#Now with 3 NEW HEADCANONS! 💥

[lexyscross]

Kirsch family headcanons! 💕 (Pt. 1)

(Reposting this in parts because Tumblr changed their shit and won't let me edit the original post now.)

Since Radio Silence wanna play tricky, let’s just say that their first names are all the same, and their family name is Kirsch. I’m also assuming their personalities were all genuine and not just acts they put on. (Except for Ethan; I believe his Shy Awkward Bean personality was an act, and I've heard Jack Champion said so himself. I think he was likely a spoiled little douche canoe. (*affectionate) But, mostly, the only mentions here of him being shy or meek are the childhood headcanons, so it still works.)

Okay? Let’s go!

Richie is eldest (obviously), 7 years older, to be exact. Quinn and Ethan are twins; Quinn is older by 6 minutes. (Ethan is soooooo Baby Brother coded!)

Richie’s, Quinn’s, and Ethan’s nicknames from their parents as babies/little kids were “Buddy,” “Pretty Girl,” and “Pookie Bear,” respectively. (And they still fit the vibes when they grew up. 🥺)

The twins learned how to ride bikes at 5 or 6 years old. Quinn, with all of her boldness and confidence, took to it easily, but Ethan (having seen Quinn fall a couple of times, but get right back up) was scared. Quinn teased him for it, telling him to stop being a baby. Richie encouraged him, telling him that he wouldn’t let him fall and holding on at first until Ethan felt safe enough for Richie to let go.

They are absolutely one of those families that wear matching Christmas pajamas.

Wayne often worked late (obviously, he’s a detective), and their mother had... some career that required her to work late every now and then, so Richie sometimes had to babysit Quinn and Ethan. Whenever this happened, they would have a Stab marathon (even though their parents told him not to show the kids those movies). Quinn liked them almost immediately; for Ethan, it took 2 or 3 marathons for him to warm up to them.

Richie and Ethan are both autistic, but only Richie was diagnosed because with him it was more “apparent,” with his hyperfixations and all. Everyone just thought Ethan was shy and sensitive. This contributed to Wayne’s spoiling of Richie’s Stab obsession; he wanted to be supportive of his son’s interest (even though his wife told him it was unhealthy to indulge such a morbid fascination), but he took it too far. 🥺

Quinn has ADHD. She wasn’t diagnosed until she was 17.

Being that he’s 7 years older than them, Quinn and Ethan sort of hero worshipped Richie.

Richie loved his baby siblings, and he’d stab a bitch for them, but he was also constantly annoyed by them and how much they wanted to be around him. And they were often trying to get into his YouTube videos, trying to jump in-view of the camera (especially Quinn), which drove him nuts. (”MOM! DAD! MAKE THEM GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”)

The kids sometimes helped Richie with his fan-films. But Richie was very... fastidious when it came to his art, so he wouldn’t really let them do much; it was more like letting them hand him props and stuff like that. But once they got older, he allowed them to actually be in the movies... as victims, of course.

Ethan liked looking over Richie’s shoulder (to Richie’s annoyance) while he’d draw. It started out as a baby brother shadowing his big brother, but eventually he started liking the violence and the gore of it.

They’re all so protective of each other, but Richie and Quinn also low-key bully Ethan. (🖤)

Once, when Richie was 13 and Ethan was 6, Richie play-smacked Ethan on the head just a bit too hard; Ethan starts WAILING, full screaming sobs, and Richie panics, not wanting to get in trouble. He starts trying to shush Ethan and rubs his head, “Shh, shh, stop crying. You’re okay! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, stop crying!!” He lost his Stab privileges for a week.

Cute childhood pictures of little Richie holding his baby siblings. 🥺 Like if you feel like chewing on glass. 🙂

When they were 7, some kid pushed Ethan on the playground at school and was picking on him, so Quinn jumped on this kid and started decking him. A teacher pulled her off of him, called the parents, and Wayne had to come to the school. Quinn told him what happened, and said, “Daddy, you say we have to look out for each other.” He acted upset with her in front of the principal and fake lectured her, but once they got to the car, he told her, “That’s my girl!” No one fucks with their family.

When Quinn and Ethan were born, Quinn (being the elder twin) screamed until Ethan was finally out and their mother held them together. She has always been a protective sister!

When Ethan was little (ages 5-10), he'd go to sleep in Richie's bed with him whenever he got scared. (A nightmare or a storm, or after Richie made him watch a horror movie, before he got desensitized to them.) Richie would act so annoyed, but he'd always let him anyway. (Truly, he was annoyed, but he also felt some pride that his baby brother came to him to feel safe. 🥺)

Richie often had to deal with the twins crawling into his bed at night. These kids wouldn't leave alone. 😩

The family had a good amount money, and those kids were spoiled rotten. Wayne gave them whatever they wanted, but it was always with the best of intentions and love in his heart. (Ethan, being the baby – if only by a few minutes, was kind of a spoiled brat.)

(Part 2)

[ozzgin]

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Boku no Hero Academia:

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BNHA Characters x Artist! Reader

BNHA Headcanons: Pro-Hero Todoroki Shoto x Reader

Hakuouki:

[WIP Request] Yandere! Hakuoki x Reader (Demon Trio)

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Sesshomaru x Butterfly Demon! Reader Headcanons

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Monster:

[WIP Request] Johan Liebert x Reader

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[Wattpad] Yandere! Akatsuki x Reader Book (ongoing)

Obey Me!

Yandere! Solomon x Reader

Demon Brothers x Reader Headcanons [Belphegor, Beelzebub, Mammon]

Manga/Webcomics:

WORST Characters x Reader

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[WIP Request] WORST Characters x Cat(like)! Reader

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[Hogwarts Legacy] Yandere! Sebastian Sallow x Reader

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[CoD] [WIP Request] König x Male! Reader Headcanons

[CoD] König Fanart

[LoZ] [WIP Request] Yandere! Fierce Deity Link x Hylia! Reader

[Baldur's Gate 3] [WIP] Yandere! BG3 Characters x Reader Headcanons

[Baldur’s Gate 3] Bhaal Headcanons

[Baldur's Gate 3] Monster Headcanons

[luffyvace]

Undertaker wants to Court you! ~(Headcanons)~

Can’t wait for the public school arc who’s with me?!

this dude is so silly 🗿 enjoy some hcs of this ridiculous little man

Undertaker is funny. He uses that to his advantage when courting. Well, it actually depends on what type of humor you have- most of his are usually those jokes that are kinda funny but at the same time your like ‘That’s outta pocket! 🤦‍♀️😑😂’ yk?

he always wants to hear jokes. He asks you randomly and no matter what type he laughs at them. Rude humor? Hilarious! Dad jokes? That one really tickled his fancy! 😂 why did the chicken cross the road?? To get to the other side? 🤣🤣💥

now usually I feel he has a specific sense of humor but with you everything’s just kinda funny. It’s that moment when your with someone who you can laugh at the most unfunniest stuff ever and still be cackling at it anyway 😭💕

he’s always telling them as well. Might I say, at the worst times 😏 you just watched someone run over a stray animal? Oh he’s got a joke for that hear him out- LIKE BRO 😭⁉️

HES THE TYPE OF GUY WHO MAKE YOU LAUGH BEFORE EVEN TELLING YOU THE JOKE BECAUSE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE STUPID 👍

Let’s also talk about hiiiis…! weird side! (I’m saying ‘side’ like he’s isn’t always weird..) This is pretty much him just being a creep? Ish? Like that scene where he was in the barrel licking salt…🤨 or how he’s always in coffins (which tbh seems more normal for a grim reaper but still..) either way this dudes’ real weird and he doesn’t tone it down, even around you despite the fact that it may or may not (you decide) push you away

He’s a very mysterious dude, so how ever you met him I guarantee it was eerie and somewhat strange. Therefore you were likely intrigued by him, so when you went on your first date it was, well, very interesting! There’s so many layers to unravel with this guy! Ngl even now you’ve only semi unraveled this incomprehensible man but at the least you do learn more as you get to know him :P

his past is….complicated is an understatement- gimme a new word.

literally no one but him knows his full past all the way up to this very day. Looks like no one has stuck around long enough! Since you will I guess you’ll be the first to figure it out! ;)

now I’ll say this, he won’t sit down and just tell you everything, no. That won’t be any fun! 😄 you’ll have to have the intelligent to sit down and decode it piece by piece with the tidbits of information he gives you randomly. Yes! It’s going to be comical seeing you try and put this whole thing-a-ba-jig together! (^_−)−☆ 🤣

his nonjudgmental yet opinionated personality is scary if you don’t like folk who come off too strong. Or if your sensitive- 😄 he’s a ‘tell-it-like-it-is-and-I-don’t-give-a-ship’ type of guy. Buuuut! If your similar to him in that sense you’ll probably understand him a lot more. Him being nonjudgemental is perfect for peeps of all types so that’s a plus!! 💗

ranting about his fascination with humans during your dates comes with the package! ☝️He just does, it’s always one of his topics, and ngl it’s nothing boring either, he’s got quite a few stories to tell with even more jokes in between, which is sure to make for a lovely date <3 plus at some point all species in black butler experienced being a human, and idk about y’all but the study of human nature, psychology and how the brain works is a very interesting thing for me! I’d definitely be able to keep a conversation like that up for some time, me personally.

He puts up a front of a funny weird guy when there’s more to him if you read between the lines. Which, don’t get me wrong that certainly is a part of the real him, he just makes sure to highlight it so you don’t look at the rest 😃👌

he’s a real creepy fellow..even towards you 😭 (on purpose) and whether he’s trying to court you or not there’s no escaping it- if it starts to push you away he’ll find a way to incorporate laughter into it to make it more appealing, but no, he won’t change his ways 😭

WHY DOESN’T HE WASH HIS HAIRRRR

(yes it’s canon 😞)

you force him to wash his hair 😘💋 pls he needs it. or at least do it with him so it’s more fun. It’ll probably be easier to convince him that way

Time to talk about his work as a grim reaper!!! :3 (retired anyway) if you are reaper you get to follow each other around doing tasks! human? You both go your separate ways to work, whatever that may be. A demon? The same as a human really! Just this time you might have a contract with somebody. Buttttt!! A perk of all three is getting to work in the funeral parlor with him ;3 it’s a good disguise if your a demon/reaper and also some good quality time for you and your reaper 😘 (i mean, I hope you don’t mind morbid stuff cuz he’s a mortician after all 😅)

his little Russian roulette with the phantomhives 🕺 (LOL) no seriously I have no clue what type of relationship he has with them besides the fact that he serves them for the price of top notch laughter 🧑‍🍳💋 but you might! I’d say he’s more willing to let you in then anyone if he’s trying to court you! That obviously means he wants to trust you with his heart! So yeah! You likely know a thing or two—more about Ciel than Vincent but any info will do at this point 😭 it’s a start right? 🤷‍♀️

whenever Ciel comes over you get to witness him or Sebastian try to make undertaker laugh, it’s not like they can kick you out, you work there! Perks 😏 You can pretty much tell the one time Ciel made him laugh himself it was just a whole bunch of tomfoolery 😂 (why did it take so long⁉️😭) Sebastian is also able to make undertaker laugh really hard immediately so I wonder what he does 🤪 guess you’ll get to see! 😋

undertaker opening up to you is a process that requires patience. And don’t be pushy!! I mean this for your sake, by the way. You’ll drive yourself crazy since you’ll never get an answer that’s not riddles or straight up jokes. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

yeah overall his way of courting is really strange but when it comes to making things official he’s poetically blunt. The type of blunt where you have to process for a second like ‘wait what does that mean- oh. OH-’

Anyway I’m gonna talk about the actual dates now cuz I’ve pretty much just been mentioning the madness that comes with it this entire time :3 and yes as I said that’s a way of courting to him. He’s weird and blunt but doesn’t wanna do things the traditional way. So getting you involved in his antics is his way of saying ‘hey i like ya and I want ya to stick around’. And jokes. HAHAHAH 😂

dates with undertaker normally consists of tea, jokes, human psychology and gossip 🗿 ever since I saw ciel in wonderland I couldn’t get over the fact that undertaker was at a tea party and now I headcanons him to like tea LOLOLOL! I mean I know that’s how the plot goes in the actual slice movie and he was just playing the role of the character but, think about it—don’t it kinda fit???? Like?? Okok Hear me out hear me out- imagine sipping on some tea with Undertaker and gossiping on the latest drama from the underworld, ‘I heard a rare case is happening where blah blah blah *giggle* *giggle* chatter chatter..’ ETC! like idk how to explain it but do you see the vision???

I can also see him doing that dramatic anime thing where they sip they’re drink majestically then say something intelligent sounding (☝️🤓) (about psychology, for him) as the wind blows 😂😂 YK? LOLL even worse if your in a outside background and his eyes shows (cuz the character who never shows they’re eyes always show them when they get serious 🤣)

i love how shameless this guy is

why don’t we know this guys’ real name⁉️ Can’t even give him a nickname because ‘undertaker’ isn’t nickname material!! What am I supposed to call him???? Taker’ ⁉️😭🗿

ENJOY @doudouma HERE’S YOUR SURPRISE~ 🤗

[shadowdaddies]

Here's my Throne of Glass masterlist! I'll keep my posts linked here🩶

✨= fluff

❤️‍🔥= smut

💧= angst

💥 = action (ka-pow!)

Manon

❤️‍🔥My Girl (Manon x Reader)

✨Roar of the Wind (Manon x Reader)

✨Lead the Way (Manon x Reader)

💧✨ Balance (Manon x Reader)

💧✨Beloved (Manon x Reader)

💧✨ In Your Corner (Manon x Reader)

✨Lift Me Up (Manon x Reader)

✨Golden (Manon x Reader)

Dorian

💧✨❤️‍🔥King's Queen (Dorian x Reader)

💧✨❤️‍🔥 Masquerade (Dorian x Reader)

❤️‍🔥Phantom Touch (Dorian x Reader)

💧✨Distraction (Dorian x Reader)

✨The Bet (Dorian x Reader)

❤️‍🔥NSFW Headcanons

Aelin

✨All I Want for Yulemas (Aelin x Reader)

Aedion

❤️‍🔥Serenity (Aedion x Reader)

Asterin

✨Taking Flight (Asterin x Reader)

❤️‍🔥Get a Room (Asterin x Reader)

✨Getting Lost (Asterin x Reader)

✨Keeping Secrets (Asterin x Reader)

❤️‍🔥Stress Relief (Asterin x Reader)

❤️‍🔥One Bed (Asterin x Reader)

Vesta

✨New Beginnings (Vesta x Reader)

Gavriel

💧✨Always Yours (Gavriel x Reader)

✨Mine (Gavriel x Reader)

❤️‍🔥Every Part (Gavriel x Reader)

Fenrys

❤️‍🔥Wild Things (Fenrys x Reader)

✨Anywhere (Fenrys x Reader)

💧💥 ✨Reunited (Fenrys x Reader)

↳ Part 2 Part 3

💧✨Hope Reborn (Fenrys x Reader)

Lorcan

✨Flawless (Lorcan x Reader)

❤️‍🔥So Lorcan DID (Lorcan x Reader)

✨When You’re Sick Headcanons

Elide

💧✨❤️‍🔥Solstice Confessions (Elide x Reader)

Poly Fics

✨Protective Instincts (Rowaelin x Reader)

✨Puppy Love (Rowaelin x Reader)

✨Get Clean (Rowaelin x Reader)

✨Better Mood (Manorian x Reader)

💧✨❤️‍🔥Attention, Please (Manon x Reader x Asterin)

✨ Cold Hands, Warm Heart (Manon x Reader x Asterin)

✨Any Excuse (Asterin x Reader x Sorrel)

✨Lucky Me (Asterin x Reader x Vesta)

✨We Have Now (Elorcan x Reader)

💧Meant to Be (dark!Manorian x Reader)

↳ Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

the beautiful dividers on my blog are by saradika-graphics

[pillowdrawz]

MASTERLIST OF ANYTHING 🎨🖌DRAWING

Commission Sheet

(Idk how a master list work)

Btw I did all of this for fun FOR FUN.

♤Turtles forever Au [just a bunch of Turtle gen. Interacting] (On hold)

° Meeting 1. (Old art)

• Meeting 2 (old art)

○ busted meeting 3 (old art)

● Cloaking broach? 1 (old art)

□ Cloaking Broach! 2 (old art)

■ Don's training (old art)

♤ Training

◇ Mutated Soldiers

♡ Mutated Soldiers Leo

◇ Mutated soldiers Donnie

♧ Raph meeting 2012 meme

☆ Meme a Ten is speaking. (Old art

▪︎ Into the leo verse. (Old art)

¤ Turtles and Their Krang

《 Leo's traumas

{ Think leon think

》Leo's and Rise raph

¡ 12 MIKEY CHEATZ. (Old art)

? Spider verse Meme leos

} Hopeful (old art)

[ Don't talk to me or Otherme (Oldart

☆ Playing (old art)

R adorable Rise raph. (NOT SHIPPING)

\ Pranks and Destruction.

◇ watching Leo get L.

♧ watching Donnies get guns

$ Bamf Leo in 2012 world.

1 Future Leo's,MiseryxCprxreesespuffs

% Energy and Stab-

$ Accidentally Mutated Vs Purposely Mutated

2 Raphs Slay

÷ Raphs Height (Not canon I just had fun)

E He likes to be tall

V Is For Valentine's L is for 2003 Mikey/j

Y- Yoshi!!??

A, B.E.A.S.T ACTOR AU

, :3

4 Mutant Mayhem ???

5 Tmnt Animatic Leo's "You'll play your part"

B B.e.a.s.t Leo Joins?

🃏 Joking about trauma be like

💥 Mutant Mayhem Donnie meets??

🐇⚔ Leosagi both 2003 and rise

🤚 DANGEROUS

🙂 ask someone else

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◇ Hamatos Umarekawari Au.(On going)

* first post Explannation

+ Raph's death explained

× first meeting part 1

÷ Second meeting part 2

= Meeting (thanos meme)

€ Ryu took the wheel literally

£ Memes

^ more Memes twins

¥ Posture

₩ Bandana

# Rise Boys Looks

$ Random Art of the Au.

% Twins powers

& Float

- Another meeting but different

= Baby?

$ COUSINS??

# Origin???

8 The Kids cloaking brooch/Human form

9 Shelly take care of grandpa...NO DONT KILL HIM-

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Random things/ Headcanon)

Rottmnt recoil fanart

TAIL

Cloaking Broach Raph

Cloaking Broach leo Part 1 (bad art)

Cloaking Broach Leo part 2

Cloaking Broach Donnie

MY FAV HC ABOUT THE TWINS

MY FAV HC ABOUT HAMATO NINPO

Rise Leo new Hc???

RISE LEOS TWO POKEMON

He attacked the floor

Rise raph to Rise splinter

Rottmnt memes

Leo wants his sanity back

Disaster twins and Wildberry

Artist is on their Ao3 Author arc /j

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💀♠️RISESAGA A ROTTMNT X UNDERTALE AU! <<<And for more content click the blog there is now a master list there!!!♠️💀(Rewritting)

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✍Ninjago.✍

+Ninjago Kung fu panda part 1

# Ninjago Kung fu panda part 2

= Lloyd,Brad and Gene fanart

$$ Sensei Garmadon SCREENSHOT REDRAW

B What if Uno reverse card Harumi

--Zzzzzz⏸📶zzzzzzZ--

Rise piece Rottmnt X one piece

- Join His crew

Alabasta arc. Super what??

⚠️spoiler Marineford arc⚠️ Older brother

-------$⏯Monster Promx Monster High crossover comic⏸(On.hold)$----- A SPOOKY CROSSOVER

❌ Oz] Their mission

🧟‍♂️ Brian's And Zombies Part 1

---🗨HAMATOS EXORCISM AU 🗨---

✍ FIRST POST/PROLOGUE?

🖤 EXPLANATION? AND PIEBALD???(joke art only the pokemon one)

👌 Memes

🙌 real lore and Tmnt 2007

✨️Funfacts Mikeys Flaming heads yokais friends

👞clothes..

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--🐢⛑Ninjago x Rottmnt "Turtles Aid Au"🐢⛑--(Ongoing)

⛑ Prologue/first

[annegrey]

Hola primero que nada muchas gracias por el one shot que escribiste de "dos por el precio de uno" me encantó por cierto ❤️‍🔥te podría pedir otro(?) , como reaccionarian las 3 familias al enterarse de la relación de ellos 3(?) Y como se tomarían la noticia del bebé en camino , como reaccionarian los fans de la f1 (?) , red bull como reaccionarian (?) De ante mano muchas gracias 💥❣️

I am really happy you liked it! ❤️

For this request I felt like a (longer) headcanon approach would fit better than a story. I hope you enjoy it just as much! And honestly, keep sending requests, it makes me incredibly happy and even though I can't write all the time, your requests keep me motivated to get back as soon as possible!

How would the world react to the news of your child, and the thereby inevitable reveal of your relationship - Max x Reader x Kelly:

To be honest, you were terrified of Jos. And as much as you loved Max, you weren’t sure he would be able to stand up to his abusive father. Trauma could make the strongest man crumble. But that never came up, because the second he frowned, Kelly ripped him a new one. She protected both of you, and your pregnancy hormones made you sob, ugly. But your lovers supported and protected you from the most terrifying man you knew. Because when you started to cry, and Jos scoffed, Max told him to shove it, and pulled you against his chest. That was the moment you knew, no matter what happened, you and your child would be safe.

Sophie was never a problem, as well as Victoria. You told them even before you were pregnant, and they included you as easily as they included Kelly, and Max actually regretted introducing you to them, because now four women were teaming up against him whenever he did something stupid. Being told up by his mom, his sister and both his girlfriends wasn’t funny at all…

Your family was like “Oh? Okay… Are you happy? Yes? Okay, fine!” They honestly already found peace with the fact that you would never procreate, because you were… special. The fact that you simply needed both a girl- and boyfriend to feel fulfilled might have surprised them a bit, and the fact that one of them was quite a bit older and already had a child was hard to swallow. But when they saw you when you got together with Max and Kelly, they were just happy that you practically radiated peace and happiness whenever you were with your loved ones. Or even just talked about them. (Your grandma needed a bit more time and explanation, but she was old, and tried her best. In the end, she just accepted that you were happy, and you decided to ignore her more oblivious, borderline rude questions for the sake of peace.)

Kelly’s family was similar to your grandmother. They needed a bit, but they were worried about the press and publicity, which you understood. What you also understood was, they weren’t against the relationship, or the child. They were worried about the reaction of everyone outside of the family. And they were the first to contact lawyers, to make sure all three (or rather five, with Baby P and your unborn child included) were taken care of and save when it came to the crazy press and fans.

Now, Red Bull was a bit more difficult. They wanted to be a safe brand, and polyamory wasn’t exactly safe. Especially when the current FIA boss was from the UAE and half of their brand was owned by a Thai business. You understood them, you truly did, but you were also furious. Who did they think they were to interfere with your private life?! But they shut up really quick when Max more or less threatened to switch to Mercedes, a truly European owned company that would just love to prove how progressive they were. So, you were still allowed to the garage and to everything else Kelly was, but whenever possible you were pushed to the background. All three of you agreed that was actually the best, giving you some form of privacy while not starting a fight with a multi-million company.

The fans were crazy. Of course there were the occasional assholes, both of the kind that insulted you, complaining that you were immoral, and corrupt every child that met you with your abnormal tendencies, and the kind that was making lewd comments on how you and Kelly were Max’ sluts, his harem, and other “creative” names, but those would always exist. Most would simply count down the days until Max’ child would be born. You were worried about how Kelly would feel when you were the one to give birth to his biological child, even before you went public, but she simply told you that as long as you and Max loved her, she was more than able to brush everything else off. Being the girlfriend of a Formula-1-champion required some thick skin. (You had the feeling she kept some comments she read and heard about you to herself. Both her and Max.) So everything you saw was incredibly supportive, and lovely, and sometimes brought you to tears because of how sweet the fans were.  

And the fact that there were enough videos of you and Penelope, where she put her hands and ear on your growing stomach, very obviously excited for her little sibling, or telling your baby how she was going to be the best big sister, and they would always play together, helped a lot of people to overcome their hesitancy and get excited for you all.

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

Hello! I've been checking out your page, and I just love all the info we learn here! I'd like to know more about Word Lords since I find them to be very interesting from learning about them from one of your posts. Is there a way you can give me headcanons about them or more factual information? If so, thank you :]

Is there any more factual information about Word Lords?

Unfortunately, there's only so much factual information about them, which is mostly covered in this post, which I'm sure you've already read. In that is also a lovely hypothetical exploration of looming a Time Lord/Word Lord child.

There were a couple of extra things not originally covered in that post (which I'll add in now):

Word Lords gain power if somebody says their name. For example, if you were a Word Lord named 'Field', and someone said 'the field is very green', you would gain the ability to be able to turn very green at will. This has no limits - you could say, 'The field has a nuclear bomb', and guess what you could suddenly make appear?

Word Lords can be 'trapped' inside anything with words, like a book or a comic.

But other headcanons? Let's have some fun. 😃

What could be some headcanons about Word Lords?

All, of course, are made up based on their abilities.

🧠 Headcanon 1: Word Lords and Writers

Word Lords naturally have an affinity with writers, poets, and scholars. Some Word Lords could have secretly guided or influenced famous writers across time, subtly shaping narratives to fuel their own power. Maybe Shakespeare or Tolkien have a few hidden Word Lord fingerprints on them.

📝 Headcanon 2: Word Play Weaknesses

Since Word Lords are fueled by language, they might also be vulnerable to word games and tricks. A riddle or a pun might trap or confuse a Word Lord. Imagine defeating one by leading them into a linguistic trap, like a self-referential paradox that collapses their own existence within a sentence.

💬 Headcanon 3: Dangerous Conversations

The power of a Word Lord increases when their name is spoken, but imagine the chaos if one adopts a name that's a common word or phrase. For example, a Word Lord called Peace could get involved in every conversation about peace negotiations, world peace, or even personal well-being.

📡 Headcanon 4: Influence Over Broadcasting

Given their power over words, Word Lords could influence global communications, like TV, radio, and social media. Imagine one subtly altering news broadcasts, twisting the narrative to suit their needs. They might even use viral internet trends to gain power or manipulate public opinion on a planetary scale.

🔒 Headcanon 5: Locked in Ancient Texts

Ancient books or manuscripts hidden across the universe could act as prisons for particularly dangerous Word Lords. Reading these books aloud might accidentally release them, which explains why some texts are forbidden or lost. Perhaps some Word Lords have been trapped for millennia, waiting for an unsuspecting explorer to release them.

💥Headcanon 6: The Destruction of Language:

A Word Lord's power could be used to destroy a language. By manipulating a particular language's spoken and written word, they could make it so that nobody could remember or understand that language anymore, erasing it from existence, including non-verbal languages.

🏫 So …

There's definitely room to get creative when it comes to the Word Lords, and these are just a few ideas.

Related:

💬|🐾📕What is a Word Lord?: Describing the origins and biology of Word Lords.

📺|🧑📜Shakespeare's Post-Death Career

💬|🛸🌌Can a TARDIS be altered for travel in the multiverse?: How you might go about getting to the multiverse in your TARDIS.

Hope that helped! 😃

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[tonikensalegend]

INTRODUCTION DUH DUH DUNNNNNNNN!!!!

Hiiiii I'm Ella or Legend ( I usually prefer the name 'Legend' for those who are not that familiar to me, but if you are, use both names any way you want ^^)

I go by she/her just to say so YAY!

My asks will always be 100% open (and I'll also take art requests, sooo 👀)

My strawpage is here

NOW SOME THINGS ABOUT ME!!!!!!!

I'm a huge Splatoon fan and I mean HUGE! I've been a fan of the game since the Wii U days. I got Splatoon 1 after Splatfests ended, but when I got Splatoon 2, I got to play the Knights vs. Witches Splatfest (which was my first Splatfest, by the way). I got Splatoon 3 on launch date. :3

Another thing I'm really into is The Legend of Zelda (also Linked Universe). Yes, I was one of those fans whose first game was Breath of the Wild, but that led me to trying past games, and now I've grown to love most of the Zelda games that have come out. (My favorite Legend of Zelda game is A Link to the Past.) I've also gotten into Linked Universe, and my favorite character has got to be Legend. (It's no surprise that my favorite LoZ game is A Link to the Past.)

I'm also into other fandoms but those are my main two

NOW ENOUGH ABOUT FANDOMS🗣🔥🔥⚠️⚠️💥💥💥

All I'll really post here is art, with the occasional headcanons post here and there, so nothing much. But I would like to start communicating with others on here to make new friends. :>

AND THATS ABOUT IT TYSM FOR STOPPING BY TO MEET ME AND STUFF!!! THIS POST WILL CHANGE WHEN NEEDED AND YAYAYYYA

[toastedclownery]

I’ve created a few more new Monkey Wrench headcanons.

Here they are.

1. Beebs doesn’t make a sound when he sleeps.

2. Shrike is a very heavy but noisy sleeper. (Episode 1 confirms this much)

3. Shrike can also shriek REALLY loudly, like a motherfucker. Both as a fear response and a defensive mechanism.

4. When Tyneen gets really angry she hisses and snarls furiously at whoever is pissing her off. Shrike personally finds it to be terrifying and hot in equal measure. “Oh NO…Beebs, she’s doing it again!”

5. Tyneen regards Shrike as a nuisance and a pain in the ass. He’s described in her logs as “that fucking feral squid” or “a major inconvenience”.

6. Shrike’s suit and jacket are the only clothes he really feels comfortable wearing. Before he had them he’d usually wear mismatched human clothes.

7. Scratch got arrested for planting catnip on a LAW officer. “He was askin’ for it! Talking shit about my size!” Also for contempt of court, telling the judge “your mom does monkey tricks” and yelling “fuck you! You’re all a bunch of fuckin’ antichrists! Whatever THAT is!” at the jury.

8. Other cephalopod aliens find Shrike to be odd and bizarre, and he gets a lot of funny looks from them “Yeah I’m a squid like you but I’m…different. It’s a long story and I don’t know most of it.”

9. Any time Beebs ever has to remove his prosthetics, Shrike always makes sure to help him put them back on.

10. Owing to the mysterious nature of his species, Shrike has been mistaken for multiple other creatures. Such as a gecko, a monkey, a lizard, a bizarre human hybrid, a homunculus, or a possum.

11. The Bucket used to have a laundry room with a washing machine and a dryer, but they exploded and had to be jettisoned following an incident. Beebs doesn’t like to talk about it. So they wash their clothes at any laundromat they can find in the meantime.

12. Shrike once accidentally magnetised his shoes to the floor for an entire week, leaving them stuck there. He could take them off (or rather step out of them) just fine, but they were stuck on the floor in the meantime.

What do you think of these ones?

1. Aw 🥺 I find that cute

2. Oooof course

3. And I bet it's high-pitched too. His manliness... Gone

4. Me too Shrike Did you guys hear that. Who said that

5. Major?

6. He tries styling Terran clothes from different countries and time periods and it looks awful

9. THAT'S SO SWEET... I really want to draw or write something with that now 💥

10. An earthworm,

11. Shrike washes himself and his clothes at the same time (if he ever does)

[uhshsmsmaka]

Kin list because I keep forgetting and I wanna keep it written so I remember

giving the biggest “please be my friend ur so cool please please please please” to whoever knows all of these characters

But I’ll say them here anyway, in order from the top left going right.

Mikey - rottmnt

SCP-035 - SCP Foundation

Tawnypelt - Warriors

Ennard - FNAF Sister Location

Dr. Iceberg - SCP Foundation

Moxxie - Helluva Boss

Space Kid - Camp Camp

Phone Guy - FNAF 1 (I think?? I never played the games..)

Phillip Graves - Call of Duty Modern Warfare (reboot)

uhhh idk if I label or spelt that right. I hope I did. That’d be kinda embarrassing if I didn’t lol..

———— why I kin them ig.

btw some stuff is headcanons like so and so being lgbtq and Graves having daddy issues

Mikey ROTTMNT- hell, there’s a lot of reasons.. it’s like… really personal with me lol

4th child, plus youngest. 3 older brothers and often gets left out, or brushed off from being involved. + aro/ace spec.

+ orange theme buddy agh I love u ur so pretty 💛💛

+ ADHD

SCP-035 - hmm.

Wants to watch the world burn, and is here for a good time and is really opportunistic with people, and often forms bonds with people for what they can give him… I’m a bad person I know. I’m trying to change.

+ Latin hehe

+ a lot of people really like him when they first meet, and learn the longer they spend with him, the worse he gets.

Tawnypelt - I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about her bc I didn’t read the 2nd arc, but from what I get, she seems to have struggled with gaining her own identity and being seen as someone other than a clone in her family. I struggle with people only knowing me for my brothers so I relate to her for this.

Also idk her leaving Thunderclan, despite her family, friends, and everything she knows and it being genuinely a good place she is comfortable and happy with— to Shadowclan so she can start a new life just touches me personally.

I don’t want to stay here. It’s not bad here, and everyone I love is here, but I don’t feel like I belong here, and I relate to her for it.

Ennard - yeah.. no, I got nothing. Idk why but he’s just like me fr.

Dr. Iceberg - HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!! I’m an asshole!!! Easily entertained, and doesn’t think of others that much, or the consequences of his actions. + mentally ill

+ bad taste in men

+ probably American with a small fraction of his ethnicity from Europe.

Moxxie - Daddy Issues. shit on by everyone. Underestimated kinda I guess???… and mixed morals. Often really polite— or at least is perceived to be, and is a thinker. Can go absolutely feral if necessary.

+ Italian I guess lmfao

+ short- ish..

+ adults and some older kids shall be referred to as ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’

Space Kid - he likes space. What can I say?

He’s so silly. A lot of the actions and stuff he does feels like stuff I would have done/do.

+ brown hair

Phone Guy - tries to help and probably fails. Hey, he’s trying.

Phillip Graves - Daddy issues. I also headcanon his dad was in the military and he moved around a lot and lived throughout the US, so he’s fairly decent at adapting to different places, and tolerate as hell. “It is what it is” mentality about most everything out of his control.

Finds that one person and looks up to them, and gets really clingy and obsessed with them. Doesn’t show it of course, but in his head he wants to impress them and please them in every way possible. *cough, Shepherd, cough cough*

(I met a lotta people I hyperfixated on giving away everything to make them happy. We’re just casual friends now. Except for that one. She was mean as hell to me. We still meet occasionally tho.)

Outside of headcanons, his personality and the way he acts is just very familiar and relatable to me.

+ American (wtf is a kilometer🦅🫡🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸)

+ makes shitty jokes no one laughs at

[rocketfromphighting]

“It’s Showtime!” ⭐️

Heya there everyone!! This place looks pretty great, huh?

A couple things before we get started!

🚀 Be respectful to me and the others on this blog! 🚀 Inappropriate jokes and humor? Go ahead!! Just don’t be too weird with it, ‘kay? 🚀 And just remember, I do have bombs, and I can and will use them on you if I have to!! 🚀 I’ll add more later, let’s get to the good stuff!

A few things ✨ 💥 I do ship Swocket, Brokerzuka, Zukaheart, Rocketboard, and more. So, sorry if you dont like those! 💥 There will be art :3 💥 You can send asks to Rocket, ofc!! 💥 Other parody accounts or any anons out there, feel free to send asks!! I don’t bite I swear! 💥 Rocket will speak in quotes and blue! 💥He's got an IC strawpage now!!

Tags: #rocket ic (the old tag for in-character responses and posts) #___ interaction (An interaction with another character parody blog) #sharkbite! // rocket ic (new tag for in-char responses) #rocket draws (Rocket ‘spraypainting’ a request)

Headcanons!

Rocket lovveesssss seafood!

Obviously, he has many explosion scars and things like that.

He knows how to carve his horns, it’s just a bit hard to reach it sometimes.

When he was younger, he’d like to paint Zuka’s horns blue (like how they were before) so they’d match.

Favorite song is “AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE A FUNKY BEAT”

He scratches random things into the metal of his prosthetics when he’s bored.

Fangs :) +chew toys

Just a biiitt of autism sprinkled in there

Jealousy issues

Cannot spell words with “ie” or “ei” in them to save his life

Yapper!!!

FtM (Transmasc)

He's fit, but not that fit, sadly.

He has a blue blahaj plush!

Usually, the animal I think of him as is an Axolotl/Shark!

VC: ???

TY FOR READING!! I hope you enjoy your stay :)

[kai-ninjago]

Here is my playlist that I listen to when I’m writing Twisters fic! ^_^

it includes a few songs from the movie, songs that remind me of the fics I’ve worked on, and some that I think the characters would listen to— mostly a lot of country and (as per my own headcanon) classic rock :0

Its also pretty long, so I’ve added little details abt why the song is on the playlist, and you can pick and choose what you want to listen to or skip the ones you already know :P

The fics in question for reference vvv

Getting Over It • Skip to Next Summer • Carry On

🦂Rusty Cage by Johnny Cash

Could apply to any of them— this song reminds me of Scott and Javi’s unhealthy relationship

🌌Skip to Next Summer by Homestyle Dinner Rolls

I’m sure you can tell which one this reminds me of— it even inspired the title! Lowkey I think it’s a must-listen if you’re really liking that fic

🪩Sharp Dressed Man 2008 Remaster by ZZ Top

This one is for Getting Over It lol, makes me think of the scene where Boone and Javi are going through Boone’s old clothes together

🌵Circle K Acoustic by Ricky Chilton

This one’s mostly for Skip to Next Summer bc that’s the fic where they spend the most time out in the middle of nowhere. I think Tyler would like this song lol

💀God’s Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash

Javi listens to this song in Getting Over It :0 it makes him think about his guilt regarding the decisions he made in the past

🌾Arkansas by Chris Stapleton

This is one from the movie :) good for Skip to Next Summer because that fic includes storm chasing scenes with the same positive tone as the movie

⛪️The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie by Colter Wall

For Getting Over It bc it sort of reminds me of Javi’s business dealings in a metaphorical sense.

🍃Feelin’ Country by Thomas Rhett

Also from the movie. Sort of reminds me of the happier moments Boone and Javi have together in both Getting Over It and Skip to Next Summer

🎸Safari Song by Greta Van Fleet

One of the songs they listen to in Getting Over It <3 pretty dang perfect for their stupid situationship

🛤️Ain’t No Love in Oklahoma by Luke Combs

Of course I have to include this one!! I love it sm.

🍻C’mon Down by Poor Man’s Poison

Another one that Javi had on his playlist in Getting Over It

♥️Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Doesn’t really match the genre, but it really matches the way Javi thinks about sex in Skip to Next Summer. It’s sort of a double edged sword; he’s so obsessive about being “good enough” for Boone, he’ll ignore his own interests. Still, it’s not inherently a bad feeling for him, it’s just the way he’s programmed after having been taken advantage of for so long.

🔥Highway to Hell by AC/DC

Just for funsies!! I think Boone would love this song. He and Tyler definitely sing along to all their favorite songs on long roadtrips

🌩️Steal my Thunder by Connor Smith

Another from the movie— any country love song makes me think of them. The exciting new feeling it carries is reminiscent to the second year Javi and Boone have together in Skip to Next Summer

💌I wanna know by tea

Okay this is the odd one out 💀 it’s just really sweet and sad, and perfect for how Javi feels about Boone in Getting Over It. Like, they aren’t quite close yet, but he really wants to be

💋Kiss Me by Homestyle Dinner Rolls

More nonsense about Javi and Boone finding solace in one another regarding their respective unrequited feelings for Kate and Tyler. Every line is perfect as always. Like, “holding on until it breaks me” SHUT UP “I need to know what life is like without you in my head” SHUT THE FUCK UP

💥Dead End Road by Jellyroll

This is literally my favorite part in the whole movie Boone is so cute I love him with all my heart

☠️Come with Me Now by Kongos

This is a song that I think Tyler and the rest of the Wranglers would listen to (and have fun dancing to hehe)

💫Taco Bell by Homestyle Dinner Rolls

This song is perfect for Skip to Next Summer Boone/Javi ^_^ it’s so cute!

🪶Blackbird by The Beatles

Something something recovering from grief and learning to move on— omg Getting Over It what are you doing here??

🐍Greedy Man by Poor Man’s Poison

Another one about Javi being a little bit of a snake when it comes to business

✈️Too Easy by Tanner Adell

Another movie one lol. This one is super fun! The Twisters soundtrack really is my favorite :]

🦴Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi

Another one for them to listen to in the car— this one especially reminds me of Carry On, because the song was also featured in Supernatural and that show served as good inspiration for that fic

💕You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

A song they listen to while cooking together in Getting Over It <3 also foreshadowing to when they fucking FUCK like 1 chapter later

☀️Salió El Sol by Don Omar

Just one more song from the movie :P

🦟American Kids by Kenny Chesney

I love this song <3 it doesn’t have a lot to do with the story that each fic tells, but rather it reminds me of the way I think Tyler and Boone grew up together

🌙Go All The Way by Raspberries

This song reminds me of Getting Over It Boone/Javi— tender and a little uncertain, but still very enthusiastic

🐾Sleeping on the Blacktop by Colter Wall

A song that Boone definitely loves. He is obsessed with cowboy stuff and songs like this are his favorite

🌸New Flesh by Current Joys

Okay nvm THIS is the odd one out lmfao— It reminds me of the way Javi feels in Getting Over It; like absolutely no one in the whole world cares about him. Also for the mention of staying awake all night to avoid having nightmares, that’s very Skip to Next Summer Javi

🌪️Ain’t in Kansas Anymore by Miranda Lambert

How could I not. But yeah, it really captures the draw of storm chasing that Boone feels in all my fics— especially Skip to Next Summer. Also, “You’re torn apart like a trailer park, but you still can’t wait ‘til I come back around” is soooo Boone/Javi coded you have no idea

🌺Sink the Pink by AC/DC

This song was mentioned early on in Skip to Next Summer, as one Tyler plays when they’re storm chasing and Boone is showing off for Javi

🐄Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash

This song is in the movie ^_^ I love it

🥃Good Times Bad Times by Led Zeppelin

Applicable to all of the stories, but especially Getting Over It

🧨Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC

For the vibes mostly :P

🏜️Highway 61 revised by Dave Alvin

Another just bc I think it would be on Ty’s playlist

🧳Help! By The Beatles

For Getting Over It. Javi just needs help for the first time like ever and it freaks him out

🎣Already Had It by Tucker Westmore

More dumb country love songs from the movie <3

💰Providence by Poor Man’s Poison

A lot of Poor Man’s Poison songs remind me of Javi’s business bullshit

💞Tear Us Apart by Sam Barber

This is a rlly good one for Boone and Javi’s relationship in Skip to Next Summer ^_^

🔪In Hell I’ll Be in Good Company by The Dead South

Some more country music for singing along to in the truck

🚪Never Left Me by Megan Moroney

“Came back a different me, but it’s good to see you’re still you” come onnnn come on come on oh my god. “I bet you knew that I’d be back the day you watched me go” COME ONNNNN “now here you are all open arms” RAAAAHHHH (its giving Skip to Next Summer. Javi feels most at home when he’s with Boone ❤️)

🛞Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash

This one inspired the title for the first chapter of Carry On because it’s upbeat tempo reminds me of Addy, but it also sort of reminds me of the unsure yet playful tone of the first little bit of Skip to Next Summer ^_^

🍒Cherry Pie by Warrant

This is one that I almost included in my chapter titles lineup for Carry On— maybe that’s a little bit of spoilers for the direction that story is headed oops 👀

Anyway that’s all! Tagging @amelia-mariee because you replied to my initial post <3

Also pls lmk if any of the links are mixed up 💀

[swiftmitsu]

assumptions [/notneg] [[this kind of feels like headcanons for real people hold up 😭😭]] loud irl [maybe doesnt catch it until someone tells you] confident when around people your comfortable with [maybe a lil shy around new people though] Can get shit done suprisingly fast amazing [you like cheese, and specifically haloumi string cheese, so certified amazing] short term planning is mayhaps better than longterm FAST reaction time [vibes]

handwriting was uneat when younger but now it's decent [again, uneat handwriting vibes but your handwriting when you art is p good so i assume its younger] IDK IF I DID THIS RIGHT EEEEEEEE

(WAIT BUT CALLING THEM HEADCANONS SOUNDS FUN TO ME—)

okayokay so:

1st: yeah. i used to get told off SO much for being way too loud— 😭

2nd: i’m. so different with friends vs strangers 💀(though i feel like it’s common with so many people ehehe✨)

3rd: i WISHHHH (actually it depends.) either i take way too long or i get it done. super quickly. very inconsistent eueue.

4th: 🥺🥺🥺 i’m gonna MELT LIKE CHEESE TOO WAAA💥 /pos

5th: i cannot plan for long term. :shinji_chair_meme:

impulsivity 😭✌️

6th: DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH SLEEP💥

fps games? i will be obliterated 😔

however, i am undefeated in laser tag :3

7th: YEAH WAIT HONESTLY THATS WHAT HAPPENED.

my handwriting only got better because how much i wrote in my sketchbooks 💀✌️

DONT WORRYY YOU DID IT RIGHT 🫂✨💫💫💫💛💛💛

[luffyvace]

Her brook Idk if your req are closed so read this at your convenience 🙏

I wanted to ask for a male harpy reader strawhat hc or if not just hc with luffy, more specifically based off a bird with heavy feathers like a snowy owl cause I’d love to imagine that he complains about the heat a lot and wonders why he’s sweating more then usual but it’s just luffy hugging his legs cus he’s so soft

Love your work brook 🙏☺️

nope! Still open lovely anon<3

when I tell you I did NOT know what a harpy was 🤦‍♀️ I had to do research for accuracy 😅😋

but don’t worry it’s all good I’ll be more than happy to do your request!

I’m telling you right here right now luffy would most definitely be interested in a reader like this!! You know how many unique animals and such he tried to recruit into the crew that weren’t even human?? 😂💗

and thank you!! I’m so happy you enjoy my headcanons :) that makes me very happy!

Okay I’m just saying…….like chopper…if you look more animal than human….his first thought is to eat you

”you think he tastes good?” 😋

😭😭

IT JUST IS !!

moving on…♡

He thinks your wings are really cool

I mean a 6.5 ft wing span…….I do too!!

definitely wanted to measure them to check after he learned that

to which he got himself wrapped up in the measuring tape

Both you and luffy eat “strange” animals

such as sloths, monkeys, porcupines, squirrels, opossums, armadillo’s, anteaters and sometimes parrots…..other birds too 😋🍴

No animal is safe 😭

every island you go to the two of you immediately start scouting for whatever variety of yummy foods you could find

”I’ve got news for you two—normal people don’t eat those animals”

- Nami ♡

it taste absolutely delicious to you!!

honestly you probably got Luffy into eating them

which so funny because he already loves eating all types of weird things

which is probably why he was so easy to convince him to eat it too

like he would normally see a monkey and go oh cool a monkey!

but now….😈😈

not all the time tho

mostly when he’s hungry

……….so I guess I lied, yes all the time 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

he saw you eating a armadillo with some sloth on the side and was like

oooo I gotta try that 🤪🤪

you might dislike for cats seeing as though a harpy’s predator is a jaguar

Least baby harpy’s anyway…

still! 😠

it’s good for you that the sunny is big once y’all upgrade from merry

it has plenty of rooms with shade for you, since a harpy’s natural habitat is rainforests

and they mainly stay in the shade anyway :)

franky probably had a room built that simulates a rainforest for your comfort 💕

like how he simulated the grass

once Luffy found out harpy’s are rare to find and you found the tori tori no mi - model: harpy- it was pretty much settled for you to join the crew :)

like he loves rare stuff!

it’s like treasure!

and you know darn well a pirate will fight for his treasure! 😼

you use your high pitch bird call to reunite the strawhats whenever you guys get separated (which is like- every time you go on an adventure 😀 besides the point-)

it’s loud enough and ranges far enough to the point where it’s more efficient than yelling

very much so comes in handy when your in danger too

also not to mention luffy is 100% gonna wanna fly on your back since you have wings

he probably won’t even ask

he’ll just rocket onto your back while your flying one day and refuse to get off cuz it’s fun

it likely ends with him spotting something cool, telling you to go over to it and getting you two into trouble

just be ready for the

😬😁 ✊😠 💥💥 😖😓

sequence again

flying also comes in handy when saving the strawhat’s BUTT!

You and Robin like 🦅🦅

LOLLL

but no fr you literally just swoop in and save the day 🦸

SUPERRRRRRR M/N!! *super man pose* better yet *franky pose*

Zoro will also appreciate it if you catch him while falling because I swear that man is always getting smacked around-

same with Nami 🧡

another time

Robin was stating facts about harpy’s when the strawhats first met you, and you were confirming

she mentioned that they typically lived 35-45 years (but she was talking about the ANIMAL.)

Luffy—of course—mistook this

“WHAAAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR NEW NAKAMA’S GONNA DIE SOON?!”

*Nami steps in*

”CALM DOWN IDIOT THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID!!” 💥💥

“……..and besides..! M/n’s not an animal! He’s still a person you know?! Sheesh…..of course he’s gonna live the lifespan of a human”

Sanji will of course cook any animal of your request into your meal

if it’s more nutritious for you—then certainly he’ll do so!

he always prioritizes nutritional value in his meals, and thats different for everybody!

Luffy however….he will get annoyed with 😂

”GO AWAY STUPID *kicks across room* YOU DONT NEED THIS TO SURVIVE! THIS IS FOR M/N!”

your like one of the few men in his life Sanji doesn’t hate

okay I know that was more harpy facts related so now I’ll get into the scenario you mentioned 😅💗

Luffy uses you for warmth in the winter (all the strawhats do)

like chopper ;P

especially with your large and soft wings

”M/n…spread your wings out..we need your warmth..”

-Zoro

you’ve been complaining about the heat all day

You felt like you were ON FIRE.

like seriously?! What was gon on today?!

it’s not like birds need to shed……so why are you burning up!??

”mmmm…your so warm M/n!”

”LUFFY?!”

”shishishishishi!”

”no wonder I felt heavier than usual!! Get off me Luffy!”

”awwhhhh WHYYYYYY?”

”what?! Why?! Because I’m burning up! I already have all these feathers! You’ve got to get off of me Luffy!”

*whines* “but mmmmm/nnnnnn! Your so waaaarrrrm!”

*sighs and face palms* *attempts to pry him off*

“noooooo m/nnnnnn! I don’t waaaaanna get ooofff!!”

Luffy practically had you in a literal choke hold

he was not about to let you go.

and you know he’s got himself wrapped alllllll the way around 😂😂

once again thank you for the compliment my dear!!

Hopefully I did your hcs justice and that you enjoyed them! <3

[marzipanwings9099]

☎️

HOORAY, A SKETCH 🌹

💥 The action takes place 2-3 years after the previous sketches and events of the animated series, provided that the boys were 13-14 years old. What you read further is not canon, but represents the author's (Marzipan's) fantasies and headcanons for the characters. Thank you for your attention! 💥

"The night sky was truly beautiful, and the cooling chamomile tea was even better. It's no secret that chamomile is calming, but Secret didn't need that, he was already feeling great, because...

- You'll freeze. - A familiar voice was heard behind him.

- It should get warmer soon, the titmice whispered. - Kipp giggled, moving so that George could sit up.

- The titmice whispered, you say? Do you have a fever or did you drink chamomile?- George said thoughtfully, watching the birds flying across the pink sky. He inhaled the summer air that had managed to seep in during the last days of spring and turned his gaze to his boyfriend. - No, seriously, Kepp, why aren't you sleeping? - But the question was followed only by puzzled silence and a sad sigh. - Are you worried about university? - Like Kipp turned his thoughtful gaze to George, which could be considered a "yes." - Uni-uni... Do you want to talk about it?

Moving closer to him, George gently hugged him by the shoulders. Kipp, however, sighed sadly again and remained silent, burying his face in his knees.

- If you keep quiet, caterpillar doll, I'll start telling you about Eliza and Jane's new clothes. - Finally, the impenetrable Secret laughed and raised his head, after which he groaned tiredly.

- How do you always manage to piss me off?

- I know you don't like Eliza, it's no secret! - George said, hugging Kipp with both hands, to which he received another whale-like groan.

- I don't knoooow... - Kipp drawled, taking a sip from his mug and handing it to George. - At what point did everything become so difficult?

- You're filling your head with nonsense. University is a great place to start from scratch! Maybe you'll find new interesting acquaintances?

- Or maybe I'll remain a geek with a love for soda...

- Well... I see only pros in this, not cons.

- I should take my life more simply... - Kipper fell silent, leaning on George, and then quietly continued. - Can we start talking about Eliza and Jane's clothes yet?

- Nope! Let's talk about... - While he was thinking, Secret had already managed to go downstairs and lie down on George's lap. - "Gathering of Young Knights"!

- I read through pain and tears, why are we assigned to read this? The main character is as dumb as a cork. He could have avoided meeting Gansteloth, or whatever his name is, by simply going out an hour later, as he was advised to do, but of course he did not follow this advice and got into a duel. The End. Thank you, I'm out of tissues for tears. - He finished sarcastically and looked at George, who was watching him with a gentle smile and loving eyes. - Are you staring, Georgie.

- I'm not allowed to do this, your geekery?

- I'm not a geek! Stop making fun of my love of comics!

- Okay, okay, sorry... - George answered, holding back his laughter. Stroking Secret's fluffy hair, he finished his tea and watched the rising sun.

- By the way, why did you wake up? Did I wake you up?

- You could say that, it was very strange and scary to feel you in my arms and suddenly, sharply, feel the cold and your absence.

- Got it, we'll sleep in separate beds? - Kipp said, smiling again.

- Don't even dream about it, I bought you churros, you're my slave now, boy! - George laughed, feeling Secret laugh silently down below. During the time they spent together, Kipp had become an integral part of his life, and it was his laughter, voice, messages, jokes, dark eyes and fluffy hair that made George smile. No matter how sappy and poetically sweet it all sounded, he loved him with all his heart.

- God, I'm a slave to the churros, where is this world coming to, it seems like I'm not afraid of university now!

- Wow! It turns out the churros are saving the world! - George shouted, throwing up his hands.

Making a "hand-face" Secret laughed again, then got up from the steps and went back into the house, giggling.

- So am I banished from your bed or not? I need to be ready! - Secret threw, also getting up and hurrying after him.

- While my parents are not home, you are completely at my disposal, teapot. - Leaning on the door frame, Secret watched George, who had turned pink.

- Sounds... Tempting. - George barely squeezed out of himself, after which he heard the click of the switch behind Kipp's back and he was very successfully pulled by the collar of his pajama shirt and kissed on the lips. A slight smile broke through the already short kiss. Pulling away, both smiled slyly. Not because of some shaky thoughts, but rather because of the sparks that electrified the tips of their fingers and made them smile stupidly, lovingly.

- Yes, it looks like it's time for us to sleep. - George began to leave, backing away and Kepp belatedly shouted "There!...". The tabletop, like a sword, struck his back.

- You are the worst romantic in my life, you know that? - Already applying the frozen ice with them, Kipper said.

[wilmonsfolklore]

Hey Tina,

I'm curious about 💥👻✍️📗📚��� (feel free to only answer the one you want to answer)

I hope you'll have a beautiful day!! 💜

Sophia, thank you so much for the ask. I hope you have a lovely day too <3

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

I wish Sara and August didn't have a relationship in season 2. I understand to a certain level why Sara does it, but still. I really wish for her and Simon to rekindle their relationship, but if I were Simon I don't think I could forgive Sara for this. And that sucks. So. I'd probably change that.

👻 What is your wildest headcanon?

I already answered this and I still don't know. Maybe that I believe August isn't that in love with Sara? I think he mainly likes her attention.

✍️ What’s your ideal writing setup?

Usually when I'm writing I'm watching a Twitch stream at the same time, usually of a streamer called Tinakitten, who mainly streams Minecraft, Valorant and art. (Tina isn't my real name, I just started using it because I was watching her stream when I published my first fic in this fandom lmao.) I prefer to be alone when I'm writing, and I type faster on my laptop. But I've written fics for years and years on my phone, so that works too.

📗 Do you want to write something outside of fanfiction? If so, what about?

I do, actually! I would love to publish my own novel someday, but that's not something I'm actively working on right now. I do write four articles a year in my native language for a magazine the patient assocation of my chronic illness publishes. Those are about my day to day experiences with my chronic illness and it's really fullfilling to write about it in an understanding space.

📚 Is there a fanfic or fanfic writer you recommend?

So so so much that I can't think of much right now. Royally whipped comes to mind, because I read the new chapter every week and it's already become part of my routine and it just makes me so happy. I recently reread The Plunge, which is a post S1 fic that has some of the best characterisation of both Simon and Wille that I've ever read. It's heartbreaking and beautiful. A more fluffy recent reread is he(art)felt, in which Simon is a museum tour guide and Wille an art student. It's extremely cute and also has some interesting art conversations. Both are all time fandom favourites for me. I also once made a post with more Wilmon fic recommendations, and in this post I mention a lot more of my favourite writers!!!

🎨 If someone were to make fanart of your work, what fic or scene would you hope to see?

I love love love this question. I'd love to see art of the bathroom scene in How'd We End Up On The Floor, Anyway? because I don't usually have images in my mind when I'm writing but with that scene I did.

And to everyone: feel free to send me more fic asks, I love talking about this!