#Not just the Sebmark ones

[avida-heidia-5]

Kawaii Seb (feat. Grumpy Mark) 🎀✨🐶

Here are some little tribute sketches I’ve done based on @cedobols’s ADORABLE Seb and Mark doodles and his interpretations of their characters.

I’ve drawn Seb in big oversized pyjamas armed with a Cinnamoroll plushie looking all kawaii and full of joy, and I’ve drawn Mark in plain, casual clothes looking very grumpy and like he doesn’t want anything to do with Seb at all.

This bonus sketch is meant to convey Seb winning the Cinnamoroll plushie and begging his little heart out to Mark if they can keep it and Mark being irritated by this. I could’ve maybe swapped those images around, but it’s fun to just leave it as it is, I think.

Anyway, happiest of birthdays to you, Bom!!! I hope you have a great day, and I hope you like my little sketches. 🥳🎉🍾🎁🎈

[cadillacjohnf1]

[vroom-vrooms]

Should I… comment on how Mark… looks so big… compared to Seb… in this picture…???

I don’t think I should…

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Jenson Button)

[quigzahhutt]

F1 x textposts I've stumbled across the last few weeks GO

[formulaes5]

The comment section on mark webber dot com from early to mid 2013 is my own personal roman empire.

Never in my entire life have I seen such a large collection of absolutely unhinged men living out their gay s&m fantasies vicariously through the medium of imagining Mark Webber spanking a German Twink.

So far my favourite names given to Seb by these exceedingly normal people are:

penis (vettel)

that little prick

the man with his fucking finger

square headed kraut

The Vagina

Honourable Comment Mentions go to:

“anywhere else he would of got his pants dropped and spanked 🙂”

“stick it up that little prick and nail him good”

“very nice haircut, if i were a woman i would fancy you”, and

“vettel your a [site manager edit]”

[7teresia7]

Red Bull Racing's Mark Webber Wishes You All A Merry Christmas!

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber in parc ferme after their 1-2 finish in the Abu Dhabi GP 2009 (📷Richard Jonkman)

[jensonsbuttons]

welcome to work today

[valyrfia]

(edited it some so it’s actually closer to 700 words but it’s me the hypothetical anon. uh. yeah. not sure where this came from. or why i let the real life stats play such a huge role in my rpf analysis lmfao)

hi i have a lot of thoughts about charles and oscar also. especially what you said about oscar being one of the first to grow up with charles’s legacy. i was thinking about how like, f2 doesn’t really have legends, not yet. however, charles leclerc is sure as hell the closest they’ve got. to this day, no one has beaten his point rate (oscar is the closest, 51.6 to 53.4) or his pole record. no one has surpassed his win record or his win rate. and he did that in the inaugural season. charles leclerc haunts the halls of prema racing etc etc.

speaking of chronically haunting the narrative i do not think choscar are sebmark pt2 but i do think they are kind of like mirrors with fucked up reflections of each other. mark webber looked at oscar and knew why he’d never won a wdc and simultaneously sebastian vettel looked at charles and knew he’d never win one again. 

oscar entered the junior series just as charles was graduating; he won his first championship as charles won his first f1 race. and then he signed with charles’s former team and he kept on winning until he set a career record that’s unbroken to this day. but oscar *still didn’t beat charles.*

finally they were in the same series, but it wasn’t going as well as f2 had for oscar, or as 2022 had for charles. in their first race, neither of them even finished, and oscar spent most of the season multiple places lower than charles, slowly closing the position gap. 

but when oscar got his first GP podium, a third place finish, what position was charles in? fourth, of course. following closely. oscar has stood on a GP podium 10 times; in half of them charles has been there with him. and yet, they have *never* split the podium. they’re always 1-2 or 2-3, following each other the way oscar has been following charles since he was sixteen and watching him set the standard, since he was eighteen and racing with his former team, since he was twenty-one and sharing the grid with him for the first time. charles makes jokes on twitter and seeks oscar out to talk with him and inevitably they are in each other’s orbit, not magnets, but circling, following.

oscar is calm, cool, collected; charles is charming, a PR team’s wet dream. except oscar happily declared that he loves charles during a radio interview, and charles used to talk about how much oscar deserved an f1 seat. except oscar’s entire face lights up when charles approaches him after the race, and charles puts his hand around oscar’s waist like it’s natural. except there was Monaco, and Monza, and Baku, and Qatar.

it’s hard to imagine they would be predestined. they aren’t childhood rivals like max and charles; barely gave the other so much as a glance last year. but, well, they race against each other like it’s natural, instinctive until it’s not, learned somewhere but never consciously taught. charles calls oscar’s bluff, nurtures his tires through an impressive one-stop and makes oscar work to stay on him; oscar takes the long way around, dares charles to hold off on the brakes for as long as oscar dared to in order to get past him, and they’re both attached to the other when they get out of the car, following them to the cooldown room or the weighing station. talking or maybe just soaking it in.

not fated, not intentional. just, well, oscar has been trying to beat charles leclerc in some way since he signed with prema. just, well, charles has been able to win over oscar without even having to try since at *least* their Monaco shenanigans. (and don’t even get me started on how MAX haunts this fucking narrative).

so like. it’s papaya and rosso corsa but it’s also bold overtakes and fierce defending but it’s also just oscar and charles. despite my rambling I think that is the core of it; together, they are simple. oscar and charles easily become oscarandcharles on the track, in the cooldown room, outside of the paddock. etc etc

Choscar anon, welcome. You are music to my ears. I think the brilliant thing about Choscar which you've summarised so beautifully in this ask is they are the ship for the pure F1 rpf ENJOYER. They are made so much better by the intertwining narrative and parallels to all these other ships (and if you ever want to come back with a part 2 as to how Max haunts the narrative....I WILL be seated).

[skitskatdacat63]

do you have that pic of mark and jenson clasping hands but seb’s hand is just… in the middle??? bc i’ve been wracking tumblr trying to find it but i can’t!!!

Anon, I am so honored that you came and asked me 🙏 So I instinctively thought of Singapore 2011 because I remembered Seb standing btwn them, and I really hope this is what you're looking for BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS PIC BEFORE OHMYGODDDDD

I'm staring at this.....the size difference..........I appreciate you asking me this bcs I never even realized that this happened when I was watching this post-race

[jullythevamp]

ranking formula 1 ships part 3

did anyone want a part 3? no 😜 but I'm doing it anyway

part 1 | part 2

maxiel (max verstappen x daniel ricciardo) - ☆☆☆☆☆

NO ONE in this world can't convince me these two didn't make out at least once. they have the biggest homoerotic friendship in the grid

chestappen (checo perez x max verstappen) - ☆☆

sorry I can't see it, it looks too PR relationship to me.

sebmark (sebastian vettel x mark webber) - ☆

CONTROVERSIAL but sebmark is NOTHING to me. "what about their rivalry?🥺🥺" don't give a single fuck. like i just stare at sebmark posts like 😐

piarles (oscar piastri x charles leclerc) - ☆☆

idk what yall piarles people see but hey it's cute it could be worse

strollonso (lance stroll x fernando alonso) - ☆

pr relationshi- WHO SAID THAT?????

prosenna (alain prost x ayrton senna) - ☆☆☆☆

NO ONE can talk about my prosenna ok these two had a marriage ok let our widow alain talk about his lover without saying their relationship was fake ok

[nyan-koii]

This happens when that one piece of media lives inside of your brain and is now a huge part of your life so it don't matter if you're running late to class or might as well miss them, you're doing something in your daily life routine even though it fucks you up 😭

the overwhelming urge to read 10 chapters of everything changes when you know you need to be awake in like 6 hours hmmmmm

[jusst-you-race]

Please I would love to see this one Conversation between Mark and Seb where Sebmark is canon

hooray!!!!! my evil plot of suggesting examples that i want to write has worked out so well for me <3 these two are so stupid i love them for the ccc snippet prompts

Mark Did you walk out with my hoodie 

Seb I don’t know what you’re talking about 

Mark That’s my favourite hoodie you little shit 

Bring it back 

Seb No 

Mark Seb.

Seb It looks better on me 

Mark I don’t care how it looks it’s warm 

And I’m cold 

Bring my hoodie back 

Seb I thought it would be cute 

Wearing my boyfriend’s hoodie 

Mark Oh is that what we are now 

Seb Yes 

I’ve decided

Mark I don’t get a say in this?

Seb No 

But don’t pretend it doesn’t make you happy 

You were quite enjoying calling me yours this morning

Mark I’ll agree to this on one condition 

Seb Go on…

Mark Bring my hoodie back 

Seb Ugh 

You are annoying 

What do I get for returning it?

Mark What?

I just said I’ll agree to 

Be your boyfriend or whatever 

God that sounds childish 

Seb Yes but you want that too 

And I don’t want to give the hoodie back 

So this is an unfair trade

What do I get?

Mark Is there where you expect me to say something ridiculous 

Like you get a kiss or some shit 

Seb Well it wouldn’t hurt you to be romantic for once in your life 

Mark You don’t want romance 

Seb Maybe I do

Would be nice once in a while 

Mark Fine 

Please bring my hoodie back oh lovely boyfriend of mine 

And I will give you a big old kiss if you do 

Seb Hmm 

It’s a start 

Mark Seb…

Seb Okay okay 

I’m coming back 

Don’t get your knickers in a twist 

Oh well I guess it was my knickers in a twist last night 

Mark Why do I put up with you 

Harlot 

Seb xxx 

Be there in a second honey!

[muldj0rd]

Young and dumb (And in love) || Sebmark

Summary: Malaysia 2013 Multi 21. Yelling- A lot of yelling

Yelling in the briefing after, yelling in Sebastian’s drivers room after that

Sebastian would be lying if he said that he didn’t enjoy the yelling. In other words; Sebastian got turned on by Mark yelling at him

Warnings: Anal, anal fingering, unprotected sex, creamepie, age gap, handjob, mention of masturbation

Masterlist || AO3

Malaysia 2013

Multi 21. Yelling- A lot of yelling

Yelling in the briefing after, yelling in Sebastian’s drivers room after that

Sebastian would be lying if he said that he didn’t enjoy the yelling. In other words; Sebastian got turned on by Mark yelling at him

After Malaysia, it was not awkward, but there was tension

Sebastian always disappeared after Mark had yelled at him. To where? No one knew

Mark had yelled at him before the race? Sebastian disappeared to just before he had to get in the car

Mark had yelled at him in the paddock after a race? Sebastian disappeared and missed debrief

Mark had yelled at him in the hotel’s parking lot? Sebastian disappeared in his room and didn’t come out to celebrate

Wanking. That was what Sebastian did

Mark yelling at him turned him on immensely, making him disappear to take care of his little… “Problem”

Imola 2024

Mark knew that Sebastian would be driving Senna’s car at Imola

Oscar had said he didn’t have to be there if he wanted to avoid seeing him in the paddock

Mark brushed him off, pretending to want to be there for Oscar and not because he was yearning to see Sebastian again

Friends were a strong word. Mark didn’t yell at him anymore, sure- but the two of them weren’t friends

“Nice lap” Mark hummed, leaning up against the wall of the Red Bull hospitality where he found Sebastian sitting up against it on the floor

“ẞheise“ Sebastian yelped slightly, covering his heart with his hand “Are you trying to kill me?” They both chuckled “Thank you”

“Here” Mark handed him an open beer bottle, sitting down beside him with his own “Christian gave me them” He said when he saw Sebastian confused

“How’d you find me?” Sebastian asked softly, taking a sip of the beer

“Want the truth or what I was gonna tell you?” Mark smiled softly

“Start with the lie” Sebastian said, causing Mark to chuckle a little

“Why would ‘13 be any different than ‘24? You always used to sit behind here… peace or whatever” Mark explained, taking a sip of the beer

Mark sighed softly again “Oscar saw you go behind here and asked what the fuck you were doing”

Sebastian hummed, nodding slightly “How’s Oscar doing? The first couple of years can be tough

“He’s doing surprisingly well- arguing with Lando a lot less than we used to” Mark explained with a chuckle

“We were young and dumb” Sebastian shrugged slightly

“No. I was dumb, you were young and dumb. I am 12 years older than you” Mark smiled softly, calling himself old, using other words

“I was in love as well” Sebastian mumbled against the bottle, sipping on it

“Yeah- heard about your divorce, I’m sorry” Mark said softly

“I wasn’t talking about Hanna” Sebastian chuckled, shaking his head slightly

“Then who…?” Mark asked confused, Sebastian turning his head to look at Mark. Oh

“Yeah” Sebastian hummed “I was planning on telling you, but after Malaysia, I was afraid I had lost everything about you, so I yelled… in fear” Mark had looked away now, playing with his hands, the bottle set beside him

Mark looked up at him again, but Sebastian looked away instead “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t‘ve said anything”

Sebastian tried to scoot away from Mark, seeing as they were sitting close, but Mark only pulled him closer

Sebastian yelped softly, stabilising his unoccupied hand on Mark’s chest

Mark’s eyes flicked from Sebastian’s eyes to his lips and back to his eyes “Put the beer down, Sebastian”

Sebastian obliged, putting the bottle down beside his body, his eyes locked onto Mark’s, his tongue wetting his lips

“Your hairline’s horrible” Sebastian was just about to come back with a witty comment, but a mewl escaped from his lips instead when Mark pulled him close and kissed him tenderly

Sebastian kissed back immediately, no hesitation

Mark held onto Sebastian’s waist with one hand, the other on the upper part of his thigh, squeezing softly as the kiss turned messy quickly

“Need breath” Sebastian panted, Mark trailing his lips down to Sebastian’s neck instead, not planning on stopping

“Mark- we can’t” He panted, pushing slightly at Mark’s chest

“Just let me love on you” Mark begged, bitting softly into Sebastian’s neck

Sebastian whined slightly at the feeling “We’re outside behind the Red Bull hospitality” Sebastian tugged at Mark’s hair, pulling him away from his neck

“After the race, come to my hotel room, please” Mark said, his brown eyes begging, his hand going from Sebastian’s waist to the outside of his thigh just below his ass

Sebastian did just that. He waited nervously in the elevator, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt, biting his nails, his hands shaking slightly, his breathing quick

He hesitated slightly as he stood in front of the door to Mark’s room

He closed his eyes, knocking softly with a shaky breath

Sebastian didn’t get to open his eyes before he felt himself pushed up against a wall, Mark’s lips on his neck, leaving a wet trail up and down the pale skin

“Y-you have lube, right?” Sebastian shakingly asked, trying not to let out too much sound

“Of course. I’m no monster, Sebastian” Mark chuckled, pulling him slightly away from the wall, but only to pull Sebastian’s shirt over his head before diving in to kiss and nibble at his collarbone

“Mark- please” Sebastian gasped, his hands fisting in the back of Mark’s shirt, trying to get it off of him

“Never were one for going slow” Mark chuckled, pulling back to take his shirt off, throwing it with Sebastian’s

Mark pulled Sebastian away from the wall, unbuckling his belt before softly shoving him down onto the bed, pulling his jeans and briefs down his legs

“Hate slow” Sebastian murmured, tugging at Mark’s jeans, unbuckling his belt as well, letting his jeans hang loosely around his hips

“I know. And you hate when others are faster than you as well” Mark hummed, warming some lube up on his fingers

“Really? Malaysia?” Sebastian chuckled softly

“Isn’t that what started all this, hm?” Mark asked, slowly pushing a finger into Sebastian, loving the small moan that escaped the German

“N-no. It started long before, Malaysia just gave it a little push- big push” Sebastian panted, holding onto Mark’s biceps as he slowly started moving his finger in and out

“Fuck- feels so good” Sebastian whimpered, his eyes closed and his hips grinding against Mark’s hand

“Lay still, Seb” Mark said softly, holding Sebastian’s hip with the other hand

“‘M sorry. Jus’ want more” Sebastian panted slightly, moaning softly when Mark pushed in a second finger

“Please, Mark. I need it- I need it so bad. Plea-“ Sebastian moaned loudly when Mark curled his fingers up into his prostate

“Patience, baby” Mark murmured, continuing to curl his fingers up against Sebastian’s prostate, his cock leaking onto his abdomen

“M-mark. Please- please fuck me, mark. I’m begging you, please” Sebastian was sobbing at this point, too needy for his own good

“Thought I told you to be patient” Mark chuckled, pulling his fingers out of Sebastian, wiping them clean on his thigh

“When have I ever listened?” Sebastian panted, his whole body flushed, watching as Mark pushed his jeans and boxers down

“A few times” Mark hummed, sitting himself in between Sebastian’s legs, his rough hands caressing the outside of Sebastian’s soft thighs

“1 in a 1000 times” He added, stroking himself a few times with his lubed up hand

“10.000” Sebastian corrected teasingly, whimpering when he felt Mark’s cock press against his gaping hole

“The point is…” Mark groaned softly as he pushed into Sebastian slowly “You never listen”

Sebastian whimpered and whined softly when Mark had buried himself all the way into him, letting Sebastian get adjusted

“I have become better at it” Sebastian whimpered out, his nails most definitely breaking the skin of Mark’s biceps

“Yeah? Have you?” Mark asked, his voice husky as he slowly moved his hips

“Mhm. Yes” Sebastian moaned out softly, his back arched slightly off of the bed

“Look at me” Mark said softly, Sebastian’s eyes immediately flying open again, looking up at Mark “I guess you have gotten better” He chuckled, his hips speeding up, causing Sebastian to moan out

“Fuck off” Sebastian managed to get out between his moans

“Really? Right now? When you’re so close?” Mark asked with a teasing tone, watching at how Sebastian’s cock twitched slightly, pre cum leaking from the tip of him

“God, no. Keep going” He panted softly, Mark speeding his hips up slightly, wrapping his hand loosely around Sebastian’s cock, stroking him to the speed of his thrusts

“F-fuck. Mark- please” Sebastian moaned out, arching his back, hands tight in the sheets beneath him

Mark tightened his hand slightly, the other hand digging it’s nails into Sebastian’s pale hip

The feeling was too much for Sebastian’s, sending him over the edge, his cum spilling onto his stomach and near his chest as well as on Mark’s hand

Mark came seconds later, moaning softly as he spilled his cum inside of Sebastian, his head dropped down into the crook of his neck

“You still in love with me?” Mark panted, kissing Sebastian’s neck and shoulder softly

Sebastian nodded softly “Very much so” He panted slightly

[avida-heidia-5]

Welcome to Marchtian 2025!!!

This is a brand new prompt fic and art event centred around one of the most famous teammates in Formula 1 history: The little German twink Sebastian Vettel and Aussie Grit's Mark Webber! They are also known in the F1 RPF community by their pairing names: Martian and Sebmark!

There are 31 prompts to choose from, one for each day in March. You can interpret these prompts however you like: You can have Mark and Seb as best friends, best enemies, or as a romantic/married couple, and you can put them in any situation you like (AU or canon compliant); the choice is yours!

Here’s the full list:

All creators are welcome to participate in the event: Writers, artists, GIF makers, collage creators, animators; you name it! When you’re ready to publish, remember to tag us by using the hashtag #Marchtian 2025 and/or post your work to the AO3 collection, which can be found here! Make sure to tag your works appropriately before you publish.

FAQ TIME!

Q: Do I have to do every single prompt?

A: Nope! You can choose as many as you like! Any or all prompts; it’s completely up to you! And you can interpret these prompts however you like.

Q: Do Seb and Mark have to be the main characters?

A: Yes. You can include other characters and ships if you want, but the primary focus MUST be on Seb and Mark.

Q: Can I write about/do art for characters from other racing categories such as the junior Formula series and other motorsports series such as Moto GP, ROC, WRC, and Le Mans?

A: Yes, as long as the main focus is on Seb and Mark.

Q: What about sports that don’t involve motor vehicles such as tennis and hockey?

A: The same rules apply!

Q: Do I have to sign up to join?

A: No sign-up form is required to join.

Q: Are we allowed to share snippets of our work on sites such as Tumblr?

A: Yes! You're allowed to share snippets, just make sure you choose ones that don't reveal too much of the story/stories or artwork you're working on.

Q: What's the minimum word count for fics?

A: That’s completely up to you! There’s no limit on how long or short you want your fic(s) to be.

Q: Can my fic have multiple chapters?

A: No. Oneshots only, please! However, if you’re thinking of writing a standalone sequel to an existing fic, then that’s allowed.

Q: What kind of art is allowed?

A: Absolutely anything you like: Traditional pen/pencil on paper, paintings, collages, manips, GIFs, animations… any kind of art is allowed!

If you have any more questions or concerns, don’t be afraid to send me an ask. 💙

I will reblog this post a month, a week, and then a day before the 1st March as a reminder, which is when the event officially begins.

Have fun!!! 🇩🇪💙🇦🇺