#Not parkciv

[parkour-civilization-daily]

"Here in Parkour Civilization, No one jumps for the beef."

Hello! This is a blog where I will be posting 3 lines from the Parkour Civilization's full movies.

Currently on Part 1.

[NOTE: This blog won't immediately start due to me still being on a break for queueing on all my dv blogs. This notw will be deleted when I'm ready to start queueing]

Tags I will be using for this blog:

#Parkour civilization daily -For the daily lines.

#Not Parkciv -for non lore/normal posts.

#one block vertical ask -Tag used for asks.

This blog won't be using the Parkour Civilization tag as to not flood the tag.

Mod info and text color working under cut:

Hi! This is Mod Rein speaking! I use Any/Any Neos pronouns and my main is: @reinagony

Daily word/line dv blogs I also Run:

@are-we-there-yet-daily

@coyote-stories-daily

@the-ship-of-theseus-daily

@worst-album-ever-daily

And @ave-daily.

Green Text: Evbo

Purple Text: Seawatt

Gold (or yellow/orange) Text: EMF

Pink Text: Parkour God

Red Text: Parkour Villian (for parkciv s2 queuing)

White Text: Every other character that speaks

[jump4beef]

btw promise i will be drawing more ParkCiv art i just have seizures when i use my huion so it will take a while but i intend to get something out before the weekend!

[noonbeam17]

psst. guys did you hear. they made up a new game that everyone you know suddenly got really really into in the span of a day and you never heard anything at all about it prior

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

here in pronoun civilization no one jumps for the neos

x

[erachiiii]

In parkour civilization, even rain is parkour

based on this amazing comic except I made it stupid

[qtubbo]

Parkour civilization is so real for having every character never introduce themselves and by the time you actually get to know them its too late to ask for their name so you just awkwardly sit there. Shout out to such wonderful names as “The Parkour Villain” “Evbo’s Master Friend” “The Old Man” “Pro Neighbor”, the literal only guy that gets a name is Seawatt and thats just cause of the implanted memory.

[aofikofi]

the citizens of parkour civilization have started using "oh my evbo" instead of "oh my god" and seawatt n emf use it just to embarrass evbo

i'd also think the 2 accidentally started saying it unironically as a habit and it jumpscares evbo every time

[maigetheplatypus57]

Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

[arson-beloved]

I swear this actually happened i heard it with my own eyes

[fuwto]

Spoiled by the parkour god

(whenever Evbo misses his husband he just flings himself and some flowers too champion headquarters to surprise him, after the 15th time EMF isn’t that suprised anymore.. but he still welcomes his godly husband home)

[goosefries]

GUYS THEY WEREN'T KIDDING. IT'S ACTUALLY SO GOOD. I WISH I WAS JOKING

[parkour-civilization-daily]

it begins.. tomorrow.

[radiantaro]

Parkciv illustrations this week

[sopuu]

my friends and i watched the parkour movies in one sitting-

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

fuck this. parkour yaoi pins

[erachiiii]

Don't bring parkour to a gunfight