knows more than we think!

Bro was marigold-conflicted but still had the wherewithal to actually listen to Klaus’s position instead of automatically dismissing him… It’s giving emotional intelligence it’s giving personal growth…A Man™️.

[sunsickjune]

“i felt that five had to have a love story” okay steve !! fine. i’ll humour you. picture this : lila and five in the subway. they’re travelling to different timelines, loosing hope, trying to find a way home. then they get to a timeline and five sees dolores. but she’s a human, not a mannequin. he falls for her. loves her. wants to stay with her in her timeline. and that’s why lila has to force him to come home. she has kids, a husband, a life. five wants to stay with dolores more than anything. but he goes home, back to his timeline, because he knows he has to save his family. because he loves them more.

[feralnumberfive]

[motteteto]

who do i gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?????

[little-forest-goblin]

Steve blackman i hope you trip and fall for that shitty season with those shitty plot holes with those shitty choices and that shitty ending. Fuck you.

[laurrelise]

if i had a dime for every time i’d been watching tua with someone else in the room vaguely listening and something weird happens (because weird happenings is basically the plot of the entire show) and i had to give context i would be rich enough to put on a new and improved second production of season 4

watching umbrella academy whilst my older brother is in the room playing video games and he just heard 'I'm the daddy here' with NO context

[twobraincells-art]

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

[currentlyonstandbi]

all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*

Brisket Five in the kitchen:

[velvet4510]

In s1, Five tells Allison he wants to live long enough to meet Claire.

In s4, Five and Claire never interact.

This is the most consistent show of all time, WOW!