#Not a hypothetical

[technofinch]

There's a small jar of honey on my desk. It's been there at least 2 days. The desk space is semi-communal but primarily recognized as mine. It's unlabeled. No one has said anything to me about it.

[letmeliedown]

if someone’s threatening you with a knife and you push them away from you and they come back and assault you and threaten you more, you’re not “even” because you pushed them, right? right??

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

[thatneoncrisis]

fucked up and evil that i Have been drawing and writing all through january but none of you are allowed to see it

[mr-mistyeyed]

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

[linkcharacter]

We should have some

[stardustfanfare]

what ive learned from making joke headcanons is that within an hour theyre usually no longer a joke

[danshive]

YOU! Are granted the power to suddenly own ONE video game franchise, and to hire the best people who have ever worked on it (and/or anyone else you want in on it).

What video game franchise are you rescuing--er, acquiring?

[mikoworks]

"Always There"

Part 1 - You are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

@anyamusumesonlywife @omagpies

[phosphorus-noodles]

how do we feel about a cis girl using he/him pronouns

[prokopetz]

I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Damian: Yes.

Tim: Yeah. Sorry, Dick.

Jason: I would slap Dick for free.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

American trans pals: This is a good reminder that those of us with injectable HRT should go buy a few boxes of needles and syringes from the medical supply store. A box usually contains 100 units, and will be cheaper per unit than what you pay at the pharmacy individually.

A common pharmacy gatekeeping tactic is to insist on an Rx just for the needles, even when that is not required. Or to mix up the right needles, be unable to find them, etc.

[yudol-skorbi]

hggnnnhhhhh Alistair time