#Not a hypothetical

[technofinch]

There's a small jar of honey on my desk. It's been there at least 2 days. The desk space is semi-communal but primarily recognized as mine. It's unlabeled. No one has said anything to me about it.

[enoughdonegone]

A question for the abuse survivors, did you lose the ability to recognize when you're happy? I feel like someone took an eraser to my amygdala.

Did you get yours back?

[letmeliedown]

if someone’s threatening you with a knife and you push them away from you and they come back and assault you and threaten you more, you’re not “even” because you pushed them, right? right??

[apollohour]

Use your own judgement to decide what each one means to you :) * Childbirth, while it was initially supposed to mean being born can also mean giving birth ** You can decide whether as a mixed person it would've been possible for you to have been born (e.g. in my case I couldn't have been, but that might differ depending on the person) *** You can also decide the location, whether that be your current location or where you would've been born historically

[linkcharacter]

We should have some

[stardustfanfare]

what ive learned from making joke headcanons is that within an hour theyre usually no longer a joke

[danshive]

YOU! Are granted the power to suddenly own ONE video game franchise, and to hire the best people who have ever worked on it (and/or anyone else you want in on it).

What video game franchise are you rescuing--er, acquiring?

[phosphorus-noodles]

how do we feel about a cis girl using he/him pronouns

[prokopetz]

I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Damian: Yes.

Tim: Yeah. Sorry, Dick.

Jason: I would slap Dick for free.

[dyleeart]

Starmaker

(suit based on David Tennnant's)

[canmom]

hypothetical 1

you have £1,000,000 to distribute evenly between a number of people. you decide how many.

all the recipients will be total strangers

you will never meet them after they receive the money, nor find out what they do with it.

they are chosen uniformly at random from the entire population of the world

the money will be in a form they can easily access, converted to their local currency.

for simplicity, the number of people must be a power of 10.

if you don't distribute this money in this way, it will be destroyed.

[ditzybat]

bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?

tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice

bernard: ???

[wolfythewitch]

Ulysses dies at dawn,,, At least, that’s the word on the street from those what saw what went down at Calypso’s,,

[theborgchives]

Super cool swag moment where ur own villian arc is 100× more extreme then the literal disney villian ur based on

[wiihtigo]

lets put a pin in this conversation